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OJ Simpson arrested for armed robbery

Upper Botswavia
17-09-2007, 04:12
Hey, do I actually get to break a story here? Cool... anyway...

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gciGiGW2Fqf1bEERUG5_HbM__nQA

OJ Simpson has been arrested and charged with armed robbery. Wow! Think this one will stick? Will he actually go to jail this time?
The South Islands
17-09-2007, 04:14
http://img.search.com/thumb/a/a0/Johnnie_Cochran.jpg/180px-Johnnie_Cochran.jpg

If the Key don't fit, you must acquit.
JuNii
17-09-2007, 04:24
I like in one interview he claims he was doing a 'sting' operation to get his stolen stuff back.
Wilgrove
17-09-2007, 04:25
and we care because....

http://www.geocities.com/lkittie/Kitty_Yawn.jpg
The South Islands
17-09-2007, 04:27
and we care because....

*cute kitty photo*

The Fass Doctrine strikes again!
New Stalinberg
17-09-2007, 04:28
DCD would have reported this too...

*Sniff*

Come back! We miss you!
Free Socialist Allies
17-09-2007, 04:30
karma.

thats all
Upper Botswavia
17-09-2007, 04:30
and we care because....


... because if we didn't, no one would post cute kitty pictures, of course!
JuNii
17-09-2007, 04:32
and we care because....

http://www.geocities.com/lkittie/Kitty_Yawn.jpg

it's a thread that does NOT concentrate itself on
1) Religion
2) Sexual Preferences
3) Government Corruption
3) Political Parties
5) Paris Hilton or Anna Nichole Smith or Nicole Richie
CoallitionOfTheWilling
17-09-2007, 04:49
I cannot tell you how happy I am that he was arrested for this. I hate that he had to commit another crime to face consequences, but, at least he might actually see justice served this time. If, of course, he's guilty.

I can't wait until he's found innocent, and he dedicates his life to finding the "real armed robbers."

Yup, he'll just search every golf course again, gotta find 'dem robbers in the golf course bathrooms!
Wilgrove
17-09-2007, 04:49
it's a thread that does NOT concentrate itself on
1) Religion
2) Sexual Preferences
3) Government Corruption
3) Political Parties
5) Paris Hilton or Anna Nichole Smith or Nicole Richie

Yea but it is about a washed up football player who is desperately trying to hold on to his glory years. Oh my god, OJ is Al Bundy!

http://www.hetek.hu/files/pictures/onlinearticles/20060808/al_bundy_400.jpg
Stratocasterland
17-09-2007, 04:50
I cannot tell you how happy I am that he was arrested for this. I hate that he had to commit another crime to face consequences, but, at least he might actually see justice served this time. If, of course, he's guilty.

I can't wait until he's found innocent, and he dedicates his life to finding the "real armed robbers."
Ashmoria
17-09-2007, 05:07
Hey, do I actually get to break a story here? Cool... anyway...

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gciGiGW2Fqf1bEERUG5_HbM__nQA

OJ Simpson has been arrested and charged with armed robbery. Wow! Think this one will stick? Will he actually go to jail this time?

no you really werent the first. there is a thread called O.Jail that already brought it up.
Posi
17-09-2007, 05:10
http://img.search.com/thumb/a/a0/Johnnie_Cochran.jpg/180px-Johnnie_Cochran.jpg

If the Key don't fit, you must acquit.Lets just hope he doesn't use the Chewbacca defense.
New Granada
17-09-2007, 05:18
Would so oh-so-tragic if ole "mr murder" orenthal were to be shot and fall down some stairs while trying to escape.
Demented Hamsters
17-09-2007, 05:24
it's a thread that does NOT concentrate itself on
1) Religion
2) Sexual Preferences
3) Government Corruption
3) Political Parties
5) Paris Hilton or Anna Nichole Smith or Nicole Richie
You forgot:
6) Conspiracy theories

"In other news, Pope Paris Hilton, seated alongside her resurrected zombie lover Anna Nicole Smith, struck out against what she sees as extreme corruption within the New World Order government. She asks for peoples on all sides of the political spectrum to rise up against their shape-changing lizard overlords."
Gauthier
17-09-2007, 05:28
Yea but it is about a washed up football player who is desperately trying to hold on to his glory years. Oh my god, OJ is Al Bundy!

http://www.hetek.hu/files/pictures/onlinearticles/20060808/al_bundy_400.jpg

Except Al Bundy only thought about killing his wife.
Gauthier
17-09-2007, 05:30
Lets just hope he doesn't use the Chewbacca defense.

Not unless the trial's being held in the afterlife. Johnny's been dead for years.
JuNii
17-09-2007, 05:32
You forgot:
6) Conspiracy theories

"In other news, Pope Paris Hilton, seated alongside her resurrected zombie lover Anna Nicole Smith, struck out against what she sees as extreme corruption within the New World Order government. She asks for peoples on all sides of the political spectrum to rise up against their shape-changing lizard overlords."

oh HELL NO!

I can imagine Entertainment Tonight, Insider, Extra or all those other Celebrity news shows covering this for months on end.

:headbang:
Delator
17-09-2007, 05:32
I'll bet he did...but only to get press.
Demented Hamsters
17-09-2007, 05:33
oh HELL NO!

I can imagine Entertainment Tonight, Insider, Extra or all those other Celebrity news shows covering this for months on end.

:headbang:
Not just them. Also Nationstates.
double :headbang:
Gataway
17-09-2007, 05:33
Well if this goes to trial he's screwed...everyone in the country pretty much thinks every thing he does is bad..for the most part its true...he doesn't have a chance of getting off...unless the ghost of Johnny Cochran appears and bails his ass out again.
Australiasiaville
17-09-2007, 05:34
Americans appear to still be extremely pissed off about the OJ verdict.

Anyone think he actually was innocent?
JuNii
17-09-2007, 05:35
Americans appear to still be extremely pissed off about the OJ verdict.

Anyone think he actually was innocent?

I do.

the basis of the whole US Justice system is "Innocent till proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt."

do I also believe the police Fucked up alot of the evidence? yes.