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In a boxing match between Bill Clinton & George W. Bush, who would win?

That depends.. who would die of a heart attack first?

In a boxing match between Bill Clinton & George W. Bush, who would win?

... Pay-per-view would win.

... Pay-per-view would win.

Incredibly true.

But I'd bet on Dubya in a boxing match.

If they were playing chess, I'd bet on Bill.

Clinton. Hands down.

Clinton. Hands down.

Bad idea. In boxing, or in any other martial sport, it's generally better to keep those hands up. ;)

Clinton, more body mass.

Bad idea. In boxing, or in any other martial sport, it's generally better to keep those hands up. ;)

Ouch. Will I get banned if I say this was a horrible, horrible pun? :p

Clinton's got the size and reach. And plus, W was a cheerleader in college. I mean, come on.

Incredibly true.

But I'd bet on Dubya in a boxing match.

If they were playing chess, I'd bet on Bill.

I dunno... in chess, it's necessary to sacrifice peices. Dubya has shown he's capable of doing that.

Ouch. Will I get banned if I say this was a horrible, horrible pun? :p

Of course not. I intended it to be a horrible pun. :)

I dunno... in chess, it's necessary to sacrifice peices. Dubya has shown he's capable of doing that.

He has also shown that he's capable of miring himself in situations detrimental to his position and his supporters, which is not a good thing at all in chess.

Nor in boxing, actually.

Of course not. I intended it to be a horrible pun. :)

Well, congrats. :p

Clinton's got the size and reach. And plus, W was a cheerleader in college. I mean, come on.

And the "cause of my regurgitation" award goes to Mattaus2 for making me picture Bush in a cheerleader outfit! Congratulations! :D

He has also shown that he's capable of miring himself in situations detrimental to his position and his supporters, which is not a good thing at all in chess.
but in chess, the player has more control of his board and pieces. ;)

but in chess, the player has more control of his board and pieces. ;)

Perhaps. Unless you take into account that one has to follow the rules and your opponent has equal resources.

Perhaps. Unless you take into account that one has to follow the rules and your opponent has equal resources.

true. but it is fun to speculate.


better question tho.

Slick Willie or Dubya, who would win at....




CALVINBALL!

true. but it is fun to speculate.


better question tho.

Slick Willie or Dubya, who would win at....

CALVINBALL!

Good question,Dubyah owned the Astros but Clintons got game in all sports.Clinton in all!

Incredibly true.

But I'd bet on Dubya in a boxing match.

If they were playing chess, I'd bet on Bill.

How about a compromise?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

How about a compromise?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

I would so play that.

While Clinton was distracted by a scantily-clad ring girl waving the round card, Bush would land a solid uppercut. W by a knockout, beginning of Round 2.

true. but it is fun to speculate.


better question tho.

Slick Willie or Dubya, who would win at....




CALVINBALL!

How sad... I don't think anyone else got the joke. :(

true. but it is fun to speculate.


better question tho.

Slick Willie or Dubya, who would win at....




CALVINBALL!

Tough one. They're both masters of Redefinition. But I must admit Dear Leader has the edge, showing his Calvinball skills with explaining why we invaded Iraq in the first place.

Bad idea. In boxing, or in any other martial sport, it's generally better to keep those hands up. ;)

Yeah, but King George the Lesser is going to punch himself in the face regardless, so it really doesn't matter where Bill's got his hands. He'd probably be giving Laura the ride of her life the whole time.

Tough one. They're both masters of Redefinition. But I must admit Dear Leader has the edge, showing his Calvinball skills with explaining why we invaded Iraq in the first place.
however, don't forget Slick Willie's skills as a lawyer as he redefined sex.

Yeah, but King George the Lesser is going to punch himself in the face regardless, so it really doesn't matter where Bill's got his hands. He'd probably be giving Laura the ride of her life the whole time.

And God knows Laura's miserable and itching for excitement. After all, no matter what she wants to try George keeps insisting his position is always the correct one.

While Clinton was distracted by a scantily-clad ring girl waving the round card, Bush would land a solid uppercut. W by a knockout, beginning of Round 2.

Would this girl happen to look like Monica at the same time?

Clinton would knock Dubya out in the second round, but right before the ref could finish the whole count Cheney would creep from the shadows and lazers would melt Bill's head off, as a forked tongue wipes over Cheney's grinning lips.

Bill, of course. Bush would get into a quagmire...

however, don't forget Slick Willie's skills as a lawyer as he redefined sex.

Too true, however... Bush does know how to "make shit up" as you go along (I can't believe I'm actually defending a man I despise... Surely there's some Irony there?)

Too true, however... Bush does know how to "make shit up" as you go along (I can't believe I'm actually defending a man I despise... Surely there's some Irony there?)

consider what you are defending him from and in what catagory... :D

Incredibly true.

But I'd bet on Dubya in a boxing match.

If they were playing chess, I'd bet on Bill.

Based completely on IQ I would go with the guy whose IQ is nearly double that of the one whose father bought his degree at Yale.

Based completely on IQ I would go with the guy whose IQ is nearly double that of the one whose father bought his degree at Yale.

and who would that be? the difference between Dubya and Slick Willie is 21 points.

and who would that be? the difference between Dubya and Slick Willie is 21 points.

Sources? I was under the impression Clinton was in the 160s and Dubya was borderline retarded in the low 80s; however due to the conflicting information online I am unable to substantiate these claims immediately.

Would this girl happen to look like Monica at the same time?

A Ring Girl who looks like Monica? Egads, man! That simply won't work. Remember the pay-per-view...

however, don't forget Slick Willie's skills as a lawyer as he redefined sex.

He didn't redefine sex, he redefined is.

Hopefully Bill would get in a quick jab to Dubya's skull. Who knows, if he ends up in a vegetative state he might look smarter (though I still want him hanged either way)

Sources? I was under the impression Clinton was in the 160s and Dubya was borderline retarded in the low 80s; however due to the conflicting information online I am unable to substantiate these claims immediately.


Do you know how high 160's is? I'm a 138 and that's labled "borderline" genius.

consider what you are defending him from and in what catagory... :D

Just what catagory would that be? :D


A Ring Girl who looks like Monica? Egads, man! That simply won't work. Remember the pay-per-view...

Thought that was just for the boxing match? Didn't realize that was still in effect for Calvin Ball...

I thought you were referring to Bill Nye the Science Guy, upon which he wins hands down.

I thought you were referring to Bill Nye the Science Guy, upon which he wins hands down.

I thought fo sure that the title would indicate ex-president bill? (BTW< BNtSG would deff win)

I thought fo sure that the title would indicate ex-president bill? (BTW< BNtSG would deff win)

I was just speaking with a little sarcastic comedy.