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lets say its your anniversary and you can't find anything to do (mostly because you lack forward planning skills) and you really can't stay in drinking because thats what you have been doing all week

what would you do?

who says I'm stuck for plans and need help:p

Anniversary for what?

Anniversary for what?

woman willing to give sexual intercourse on a regular basis kind (also the anniversary of when I become poor:p)

1. Go out to eat

Burger King it is!

lets say its your anniversary and you can't find anything to do (mostly because you lack forward planning skills) and you really can't stay in drinking because thats what you have been doing all week

what would you do?

who says I'm stuck for plans and need help:p
1. Go out to eat
2. See a movie/play
3. Drunken knife fighting! While blindfolded! In a building that is on fire!

woman willing to give sexual intercourse on a regular basis kind (also the anniversary of when I become poor:p)

1. Go out to eat
2. See a movie/play
3. Drunken knife fighting! While blindfolded! In a building that is on fire!

That sans the knife fight

if it our anniversary i would have forgotten and be in the dog house which is nothing seeing i'am in it with all of her family right now

go eat, watch a play or something, walk in the park, smooch and such.

Burger King it is!
I hope that you're joking. Or that this is one of those silly "We've been dating for 6 months, hoorah!"-sort of things that some people seem so enamored with.

Ignore it and have something awesome planned for the day after.

go eat, watch a play or something, walk in the park, smooch and such.
Hm, that bolded part seems to remind me of something I might have seen before, but what could it be?
Oh, yeah:
1. Go out to eat (aka "go eat")
2. See a movie/play (aka "watch a play")
3. Drunken knife fighting! While blindfolded! In a building that is on fire! (aka "or something")
Quit trying to rip off my ideas!

Hm, that bolded part seems to remind me of something I might have seen before, but what could it be?
Oh, yeah:

Quit trying to rip off my ideas!IP theft! IP theft! You all saw it!!!!

Stay in dri... hmm, I see what you mean. That is a problem.

Do what I do:

Go out and purchase eleven brand new jockstaps. Open one and wear it on your head. Then go around to bars, department stores and/or movie theatres and hand out the other ten to interesting looking individuals and when they ask the obvious question, "What the fuck is this?!?" reply,
"I am testing the faithful. I can say no more." And sprint away.

It's certainly cheaper than a night at the local casino. :)

NSG would go to a rally, shoot some people, have sex with random people, annex a country and the fall asleep in someones front garden.

What I would do is take her out for a treat. As suggested take her to a film, let her choose then to a fancy restaurant. Then take a walk arm in arm.Then back home for the good stuff.

I'd probably go to a party or a club or a pub with some friends.

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so what is wrong with going out to eat, talking about how much you love her, giving her a present, smooching and going home to a night of anniversary sex?

are you really needing something more than that?

most women would prefer more romance to a more unusual evening out. (unless there is a nearby nascar event you could take her to)

so what is wrong with going out to eat, talking about how much you love her, giving her a present, smooching and going home to a night of anniversary sex?

are you really needing something more than that?

most women would prefer more romance to a more unusual evening out. (unless there is a nearby nascar event you could take her to)

Why a Nascar event? The vibrations? ;)

What would NSG do on a night out?

Well.. to answer the thread title directly.

NSG would argue incessantly about what to do and eventually realize that nothing is going anywhere.
Then NSG would go to sleep.

so what is wrong with going out to eat, talking about how much you love her, giving her a present, smooching and going home to a night of anniversary sex?

are you really needing something more than that?

most women would prefer more romance to a more unusual evening out. (unless there is a nearby nascar event you could take her to)

Seriously? Eww.....

It depends. The only NSG I know - the Nuclear Suppliers Group - would probably go stalking around some Irregular Nuclear Device, which would then be found to be the Metal Slug Thank - with Marco and Tarma inside, doing abhorrent things, such as play with their Game Boys at Pong, while Fio and the other girl wait in front of the cinema for them to come.:D

In such a night, I probably would have a shower, then, while still wet, I would roll myself in cornflour, bake myself and go around in the streets, smelling of fresh bread and crying to each girl I meet: "Hey, come and and kiss me! I'm the Candyman!"

It depends. The only NSG I know - the Nuclear Suppliers Group - would probably go stalking around some Irregular Nuclear Device, which would then be found to be the Metal Slug Thank - with Marco and Tarma inside, doing abhorrent things, such as play with their Game Boys at Pong, while Fio and the other girl wait in front of the cinema for them to come.

In such a night, I probably would have a shower, then, while still wet, I would roll myself in cornflour, bake myself and go around in the streets, smelling of fresh bread and crying to each girl I meet: "Hey, come and and kiss me! I'm the Candyman!"

And that, my friends, is true liberty.

Why a Nascar event? The vibrations? ;)

its nascar. nothing more need be said.


unless call to power isnt in the us.....

its nascar. nothing more need be said.

To me...but I love cars, as you may have guessed.

unless call to power isnt in the us.....

His location would suggest that he's across the pond.

lets say its your anniversary and you can't find anything to do (mostly because you lack forward planning skills) and you really can't stay in drinking because thats what you have been doing all week

what would you do?

who says I'm stuck for plans and need help:p

erm.... go drinking in a particularly expensive, upmarket pub?:D

lets say its your anniversary and you can't find anything to do (mostly because you lack forward planning skills) and you really can't stay in drinking because thats what you have been doing all week

what would you do?

who says I'm stuck for plans and need help:p

I've been told there is a charm in spontinaity... rent a movie, buy take out, and spend a quiet evening at home.


or set up a nation for her/him and introduce your significant other to the drug called NSG! (it's habit forming, but non-fattening.)

NSG would go to a rally, shoot some people, have sex with random people, annex a country and the fall asleep in someones front garden.


That's exactly what I thought when I saw the title.

or set up a nation for her/him and introduce your significant other to the drug called NSG! (it's habit forming, but non-fattening.)

You sure?

If you form a habit to sit at a desk or elsewhere, addictively reading and responding to posts... you gain weight from lack of movement in the lower half of the body.

In you can't stay in and get drunk then you go out and get drunk. Simple as.

And we know this is what NSG would as it witnessed by the NS UK meets. None of us are stupid enough to allow any of the rest of us freaks anywhere near our own homes. Ergo, we cannot stay in and get drunk. Therefore we go out and get drunk. Some of us even go so far as to throw up or to bring condoms as well.

You sure?

If you form a habit to sit at a desk or elsewhere, addictively reading and responding to posts... you gain weight from lack of movement in the lower half of the body.

ahhh... however, one's eating habits will change as you burn less food, you take in less.

and it's not NSG causing the fat. but your lack of movement. I once thought of designing an excercise bike where the monitor and keyboard/mouse would be where the handle bars are.

... how else would one bike while surfing. :D

To me...but I love cars, as you may have guessed.



His location would suggest that he's across the pond.

ohhhhhh

well a trip to a nascar race wouldnt be in the immediate cards then. although it would be an amazing introduction to real american culture.


hmmmm

well i dont know what would be good for a brit.

i hope he chose well.

ahhh... however, one's eating habits will change as you burn less food, you take in less.

and it's not NSG causing the fat. but your lack of movement. I once thought of designing an excercise bike where the monitor and keyboard/mouse would be where the handle bars are.

... how else would one bike while surfing. :D

exercise bikes are boring.

how about something that would simulate .... SURFING...while surfing.

not that it could be as hard as surfing or we'd all be killed.

I hope that you're joking. Or that this is one of those silly "We've been dating for 6 months, hoorah!"-sort of things that some people seem so enamored with.

but its such a surprise! :p

most women would prefer more romance to a more unusual evening out.

most women aren't under my spell though (though that is unexpected I've always had it as the opposite myself)

erm.... go drinking in a particularly expensive, upmarket pub?:D

well i dont know what would be good for a brit.

i hope he chose well.

20:30 (rough guess) following the dinner-play strategy but it soon dawned that waiting for food was taking awhile

21:00 we remembered that a friend of the Mrs was having a party at the local gay bar and so we ended up going there getting smashed (I have the odd feeling we where all spiked whilst there)

12:00 managed to get home for a night in getting more smashed in an after party type affect (so we brought some people back who cooked dinner)

I guess drinking is the British nascar :)

Cook dinner, then go out to a candy store and rub gooey chocolate all over yourself and sex it up using those big lolipops as sex toys.

lets say its your anniversary and you can't find anything to do (mostly because you lack forward planning skills) and you really can't stay in drinking because thats what you have been doing all week

what would you do?

who says I'm stuck for plans and need help:p
Crackhouse trip. Worked for me!

Crackhouse trip. Worked for me!

Awww! You gave your gal a rock on your anniversary?!

20:30 (rough guess) following the dinner-play strategy but it soon dawned that waiting for food was taking awhile

21:00 we remembered that a friend of the Mrs was having a party at the local gay bar and so we ended up going there getting smashed (I have the odd feeling we where all spiked whilst there)

12:00 managed to get home for a night in getting more smashed in an after party type affect (so we brought some people back who cooked dinner)

I guess drinking is the British nascar :)

and you thought you needed fancy plans!

id guess that an evening at a british pub would be a good introduction to real british culture.

and you thought you needed fancy plans!

id guess that an evening at a british pub would be a good introduction to real british culture.

Depends which sort of pub really, but yeah.

Incidentally, nice evening. Can't really go wrong with getting hammered.:D

go for a walk under the stars and chat and such.

Mushrooms.

go for a walk under the stars and chat and such.

broke are we? :p

Mushrooms.

chloroform surely?

broke are we? :p



:p The best things in life are free:) seriously though, a walk at night can be romantic, and free.

lets say its your anniversary and you can't find anything to do (mostly because you lack forward planning skills) and you really can't stay in drinking because thats what you have been doing all week

what would you do?

who says I'm stuck for plans and need help:p

Drink. Get shitfaced and have unprotected sex with some strange woman you've never met before in the back of your car.

Actually, I don't know what I'd do, though. Probably drink anyway, and go try to play as much golf as possible in one day. I once met a guy who said he played 154 holes in one day...

Actually, I don't know what I'd do, though. Probably drink anyway, and go try to play as much frisbee-golf as possible in one day. I once met a guy who said he played 154 holes in one day...

Fixed.

Fixed.

Nah, real golf is more of a challenge to get done in the same amount of time. And besides, anyone who plays any real amount of golf has his share of golf cart stories. :p


and it's not NSG causing the fat. but your lack of movement. I once thought of designing an excercise bike where the monitor and keyboard/mouse would be where the handle bars are.

... how else would one bike while surfing.

I have the solution. Plug the computer into an outlet which only generates power when someone is actually pedaling. That way, in order to keep the computer on the guy has no choice but to keep pedaling.

but its such a surprise! :p
Knife fighting would be a bigger surprise (especially if you don't tell her about it until after you've gotten the blindfold on her), and possibly even a more welcome surprise, depending on the woman.