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What's the strangest thing you've done in your sleep? (I'd post mine, but it's probably TMI)

I've fallen asleep in one place and woken up in somewhere completly different without waking up

I dunno maybe i've juggled with my feet while standing on one arm, while whistling "Stars and Stripes Forever" but i just can 't remember it.

I've fallen asleep in one place and woken up in somewhere completly different without waking up

That's the worst I've done too.

I've never done anything odd in my sleep...well, that I would know about... but I do get sleep paralysis. :(

What's the strangest thing you've done in your sleep? (I'd post mine, but it's probably TMI)
Your mum.

BURN!

I once woke trying to get into my car. Fortunately, in my sleep walking, I failed to pick up the keys on the way out.

Many of mine include alcohol.

I've fallen asleep in one place and woken up in somewhere completly different without waking up
You woke up without waking up? That must have taken some doing, I'm impressed.

I did sexual things to my GF. I woke up during it. I wasn't doin' her or anything, just feeling around. She thought I was awake.

You woke up without waking up? That must have taken some doing, I'm impressed.

It's a metaphysical life-after-death thing.

I've never done anything odd in my sleep...well, that I would know about...
same but seeing as i sleep in the day i would get told if i did something in my sleep by those who are up

but I do get sleep paralysis. :(

:fluffle:

I fell asleep halfway through sending a text message and woke up realising I'd typed "I'd force them to worship me" on the screen. Odd enough?

When I was a wee little child of about... I don't remember how old.


Not important, anyway, young enough that I still wore pajamas with bottoms and all that, I once woke up to find myself pantless.

Evidently I had marched into the living room, removed my pants, and marched back to bed.

I've fallen asleep in one place and woken up in somewhere completly different without waking up

I dunno maybe i've juggled with my feet while standing on one arm, while whistling "Stars and Stripes Forever" but i just can 't remember it.

We had a party one night at my house. Trashed as i was i forgot it was my house and decided to start walking home, when i got around the corner i decided to sleep under a tree in someones front lawn. The next morning i woke up in a hospital bed, i was completely fine but police had come past and thought it would be more comfortable for me their. :rolleyes::p

I'm a pretty boring person in my sleep... well, I talk, sometimes. And every so often (I've been told) I'll sit straight up in bed and stay absolutely still for a few minutes, then lay back down and continue sleeping.

Otherwise, nothing.

My *brother*, however... this kid would get up, start removing/putting on clothes, walk around the house, and turn various lights/appliances on or off. Recently, he even tried to let himself out the front door. (This is a little dangerous, as he lives in the middle of the woods. Literally. 150+ acres of forest makes up his back yard; he lives in northern British Columbia.)

The worst I've done is wake up go downstairs and play halo 2 online. The sad part is I did better than I usually do.

Your mum.

BURN!

Those jokes are painfully unfunny.

I did sexual things to my GF. I woke up during it. I wasn't doin' her or anything, just feeling around. She thought I was awake.

Wow. Kewl.

Click Stand;13053041']The worst I've done is wake up go downstairs and play halo 2 online. The sad part is I did better than I usually do.

You're kidding, right?

I was told that back in about 5th grade while my grandparents were playing Yahtzee or Tripoly with some friends I came walking out saying I had to go to the bathroom and then proceeded to walk over to a plant in the corner where I was going to pee until my grandmother directed me to the restroom.


Once I woke up to my wife slapping my hand that was resting on her ass saying "This is where you spank me"

I once woke trying to get into my car. Fortunately, in my sleep walking, I failed to pick up the keys on the way out.

Lol. That's strange.

Seems like my brother used to sleepwalk, but I don't remember if he ever did anything like that. I think he just wondered through the house in the middle of the night.

Many of mine include alcohol.

You drink in your sleep? :eek:

I did sexual things to my GF. I woke up during it. I wasn't doin' her or anything, just feeling around. She thought I was awake.

LOL - one of my friends woke up with her then boyfriend (later husband) "doi'n her", the boyfriend didn't wake up but 9 months later they had a lovely little girl.

The strangest thing I've done (that I know about because I was told) was wander around my house miming pressing a remote control. When my friend asked what I was doing I said "trying not to disclose human stories"

An ex-girlfriend of mine told me that she woke to me pointing at the wall, talking about a movie that I apparently thought was playing there. I then proceeded to profess my love for various breakfast foods, at which point she interrupted me and told me to go back to sleep. Which I did.

What's the strangest thing you've done in your sleep? (I'd post mine, but it's probably TMI)

Well, I woke up on the PATH train platform at Penn Station once. That's pretty odd because I had spent the night in Manhattan, and had no reason to go to New Jersey.

Other than that, when my wife woke me up asking my how the evening went I told her that our two-year-old daughter had difficulty contacting the IRS for her tax information.

I once woke trying to get into my car. Fortunately, in my sleep walking, I failed to pick up the keys on the way out.

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I've never fallen asleep driving ... well, once. That was kinda cool.
But i've woke up several times driving.

but I do get sleep paralysis. :(
I've had that once or twice too, by case of sleep problems i already have.

My condolences. :(

I've screamed myself awake *AND* sung myself awake before.

I talk about really strange things that i've wanted to set my tape recorder for while i sleep too, since i've actually heard myself saying them at times, and for the life of me i couldn't figure out why i was saying them, when addressed consciously.

Once I woke up to my wife slapping my hand that was resting on her ass saying "This is where you spank me"

Has that been a problem before?

I've woken up on the stairs.

I get told I talk in my sleep, but other than that, I really can't think of anything strange..

But to take Amarenthe's example and switch to my brother; a long time ago, he suddenly stormed into my bedroom, holding his pj-pants up and standing in this weird position with his knees bent and all. When I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he groaned something like 'I gotta pee'. Fortunately, I was able to send/push him out of my room. Unfortunately, however, he then proceeded to pee in the laundry basket :rolleyes:

I had a dream I was the vocalist in some black metal band and I was doing a gig but I was woke up myself and everyone else in the house by screaming "Die on your knees!" and from the subsequent choking and gagging since I know that I can't actually shred my throat like that when I'm awake..

My brother and I used to have 'conversations' (made up of random moans and nonsense-talk) in our sleep, apparently.

I have a tendency to sleep through pretty much anything, including storms and, while on a music tour, one of my roommates vomiting all over the floor, being helped in the bathroom by the others, cleaning up with the help of 2 teachers/leaders.

I allegedly--allegedly, for I do not actually do it!--snore really loudly...but that's it.

Oh, one time I did fall off of my upper part of a bunk bed when I was five. But I was already getting up and trying to head to the bathroom, and I'd just started using that bunk bed, so you can imagine how I fell off.

I kick, scream and punch in my sleep. More rarely, I sleepwalk.

The kicking, screaming and punching are nearly a nightly thing. I've kicked out a window. My boyfriend moved his bed away from the wall after that. I broke my toe kicking a dresser near the bed. I've punched people occassionally. (sp?) Mostly I tend to scream and cuss.

My ex-husband never complained. He's a very heavy sleeper. I wasn't aware of the extent of my nocturnal disturbances until a more recent boyfriend, who's a light sleeper.

And a couple of times I've had an orgasm in my sleep that woke me. I could go for that more often, especially since I'm single now.

THe strangest thing I've done in my sleep?

Obviously cum while I was sleep during my dreams.

Oh, and that time I hooked up with a girl and had her stick her tongue in my ear and I felt her up all during the time when I was like half-sleeping on the sofa.:D

And a couple of times I've had an orgasm in my sleep that woke me. I could go for that more often, especially since I'm single now.
that happens a lot to pregnant women.

I think the strangest thing I have done int my sleep is start a roast cooking. I woke up one day a few weeks ago, smelled food, couldn't figure it out, all day long.......then in the afternoon I went into the kitchen to start dinner and figured out that a roast was in the crockpot......I didn't put it in there, I don't think, but hubby claims he didn't and the oldest daughter claims she saw me get up in the middle of the night and chop veggies and then again in the morning and put it all in.....I don't remember any of it.

I considered for a bit that my daughter had done it, but why would she do that!?

I don't do anything odd in my sleep that I'm aware of. I'm a very sound sleeper. I'm told my reliable sources that my dog (who sleeps at the foot of my bed) will occasionally let out a blood curdling howl in her sleep. I've heard her do it before, but it's never woken me up.

Who knew a labrador would howl? Wish I could train her to do that on command. It'd be fun!

I haven't done anything except allegedly sleeptalk. My cousin shifted a fridge up stairs into his room whilst asleep though.

THe strangest thing I've done in my sleep?

Obviously cum while I was sleep during my dreams.

Oh, and that time I hooked up with a girl and had her stick her tongue in my ear and I felt her up all during the time when I was like half-sleeping on the sofa.:D

You know, when I first read the topic I had figured he'd had a wet dream or something. That's why I figured he posted the TMI bit.


Glad to see that you have no such good taste.:p

Not that I actually care....

Annexed small countries.

I haven't done anything except allegedly sleeptalk. My cousin shifted a fridge up stairs into his room whilst asleep though.

guess when he was awake he was thinking of it and the sleep him went and moved it

According to reports, I speak in foreign languages and prophesy in my sleep-with startling accuracy. Since I only speak English, I've no idea where I'm getting these phrases.

You know, when I first read the topic I had figured he'd had a wet dream or something. That's why I figured he posted the TMI bit.


Glad to see that you have no such good taste.:p

Not that I actually care....
What guy hasn't shot a load in his sleep? Great dreams, those are *nods*
THe strangest thing I've done in my sleep?

Obviously cum while I was sleep during my dreams.

Oh, and that time I hooked up with a girl and had her stick her tongue in my ear and I felt her up all during the time when I was like half-sleeping on the sofa.:D
Better than me...I was half-asleep and had sex...I got out of work at 2 AM, went to a friends place, was exhausted so decided to sleep over, went to her bed, fell asleep, and woke up somewhere right before orgasm. Interesting night, that was.

When I'm drunk,I tend to fall asleep on girls.Funny thing is they let me sleep.

What's the strangest thing you've done in your sleep? (I'd post mine, but it's probably TMI)

How would I know if I'm sleeping?

I once woke up when my roommate yelled at me. I was standing beside his bed with my dick out about to take a piss. :eek: Obviously I got up in my sleep and thought I was at the toilet.

How would I know if I'm sleeping?

I once woke up when my roommate yelled at me. I was standing beside his bed with my dick out about to take a piss. :eek: Obviously I got up in my sleep and thought I was at the toilet.

Funny.

Well, I woke up on the PATH train platform at Penn Station once. That's pretty odd because I had spent the night in Manhattan, and had no reason to go to New Jersey.

Other than that, when my wife woke me up asking my how the evening went I told her that our two-year-old daughter had difficulty contacting the IRS for her tax information.

Lolz.

THe strangest thing I've done in my sleep?

Obviously cum while I was sleep during my dreams.

Oh, and that time I hooked up with a girl and had her stick her tongue in my ear and I felt her up all during the time when I was like half-sleeping on the sofa.:D

I actually sleep-fapped once. In a dream, I was about to fap, and I woke up right before I started.

Annexed small countries.

Damn germans. :p

I once fell asleep sitting in my bed naked with my lights on. But that wasn't really in my sleep.

... my mind woke up but my body stayed asleep.

Imagine waking up but being completely paralyzed... that's what happens to me from time to time.


other things I've done...
control my dreams...
Have lucid and sensible conversations with people.
Someone once told me I sleep with my eyes open and that when I do that, I do track movement.

... my mind woke up but my body stayed asleep.

Imagine waking up but being completely paralyzed... that's what happens to me from time to time.

That happens to me sometimes. Damn, I hate it.

You know, when I first read the topic I had figured he'd had a wet dream or something. That's why I figured he posted the TMI bit.


Glad to see that you have no such good taste.:p

Not that I actually care....

No. I sleep-fapped. Unfortunately I woke up right before I started. Basically it was (wake up) "...why is my hand on my dick?" Everybody gets wet dreams.

I think I may have shared a dream with my cat or something. :eek:

It was some weird dream where my cat was like moving silverware around with her mind and she convinced me to open this huge freezer like they have in grocery stores for her so she could get some chicken.

Then it shifted to this dream where there was this scary bald guy who came into my house and pulled a gun on my brother, and then I woke up. My cat was lying on the floor and woke up at around the same time as I did, and then she stared at me and came towards me.

I probably roll around a lot too, because occasionally my skin is like covered in red lines under my clothes when I wake up.

One night when I my whole family was sharing a hotel room I woke up and my brother was kicking around a lot. I asked him what he was doing and he muttered "Searching for Madden..."

Oddly enough, I sleep.

Oddly enough, I sleep.

... and that's the strangest thing you've done in your sleep?

The most i've ever done is woken up downstairs on the couch when I was 4 but whats wierd is that we had safety-gates on the top and bottom of the stairs.(they were fairly steep stairs.

I've started shouting out "He's stealing my lunchbox! But it's my lunchbox!"

I once cooked ramen in my sleep. I don't mean dozed off at the microwave,either. I literally sleepwalked to the microwave, put the ramen and water in a bowl, and put the bowl in the microwave.

A year later, I managed to lock myself out of my room. Roommate left the door cracked, so I sleepwalked out into the hallway. Roomie didn't let me back in. Bitch.

In short, I sleepwalk.

The only thing I know of is waking up barechest, with my shirt lying at the foot of the bed, when I was around ten, I think. At the time, my mom usually came to wake me up in the mornings, after which I would begin changing. Later, she explained that she had come into my room, thinking I had fallen asleep with gum in my mouth, and tried to wake me up. I had woken halfway up, thinking it was morning, and begun to undress. She had stopped me and told me why she was there. Apparently, I just stared at her for a long time, until she finally told me to go back to bed, at which point I collapsed back onto my pillow.

The most i've ever done is woken up downstairs on the couch when I was 4 but whats wierd is that we had safety-gates on the top and bottom of the stairs.(they were fairly steep stairs.

... in the House I lived in while growing up, we would have stickers on ALL of our glass doors.

the reason? I would constantly run into them. so the stickers were there to tell lil ole me when the doors were closed.

imagine at night, my rents are sleeping when they hear "patapatapatapatapataBAM!" as my nightly excursions took me into another closed glass door. :p

No worries... these were THICK and HEAVY glass doors.

... in the House I lived in while growing up, we would have stickers on ALL of our glass doors.

the reason? I would constantly run into them. so the stickers were there to tell lil ole me when the doors were closed.

imagine at night, my rents are sleeping when they hear "patapatapatapatapataBAM!" as my nightly excursions took me into another closed glass door. :p

No worries... these were THICK and HEAVY glass doors.

Does explain a bit tho....

... in the House I lived in while growing up, we would have stickers on ALL of our glass doors.

the reason? I would constantly run into them. so the stickers were there to tell lil ole me when the doors were closed.

imagine at night, my rents are sleeping when they hear "patapatapatapatapataBAM!" as my nightly excursions took me into another closed glass door. :p

No worries... these were THICK and HEAVY glass doors.

I don't know if that's sad or pathetic or awesome. Either way, it's really kinda funny and makes me giggle at your expense a bit. :)

I waked up in the bed of my neighbor's nerdy daughter.;)

Since I talk in my sleep I have probably said some wierd stuff.

I took a dump in the laundry sink once, asleep.

Since I talk in my sleep I have probably said some wierd stuff.

An old roommate from boarding school used to sleep talk in french. It was bizarre.

I've woken up making out with someone.

Or responded to questions in my sleep, even if I do so incoherently.

No. I sleep-fapped. Unfortunately I woke up right before I started. Basically it was (wake up) "...why is my hand on my dick?" Everybody gets wet dreams.

To you and... Ifreann, I believe?

I, too, have a penis. I have had dreams in which said penis was used (though I must say, it wasn't about masturbation). The dreams were good.:)

My statement was based off a false assumption I'd reached when you said "I'd post mine, but it would probably be TMI." For some reason, mayhap because you're younger or some other silly nonsense I've somehow picked up, I'd just assumed you'd just had a wet dream or something.

Now that I know it's not nocturnal emmisions though, I must say I'm REALLY curious as to what it was. Unless you're that guy that was quoted on Bash about shitting on the stairs...:eek:

An old roommate from boarding school used to sleep talk in french. It was bizarre.

I do that sometimes. The other day a buddy of mine called me at 3 AM wanting me to come out to the bar, and apparently I answered in French (while asleep) so he hung up on me.

This thread has some epic lulz. The human mind is so imperfect.

See, all it takes is one guy to break the ice about cumming in your sleep and THEN the discussion on it breaks out. ;)
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You know, when I first read the topic I had figured he'd had a wet dream or something. That's why I figured he posted the TMI bit.


Glad to see that you have no such good taste.:p

Not that I actually care....

What guy hasn't shot a load in his sleep? Great dreams, those are *nods*

Better than me...I was half-asleep and had sex...I got out of work at 2 AM, went to a friends place, was exhausted so decided to sleep over, went to her bed, fell asleep, and woke up somewhere right before orgasm. Interesting night, that was.

Funny.



Lolz.



I actually sleep-fapped once. In a dream, I was about to fap, and I woke up right before I started.

No. I sleep-fapped. Unfortunately I woke up right before I started. Basically it was (wake up) "...why is my hand on my dick?" Everybody gets wet dreams.

To you and... Ifreann, I believe?

I, too, have a penis. I have had dreams in which said penis was used (though I must say, it wasn't about masturbation). The dreams were good.:)

My statement was based off a false assumption I'd reached when you said "I'd post mine, but it would probably be TMI." For some reason, mayhap because you're younger or some other silly nonsense I've somehow picked up, I'd just assumed you'd just had a wet dream or something.

Now that I know it's not nocturnal emmisions though, I must say I'm REALLY curious as to what it was. Unless you're that guy that was quoted on Bash about shitting on the stairs...:eek:

See, all it takes is one guy to break the ice about cumming in your sleep and THEN the discussion on it breaks out. ;)
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I considered posting it the other night, but it isn't exactly strange...and aside from the wet spot afterwards, not exactly a bad thing either...


But then, usually mentioning cum will get a conversation going. So you may be right.

I did it last night dreaming about [having sex with] a girl I really like. I'll tell her tomorrow, heheh...It was awesome except for, well, like you said..the nasty-nest waking up in it.

I've heard that they stop after you are no longer a teenager or after you lose your virginity? Is this true? I don't mind them at all..but I'm just wondering.
For the record I'm still a teen but I'm not a virgin.

I did it last night dreaming about [having sex with] a girl I really like. I'll tell her tomorrow, heheh...It was awesome except for, well, like you said..the nasty-nest waking up in it.

I've heard that they stop after you are no longer a teenager or after you lose your virginity? Is this true? I don't mind them at all..but I'm just wondering.
For the record I'm still a teen but I'm not a virgin.
ya know, I heard the same thing about when they're supposed to stop...the virginity thing is definatly not true (I only had one before I was a non-virgin)...the not-a-teen one isn't true for me...a few weeks ago and Kelly Clarkson (I'm 21)

Maybe I'm one of the rare ones, but I know my best friend had one about Carrie Underwood maybe a year ago while he was 21 as well (something about us and our american idol stars...odd...)

Really, I usually don't even mind the waking up with nastyness...a queen sized bed means you can just curl up near the other edge and be fine.
EDIT: you're a college frosh, right? Well, here's two words of advice. The extra-long mattress sucks. Beyond other reasons (and just relating to the topic), you will get some on the sheets and it will piss you off all night.
Word of advice 2: your roommate will cum in his sleep (or when he thinks you're sleeping) atleast once. I suggest a tape recorder for harassment, which can easily lead to free drinks. Unless you are me and my roommate. In which case, you can play either of us orgasming, and we both just laugh about it. *shrug*

I've had many dreams involving sex, however I've only actually had one time where I also ejaculated in RL...that one dream was absolutely beyond bizarre....

you know, there is nothing more awkward than having a sex dream when you fall asleep on the couch at your parents house and wake up with them in the room. the rest of the day I had to keep wondering if I had moaned or something like that.

I've had many dreams involving sex, however I've only actually had one time where I also ejaculated in RL...that one dream was absolutely beyond bizarre....

See, all it takes is one guy to break the ice about cumming in your sleep and THEN the discussion on it breaks out. ;)
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I really want to finish that dream.

To you and... Ifreann, I believe?

I, too, have a penis. I have had dreams in which said penis was used (though I must say, it wasn't about masturbation). The dreams were good.:)

My statement was based off a false assumption I'd reached when you said "I'd post mine, but it would probably be TMI." For some reason, mayhap because you're younger or some other silly nonsense I've somehow picked up, I'd just assumed you'd just had a wet dream or something.

Now that I know it's not nocturnal emmisions though, I must say I'm REALLY curious as to what it was. Unless you're that guy that was quoted on Bash about shitting on the stairs...:eek:

Yeah. I didn't even come in my sleep. I woke up and realized my hand was on my dick and that I was about to masturbate. Couldn't I have slept longer?

I dunno; one time I woke up in my basement and my crotch felt like someone was pressing an iron against it, though.

Word of advice 2: your roommate will cum in his sleep (or when he thinks you're sleeping) atleast once. I suggest a tape recorder for harassment, which can easily lead to free drinks. Unless you are me and my roommate. In which case, you can play either of us orgasming, and we both just laugh about it. *shrug*

Some people don't make any noise. :p

Some people don't make any noise. :p

Mutes? :p

Mutes? :p

Not just mutes.