NationStates Jolt Archive

A simple question. What's the best party piece you've ever seen someone perform?

I spent the weekend skydiving and there was a visiting jumper that spent that night hypnotising people who were hanging around drinking. The results (guys breastfeeding wine bottles, rubbing their crotches uncontrollably, etc) were hilarious

That'd have to be the guy who ripped our effigy Jesus off the front of the house during an Easter party and beat him repeatedly against the concrete driveway while screaming incoherently, then set fire to him.
A once-off performance, but spectacular at the time.