help I'm hairy!
Call to power
13-09-2007, 13:15
I got a jacket from Matalan (who says I don't have style!?) the other day now funky as it is when I brought it white hairs have infested it and I've been trying to get them off with sticky tape, those brush things even a wet rubber glove
so who knows how to remove hairs from clothes? is this why fascism died out? do you have any amusing stories about Matalan or clothes?
You could try.. washing it?
Levee en masse
13-09-2007, 13:19
I got a jacket from Matalan (who says I don't have style!?) the other day now funky as it is when I brought it white hairs have infested it and I've been trying to get them off with sticky tape, those brush things even a wet rubber glove
so who knows how to remove hairs from clothes? is this why fascism died out? do you have any amusing stories about Matalan or clothes?
According to my girlfriend putting clothes in a tumble drier gets rid of cat hairs (a common problem), so you could try that.
Splintered Yootopia
13-09-2007, 13:20
I got a jacket from Matalan (who says I don't have style!?) the other day now funky as it is when I brought it white hairs have infested it and I've been trying to get them off with sticky tape, those brush things even a wet rubber glove
so who knows how to remove hairs from clothes? is this why fascism died out? do you have any amusing stories about Matalan or clothes?
A hoover coated in hedgehogs to trap stray hairs. Then you could get an OBE for keeping hedgehogs, a dying breed, warm enough in our currently really cold nights, too.
Call to power
13-09-2007, 13:23
You could try.. washing it?
thats so crazy it might just work!
edit:
According to my girlfriend putting clothes in a tumble drier gets rid of cat hairs (a common problem), so you could try that.
I read this after I put the jacket in the washing machine :p
Yaltabaoth
13-09-2007, 13:44
I got a jacket from Matalan (who says I don't have style!?) the other day now funky as it is when I brought it white hairs have infested it and I've been trying to get them off with sticky tape, those brush things even a wet rubber glove
so who knows how to remove hairs from clothes? is this why fascism died out? do you have any amusing stories about Matalan or clothes?
An infestation of white hairs on a Matalan jacket is actually quite serious. You should turn yourself in to DEFRA (http://www.defra.gov.uk/) at once.
Andaras Prime
13-09-2007, 13:47
help I'm hairy
Have a shave.
Compulsive Depression
13-09-2007, 14:22
I read this after I put the jacket in the washing machine :p
Well, it will be wet after it's washed, so... :D
Steelwall
13-09-2007, 14:46
I thought this was going to be about excessive body hair. I am disappointed with this thread :(
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2007, 14:49
The jacket is cursed. You must destroy it before it kills again! :eek:
The Tribes Of Longton
13-09-2007, 14:59
The jacket is cursed. You must destroy it before it kills again! :eek:
Nah, you're confusing it with Hilary Clinton's secret wig again.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2007, 15:14
Nah, you're confusing it with Hilary Clinton's secret wig again.
Blast! I always do that!
Chumblywumbly
13-09-2007, 15:20
do you have any amusing stories about Matalan or clothes?
Matalan is ace.
Almost as good as Costco.
If only for the random crap and misshaped clothing.
The Tribes Of Longton
13-09-2007, 15:22
Blast! I always do that!
It's not your fault, that thing's an evil genius with mind control and such. Look how far it's managed to progress all by itself.
Levee en masse
13-09-2007, 18:23
I read this after I put the jacket in the washing machine :p
Then all we can do now is pray.
Upper Botswavia
13-09-2007, 21:32
Then all we can do now is pray.
Nam myoho renge kyo.
Nam myoho renge kyo.
Nam myoho renge kyo.
Nam myoho renge kyo.
May not do much for the hairy wet jacket (eww) but it may make you feel better about life in general. Not Nation States General... just general general. Oh, never mind.
:D