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Do you smoke?

Zilam
12-09-2007, 21:53
If so, what do you smoke?

I fancy a nice cigar once in a while, and have tried Shisha, which is very lovely.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 21:54
I smoke rocks.

Well, maybe not.
Underdownia
12-09-2007, 22:00
Only when I is on fire!
Psychotic Mongooses
12-09-2007, 22:00
Nope.






And smoking debate in 3...2....1....
Oneiro
12-09-2007, 22:01
Cigarettes and cigars occasionally during parties/long nights (because my student club bar is a 'closed' bar, we can avoid the Dutch ban on smoking in bars and restaurants), hookah if one of my friends bothers setting it up, pot when I feel like it (rarely more than once a month).
King Arthur the Great
12-09-2007, 22:03
Yes. Normally, I mostly smoke turkey breast, along with a few hams for variety.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 22:03
Nope.






And smoking debate in 3...2....1....
ZOMG teh smoking ban are an in frinj ment of hooman rights!

No liek, u r rong, its well dedly to peeple around u!

Thers no evidunse! Ther shud b smoking pubs an non-smokin pubs 4 chois liek!

That wud alienate frinds and seperate peeple from each other, its segregashun lol amirite?

Ur rong!

No u!

fin
Nadkor
12-09-2007, 22:04
Yup. Cigarettes and the occasional joint.
Intangelon
12-09-2007, 22:05
NEAL: Mind if I smoke?
POPS: I don't care if you burn.

From The 1940's Radio Hour by Walton Jones. Used without permission. Fuck him.
Zilam
12-09-2007, 22:07
Whasa gudd sagar?

Acid are my favorite.
IL Ruffino
12-09-2007, 22:07
Whasa gudd sagar?
Philosopy
12-09-2007, 22:07
No, I don't smoke, and it doesn't bother me quite so much now those who do go outside to do it.
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 22:09
ZOMG teh smoking ban are an in frinj ment of hooman rights!

No liek, u r rong, its well dedly to peeple around u!

Thers no evidunse! Ther shud b smoking pubs an non-smokin pubs 4 chois liek!

That wud alienate frinds and seperate peeple from each other, its segregashun lol amirite?

Ur rong!

No u!

fin


You made my eyes bleed. :(
Wilgrove
12-09-2007, 22:09
I smoke a nice cigar once in awhile.
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 22:11
If so, what do you smoke?

I fancy a nice cigar once in a while, and have tried Shisha, which is very lovely.

I can't. See, the problem is, I'm frequently plagued by horrible gas. Flatulence + open flame = bad for me.
The Metal Horde
12-09-2007, 22:11
I don't but both of my roommates do. Sometimes the Russian smokes in the room. He took care to cover the smoke detector like the first or second day, the sonuvabitch.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 22:12
You made my eyes bleed. :(
It's always good to hear a fan's thoughts :)

Anyway, to finally be truthful I smoke a bit of weed, cigars when we feel like acting like pricks and sloshing brandy on each other in a cheap bar somewhere, and cigarettes when I'm so drunk I can't see, much less remember (ooold teenage habits dies hard :p)
King Arthur the Great
12-09-2007, 22:15
I don't but both of my roommates do. Sometimes the Russian smokes in the room. He took care to cover the smoke detector like the first or second day, the sonuvabitch.

Discreetly uncover it. Laugh hysterically when he gets blamed for it going off.
Zilam
12-09-2007, 22:16
I shall celebrate my 18th with one, I shall!

If you've never smoke one before, be sure to do so slowly, and have water with you, or you can end up sick.
IL Ruffino
12-09-2007, 22:18
Acid are my favorite.

I shall celebrate my 18th with one, I shall!
Khadgar
12-09-2007, 22:20
Don't smoke, never have. Considered cigars though, I love the smell of 'em.
IL Ruffino
12-09-2007, 22:21
If you've never smoke one before, be sure to do so slowly, and have water with you, or you can end up sick.

I've smoked cigars before, just, this time I'll be the one buying it. *nod*
Trollgaard
12-09-2007, 22:23
Yes, about 6 cigs a day.
Ruby City
12-09-2007, 22:25
You made my eyes bleed. :(
Really? I thought that was an excellent summary of the smoking debate.

No I don't enjoy breathing smoke. If I did I'd find something cheaper to burn then cigarettes. Maybe wood, paper or ordinary grass, those things can produce smoke too... In other words I don't understand smoking at all. Trying it didn't enlighten me either, just made me cough.
East Coast Federation
12-09-2007, 22:27
Never ciggs, cigars only!

And Acids are amazing, so are Romeos
Upper Botswavia
12-09-2007, 22:33
I don't smoke... well, ok... pot once in a while, but not for at least a couple of years now. :cool:
Sohcrana
12-09-2007, 22:51
Yep. I smoke what I like, when I like, and wherever I like. Just today at my (essentially smoke-free) campus, some douche made a point to come outside and tell me to take my cigarette "to a designated smoking area" because it was "harming" him. Funny, because it wasn't doing shit to him until he walked outside for the sole purpose of threatening me with the campus "police." After making it clear that I wasn't moving by ignoring him, he called the campus coppers who, funny enough, failed to show up. And it's not like I didn't WAIT fifteen minutes for them. :upyours:

Sorry. Needed to vent. Bad lungs and all, you know. :gundge:
New Illuve
12-09-2007, 22:58
I smoke Camels and a pipe. The occasional cigar.

Even worse: I chew Redman too!
New Stalinberg
12-09-2007, 23:09
Cigars every once in a while.
Upper Botswavia
12-09-2007, 23:43
Apparently WATER now smokes... :p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538036
Andaluciae
12-09-2007, 23:59
About once every six months.
Bann-ed
13-09-2007, 00:12
Never. I don't intend to either.
Just breathing the atmosphere is enough for me.
Snafturi
13-09-2007, 00:14
I don't. I don't mind when people smoke outside, but inside smoking bothers me. I hate visiting a smoking friend's house or a bar. I come home completely saturated.
Katganistan
13-09-2007, 03:21
No, not unless I'm burning.
The blessed Chris
13-09-2007, 03:23
Yep. Marlboro lights, and whatever else is available.
Soviestan
13-09-2007, 03:26
do you smoke?

A man as hot as I naturally smokes, there's no way you can put out this fire.:p In all seriousness, I don't smoke.......anymore.
Sarkhaan
13-09-2007, 03:30
quit just a few months ago...still have pot and cigars every now and then, and the occasional drunken cig.
Yaltabaoth
13-09-2007, 03:48
ZOMG teh smoking ban are an in frinj ment of hooman rights!

No liek, u r rong, its well dedly to peeple around u!

Thers no evidunse! Ther shud b smoking pubs an non-smokin pubs 4 chois liek!

That wud alienate frinds and seperate peeple from each other, its segregashun lol amirite?

Ur rong!

No u!

fin

Good to have that out of the way so early in the thread. Well done. :p

For myself, just the green stuff (pot, not money... although now I think about it, arguably I'm 'smoking' both).
So that's a nice little wood pipe for me.

My flatmate smokes joints mixed with tobacco (bloody Aussies) :rolleyes:
Poliwanacraca
13-09-2007, 05:23
Absolutely not. My lungs and throat are essential to my career, so why would I want to damage them?
Greater Valia
13-09-2007, 05:33
Newports, or Marlboro Reds.
Grape-eaters
13-09-2007, 05:41
I smoke the occasional cigarette or cigar, but not very often.

And I smoke dat reefer. Oh, and I suppose I should mention that I smoke blunts sometimes, as that adds to my tobacco intake.
Greater Valia
13-09-2007, 05:47
I smoke the occasional cigarette or cigar, but not very often.

And I smoke dat reefer. Oh, and I suppose I should mention that I smoke blunts sometimes, as that adds to my tobacco intake.

You put tobacco in your blunts?
The Black Forrest
13-09-2007, 06:26
I've been known to fancy a cigar from time to time.....
Grape-eaters
13-09-2007, 06:26
You put tobacco in your blunts?

No. Noooooo. No no no no no no no. No! That would be bad. But the blunt wrap itself is tobacco paper.
Andaras Prime
13-09-2007, 06:31
Capitalists love to sell death, it's a best seller.
The Loyal Opposition
13-09-2007, 06:44
Capitalists love to sell death, it's a best seller.

This, of course, is why a capitalist will eventually invent the time machine so that he can travel backward to approximately 5000 BC and introduce the practice to the various ancient civilizations, who will then utilize it for their shamanistic and other social rituals.

Then, wait 6874 years, found R. J. Reynolds, and profit! Brilliant! It can't fail!

Naturally, the paradox of smoking having to exist so that it can be invented in the first place will result in a closed time loop, in turn causing our time traveling capitalist to become his own mother.

...

Anyway, I don't smoke myself, seeing as how I'd rather avoid addiction and the various diseases and cancers. However, there is a cigar shop at a nearby shopping mall that I will walk by more slowly in order to enjoy the smell from inside. As soon as someone invents an emphysema/cancer vaccine, I'm moving in. :D
Similization
13-09-2007, 06:46
If so, what do you smoke?

I fancy a nice cigar once in a while, and have tried Shisha, which is very lovely.Golden Virginia. 'Cuz it tasty an stuffs.
Soviet Haaregrad
13-09-2007, 08:07
Only the chronic. :D
Kyronea
13-09-2007, 10:03
If so, what do you smoke?

I fancy a nice cigar once in a while, and have tried Shisha, which is very lovely.

I smoke the ashes of my shattered dreams.

Seriously, though, I don't, at all. I grew up with my parents smoking and spent the first eight years of my life trying to make them quit. They quit, but not because of me.
Wassercraft
13-09-2007, 10:32
Yes, I smoke. Pack a day. And the occasional joint.
Ifreann
13-09-2007, 10:36
I'm smokin hot baby.
Politeia utopia
13-09-2007, 11:46
If so, what do you smoke?

I fancy a nice cigar once in a while, and have tried Shisha, which is very lovely.

I do not generally smoke, but could not resist the Shisha when I lived in Egypt… Sitting laidback in an ‘ahwa (qahwa/ coffeehouse), sipping shay-bi-na’na (tea with mint) or ‘ahwa mazbut (sweet turkish coffee) and smoking the shisha: life does not get much better :)
Levee en masse
13-09-2007, 11:49
A pipe occasionally.



All I need now are some tweeds.
Levee en masse
13-09-2007, 11:50
I smoke Camels and a pipe. The occasional cigar.

Even worse: I chew Redman too!

Have you tried snuff?