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Caution: Groinal Damage story inside.

Lunatic Goofballs
12-09-2007, 15:43
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/09/11/oklahoma.texas.fight.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Apparently the closest we can get to soccer hooligans is a 53 year old church deacon ripping your nuts off. Hey, it's a start. :p
Khadgar
12-09-2007, 15:44
Our fans are weak. :(
Gauthier
12-09-2007, 18:06
Maybe the guy was a Vinnie Jones fan?
Lunatic Goofballs
12-09-2007, 18:29
Maybe the guy was a Vinnie Jones fan?

http://www.all-things-photography.com/image-files/sports2.jpg

YAY! :D
Wilgrove
12-09-2007, 18:42
http://www.all-things-photography.com/image-files/sports2.jpg

YAY! :D

Oh to have that picture be part of a caption contest. hehehe :)
I V Stalin
12-09-2007, 19:18
Oh to have that picture be part of a caption contest. hehehe :)
It's almost certainly been done. Not that that's a good enough reason to do it again.

Gazza: "Excuse me, Vincent, you appear to be treading on my toe."
Troon
12-09-2007, 19:21
From the article:

He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body.

They're not supposed to? :eek:
Tarlachia
12-09-2007, 19:22
http://www.all-things-photography.com/image-files/sports2.jpg

YAY! :D

HAHA! That's great! Almost makes me wanna go find some pics myself. Almost.
Wilgrove
12-09-2007, 19:32
It's almost certainly been done. Not that that's a good enough reason to do it again.

Gazza: "Excuse me, Vincent, you appear to be treading on my toe."

"and here we see Vinnie Jones searching for a date for after the game." :p
Dinaverg
12-09-2007, 20:30
http://www.all-things-photography.com/image-files/sports2.jpg


"HOO! Coldhands, coldhands, coldhands!"
Rubiconic Crossings
12-09-2007, 20:50
It certainly takes some balls to do that....:p
The Infinite Dunes
12-09-2007, 21:04
Some legal observers have even questioned whether this case could ever truly have an impartial jury.Idiots...

Hmm... well at least the Deacon has moved on to fondling adult males.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 21:33
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005530090,00.jpg
A cookie to the first person to name this man.
The Infinite Dunes
12-09-2007, 21:37
The Queen before her sex change operation? She's a Gunner's supporter isn't she?
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 21:41
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005530090,00.jpg
A cookie to the first person to name this man.

You?
















:D
Pan-Arab Barronia
12-09-2007, 21:46
Oh, I remember that guy. He actually carried through with it, too, if I remember so. Bet that was oodles of laughs at the hospital.
Bitchkitten
12-09-2007, 21:49
Hmmm.... There are several Henry Hudsons in the OKC area my friends and I used to frequent. I wonder if that was one of them. Not having the same equipment I might venture in wearing a Longhorn shirt. I'm a Longhorn fan from my days of living in Austin.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 21:53
The Queen before her sex change operation? She's a Gunner's supporter isn't she?Gunners? That's Wales RFC, not Arsenal FC! :p
You?

:D
Cheeky...I'm English. :D PAB's on the right lines.
Pan-Arab Barronia
12-09-2007, 21:57
PAB's on the right lines.

Heheh...a welshman if I remember right. Placed a bet with his mates that if his local football team lost, he'd cut it off.



They lost. He lost it/them (can't remember which any more, it was in the paper yonks ago).
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 22:06
Heheh...a welshman if I remember right. Placed a bet with his mates that if his local football team lost, he'd cut it off.



They lost. He lost it/them (can't remember which any more, it was in the paper yonks ago).
Close enough :p (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html)
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 22:08
Heheh...a welshman if I remember right. Placed a bet with his mates that if his local football team lost, he'd cut it off.



They lost. He lost it/them (can't remember which any more, it was in the paper yonks ago).

If I was that guy, I'd have told my friends to fuck off, that I wasn't getting rid of the boys (I'd blame the bet on being too drunk to realize what I was betting).
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2007, 00:20
http://www.all-things-photography.com/image-files/sports2.jpg

"Cough."