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Im sure some of you have had experiences similar to this.

So, Im sitting in the lounge area of our lovely college, minding my own business with my nose in a book, when this rather obese man, the sort you would associate with anime/furry/whatever conventions, moulds himself into the chair next to me and whips out a laptop, headphones and a folding table to put said laptop on. I am fine with this.
It was when I got up, however, that something caught my eye. A DVD case sitting on thte table. At first I thought, "Oh, just anime. Im fine with that," but my brain was apparently bent on suicide and registered the title.
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Yeah. I had the urge to throw myself off the balcony just then.

Aw a Hentai Anime.

haha. This guy who was trying to date me watched that. I made fun of him.

I had to endure college classroom philosophical debates, and worse, participate. The horror. *shudders*

Well, once I had everything laid out the way I wanted it to look. Then, I started to glue the pictures down, completely unaware that inside that glue was...

Oh, college horror stories.

Although I did not attend it, I grew up in a town with a large college (excuse me, "university"). Having an additional ten thousand people driving (more on football game days) isn't too great.

college horror story?


um... going double full time to school while working full time as well. The end.

At our last house-party we had a car, house keys (the car had directions to the home), and a laptop stolen, totaling £7500ish. By 5am only myself and one other flatmate were awake, with him was pilled off his face. Our garden was full of an eclectic mix of hippies and chavs (thank you Drum n Bass), the chavs varying between mugging people and kicking off and the hippies bringing fucking mangy dogs into our house to eat half-chickens ("he's housetrained, don't worry!"). The two of us had to convince our next door neighbour to stop DJing ("but these people are safe mate!" "No they fucking aren't, that one just tried to rob me you gurning moron") and kick everyone out, not exactly the most enjoyable task. Then endure the repeated attempts to break in.

Still, fucking legendary party. Someone filled a huge bowl and a bucket with sick after a litre of gin and some cans :D

haha. This guy who was trying to date me watched that. I made fun of him.
You should have tazered him.

I had to endure college classroom philosophical debates, and worse, participate. The horror. *shudders*

Heh. I had enforced High School debates in my English class. Its always fun trying to think of words short enough for other people to understand. I remember half the class staring in awe when I said, "Oh, Africa above the Sahara is mostly Muslim." when we read Things Fall Apart.

your friend falling through the ceiling, drunk, making a rather large Mike-shaped hole the day before the landlord comes round to inspect the place...

i can't quite remember why we were up in the attic but i sure as hell remember getting everyone together to re-plaster and paint the ceiling in record time :p

thank fuck it wasn't my house....

At our last house-party we had a car, house keys (the car had directions to the home), and a laptop stolen, totaling £7500ish. By 5am only myself and one other flatmate were awake, with him was pilled off his face. Our garden was full of an eclectic mix of hippies and chavs (thank you Drum n Bass), the chavs varying between mugging people and kicking off and the hippies bringing fucking mangy dogs into our house to eat half-chickens ("he's housetrained, don't worry!"). The two of us had to convince our next door neighbour to stop DJing ("but these people are safe mate!" "No they fucking aren't, that one just tried to rob me you gurning moron") and kick everyone out, not exactly the most enjoyable task. Then endure the repeated attempts to break in.

sounds like a lovely neighbourhood.

and i remember being up for sunset while on pills..... nothing quite so beautiful as that :)

Still, fucking legendary party. Someone filled a huge bowl and a bucket with sick after a litre of gin and some cans :D
lol! i do remember (not at uni, at college) having a grand pissing contest (drunk of course) into empty beer bottles... i think i filled 3 or 4 and won :D

that was the time we attached a footpump to the bottlebong and 2 litre bottles of cider... awesome party :p

sounds like a lovely neighbourhood.

and i remember being up for sunset while on pills..... nothing quite so beautiful as that :)Yeah well, it's inner-city Manchester - Moss Side on the left, Ardwick on the right. Both of the most recent sets of Manchester gang shootings occured within a block of my house, iirc.

Also, preaching to the converted mate. Then again, psychedelic paintwork in a UV-lit basement rave is fucking fantastic when you're up. Come to think of it, most things are fantastic on pills, it's kind of in their nature...:p
lol! i do remember (not at uni, at college) having a grand pissing contest (drunk of course) into empty beer bottles... i think i filled 3 or 4 and won :D

that was the time we attached a footpump to the bottlebong and 2 litre bottles of cider... awesome party :p*takes notes*

We had a guy stamp through our wall and climb through it once - he got locked in a small room with no handle on the door. I like this foot pump-bottle bong combo, any chance of some schematics? :D

my college horror story is the fact I'm wrapped up in bureaucracy and red tape just to get a few measly accomodations.

You should have tazered him.
Hmm... so that's why a tazer would come in handy...

My horror story is that my roommate is a fat lazy, piece of crap that likes to steal my socks, and then masturbates furiously every night, shaking my loft. He doesn't clean, he curses me in his sleep, and he is, worst of all, uber conservative. He told me he hoped that Israel killed all the "pigs in Palestine"(referring to Palestinians). This coming from person that is supposed to be christian.figures:rolleyes:

My room mate's ski poles were stolen, which prompted our move mid-semester to a different apartment that just happened to be available because the previous tenants had been kicked out on drug violations. We had some epic parties, but the only really horrible thing that I can remember was the time one of my suitemates passed out in the bathroom on absinthe. We couldn't get him out, and didn't want to drag him out. He was just sort of passed out there. So if anyone wanted to use the bathroom we had to use it while he was there, lying face up on the floor, for the duration of the night.

I got back at him the next morning by parking his hungover ass in front of the TV, turning a Nickelodeon marathon on, hiding the remote, and coming back six hours later to him zombied in front of it, his brain turned to mush by one too many episodes of Avatar.

All in all not that horrific, but it was still kind of weird having him in there while you were doing your business. Granted there were stalls, so it wasn't so bad...but anyway, yeah.

Oh, almost forgot. Two of my old room mates ended up rooming together at an off-campus apartment. The accomodations were great, and they were both loaded motherfuckers, so they decided to throw a HUGE housewarming party. There had to have been 50 of us in there at any point from 5 til 4 in the morning. And during the housewarming party, nary a week after they'd got the place, two different people pissed in their bedrooms thinking they'd made it to the john.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1679/bibleblackdvdcasebm3.jpg

Seen it.

not bad, interesting story, provocative graphics. better than most hentai.

Mine involved a Frat house, couple of beers, a winning round of Beer Pong, a couple of shots, and ended with me and a girl that a brother had his eye on, forcing me to flee the house in my shorts and shoes during the early hours.

My roommate was an utter, out and out heterophobe. Not only was he gay - but he seemed to have a problem with anyone who was straight. He was the sick, perverted kind who constantly talked about his multiple fuck buddies, or what sick act he'd most recently done. Not to mention he would continually have his multiple cross-dressing friends in and out of the room. And they were all to some degree just like him. He rarely respected my rights to the room, concerning time, noise, et cetera... and when I called him on it, he bitched and whined.

When I spoke out against "Coming Out Day", he bitched and whined to the RA saying it was offensive. I told him to kiss my ass, hey, it's free speech. So he responds by super-gluing my stuff together. I call the cops on his ass (vandalism).

Then I think he dumped a large amount of ibuprofen into my drink, causing my kidneys to shut down all winter. I have just now recovered. If I had a shred of evidence his big ass(hole) would be in jail.

To this date, I hate all gays, perverts, and pedophiles, and sincerely hope they all burn in hell because of shit like this. He did more to set back the cause of tolerance more than Fred Phelps ever could.

To this date, I hate all gays, perverts, and pedophiles, and sincerely hope they all burn in hell because of shit like this. He did more to set back the cause of tolerance more than Fred Phelps ever could.

Run that connection between pedophilia and homosexuality past me one more time, would you? I appear to have missed the point completely.

I consider any abnormal sex desire to be a choice of the mind. Therefore, a man can like a little kid the same way he can like another man.

What is normal sex?

Run that connection between pedophilia and homosexuality past me one more time, would you? I appear to have missed the point completely.

I consider any abnormal sex desire to be a choice of the mind. Therefore, a man can like a little kid the same way he can like another man.

My roommate was an utter, out and out heterophobe. Not only was he gay - but he seemed to have a problem with anyone who was straight. He was the sick, perverted kind who constantly talked about his multiple fuck buddies, or what sick act he'd most recently done. Not to mention he would continually have his multiple cross-dressing friends in and out of the room. And they were all to some degree just like him. He rarely respected my rights to the room, concerning time, noise, et cetera... and when I called him on it, he bitched and whined.

When I spoke out against "Coming Out Day", he bitched and whined to the RA saying it was offensive. I told him to kiss my ass, hey, it's free speech. So he responds by super-gluing my stuff together. I call the cops on his ass (vandalism).

Then I think he dumped a large amount of ibuprofen into my drink, causing my kidneys to shut down all winter. I have just now recovered. If I had a shred of evidence his big ass(hole) would be in jail.

To this date, I hate all gays, perverts, and pedophiles, and sincerely hope they all burn in hell because of shit like this. He did more to set back the cause of tolerance more than Fred Phelps ever could.

1) Being Gay isn't equal to being a Pervert or a Pedophile. There isn't a problem if two grown men have consenual sex with eachother.

2) Regardless of how much of an a-hole your roommate may/may not have been, that certainly doesn't reflect on all homosexual people.

3) What could you possibly have against a "Coming Out Day"? It doesn't affect you in anyway.

I consider any abnormal sex desire to be a choice of the mind. Therefore, a man can like a little kid the same way he can like another man.

I think whats abnormal is your hatred of someone because of their sexual preference. If they aren't raping or forcing someone into sex, and it isn't against the law, whats the big deal?

And liking another grown man(or women) isn't equivalent to having sick fantasies about a child.

1) Being Gay isn't equal to being a Pervert or a Pedophile. There isn't a problem if two grown men have consenual sex with eachother.

2) Regardless of how much of an a-hole your roommate may/may not have been, that certainly doesn't reflect on all homosexual people.

3) What could you possibly have against a "Coming Out Day"? It doesn't affect you in anyway.

I'm not going to argue about this, so consider it my last post here in this thread.

1 - It is to me. Read my first reply.

2 - And all his buddies. It's enough to convince me.

3 - They litter up the campus with papers, drawings, chalkings (the campus is mostly concrete), and so on. I never thought I'd be disgusted by the image of a rainbow. But now I am.

When I was a freshman in college, I got very sick one week. Let's say I went from strong chills the previous evening to a 105 degree fever at 7:00 the next morning. I walked to student health and back to my dorm; I don't remember doing it. My parents came to the college to take me home because I was in no condition to be at school. I missed two days of class (two days of class, oh dear God) and was home for four days. I probably should have stayed home for two or three more days because I was so sick. However, I went back to school. My roommate was at work when I got back to school. I had been in bed for 15 minutes (and it was 10:30 p.m.) when she got home. And what did she do? She turned on the lights, cranked up the TV, glued her cell phone to her ear, and threw away the leftovers from a tuna snack she'd had on the way home. I wish I'd had some cough drops up there to chuck at her to get her attention. There was no attention-getting otherwise.

Needless to say, I moved out of that room next semester. I actually haven't had a roommate since, but I find it easier to study that way.

And I've only been ill one time since. I missed one day of class. It was even more pleasant than the first time I was ill at college.

I'm not going to argue about this, so consider it my last post here in this thread.

1 - It is to me. Read my first reply.

2 - And all his buddies. It's enough to convince me.

3 - They litter up the campus with papers, drawings, chalkings (the campus is mostly concrete), and so on. I never thought I'd be disgusted by the image of a rainbow. But now I am.

Meh, I don't feel like arguing it either, so...

1) Well you're wrong. As long as its between two consenual adults, its fine.

2) ZOMG! All of what, 5...maybe 6 people! Ha, that sure is represenative of all the gays & lesbians in the world.:rolleyes:

3) ZOMG! There was Paper!!! Why didn't you say so?:rolleyes:

Grow up.

I'm not going to argue about this, so consider it my last post here in this thread.

Will I never know what normal sex is?

Will I never know what normal sex is?

I think if it's normal, you're not doing it right.

Hell is other political science majors. :(

Will I never know what normal sex is?

According to Lame Bums, man and woman missionary style sex of participants older than 19 and younger than 50 (preferably 40) with no more than a three month age gap, and best when done as a married couple.

if god had meant man to know what normal sex is, he would have given him tentacles.

Yea, but where would those tentacles go into on a human male body? :eek:

Will I never know what normal sex is?

if god had meant man to know what normal sex is, he would have given him tentacles.

if god had meant man to know what normal sex is, he would have given him tentacles.

This reminds me of one of my college horror stories.

Lame Bums,
while I am straight, I do have many friends who are either gay or lesbians. I do hope that you do judge other Gays and Lesbians as individuals and not by the actions of your roommate and his friends. just like straight people can be rude, crude and totally discourtious, that is all on the individual and not the group as a whole.

I once woke up with a woman handcuffed to my loft. Does that count as strange?

Has that happened frequently? If not, then yes.

I once woke up with a woman handcuffed to my loft. Does that count as strange?

Was the woman hot?

Was the woman hot?

Indeed she was. Especially with the yellow "Wet Floor" sign over her.

I once woke up with a woman handcuffed to my loft. Does that count as strange?
Next time you make a post like this without pics or, at least, further elaboration; I swear to God, YHWH and Allah that I will go out to Michigan or Minnesota or whatever hellhole you live in and beat you with a stick.

Indeed she was. Especially with the yellow "Wet Floor" sign over her.

If I woke up to a woman handcuffed to my loft my first thought would've been "What, is today my birthday?"

OK, not technically COLLEGE, but...

I spent the summer at a program at UCSD. One morning, I woke up at 7:45. Realize that I had an 8:00 class. Oh, and it normally took me a half-hour to get there (I walked, and UCSD is a big campus).

I got dressed in under 60 seconds, grabbed my backpack, and raced over to the classroom, stopping only to grab a couple donuts for breakfast.

Well, this story has a happy ending - it paid off. I arrived on-time to my class.

If I woke up to a woman handcuffed to my loft my first thought would've been "What, is today my birthday?"

My first thought was "Oh lord, what happened last night."

My second thought was "How much do I owe her."

My third thought was " Where the fuck is the key?"

I once opened my door to discover a wall of newspaper where the previous opening had been the night before. I preceded to jump through this alla-superman and laughing rather hard, shame I was the first up so no-one else was around. I don't think the cleaner was too pleased about it though. :p

Im sure some of you have had experiences similar to this.

So, Im sitting in the lounge area of our lovely college, minding my own business with my nose in a book, when this rather obese man, the sort you would associate with anime/furry/whatever conventions, moulds himself into the chair next to me and whips out a laptop, headphones and a folding table to put said laptop on. I am fine with this.
It was when I got up, however, that something caught my eye. A DVD case sitting on thte table. At first I thought, "Oh, just anime. Im fine with that," but my brain was apparently bent on suicide and registered the title.

Someone sitting next you looking at hentai? Yeah, I'm familiar with experiences like that. In fact, I'm having one right now. Why, oh why is this the only free computer in this damn room.

Not to mention the fact that he keeps pointing out the "good parts" to me.

I once opened my door to discover a wall of newspaper where the previous opening had been the night before. I preceded to jump through this alla-superman and laughing rather hard, shame I was the first up so no-one else was around. I don't think the cleaner was too pleased about it though. :p

My freshman year, we used to have a nearly constant prank-war going on around the floor of my dorm. One day we duct-taped the doorway of one of the girls' suites. It took us about an hour, and three or four rolls of duct tape, but we got it so thick it took them half an hour to cut their way out (they didn't have any sharp utensils, so were stuck using butter knives).

It was hilarious.

Oh Horroy Stories of College/Univeristy. I'll post some once I experience any. I move into Halls on Sunday so maybe I'll have a flatmate from hell.


On another note I've already met two of my flatmates........Both really sexy ladies and I'm also in a university where 87% of students are women. Hoorah!

If I woke up to a woman handcuffed to my loft my first thought would've been "What, is today my birthday?"


Thats the optimism of youth. My first thought would be "The cops will never believe me".

Someone sitting next you looking at hentai? Yeah, I'm familiar with experiences like that. In fact, I'm having one right now. Why, oh why is this the only free computer in this damn room.

Not to mention the fact that he keeps pointing out the "good parts" to me.

Not only that, but an enourmosly fat, sweaty guy sitting next to me looking at hentai. Call me sexist and all, but if it was an attractive girl I wouldnt mind nearly as much. Unless it was yaoi.

Yeah, having a hot girl chained to your loft can count as weird.

How many beers did you have last night again? :eek:

Yeah, having a hot girl chained to your loft can count as weird.

How many beers did you have last night again? :eek:

Weren't you leaving?

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this one time in college i was in my math class, on NS and the jolt forums. in no way was i paying attention to the teacher, and i kinda failed the class.

actually thats right now.

bbl

this one time in college i was in my math class, on NS and the jolt forums. in no way was i paying attention to the teacher, and i kinda failed the class.

I played Starcraft during a CSE class, but I did pass it. Ended up with a B, actually.

I played Starcraft during a CSE class, but I did pass it. Ended up with a B, actually.

I got an A in both of my freshman CS classes. I played WoW through most of the first one, in fall of last year, and then switched over to NSG for the second one.


...because I don't have to pay $15 a month to be on NSG.

Yea, but where would those tentacles go into on a human male body? :eek:

I'm sure the fat man in the OP has some hentai that could tell us the answer.

Although I did not attend it, I grew up in a town with a large college (excuse me, "university"). Having an additional ten thousand people driving (more on football game days) isn't too great.Ten thousand is "large"?

Try forty thousand.

Ten thousand is "large"?

Try forty thousand.
Snap, babeh. Plus 31,000 more from the local ex-poly, plus 19,000 from the other local university. 90,000 students in a city of 441,000. WIN.

Snap, babeh. Plus 31,000 more from the local ex-poly, plus 19,000 from the other local university. 90,000 students in a city of 441,000. WIN.

I preferred my college town. 2000 students in a town of about 7500 = lovely, peaceful, hippy-tastic collegiate win. :p

I preferred my college town. 2000 students in a town of about 7500 = lovely, peaceful, hippy-tastic collegiate win. :p
Well, ours is more inner-city, clubbing, hardcore house-partying awesome, but I sometimes wish for the hippy lifestyle. Closest we've really got is inside my first year halls. Problem is, they look like a prison to keep out people from one of the more notorious estates in the country, hence the hippy vibe vanishes fairly quickly :(