Funny Presidential Slogans
Hellsoft
11-09-2007, 21:48
After reading the Fred Thompson thread, I thought the whole "You've been warned" thing was quite humorous. Does anyone else have any funny slogans for some of the candidates?
I was thinking of these:
Hillary Clinton: I love the nineties: part deux
Fred Thompson: TV justice:American Justice
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 21:51
John McCain: I'll speak my mind, unless my party doesn't like my message.
Myrmidonisia
11-09-2007, 21:53
Hillary Clinton: "We're going to take things away from you..."
The Democratic Party: "Democrats: America Can Do Better"
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 21:54
Tom Tancredo: Fear my man torpedo.
Copiosa Scotia
11-09-2007, 21:56
Rudy Giuliani: I'll Eat The Testicles Of Terrorists!
(Courtesy of Jon Stewart.)
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 21:58
Mitt Romney: Vote for me or it's off to Guantanamo for you.
The Republican Party: We don't like big govt. unless it's us running the show. Also, keep the govt. out of our private lives unless it concerns sex or electronic communications, or religion or...
Please don't look into our sex lives though.
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Hellsoft
11-09-2007, 22:00
Ron Paul:Read My Lips, NO NEW LAWS
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 22:02
Mike Huckabee: I used to run Arkansas and look what a great image it has now!
Hellsoft
11-09-2007, 22:12
An anti-Obama slogan.
Obama: He will mess up your game.
Trotskylvania
11-09-2007, 22:29
Hillary Clinton: Sure, I'll pretend to be left. But a pantomime leftist is better than nothing, right?
Copiosa Scotia
11-09-2007, 22:35
The Republican Party: We don't like big govt. unless it's us running the show. Also, keep the govt. out of our private lives unless it concerns sex or electronic communications, or religion or...
Please don't look into our sex lives though.
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Personally, I'd shorten it to:
The Republican Party: BIG small government.
;)
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 22:41
Personally, I'd shorten it to:
The Republican Party: BIG small government.
;)
or even
The Republican Party: Hypocritical Govt.
HotRodia
11-09-2007, 22:43
or even
The Republican Party: Hypocritical Govt.
How about:
The Grand Old Party: Keeping Traditional Hypocrisy in a Modern Democracy
Australiasiaville
11-09-2007, 22:45
Vote Bush!
lol, wut?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-09-2007, 22:45
Mike Gravel: Almost Certainly not a Fictional Character
Dennis Kucinich: Isn't it time for a fun-size presidency?
Smunkeeville
11-09-2007, 22:52
Obama: he's got a nice smile!
New Limacon
11-09-2007, 22:56
Lyndon LaRouche: The candidate "they" don't want you to know about
Australiasiaville
11-09-2007, 23:02
Lyndon LaRouche: The candidate "they" don't want you to know about
lmao
There had been a stack of newspapers sitting at the entrance to my college (on campus uni accommodation) dining hall for a few days, and one day I picked one up as I left breakfast. The front cover said: World markets fail, only alternative to trust LaRouche" or something similar. Read through it and was completely baffled, so I checked it out on Wikipedia and it was the newsletter for a small Australian political party that subscribes to the LaRouche movement. When I went down for lunch I picked up the papers and dumped them in the bin.
What made it even stranger was that the party doesn't even have a member running for this electorate.
But yes, that whole LaRouche thing is gold. As soon as I read the paper I knew it was a personality cult... I should infiltrate them.
Good Lifes
11-09-2007, 23:15
Republican--The people that always pull down the blinds (though there is seldom a reason.
Democrats--The people that never pull down the blinds (though they always should)
Credit to Paul Harvey
Dontgonearthere
11-09-2007, 23:40
Republicans: Vote for us or the terrorists win!
Democrats: Vote for us or the Republicans win!
HotRodia
11-09-2007, 23:41
Republicans: Vote for us or the terrorists win!
Democrats: Vote for us or the Republicans win!
I like those. Nice job. :)
Disposablepuppetland
12-09-2007, 00:04
"Vote Mugabe and you'll never have to vote again!"
Ardchoille
12-09-2007, 00:14
Multi-purpose slogan: I'm Bored. Vote AGAINST!
New Limacon
12-09-2007, 00:16
Romney: Ironically, the most monogamous of the Republicans
Dontgonearthere
12-09-2007, 00:17
Stalnist Party: Because in Soviet America, vote casts YOU!
Shazbotdom
12-09-2007, 00:25
Stalnist Party: Because in Soviet America, vote casts YOU!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sumamba Buwhan
12-09-2007, 00:26
How about:
The Grand Old Party: Keeping Traditional Hypocrisy in a Modern Democracy
:D
Dennis Kucinich: Isn't it time for a fun-size presidency?
Win!
The Lone Alliance
12-09-2007, 02:11
Ron Paul: Market Fixes EVERYTHING!
Hillary Clinton: Can't decide what to choose? Neither can I!
The Tribes Of Longton
12-09-2007, 02:49
For 2012
Ahnuld: Vote for me if you want to live.
Silliopolous
12-09-2007, 02:55
Hillary Clinton: And I'll bring back Monica so she can suck mine too!
Mitt Romney: Yes, I've had more positions than Ron Jeremy. But this time I'm SURE I've got them right!
Maineiacs
12-09-2007, 02:57
After reading the Fred Thompson thread, I thought the whole "You've been warned" thing was quite humorous. Does anyone else have any funny slogans for some of the candidates?
I was thinking of these:
Hillary Clinton: I love the nineties: part deux
Fred Thompson: TV justice:American Justice
I'm flattered that you liked my Thompson quip.
Wilgrove
12-09-2007, 02:58
Hillary Clinton: I got more balls than anyone else! (they were implanted)
Obama: Vote for me because I got a nice smile, good speaker, and because I'm black!
Rudy Giuliani: Vote for me because I was mayor on 9/11, and because Hell, having Bush for 8 years wasn't enough.
Ron Paul: We do need another Texan in office!
Democrat Party: We pass tax hikes and wealth distribution to affect how you live!
Republican Party: We pass social laws banning gay marriage and spy friendly laws to affect how you live!
Libertarian Party: Fuck the Republican Party, Fuck the Democratic Party, vote for us even though we may never win the Presidency!
Lame Bums
12-09-2007, 04:09
Hillary Clinton: Vote for me and you'll never have to vote again.
Barack Obama: Black enough. 100% Guaranteed.
Any canidate: (The one-fingered victory salute)
Dostanuot Loj
12-09-2007, 04:36
Obama: Because I'll bust a cap in Osama's @$$.
Wilgrove
12-09-2007, 06:39
Obama: Because I'll bust a cap in Osama's @$$.
If he actually says that, I'll vote for him, mainly because he made me laugh.