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What would you loot first?

Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 17:54
Batteries. *nod*
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 17:55
Guns, food and a yacht for starters. The order wll probably depend on immediate needs.
Deus Malum
11-09-2007, 17:56
Let's say you were caught in a Katrina-esque disaster situation, in a city of your choosing. Where would you go, and what would you steal to survive? Where would you start? Clothes? Food? Finding a place for shelter?

Class soon, poll to come in several hours.
Lord Raug
11-09-2007, 17:58
Walmart

Everything you could possible need in one place. Guns, ammo, food, clothing, batteries, and in it is a Super Walmart Gas.
Bitchkitten
11-09-2007, 17:59
Cat food. If I don't find a supply of cat food early on I dare not sleep.
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:01
I would probably be unable to resist looting recreational electronics. Of absolutely no survival value, to be sure, but damned if I wouldn't grab me a PSP or seven...

What the heck do you need doorstops for?
Kryozerkia
11-09-2007, 18:02
I'd loot the nearest police station as chaos would have surely driven them out. Once I got the weed I needed, I'd focus on getting food. :)
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:02
And my second stop for looting would be Dinaverg...

;)
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:03
Weapons.

No point acquiring goods in an anarchic no-man's land if you can't defend them.

My second stop, Ammo.
Bottle
11-09-2007, 18:03
I would probably be unable to resist looting recreational electronics. Of absolutely no survival value, to be sure, but damned if I wouldn't grab me a PSP or seven...
Bitchkitten
11-09-2007, 18:04
This time warpy thing is really confusing me.
Bottle
11-09-2007, 18:04
Batteries. *nod*
And my second stop for looting would be Dinaverg...
Lex Llewdor
11-09-2007, 18:05
Weapons.

No point acquiring goods in an anarchic no-man's land if you can't defend them.
Nadkor
11-09-2007, 18:05
First of all non-perishable food, including as much bottled water as possible.

Then a couple of wind up torches.
Imperial isa
11-09-2007, 18:07
This time warpy thing is really confusing me.

really out of hand in this thread
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:08
really out of hand in this thread

That seems to be largely my fault...
Call to power
11-09-2007, 18:10
the museum of course when else would you get the chance to destroy priceless artifacts and still get some bitching clothes? (plus you could learn about history and stuff)

after that I'd loot the magnet factory and steal everyones cans :p
Lunatic Goofballs
11-09-2007, 18:13
Well, I'm already well stocked on the bare essentials of survival so I thnk I'd loot something that few people would think to, but would be valuable bartering material to trade for other essentials of survival.

I'd loot an adult book and sex toy shop. *nod*
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:15
Well, I'm already well stocked on the bare essentials of survival so I thnk I'd loot something that few people would think to, but would be valuable bartering material to trade for other essentials of survival.

I'd loot an adult book and sex toy shop. *nod*

Hrmm, I figured we were all going to regress to imagination. :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-09-2007, 18:15
Assuming I'm going to be trapped for a while, rather than just grabbing a few of my neighbor's things while I leave town:
Guns first, chainsaws second. Then, I'd go for the food and money.
Stealing large consumer items (like TVs) is just stupid. Are you really going to expect people to believe that you just happen to have had several thousand dollars worth of barely used electronics lying around immediately before the storm broke?
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:16
the museum of course when else would you get the chance to destroy priceless artifacts and still get some bitching clothes? (plus you could learn about history and stuff)

after that I'd loot the magnet factory and steal everyones cans :p

Aluminum, biotch.
Imperial isa
11-09-2007, 18:17
That seems to be largely my fault...

you are a evil person messing around with your powers mm , know it :p
Splintered Yootopia
11-09-2007, 18:18
Shoes. Gotta take care of your feet.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-09-2007, 18:18
Hrmm, I figured we were all going to regress to imagination. :p

If people could rely on their imaginations, there wouldn't be so much porn.

Or on a darker note, there wouldn't be so much rape in poor war-ravaged african nations and/or UN refugee camps.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-09-2007, 18:20
I wouldn't loot. I'd organize.

Start gathering people and pooling resources together.

I'll bring the porn. :)
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2007, 18:21
Well, I'm already well stocked on the bare essentials of survival so I thnk I'd loot something that few people would think to, but would be valuable bartering material to trade for other essentials of survival.

I'd loot an adult book and sex toy shop. *nod*


Not so oddly enough, I already have full stockpiles on the porn and sex toys but need the essentials. Priorities you see. Perhaps we can team up.
JuNii
11-09-2007, 18:22
Let's say you were caught in a Katrina-esque disaster situation, in a city of your choosing. Where would you go, and what would you steal to survive? Where would you start? Clothes? Food? Finding a place for shelter?

Class soon, poll to come in several hours.

I wouldn't loot. I'd organize.

Start gathering people and pooling resources together.
The Blaatschapen
11-09-2007, 18:23
I'd loot the antique shop for a magic lamp, and then I would wish to be somewhere else :)
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:23
If people could rely on their imaginations, there wouldn't be so much porn.

Or on a darker note, there wouldn't be so much rape in poor war-ravaged african nations and/or UN refugee camps.

True, perhaps I's just lucky that way...

Anyhow, one way or another, you guys are gonna need those batteries. Count me in. Bring Bottle so we can stop doors from damaging the walls.
Indri
11-09-2007, 18:30
I'd use my guns to steal a boat, then food and water, then maybe some entertainment materials.

And if I had the time I'd find a bunch of poor orphans, kittens, and endangered Red Suited Teller's huddled together in the water and run them down with my newly acquired yatch. Then I'd eat a baby and rob some elderly people. Then I'd dance and dance and piss on some graves because I'm an ebil capitalist and that's what capitalists do.
King Arthur the Great
11-09-2007, 18:32
Guns, ammo, a plasma TV, Food, more ammo, various things that don't belong to me, an airplane, a couple of cars, and some ammo.

As far as the guns go, I'd probably set up a couple of machine gns on tirpods. However, they do have a tendency to heat up, so I'd have to get ones that can be set to burst fire.
Imperial isa
11-09-2007, 18:33
i say loot this and ammo and fuel for it
http://www.australian-armour.com/10LH-n8.jpg
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 18:35
... oh hell no. PSP's can be communication devices. the wireless capabilities are built right in. as communication is restored, they can be used to give information to people coming in.


...didn't everyone buy cell phones for that?
Rowans floating island
11-09-2007, 18:35
i'd loot loads of guns, then a combat jacket and some sunglasses so i look really badass. then tloot tons of food and bottled water. the guns are in case less well armed looters have already taken it.
JuNii
11-09-2007, 18:35
True, perhaps I's just lucky that way...

Anyhow, one way or another, you guys are gonna need those batteries. Count me in. Bring Bottle so we can stop doors from damaging the walls.

... oh hell no. PSP's can be communication devices. the wireless capabilities are built right in. as communication is restored, they can be used to give information to people coming in.

You did know that... right?

Oh and we need an engineer... and alot of health buffs. I figure rigging the local gym and turning those excercise bikes into generators for power...
Lord Raug
11-09-2007, 18:35
What about Liquor? Thats important. It has many many uses such as drinking and weaponry.
Lord Raug
11-09-2007, 18:39
and anesthesia...

Forgot about medicinal purposes.
JuNii
11-09-2007, 18:42
What about Liquor? Thats important. It has many many uses such as drinking and weaponry.

and Anestesia, and other 'medial' uses.
Splintered Yootopia
11-09-2007, 19:00
I'd use my guns to steal a boat, then food and water, then maybe some entertainment materials.
I'd just take over a university, to be honest. Lots of food, cooking facilities, workshops available, hazardous materials easily come by, lots of places to sleep, locked storage areas etc. etc.
JuNii
11-09-2007, 19:07
...didn't everyone buy cell phones for that?

yep. just pointing out that PSP's are not doorstops.

and they are mit handy in staving off boredom and keeping the kids in line and from getting lost.
JuNii
11-09-2007, 19:08
I'd just take over a university, to be honest. Lots of food, cooking facilities, workshops available, hazardous materials easily come by, lots of places to sleep, locked storage areas etc. etc.

hospitals... they have emergency Generators.
Dinaverg
11-09-2007, 19:18
yep. just pointing out that PSP's are not doorstops.

*shrug* eventually our doorstops will have wi-fi too. Just wait.

and they are mit handy in staving off boredom and keeping the kids in line and from getting lost.

err, grab the DSes, duh.
Lord Raug
11-09-2007, 19:20
Just take over an army base. Weapons(good weapons at that), food, fortification, places to sleep, hospital, prisons, stores, The ability to build an army for whatever purpose you please....
Copiosa Scotia
11-09-2007, 19:24
Guns. Once I have those I can catch up on everything else. If I don't get them, I'm at a permanent disadvantage.
The blessed Chris
11-09-2007, 19:32
Weapons and ammo. They are a means to acquire anything else required.
Vetalia
11-09-2007, 19:32
Weapons, wine, spices, gold and fine clothing. The weapons allow me to get anything else I need, and the rest is to prove a point: just because we're in a post-apocalyptic hellhole doesn't justify the loss of culture or refinement. Besides, all the best villains are exquisitely cultured.
Copiosa Scotia
11-09-2007, 19:56
If I'm expecting this situation to last a long time, the second place I go may be the nearest garden supply store. Much safer to grow my own food than be forced to scavenge.

Hard alcohol is another good choice. Will last forever without going bad, will skyrocket in value over time, individual unit requires less storage space than beer or wine, has medicinal uses. I never could figure out why I saw so many people after Katrina dragging cases of beer.
Splintered Yootopia
11-09-2007, 20:00
hospitals... they have emergency Generators.
So do universities ;)

Plus hospitals don't have too much open green land handy for farming / filling with pungee pits etc.
JuNii
11-09-2007, 20:09
So do universities ;)

Plus hospitals don't have too much open green land handy for farming / filling with pungee pits etc.

depends on the Hospital. ours has nice large open lawns as well as gardens.
Laterale
11-09-2007, 20:26
Since I own weapons, Ammunition first, gasoline, then hard liquor, the not so hard liquor, medical supplies, the cigarettes (extortion to smokers), water, then food. (Water and food less so as I know how to get them outside of civilization).
Sel Appa
11-09-2007, 21:35
http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/katrina-beer-loot.jpg
Hellsoft
11-09-2007, 21:39
http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/katrina-beer-loot.jpg

Finally someone got this right. Come on guys, beer is definately the first to be looted. If your life has been yanked from you, you might as well get drunk.
Federal Wisconsin
11-09-2007, 21:52
I can't beleive I'm gracing this thread with a response, but seeing my thread was flamed...

"I would sit on top of my gargantuan pile of supplies, and shoot anyone who asks for a bandaid"

In reality, if I had to loot something - I would get myself a "deuce and a half" IE a M35A2 MultiFuel 2.5 ton 6x6 - with the canopy...

I could put damn near anything that burns into the tank, charge my batts off it, and clear the road of obstacles on my way out (if I had to leave)
New Manvir
11-09-2007, 21:52
Walmart

Everything you could possible need in one place. Guns, ammo, food, clothing, batteries, and in it is a Super Walmart Gas.

QFT
Tromstat
11-09-2007, 22:53
something along these lines (http://baconreport.blogspot.com/2007/07/top-100-items-to-disappear-first-during.html)
Lunatic Goofballs
12-09-2007, 08:21
Not so oddly enough, I already have full stockpiles on the porn and sex toys but need the essentials. Priorities you see. Perhaps we can team up.

I like the way you think. :)
Delator
12-09-2007, 08:31
As soon as I secure a weapon and a couple of tools (should take me about two minutes), I'm off to the nearest jewelry store.

If the disruption is long-term or permanent, then the precious metal and gemstones I loot will be invaluable as barter.

If the disruption is short-term, I can simply stash them and sell them years later for a tidy profit. :)
Posi
12-09-2007, 08:32
Computer components! There is a NCIX within running distance, and I am stronger than most nerds.

I could easily get away with two $10,000 computers...
New Granada
12-09-2007, 08:38
If it were something light weight like Katrina, where help would arrive sooner or later, I'd go for clean drinking water.

If it were something more apocalyptic, it would be weapons.
Cameroi
12-09-2007, 08:57
city of my choice is a contradiction in terms as i wouldn't choose to be in any city, fair weather or foul. other then to visit to ride the trolleys.

now in a last person on earth scenario, i wouldn't lute the nearest university engineering library, i'd move into it and make it my home.

if i were surrounded by despirate people having to take whatever they could get their hands on just to stay alive, my first priority wouldn't be what i could grab, but to get my backside the effing ell out of dodge!

=^^=
.../\...
Ruby City
12-09-2007, 09:53
This thread sounds like a bunch of nerds who got "survival training" by playing Fallout 1 & 2 as kids. Or maybe it's a cultural difference and Americans really do handle disasters by shooting each other.

If something like Katrina hit here there would be opportunists who loot abandoned stores and houses but I doubt anyone would go around robbing survivors since it's easier to loot. So I'd go for bottled water and canned food but no firearms. But if it was the end of civilization THEN we'd end up playing Fallout for real and I'd make myself useful repairing/building stuff in exchange for protection from one of the armed groups.
Imperial isa
12-09-2007, 09:58
This thread sounds like a bunch of nerds who got "survival training" by playing Fallout 1 & 2 as kids. Or maybe it's a cultural difference and Americans really do handle disasters by shooting each other.

If something like Katrina hit here there would be opportunists who loot abandoned stores and houses but I doubt anyone would go around robbing survivors since it's easier to loot. So I'd go for bottled water and canned food but no firearms. But if it was the end of civilization THEN we'd end up playing Fallout for real and I'd make myself useful repairing/building stuff in exchange for protection from one of the armed groups.

never heard of people getting shot for food and water after a disasters ?
Rambhutan
12-09-2007, 10:41
Books - information on how to do all the things I would need to learn how to do....maybe I have been working in libraries too long.
Ifreann
12-09-2007, 11:05
I'd loot a helicopter and pilot and get the fuck out of Dodge.
Ruby City
12-09-2007, 11:46
never heard of people getting shot for food and water after a disasters ?
Can't recall reading much about that happening during temporary disasters in otherwise stable countries. But I've read about it happening in long term disasters like famine. I think it would be rare at first and even more rare here in Sweden then in most parts of the world. It takes a couple months to degrade to that.
Cabra West
12-09-2007, 11:56
Food, water, find a shelter. Once I've got that, I'd be off to loot the bookshops so I won't die of boredom.
Luporum
12-09-2007, 12:05
Beer.
Peepelonia
12-09-2007, 12:20
Cheese, lots and lots of cheese, all differant types. Ohh and I guess some crackers to go with the cheese.
Kyronea
12-09-2007, 12:30
Well, I'm already well stocked on the bare essentials of survival so I thnk I'd loot something that few people would think to, but would be valuable bartering material to trade for other essentials of survival.

I'd loot an adult book and sex toy shop. *nod*

You read my mind.

That, and a computer parts store. If I can, I'm going to loot the best parts needed to build an ultimate gaming platform...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This, of course, presumes that my solar panels on my house are not damaged to the point where I could not continue to have electricity.
Australiasiaville
12-09-2007, 12:32
Walmart

Everything you could possible need in one place. Guns, ammo, food, clothing, batteries, and in it is a Super Walmart Gas.

Walmart sells guns?
Kyronea
12-09-2007, 12:43
Walmart sells guns?

Yes, they do, at least around here. They're usually a small selection in the back, but they exist. Mostly hunting rifles, though.
Australiasiaville
12-09-2007, 13:32
Yes, they do, at least around here. They're usually a small selection in the back, but they exist. Mostly hunting rifles, though.

That totally blows my mind that a supermarket would sell guns.
Sel Appa
12-09-2007, 21:37
That totally blows my mind that a supermarket would sell guns.

Walmart is not a supermarket
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 21:50
Yes, they do, at least around here. They're usually a small selection in the back, but they exist. Mostly hunting rifles, though.

I remember when MOST Wal-Mart stores sold firearms (I was a sporting goods department manager for about 6 months in 1998). Some Wal-Marts even sold handguns (although IIRC, those were mostly in the south and midwest).

Now though, there's only one Wal-Mart in my area that still does (although it's only rifles and shotguns).
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 21:52
Walmart is not a supermarket

The Super Wal-Mart stores do have a supermarket in them, though. Maybe that's where the confusion is coming from.
Zilam
12-09-2007, 21:52
your mom.
Gun Manufacturers
12-09-2007, 22:05
Let's say you were caught in a Katrina-esque disaster situation, in a city of your choosing. Where would you go, and what would you steal to survive? Where would you start? Clothes? Food? Finding a place for shelter?

Class soon, poll to come in several hours.

Well, I already have a firearm and some ammo (at least 200 rounds), so I wouldn't need to steal one. I'd probably trek to my parents house in about 45 minutes with my truck, or (hopefully) in 3-5 days on foot. If traveling by vehicle, I'd bring as much as I could, but if I was on foot, I'd bring with me a change of clothes, my weapon and ammo, and as much water, ramen, and Mountain House freeze dried foods as I could. I wouldn't steal anything unless I had absolutely no other choice for survival (and then, it would probably be only be food).

Once I make it to my parents house, I'd be ok. At my parents house is shelter, a generator (chained to a concrete pad, inside a locked but ventilated shed), a decent amount of food, heat if needed (via wood stove), and about 5 minute drive to my sister's house (who has a lot of those things as well, and an arsenal of gear to hunt whatever is needed for food).
Australiasiaville
13-09-2007, 01:26
The Super Wal-Mart stores do have a supermarket in them, though. Maybe that's where the confusion is coming from.

Well whatever you call a shopping centre that sells all the shit Wal-Mart sells... It's like, "Hey, I might go down to Wal-Mart and pick up a DVD, a few pairs of socks, and a gun".