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Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?

Some people love their pet that much that they want to marry it.

All of us know people that say:

“I trust my Snoopy more than my wife, he would never leave me”
“I receive more friendship from my animal than from people”

In the past countless people already married dogs, cats, horses, dolphins, etc…

Do you think we should allow this happen?

Some sources:
http://www.marryyourpet.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-animal_marriage
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=36037

When cats are capable of saying 'I do' and understanding the ramifications, I think we're all pretty much fucked. :p

Lookit ma! A thinly veiled gay marriage thread!

Lookit ma! A thinly veiled gay marriage thread!

I bet he thinks he's being clever too.

I bet he thinks he's being clever too.

The poll completely blows the subtlety away :(

When cats are capable of saying 'I do' and understanding the ramifications, I think we're all pretty much fucked. :p

Oh they're capable of that and more. They just wouldn't lower themselves to marry a human.

Heh I know lots of people, and not only from all over the world but from all walks of life. Not only do I know a few blokes and one or two women that married their animal partners, but a freind of mine traveled to the States to perform the wedding ceremony of a bloke marrying his horse!

When cats are capable of saying 'I do' and understanding the ramifications, I think we're all pretty much fucked. :p


We are fucked:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/77460/talking_cats/

Well, as far as I know nobody has had any problems in the past with "eccentric folks" naming their pets as sole heirs to their fortunes, right? So they might as well marry them as far as I'm concerned.

We are fucked:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/77460/talking_cats/

Well, not that that's settled, I think I'll just sit back, eat tacos and enjoy the rest of the show. :)

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dog_wedding.JPG

er...sure if people are too stupid to avoid marriage why should animals get the excuse?

one has a link to divorce your pet, is that for when you are married to them or just want a divorce from them as you had with them and not married to them ?

I love my cat Bubba. I'd marry him, but I had him neutered years ago. I'm afraid I couldn't possibly endure a sexless marraige.

I love my cat Bubba. I'd marry him, but I had him neutered years ago. I'm afraid I couldn't possibly endure a sexless marraige.

now you just scaring me

And should we allow that animals can marry animals?

And what about interracial issues…

Should we allow that a fish can marry a cat?

That would give another interpretation to consuming the marriage for the cat. :)

And should we allow that animals can marry animals?

And what about interracial issues…

Should we allow that a fish can marry a cat?

That would give another interpretation to consuming the marriage for the cat. :)

Sure, if they absolutely want to. But I was under the impression that most animals can't be arsed to propose, especially dogs. They tend to try and fuck whatever's available.

Who needs to marry their cat? You already wait on them hand and foot.

Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?

NO.

I love my cat Bubba. I'd marry him, but I had him neutered years ago.

How is that love? Would Bubba spay you if he loved you?

How is that love? Would Bubba spay you if he loved you?

Probably.

Uhh...no.

How is that love? Would Bubba spay you if he loved you?

If he was a responsible human-owner, he probably would.

How is that love? Would Bubba spay you if he loved you?I'd ask him to if he had the money. Kids, Yech! Though I might be talked into kittens.:p

I'd ask him to if he had the money. Kids, Yech! Though I might be talked into kittens.:p

now you are really scaring me when did you start dating a tiger? :eek::p

I'd ask him to if he had the money. Kids, Yech! Though I might be talked into kittens.:p

:eek:You could always spay yourself if you feel that way. I'm also officially using my authority as a king to dub thee a "Cat lady."

:eek:You could always spay yourself if you feel that way. I'm also officially using my authority as a king to dub thee a "Cat lady."Well, nice to know it's official now. But I've been known as NSG's crazy cat lady for awhile.

And ok finally you marry your dog...

One day, you go out in the park with your new husband and he's running freely around....

Suddenly a nice female poodle has his attention. After some licking and sniffing at each other, he really starts to f**k her, in front of your own eyes!

Is this a legal reason to get a divorce?

Or would the judge say: ‘dogs are just like that’

When cats are capable of saying 'I do' and understanding the ramifications, I think we're all pretty much fucked. :p

No, the cats are.

And should we allow that animals can marry animals?

And what about interracial issues…

Should we allow that a fish can marry a cat?

That would give another interpretation to consuming the marriage for the cat. :)

The word you are looking for is actually "consummate," so I'm afraid your pun doesn't work. Sorry.

As for the question, much as I love my dog, I obviously wouldn't marry her, as she is incapable of giving informed consent, unlike an adult human. I will, however, continue to get lots of kisses from her. :)

And should we allow that animals can marry animals?

And what about interracial issues…

Should we allow that a fish can marry a cat?

That would give another interpretation to consuming the marriage for the cat. :)

since you have made the mistake twice and its really very creepy...

CONSUME means to eat

CONSUMMATE means to finalize a marriage through the act of sexual intercourse.

Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?

Some people love their pet that much that they want to marry it.

All of us know people that say:

“I trust my Snoopy more than my wife, he would never leave me”
“I receive more friendship from my animal than from people”

In the past countless people already married dogs, cats, horses, dolphins, etc…

Do you think we should allow this happen?

Some sources:
http://www.marryyourpet.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-animal_marriage
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=36037


Why the obsession (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=537981) with marrying animals?

Funny you should ask; my wombat and I have had talks about marriage these last days, but he doesn't appear to be quite ready yet so we've postponed mroe serious approaches to he topic for another year or so until I'm out of uni.

Apart from cats, wombats are the best animals ever. Well, so maybe star-nosed moles come a close third.

I would marry my beloved cat, but alas, while i have loved her from afar, she will never reciprocate my love....:(:(:(:(:(

*runs off to cry*

No.
It would be unnatural, and would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
Marriages should only be used as originally intended: increasing socio-economical status.

Plus, it's a slippery slope; if this were allowed, pretty soon the gays would want to get married, too.

No.
It would be unnatural, and would destroy the sanctity of marriage.
Marriages should only be used as originally intended: increasing socio-economical status.

Plus, it's a slippery slope; if this were allowed, pretty soon the gays would want to get married, too.

I don't know you, but I think I love you. :fluffle:

Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?

Some people love their pet that much that they want to marry it.

All of us know people that say:

“I trust my Snoopy more than my wife, he would never leave me”
“I receive more friendship from my animal than from people”

In the past countless people already married dogs, cats, horses, dolphins, etc…

Do you think we should allow this happen?

Some sources:
http://www.marryyourpet.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-animal_marriage
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=36037

Would I? No. Am I, um.. enamoured with certain animals? Well..

Anyway, again, I wouldn't, since I think that kind of ceremony with an animal is pointless (they can't really recognize commitment or love as could be expressed with marriage, anyway). But if someone else wants to? More power to them. Doesn't hurt me.

Hmm... Some long-distant relative of mine married a dolphin...

Isn't this akin to rape?

Poll Options:
Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?
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No, this is so disgusting sick. At the wedding night they have to consume the marriage, ugh!...

Perhaps you mean consumate? Or instead of consuming the marriage... maybe the horse consumes the wedding bouquet?

At any rate, no. I have no desire at all to marry an animal of any sort. Although I am distressed that you seem to be prejudiced in favor of four legged animals... what about birds, fish and snakes? :rolleyes:

/me consumes the marriage with a side of fries.

Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?

Some people love their pet that much that they want to marry it.

All of us know people that say:

“I trust my Snoopy more than my wife, he would never leave me”
“I receive more friendship from my animal than from people”
I don't know anyone who has or would say that.

I mean, if I don't get married I might start to get a lot of pets to keep me company, but I wouldn't want to get married to them.

I'd marry my puppy. She is so dang cute. Plus she like to lick...


eww bad joke.-hangs self-:p

FURRIES FURRIES FURRIES!

Seriously though...as was said earlier, by the time cats are able to give consent marrying animals will be the LEAST of humanities troubles.
I imagine by that point we'll all be enslaved, neutered, barcoded and working in the Litter Mines, Yarn Factories or Catnip Plantations.

Would you like to marry your Horse, Dog or Cat?

Only if some crazy old lady had left it twelve million dollars. Even so, no WAY the marriage would be consummated. ;)