NationStates Jolt Archive


I demand a new birthday!

Vetalia
11-09-2007, 01:54
Just be glad you and O'Reilly weren't born on 9/11.
Maineiacs
11-09-2007, 01:55
I've just learned the most horrible thing imaginable. Not only is today my 40th birthday, it is apparently also Bill O'Reilly's birthday. Talk about insult to injury! Can I go back in time and be born on a different day, please? :eek:
Nouvelle Wallonochie
11-09-2007, 01:56
I have two birthdays. I was born on 6 August, but through some bizarre error my birth certificate says I was born on 8 August. I had no idea that error existed until I applied for my passport at the age of 16. A couple of years ago I annexed the 7th of August and now claim a three day birthday extravaganza.
Maineiacs
11-09-2007, 01:58
Worse still, it's also the birthday of Sanjaya of American Idol infamy.

BTW, thanks for stealing my OP, Vetalia.
UNITIHU
11-09-2007, 02:04
I have two birthdays. I was born on 6 August, but through some bizarre error my birth certificate says I was born on 8 August. I had no idea that error existed until I applied for my passport at the age of 16. A couple of years ago I annexed the 7th of August and now claim a three day birthday extravaganza.

That's pretty fucking awesome, especially if it happens to fall on a Friday-Saturday-Sunday.
Vetalia
11-09-2007, 02:05
That's pretty fucking awesome, especially if it happens to fall on a Friday-Saturday-Sunday.

Back in spring quarter, I had no classes on Monday or Friday. Four straight days of ungodly debauchery.
Ulrichland
11-09-2007, 02:07
Just be glad you and O'Reilly weren't born on 9/11.

You have my sympathies. Anyway, just enjoy the day.
Posi
11-09-2007, 02:18
You think that is bad, I share my birthday with Steve Jobs.
Nadkor
11-09-2007, 02:20
You think that is bad, I share my birthday with Steve Jobs.

Nobody deserves that.

I wish I was the Queen. Then I'd get two birthdays.
Posi
11-09-2007, 02:22
Steve Jobs vs. Bill-O? Wanna switch?You bet your ass. I'll even trade you ages to make sure the deal goes through.
Maineiacs
11-09-2007, 02:24
You think that is bad, I share my birthday with Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs vs. Bill-O? Wanna switch?
Zilam
11-09-2007, 02:26
Just be glad you and O'Reilly weren't born on 9/11.

Oh the horror!


Oh, I did share my b-day with Mr. Saddam Hussein, but someone had to go screw that up. Oh well, i still share it with Jessica Alba:fluffle:
Zilam
11-09-2007, 02:27
oh happy birthday btw, you old fart! :D:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
Katganistan
11-09-2007, 02:28
I've just learned the most horrible thing imaginable. Not only is today my 40th birthday, it is apparently also Bill O'Reilly's birthday. Talk about insult to injury! Can I go back in time and be born on a different day, please? :eek:

*hugs* and designates Maineiacs' new birthday to be Feb 29. :)
Neo Art
11-09-2007, 02:28
If you don't want to have the same birthday as O'Reilly, do what O'Reilly himself does.

Ignore reality and substitute your own.
Vetalia
11-09-2007, 02:29
Nobody evil was born on my birthday...
Zilam
11-09-2007, 02:30
Nobody evil was born on my birthday...

Except you!
Posi
11-09-2007, 02:38
Nobody evil was born on my birthday...Don't be so sure. There is probably someone historical that nobody knows the birthday of. Really, I am just glad that I am not born on March 25.
New Limacon
11-09-2007, 02:42
Don't be so sure. There is probably someone historical that nobody knows the birthday of. Really, I am just glad that I am not born on March 25.

What's wrong with "Maria Tesselschade Roemers Visscher, Dutch writer"?
JuNii
11-09-2007, 02:43
I've just learned the most horrible thing imaginable. Not only is today my 40th birthday, it is apparently also Bill O'Reilly's birthday. Talk about insult to injury! Can I go back in time and be born on a different day, please? :eek:

why call it an insult. just say you were born to brighten the day that was darkened eariler by a similar event.
Upper Botswavia
11-09-2007, 02:43
I share a birthday with Hugh Hefner. I am not sure if this is a good or a bad thing.

But Happy Birthday to You!
JuNii
11-09-2007, 02:44
*hugs* and designates Maineiacs' new birthday to be Feb 29. :)

:D
Posi
11-09-2007, 02:57
What's wrong with "Maria Tesselschade Roemers Visscher, Dutch writer"?I was thinking more along the lines of Steven Anthony Ballmer.
Corneliu 2
11-09-2007, 02:58
I've just learned the most horrible thing imaginable. Not only is today my 40th birthday, it is apparently also Bill O'Reilly's birthday. Talk about insult to injury! Can I go back in time and be born on a different day, please? :eek:

I have three words for you:

Get A Life.
South Lorenya
11-09-2007, 02:59
I was born on the day Mother Theresa received her nobel prize.
Maineiacs
11-09-2007, 03:02
*hugs* and designates Maineiacs' new birthday to be Feb 29. :)

Thanks Kat. Now I'll only be 10 on my next "birthday". :fluffle:
Corneliu 2
11-09-2007, 03:03
Corneliu2? Great. Now I have to put you on ignore all over again.:rolleyes:

Oh why is that? Because I said get a life because you share a birthday with O'Reilly? Its ok. I forgive you.
Maineiacs
11-09-2007, 03:04
I have three words for you:

Get A Life.

Corneliu2? Great. Now I have to put you on ignore all over again.:rolleyes:
Jeruselem
11-09-2007, 03:07
Actually, having a birthday on 9/11 these days would be a pain because people would remember 9/11 and not the fact is it's your birthday as well.
Fleckenstein
11-09-2007, 03:16
I have three words for you:

Get A Life.

I believe the hipsters now say blog.
Maineiacs
11-09-2007, 03:17
Actually, having a birthday on 9/11 these days would be a pain because people would remember 9/11 and not the fact is it's your birthday as well.

True enough. I was kind of glad in '01 that my birthday wasn't a day later than it is.
Zilam
11-09-2007, 05:23
I have three words for you:

Get A Life.

Says the man that apologizes to an internet forum
Neo Art
11-09-2007, 06:33
I have three words for you:

Get A Life.

good to know you really did reflect on the error of your past behavior and seek to correct it. It surely must have been a pure and heartfelt apology, considering you have so obviously reformed :rolleyes:
Wilgrove
11-09-2007, 06:46
Here's a list of 'famous' people that I share a birthday with.

http://www.nndb.com/lists/566/000106248/
Phase IV
11-09-2007, 07:08
31st August
According to wiki I share my birthday with Caligula, Richard Gere and Hassan Nasrallah.
Diana also died on my seventh birthday, which sucked because there was nothing on TV all day but news. Thanks for ruining my seventh Di.
The Lone Alliance
11-09-2007, 08:29
If you don't want to have the same birthday as O'Reilly, do what O'Reilly himself does.

Ignore reality and substitute your own.
*Boom Tish*
Kyronea
11-09-2007, 08:54
I've just learned the most horrible thing imaginable. Not only is today my 40th birthday, it is apparently also Bill O'Reilly's birthday. Talk about insult to injury! Can I go back in time and be born on a different day, please? :eek:

No, you can deal with it because there are only 365 days in a year to be born on, and there will be a figure or other type of person you disagree with/hate born on each of those days.

Happy birthday, though. :)

EDIT: Sorry, I realize that the way that is phrased, it sounds insulting. My apologies...I simply meant that you can't get away from this kind of thing due to the limited number of days in the year.
Zanzarkanikus
11-09-2007, 09:20
Mine's on the 28th. I've done this before, but I never thought to look at the "events" section on Wikipedia...

First episode of Star Trek aired on Sept, 28th, 1987, on my first birthday. :D

1928 - Pot is outlawed in the U.K. Sorry mates. And then on the same day in 1971 medicinal cannabis is outlawed there. The hits just keep coming...

In 1972 Paul Henderson won the final game in the Canada-USSR "Summitt Series". Well I'm no sports fan, but any victory over damned dirty commies [sic] is a plus in my books. ;)

And I share my birthday with Confucius, Ed Sullivan, Ethel Rosenberg, Seymour Cray, Stephane Dion, and Moon Unit Zappa.

Harpo Marx died on my birthday. :( Same with Louis Pasteur, Miles Davis, Pierre Trudeau, and Edwin Hubble.
Extreme Ironing
11-09-2007, 10:50
Happy Birthday! :)

I share my birthday with the most despicable fiend I've ever encountered: my brother :p

Best 5 minutes of my life before he popped out behind me.
Ifreann
11-09-2007, 11:07
I have two birthdays. I was born on 6 August, but through some bizarre error my birth certificate says I was born on 8 August. I had no idea that error existed until I applied for my passport at the age of 16. A couple of years ago I annexed the 7th of August and now claim a three day birthday extravaganza.

You are my hero.
Politeia utopia
11-09-2007, 11:16
I've just learned the most horrible thing imaginable. Not only is today my 40th birthday, it is apparently also Bill O'Reilly's birthday. Talk about insult to injury! Can I go back in time and be born on a different day, please? :eek:

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IL Ruffino
11-09-2007, 11:58
I get a national holiday for my birthday. I am quite pleased.
Hamilay
11-09-2007, 12:01
When I did a thread on my birthday about this subject it got moved to Chat. :(

Well, happy birthday anyway. :p The only people of real note it seems I share my birthday with are Frederick William I and Halle Berry.
Peepelonia
11-09-2007, 12:06
I have two birthdays. I was born on 6 August, but through some bizarre error my birth certificate says I was born on 8 August. I had no idea that error existed until I applied for my passport at the age of 16. A couple of years ago I annexed the 7th of August and now claim a three day birthday extravaganza.

Hey does that make you the Queen?
Chumblywumbly
11-09-2007, 12:10
I seem to share a birth date with some buxom lass called Raven-Symoné.



...The Cosby Show!!!!