IL Ruffino
10-09-2007, 22:32
As those annoyingly patriotic threads start popping up, I thought it'd be nice to honour one of America's greatest past times; Beauty Pageants.
Looking classy in vintage coat and various cloths made from pure fear, Osama Bin Graybeard (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/08/binladen3_narrowweb__300x441,0.jpg) is our first contestant! He enjoys collecting antique guns and hiking. If he were to win, he pledges to make the world a better place by giving every family a goat.
Our next contestant is shy but none-the-less outspoken when it comes to current events! Osama Bin Philosopher (http://www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/media/1/20060119-osama.jpg), an avid supporter of Outward Bound, thinks his eyes are his best features. Should he be crowned, he promises to raise money to help those in need.
Soccer, anyone? That's right, our last beauty is a revitalized youth that just arrived from his latest event at one of the many local soccer fields! Osama Bin Nuhairdo (http://afp.google.com/media/ALeqM5hRw9dIpHYMJxUKcb38-_zzJ3162A?size=s) is an avid follower of current events and world history! Looking snazzy in his new Roberto Cavalli cape, this young man, if a winner he becomes, wishes to unite the world under one belief and he will stop at nothing!
Vote early, vote often! The time is now to choose who will be this year's latest it man!
Looking classy in vintage coat and various cloths made from pure fear, Osama Bin Graybeard (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/08/binladen3_narrowweb__300x441,0.jpg) is our first contestant! He enjoys collecting antique guns and hiking. If he were to win, he pledges to make the world a better place by giving every family a goat.
Our next contestant is shy but none-the-less outspoken when it comes to current events! Osama Bin Philosopher (http://www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/media/1/20060119-osama.jpg), an avid supporter of Outward Bound, thinks his eyes are his best features. Should he be crowned, he promises to raise money to help those in need.
Soccer, anyone? That's right, our last beauty is a revitalized youth that just arrived from his latest event at one of the many local soccer fields! Osama Bin Nuhairdo (http://afp.google.com/media/ALeqM5hRw9dIpHYMJxUKcb38-_zzJ3162A?size=s) is an avid follower of current events and world history! Looking snazzy in his new Roberto Cavalli cape, this young man, if a winner he becomes, wishes to unite the world under one belief and he will stop at nothing!
Vote early, vote often! The time is now to choose who will be this year's latest it man!