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my own semen for £50 and a hand job (before not after I'm not a robot)

Just as the thread title says, what kind of things have you consumed because of a dare or bet? Also, were you inebriated when said item was consumed? Was it before, during, or after college?


Personally, I've not eaten or drank a lot of things on a dare or bet, but there was this one time, some college friends and I were sitting in an IHOP (sober), and I was broke and hungry. One of my friends bet me $5 that I wouldn't drink an entire coffee cup full of maple syrup (had to be all at once). I did, and then had enough money to order something a little more substantial.

:D

my own semen for £50 and a hand job (before not after I'm not a robot)

Better have been a damn good handjob

I've had to drink several dirty pints in my time at university thanks to dares

I ate an earthworm once.

I also drank a bottle of mustard.

I drank mud :o

It's strange what one will do for girls...

A very dirty pint once...I can't remember everything in it, but at least the following:

half pint of lager (Carlsberg, I think - though a pint of that could be considered a dirty pint ;))
tequila
white rum
creme de menthe
southern comfort
tabasco sauce
orange juice
ginger wine
...and more that I don't remember.

I was offered £10 to down it in no more than two attempts, or £2 if I finished it in more than that. I made £10.

I've also drunk a glass of water containing salad, chips, pasta sauce, pasta, and a ring pull. I think I made about £5 from that.

Better have been a damn good handjob

I ended up shooting loads in about 30 seconds :mad:

I don't do bets.

10 shots of some cheap whiskey. That night was fun!

A one pence coin. I had to swallow it with my Pint. It caused me a lot of discomfort and I enede up taking a trip the hospital. Nothing serious as I was better as soon as I got there. Had to let nature take its course.

You know, I honestly don't think I have ever consumed anything on a dare.

You know, I honestly don't think I have ever consumed anything on a dare.
Same.

I've snorted a litle packet of salt like you dind at fast food places. I got $10.

Realizing that actually kind of surprised me. In general, I'm pretty easy to goad into doing things I probably shouldn't.

I did a line of cayenne pepper for $10.

I drank the all the fluid left in various cups mixed together in one cup after a party for $10.

Personally? Nothing.
A girl in my ceramics class snorted a line of clay dust though. She'd snort just about anything.

lots of bugs, hot foods...I get lots of dares.

I've snorted a litle packet of salt like you dind at fast food places. I got $10.

I did a line of cayenne pepper for $10.

Clearly Squornshelous lives in a less nasally sensitive region than 1010102. That or these events took place far enough apart that inflation took its toll.

Clearly Squornshelous lives in a less nasally sensitive region than 1010102. That or these events took place far enough apart that inflation took its toll.

Or I'm just dumb.:D

I drank the all the fluid left in various cups mixed together in one cup after a party for $10.

I've seen this done, but I've never seen anyone get paid to do it.

I've done various wasabi related bets/dares. Never for much money, though, and never snorting.

Or I'm just dumb.:D

That is a possibility, but Im trying to avoid cynicism for today.
Still, youre not that bad. I knew a kid who stuck a habenero in his eye for a buck to get a soda with.
I think he ended up spending a few days in the hospital to keep from going blind.

I've done various wasabi related bets/dares. Never for much money, though, and never snorting.

The ol' "I bet you wont eat a wasabi sandwich' bet, eh? Classic ;)

That is a possibility, but Im trying to avoid cynicism for today.
Still, youre not that bad. I knew a kid who stuck a habenero in his eye for a buck to get a soda with.
I think he ended up spending a few days in the hospital to keep from going blind.

I can say, without any cynicism at all, that the kid in question, is dumb. Much dumber than I.

I can say, without any cynicism at all, that the kid in question, is dumb. Much dumber than I.

Yeah, most of the kids at my first high school were dumb. It was a tourist town, after all.

I've done various wasabi related bets/dares. Never for much money, though, and never snorting.



Yeah my friend said he would eat a large ball of wasabi if I did as well. I went first and smeared it all over my tongue and showed him (surprisingly it did absolutely nothing to me - no watery eyes, no burning nostrils... nothing) and then he popped it in his mouth and swallowed so as to not even get it on his taste buds and quickly got a major stomach ache moaning something about "fuck karma".

Yeah my friend said he would eat a large ball of wasabi if I did as well. I went first and smeared it all over my tongue and showed him (surprisingly it did absolutely nothing to me - no watery eyes, no burning nostrils... nothing) and then he popped it in his mouth and swallowed so as to not even get it on his taste buds and quickly got a major stomach ache moaning something about "fuck karma".

As long as you don't smear it into the top of your mouth, it's totally fine. Even if you do, it's bearable. It also depends on the quality of the wasabi.

Some raw cloves of garlic, my sis-in-law (who barely knew me then) bet me £10 I would'nt eat them:rolleyes:

She lost:p

I got my £10 and as an added bonus, kept vampires away for the next 5 days (and everyone else):eek:

El-Presidente Boris

As long as you don't smear it into the top of your mouth, it's totally fine. Even if you do, it's bearable. It also depends on the quality of the wasabi.


Well, I used the roof of my mouth to smear it on my tongue. I just thought it was weird, because previously my eyes were watering and nose was burning from having a bunch of the same wasabi on a piece of sushi.

I once ate a pile of dog feces for a grand total of $142 USD.

In high school, I swallowed a live frog whole.

I'm assuming it's dead now. :p

My mate bet me £10 I couldn't eat an entire loaf of gingerbread without vomiting. Not the most inventive or daring consumption, but I made ten squid off it, I was happy.

10 shots of some cheap whiskey. That night was fun!

10 is a warmup ...

On a dare/drinking contest I hit 2 Lieters of whiskey in a 6 hour period

Now that was a fun night

a ten pack of waffles in 3:20 flat, I've drank vineger, eaten raw peppercorn, an entire salt shaker worth of salt on three french fries, and a flaming paper towl, all for dares. My friends are sadistic.

my own semen for £50 and a hand job (before not after I'm not a robot)

What. A. Threadsteal.

I was gonna ask if anyone mentioned "Soggy Biscuit" yet, but not much point to that now, is there?

I once ate a pile of dog feces for a grand total of $142 USD.

Divine?!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Flamingos
The finale, where Divine consumes actual dog feces to prove her filthiness.

!
A party guest using his rectum to lip-synch the song "Surfin' Bird"

Just as the thread title says, what kind of things have you consumed because of a dare or bet? Also, were you inebriated when said item was consumed? Was it before, during, or after college?


Personally, I've not eaten or drank a lot of things on a dare or bet, but there was this one time, some college friends and I were sitting in an IHOP (sober), and I was broke and hungry. One of my friends bet me $5 that I wouldn't drink an entire coffee cup full of maple syrup (had to be all at once). I did, and then had enough money to order something a little more substantial.

:D
Oh this thread will be fun.

But I've not done a thing on a dare. I'm not foolhardy...and if people think less of me for not taking a dare, then I shouldn't associate with them.

Chinese grilled maggots. Horrible stuff.

Wasnt so much of a dare or bet as "try that and try to guess what it is."

Turned out to be camel.

Man loads of stuff the best/worst was Pink Floyds - Umaguma LP for £10, it took me a week to eat it as well.

A spoonful of wasabi in one go at an after office dinner party. It was painful...but I did pull it off. The person who made the bet had to pay for the whole table's dinner ($300 something).

I'm not exactly sure but it made me vomit for two hours but I got a Silver Surfer comic book for it. It was a drink and it was a purplish brown.

Nothing much here, other than a ridiculously large glass with about six or seven different alcohols in it (and a bit of fruit juice), without pausing for breath. It was only a dare; no-one paid me for it. :(

Strangely enough, I didn't throw up. But my friend's girlfriend tried to do the same, barely finished half her glass, collapsed under the table and ended up in hospital.

Once I consumed an entire avocado for a bet, as 50 oreos in a row.

Apart from alcohol (tequila, huh)

Once I painted an entire bowl of mashed potatoes green, then I started eating it in front of my roomates, telling them it was wasabi, and challenged them to do it too. Several days later one girl purchased a lot of wasabi and tried it, but I stopped her after three full spoons. She was red as a tomato, and whimping.

Once I consumed an entire avocado for a bet, as 50 oreos in a row.

Apart from alcohol (tequila, huh)

Once I painted an entire bowl of mashed potatoes green, then I started eating it in front of my roomates, telling them it was wasabi, and challenged them to do it too. Several days later one girl purchased a lot of wasabi and tried it, but I stopped her after three full spoons. She was red as a tomato, and whimping.

Well played good sir!!

Apart from a few instances of pennying, nothing as far as I can recall.

I've eaten various bugs and earthworm stew when on survival courses and once ate half a box of teabags for a drunken bet.

Two events I've witnessed, both concerning Royal Marines (translation - psychologically unhinged)

1 - Two RM rugby teams in the pub after the match, both teams line up facing each other. The Marine at the front of the line downs a pint of saltwater and promptly vomits into the pint glass, passing this onto the next Marine to drink and vomit, and so on, until the first team to finish wins.

2 - In the bar after the Royal tournament (1986 I think) I watched 8 Marines uniquely called "the Royal Marines Glass Eating Squad". Use your imagination.

Once, to prove my strength to the other members of my clan, I drank out of the skull of our late friend Piggy. Now his power be in me!

I've snorted various substances on dares before, including very strong absinthe. I'd recommend it to a friend, A+++++++

A harmonica. It took me a week to gnaw it down. It was one of those cheap little wooden ones.

I've eaten various bugs and earthworm stew when on survival courses and once ate half a box of teabags for a drunken bet.

Two events I've witnessed, both concerning Royal Marines (translation - psychologically unhinged)

1 - Two RM rugby teams in the pub after the match, both teams line up facing each other. The Marine at the front of the line downs a pint of saltwater and promptly vomits into the pint glass, passing this onto the next Marine to drink and vomit, and so on, until the first team to finish wins.

2 - In the bar after the Royal tournament (1986 I think) I watched 8 Marines uniquely called "the Royal Marines Glass Eating Squad". Use your imagination.

Remind me not to EVER go drinking with the Royal Marines. :eek:

Wasnt so much of a dare or bet as "try that and try to guess what it is."

Turned out to be camel.

What part of it were you eating? :eek:

I attempted and failed to finish the milk challenge... 1 gallon of whole milk in less than an hour for $100. Something about the lactic acid apparently makes it impossible.

We also did the "krystal challenge", for those of you familiar with Krystal's hamburger chain. It's a competition to see who can eat a sackfull of 12 little mini-burgers the fastest. And it's only possible after drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

While not along the lines of consuming things, I've also had a canister of the keychain pepperspray shot in my face. And I've had darts thrown at my bare ass by my roommate. Both of these were for 12 packs of beer.

I've snorted various substances on dares before, including very strong absinthe. I'd recommend it to a friend, A+++++++
How 'bout daddy's ashes?

And I've had darts thrown at my bare ass by my roommate. Both of these were for 12 packs of beer.

Butt darts for beer ... hmmm ....