The Sins
10-09-2007, 03:26
These are a few questions I'd like to ask. It's not a poll, but I appreciate an opinion in the form of a response. Some questions are serious, others are bull I just made up for the sake of being random. Enjoy ^^,
Which would you prefer?
A job that you do not have to compete for with gauranteed job security but less pay potential and no choice in benefits providers.
A job you do have to compete for without gauranteed job security but more pay potential and a choice between the company's benefits provider or whomever you want.
A flying kick to the face of your least favorite employer.
A sing-a-long cd from your least favorite disney movie.
A sing-a-long cd from your most favorite disney movie.
A flying kick to the face of Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen corpse while songs from Toy Story play in the background.
A man to love you for who you are, no questions asked.
A woman to love you for who you are, no questions asked.
A hooker to love you for ten bucks, no questions asked.
A liberal government.
A conservative government.
A government run by damn, dirty apes.
Original comic material from the person writing this. (Who do you think I am? Richard Pryor? Hell no.)
A bomb shoved so far up the president's ass that the ensuing explosion is simply contained by his thick, empty skull.
A bomb shoved so far down Hillary Clinton's throat that the ensuing explosion blows out the dick tucked between her legs.
(I don't like Hillary, but this goes a bit far; however I thought someone might be entertained by this, and that is the someone I'm trying to entertain. hoo-ray internet low-brow entertainment and anonymity!!!)
A flying kick to my face for the hooker joke.
A flying kick to my face for the Hillary joke.
A flying kick to my face for the Bush joke.
A flying kick to my face for the hell of it.
An angry response bluntly declaring your greviances which I won't bother to read any-way.:upyours:
A happy response detailing your love for me which I will definitely bother to read.:D
An end to this madness:headbang:
Which would you prefer?
A job that you do not have to compete for with gauranteed job security but less pay potential and no choice in benefits providers.
A job you do have to compete for without gauranteed job security but more pay potential and a choice between the company's benefits provider or whomever you want.
A flying kick to the face of your least favorite employer.
A sing-a-long cd from your least favorite disney movie.
A sing-a-long cd from your most favorite disney movie.
A flying kick to the face of Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen corpse while songs from Toy Story play in the background.
A man to love you for who you are, no questions asked.
A woman to love you for who you are, no questions asked.
A hooker to love you for ten bucks, no questions asked.
A liberal government.
A conservative government.
A government run by damn, dirty apes.
Original comic material from the person writing this. (Who do you think I am? Richard Pryor? Hell no.)
A bomb shoved so far up the president's ass that the ensuing explosion is simply contained by his thick, empty skull.
A bomb shoved so far down Hillary Clinton's throat that the ensuing explosion blows out the dick tucked between her legs.
(I don't like Hillary, but this goes a bit far; however I thought someone might be entertained by this, and that is the someone I'm trying to entertain. hoo-ray internet low-brow entertainment and anonymity!!!)
A flying kick to my face for the hooker joke.
A flying kick to my face for the Hillary joke.
A flying kick to my face for the Bush joke.
A flying kick to my face for the hell of it.
An angry response bluntly declaring your greviances which I won't bother to read any-way.:upyours:
A happy response detailing your love for me which I will definitely bother to read.:D
An end to this madness:headbang: