OBJECTIVE: Ministries
New Malachite Square
09-09-2007, 22:14
OBJECTIVE: Ministries 4Kidz (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/) page.
I don't know how many of you have seen this before, but if you haven't, check it out. That's all I'll say.
New Malachite Square
09-09-2007, 22:14
Not only is the site good, but this (http://web.archive.org/web/20041012091830/http://www.atheistcoalition.org/docs/hate&ignorance.html) makes it slightly more hilarious.
Splintered Yootopia
09-09-2007, 22:20
Wow. I'm surprised that people so retarded could make an internet site. But there you go.
New Malachite Square
09-09-2007, 22:29
Wow. I'm surprised that people so retarded could make an internet site. But there you go.
The above is what makes that site awesome. :p
Kbrookistan
09-09-2007, 22:35
This is what happens when you give dumbfucks internet access and server space. sigh.
Kbrookistan
09-09-2007, 22:43
I don't understand whats wrong with the site?
"If you see an atheist, run and tell an adult." You don't see the problem with demonizing an entire group of people? Of grouping atheists with pedophiles and kidnappers?
EDIT: It's just a jump to the left...
New Malachite Square
09-09-2007, 22:43
I don't understand whats wrong with the site?
Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. It's a good, well designed site which by far surpasses its own ambitions...
Edit: Oh deary me. Must... not... change... the future...
RLI Rides Again
09-09-2007, 22:43
They're a parody site, run by the same people who run Landover Baptist. Note their expedition (led by 'Dr Paley') to capture living Pterosaurs.
Phase IV
09-09-2007, 22:44
I don't understand whats wrong with the site?
How about this (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)?
Phase IV
09-09-2007, 22:44
LOL = Love Our Lord :D
I don't understand whats wrong with the site?
Phase IV
09-09-2007, 22:45
I don't understand what's wrong with the site?
How about this (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)?
Kbrookistan
09-09-2007, 22:47
How about this (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)?
I'll just pop out and gouge my own eyes out with a spork, now.
How about this (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)?
Oh dear God.
New Malachite Square
09-09-2007, 22:50
It paints atheists as child-molesters, supports organizations and candidates that wish to make the US a Christian theocracy in all but name, is campaigning to get a giant cross in orbit over the Earth rather than spending that time loving each other as themselves, and pretends to be objective when it's anything but.
Alright, alright, I'll close the curtain on this charade: Wikipedia knows all (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective:_Ministries).
Kbrookistan
09-09-2007, 22:50
It paints atheists as child-molesters, supports organizations and candidates that wish to make the US a Christian theocracy in all but name, is campaigning to get Christians to put a giant cross in orbit over the Earth rather than spending that time loving each other as themselves, and pretends to be objective when it's anything but.
What s/he said.
HotRodia
09-09-2007, 22:51
I don't understand whats wrong with the site?
It paints atheists as child-molesters, supports organizations and candidates that wish to make the US a Christian theocracy in all but name, is campaigning to get Christians to put a giant cross in orbit over the Earth rather than spending that time loving each other as themselves, and pretends to be objective when it's anything but.
AHHHHHH!!!!! That is very very creepy. Anyways I'm glad I'm Islamic.
It paints atheists as child-molesters, supports organizations and candidates that wish to make the US a Christian theocracy in all but name, is campaigning to get Christians to put a giant cross in orbit over the Earth rather than spending that time loving each other as themselves, and pretends to be objective when it's anything but.
OK, well I didn't go and look through the site all the way.
New question:
Why is it that people only focus on the negative aspects of religion?
HotRodia
09-09-2007, 22:56
OK, well I didn't go and look through the site all the way.
New question:
Why is it that people only focus on the negative aspects of religion?
Start a new thread for that question, and I'll be happy to answer it.
Johnny B Goode
09-09-2007, 22:57
OBJECTIVE: Ministries 4Kidz (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/) page.
I don't know how many of you have seen this before, but if you haven't, check it out. That's all I'll say.
Wow...the retardation...it's killing me...(Lucky the Mads never found this) (collapses)
RLI Rides Again
09-09-2007, 22:58
Another fun bit is their members page (http://objectiveministries.org/members/):
"Diamond" Jack Holgroth is a Game Theoretician who currently teaches a course in Advanced Game Theory for Theologians at Fellowship University. He served our country during the Cold War as a Game Theory Tactician for the Department of Defense and single-handedly developed an elegant solution to the "Fisherman's Quandary", a game theory problem that was crucial to the winning of the arms race and that was famously intractable - until Diamond Jack came along. Jack also enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore.
Admittedly they are a very good parody (and they link to plenty of wacky but genuine sites) but they are a parody nonetheless.
New Malachite Square
09-09-2007, 22:59
Another fun bit is their members page (http://objectiveministries.org/members/):
Admittedly they are a very good parody (and they link to plenty of wacky but genuine sites) but they are a parody nonetheless.
Finally! Someone who gets it! :D