Halo vs. Starwars
Think about it rationally. Would The Empire defeat the Covenant if a war was fought between the two?
I think that the Empire would win personally simply because it is much more massive
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 03:49
Rebel Alliance > Empire > Covenant.
Ah, Geek Show 1 vs Geek Show 2.
One of the five pillars of internet discussion.
The others being "all girls are evil", "how much does Microsoft suck", "sex", and "random internet meme of the week".
what an asshole
seriously, whats the differenec between enjoying a video game and the internet and watching *sports* or *stupid TV drama* or *Stupid reality shows*??
Ah, Geek Show 1 vs Geek Show 2.
One of the five pillars of internet discussion.
The others being "all girls are evil", "how much does Microsoft suck", "sex", and "random internet meme of the week".
ROFL!!! :D *but acknowledges the truth there... :headbang:
Rebel Alliance > Empire > Covenant.
Covenant>Empire>Rebels(If it wasn't a plot twist that the death stars got blown to hell, the empire would have killed those teenagers in a second.)
its like the grunt is to halo what the stormtrooper is to starwars, but stormtroopers are much better than weakass grunts
what an asshole
Hey, hey, Gun Manufacturers doesn't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
rofl...
btw, were you blown up on the way to the cathedral or wha...
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 04:07
Hey, hey, Gun Manufacturers doesn't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
Thank you.
rofl...
btw, were you blown up on the way to the cathedral or wha...
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Planet Dahan
09-09-2007, 04:15
Think about it rationally. Would The Empire defeat the Covenant if a war was fought between the two?
I think that the Empire would win personally simply because it is much more massive
Whichever incompatible franchise has the most fans on these forums would win, as is always the case. Your mileage may vary on different forums. Please see back of pack for details. Your statutory rights may be used to beat you over the head.
New Manvir
09-09-2007, 04:24
Covenant>Empire>Rebels(If it wasn't a plot twist that the death stars got blown to hell, the empire would have killed those teenagers in a second.)
nah....Empire>Covenant>Rebellion...Death Star>Halo IMO
but I guess it comes down to Plasma Rifle vs Blaster...I'd like to see Lightsaber vs Energy Sword...
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 04:27
nah....Empire>Covenant>Rebellion...Death Star>Halo IMO
but I guess it comes down to Plasma Rifle vs Blaster...I'd like to see Lightsaber vs Energy Sword...
How can the Empire be better than the Rebel Alliance? The Empire lost! Granted, they had the funner toys, but they still lost (and apparently, the stormtroopers couldn't hit anyone that had a name, with the exception of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru).
that would be the nameless henchmen effect.
New Manvir
09-09-2007, 04:31
How can the Empire be better than the Rebel Alliance? The Empire lost! Granted, they had the funner toys, but they still lost (and apparently, the stormtroopers couldn't hit anyone that had a name, with the exception of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru).
They only lost because George Lucas is an idiot, who thinks that midgets in bear costumes wielding clubs can beat the most elite infantry in the galaxy...
Ewoks suck :mad::mad:
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 04:34
They only lost because George Lucas is an idiot, who thinks that midgets in bear costumes wielding clubs can beat the most elite infantry in the galaxy...
Ewoks suck :mad::mad:
Actually, it looks like the ewoks had some pre-planned traps for the imperials. Remember, they took out a couple of walkers and some speeder bikes (also, just because they didn't show a lot of them in the final battle on Endor, don't forget that there was also a platoon of rebels there).
[NS]Click Stand
09-09-2007, 04:35
...Death Star>Halo IMO...
Halo is more in line with a nuke and death star is more like a tactical missile. If you compare in destructive power Halo wins...but everyone ends up dead soooo
A lot of people are probably not going to understand what I'm about to say but as a SF nerd I really hated Star Wars. It doesn't even qualify as SF, it's fantasy. It's just a bunch of wizards shooting lightning and having sword fights in space. They could be doing it underwater or in a volcano or at the North pole during a penguin invasion and it would still be fantasy. The stories were predictable and got boring fast and made very little sense, especially what went on outside of the movies because Beardo slapped the name of his horrible creation onto anything and everything and because of a loose canon policy (pardon the pun) his rabid fans run around the internet claiming every scrap of crap fan fiction ever produced is 100% true. Apperently they have forgotten what the words fan and fiction mean. They're mor annoying than trekkies and only half as smart.
Chewie is an eight foot tall Wookie from the planet Kashyyk but lived on the planet Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks. Does that make any gorram sense to you?
Katganistan
09-09-2007, 04:41
Apparently the Halo fans have no clue that Star Wars is two separate words.
New Manvir
09-09-2007, 04:42
Actually, it looks like the ewoks had some pre-planned traps for the imperials. Remember, they took out a couple of walkers and some speeder bikes (also, just because they didn't show a lot of them in the final battle on Endor, don't forget that there was also a platoon of rebels there).
And that was a stupid mistake on the Empire's part...If your going to put the Shield generator of your greatest weapon on some underdeveloped planet (or moon), cut down that damn vegetation and either relocate or kill those damned Ewoks...but back to the original debate...the Empire>Rebellion IMO because of Sheer firepower...
Non Aligned States
09-09-2007, 04:45
but I guess it comes down to Plasma Rifle vs Blaster...I'd like to see Lightsaber vs Energy Sword...
The answer is...lightsaber wins. But only because of rocket boots.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Md-QkCquOHE
New Manvir
09-09-2007, 04:46
The answer is...lightsaber wins. But only because of rocket boots.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Md-QkCquOHE
What is that? Neo in Spartan armour? :D...pretty cool...
Maldorians
09-09-2007, 04:47
Empire > All
End of story
Katganistan
09-09-2007, 04:54
Empire > All
End of story
Empire is teh lose.
Case closed.
New Stalinberg
09-09-2007, 04:57
Empire is teh lose.
Case closed.
You're wrong.
The blue guy in the opening cinematic in Tie Fighter runs the Empire after the loss of the Emperor and the Death Star.
SocialisticSocialism
09-09-2007, 05:12
ok...starwars vs. halo' covenent...basically...heres the jist...empires got the death star...it can blow up entire planets...the covenent how ever has the halos...which will wipe all muticelled life in the entire universe...hmm...lets see...i think the covenent wins if they get pissed off enough
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 05:22
You're wrong.
The blue guy in the opening cinematic in Tie Fighter runs the Empire after the loss of the Emperor and the Death Star.
That would be Grand Admiral Thrawn, if I'm not mistaken. And also if I'm not mistaken, he was assasinated in a later Expanded Universe book by the Noghri (although there are rumors that at least one clone is floating around in the universe).
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-09-2007, 06:11
Apparently the Halo fans have no clue that Star Wars is two separate words.
Well . . . you could fix it, if you felt so inclined. Or you could complain.
Sel Appa
09-09-2007, 08:14
Star Wars wins easily.
Ah, Geek Show 1 vs Geek Show 2.
One of the five pillars of internet discussion.
The others being "all girls are evil", "how much does Microsoft suck", "sex", and "random internet meme of the week".
More like "Crappy Geek Show 1" vs "Crappy Geek Show 2"
Except one is a movie series and the other a video game series, but that's not the point...both are crap. All the Star Wars films ever did was do a crappy redux on an old tale as well as show off how special effects can make up for everything else lacking in the movie(and how paying John Williams to make music for your movie can make it seem far better than it is.)
Halo is a generic FPS with generic controls, generic ideas, and a rather generic story, and is overall very boring.
Halo is a generic FPS with generic controls, generic ideas, and a rather generic story, and is overall very boring.How dare you have a realistic view of Halo.
How dare you have a realistic view of Halo.
I happen to be a realistic, thank you.
And if FPSers want a real decent game, play System Shock 2, or Deus Ex.
Dontgonearthere
09-09-2007, 08:59
The Imperium of Man wins in the end.
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 14:35
More like "Crappy Geek Show 1" vs "Crappy Geek Show 2"
Except one is a movie series and the other a video game series, but that's not the point...both are crap. All the Star Wars films ever did was do a crappy redux on an old tale as well as show off how special effects can make up for everything else lacking in the movie(and how paying John Williams to make music for your movie can make it seem far better than it is.)
Halo is a generic FPS with generic controls, generic ideas, and a rather generic story, and is overall very boring.
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Andaluciae
09-09-2007, 14:41
Wa wa we wah?
http://i0005.photobucket.com/albums/0005/icanhascheezburger/2007/9/8/21/128337863333750000Ohnomyyoung.jpg
Wa wa we wah?
More like "Hah hah hah hah" at the sudden stupidity of action(emphasis on the action) of someone whom I normally happen to enjoy reading posts from.
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 14:43
More like "Hah hah hah hah" at the sudden stupidity of action(emphasis on the action) of someone whom I normally happen to enjoy reading posts from.
You normally enjoy reading my posts?
You normally enjoy reading my posts?
Yes. I can't remember anything specific we may agree or disagree on at the moment, but I do enjoy reading your posts because you argue effectively.
And I probably would have enjoyed that post too except that joke is rather tired and old.
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 14:56
Yes. I can't remember anything specific we may agree or disagree on at the moment, but I do enjoy reading your posts because you argue effectively.
And I probably would have enjoyed that post too except that joke is rather tired and old.
In all the time I've been posting here, nobody's ever told me that they enjoyed my posts. Thank you. :D
About the joke, it seemed funny at the time (but I see your point).
In all the time I've been posting here, nobody's ever told me that they enjoyed my posts. Thank you. :D
About the joke, it seemed funny at the time (but I see your point).
You're welcome.
And we learn from mistakes. Believe me, I've made a lot of stupid jokes...mainly because I'm the Anti-Lunatic Goofballs in terms of comedic timing and ability.
[NS]Click Stand
09-09-2007, 15:06
I happen to be a realistic, thank you.
And if FPSers want a real decent game, play System Shock 2, or Deus Ex.
After playing Deus Ex(the invisible one) I can safely say that it's combat was one of its worst qualities and the loading times ruined the tempo of the game. Halo is much better overall than that game.
Click Stand;13037439']After playing Deus Ex(the invisible one) I can safely say that it's combat was one of its worst qualities and the loading times ruined the tempo of the game. Halo is much better overall than that game.
Yeah, Invisible War is not in any way, shape, or form indicative of its predecessor. It is a rather crappy game--though at least it still had a decent story, unlike Halo.
Grunts don't have names... Stormtroopers would mow them down like blaster fodder. The stronger covenent units would provide some big difficulties but in the long term I say the Empire would managee to win the war though be worse for wear.
Johnny B Goode
09-09-2007, 15:22
Think about it rationally. Would The Empire defeat the Covenant if a war was fought between the two?
I think that the Empire would win personally simply because it is much more massive
I know one guy who wants to see Master Chief and Jar Jar go head-to-head in a small room.
Intangelon
09-09-2007, 15:31
Wa wa we wah?
We will now make the sexi-time?
Dontgonearthere
09-09-2007, 19:55
I know one guy who wants to see Master Chief and Jar Jar go head-to-head in a small room.
Even the most zealous Halo-hater would love to see that battle, I'm sure.
Fuck, NOBODY likes Jar-Jar. That stupid space platypus is the one that created the Empire.
Not to join in the nerd fest, but the Covenant could you know, just activate one of the Halos...
Rowans floating island
09-09-2007, 20:06
empire>covenant>civilians> > > > > > >rebel alliance
death star>halo (halo is one-shot and destroys everything:no use)
Johnny B Goode
09-09-2007, 20:16
Even the most zealous Halo-hater would love to see that battle, I'm sure.
Fuck, NOBODY likes Jar-Jar. That stupid space platypus is the one that created the Empire.
Jar-Jar created the Empire?
Soviestan
09-09-2007, 20:33
The empire pwns.
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 23:08
Jar-Jar created the Empire?
Jar Jar (who was sitting in for Amidala) was the one to suggest in the Galactic Senate that the Chancellor (Palpatine) get emergency powers to deal with the separatists and their army of droids. Then Palpatine ordered the use of a clone army, which had already been made by the Caminoans, and already programmed with Executive Order 66 (the order commanded all clone trooper units to immediately attack and kill the Jedi they had been working with).
Thus, Jar Jar was one of the pawns (and a major one at that) that was used to give Palpatine the massive amount of control he had over the galaxy.
Johnny B Goode
09-09-2007, 23:12
Jar Jar (who was sitting in for Amidala) was the one to suggest in the Galactic Senate that the Chancellor (Palpatine) get emergency powers to deal with the separatists and their army of droids. Then Palpatine ordered the use of a clone army, which had already been made by the Caminoans, and already programmed with Executive Order 66 (the order commanded all clone trooper units to immediately attack and kill the Jedi they had been working with).
Thus, Jar Jar was one of the pawns (and a major one at that) that was used to give Palpatine the massive amount of control he had over the galaxy.
Funny how I don't remember that.
Gun Manufacturers
09-09-2007, 23:14
Funny how I don't remember that.
It was in Episode 2, before the final battle on Geonosis.
Yep he is right.
And don't blame the storm troopers for there bad aim. There are several good explanation.
A. Every major character you see is min orly force sensitive and projects an aura around themselves preventing Lasers hitting (A la Darth Vader in the 5th one).
B. The Sights on the guns are off the the side.
C. The Lasers are redirected to fill in plot holes.
Klitvilia
10-09-2007, 03:09
Yuuzhan Vong > any bad guys from any first person shooter
Johnny B Goode
12-09-2007, 02:10
It was in Episode 2, before the final battle on Geonosis.
Oh, ok.