Half of South Carolina's Waffle Houses controlled by radicals
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-09-2007, 18:07
The Story:
A few months ago, his woman from a Waffle House started getting real aggressive when I said I didn't want to order any waffles. She was all, "Have some waffles, you know you want waffles! Everybody loves waffles!"
And I said, "But I'm really not hungry for waffles right now. It's almost 8 PM."
She got offended and started screaming, "Why would you come to a WAFFLE House if you didn't want WAFFLES!", while she waved an axe in the air menacingly.
"But I didn't!", I replied, trying to cower behind a nearby trash can, "I was only walking by so I could get to my motel room when you ran out the front door and started yelling at me."
So she cut off my head and now I have to wear this cravat all the time so people won't scream and pass out when I go to class.
Discuss.
The Tribes Of Longton
08-09-2007, 18:12
Soon we shall not be safe in our beds. I blame the Nation of Islam, I think I keep hearing their name on the news so it must be them. BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-09-2007, 18:12
I <3 waffles.
Oh my God, it's her! The woman who cut off my head.
Skaladora
08-09-2007, 18:12
I <3 waffles.
The Tribes Of Longton
08-09-2007, 18:14
I <3 waffles.
Fucking fundie.
Wilgrove
08-09-2007, 18:16
IHOP is a better place, and pancakes rules!
IHOP is a better place, and pancakes rules!
QFT, IHOP is the greatest:)
IHOP and waffles both suck. I'm an abreakfastist.
Skaladora
08-09-2007, 18:52
Fucking fundie.
What? We don't fuck our waffles, we EAT them.:eek:
Upper Botswavia
08-09-2007, 18:56
What? We don't fuck our waffles, we EAT them.:eek:
Well... maybe you should try it... they are all warm and soft and gooey... wait... ok... maybe I have been spending too much time in the prostitution thread.
I am a probreakfastite of the whipped cream and strawberries sect.
I have BEEN to a Waffle House in South Carolina and they forced upon me the second most inedible food on the planet, namely grits, otherwise known as tasteless glue on a plate. The FIRST most inedible food can also be found in South Carolina, (although probably not in Waffle Houses) and that is, of course, boiled peanuts. I don't know what southerners have against food, but they have it with a vengence!
Nefundland
08-09-2007, 18:57
What? We don't fuck our waffles, we EAT them.:eek: Wait, what? I mean....... *puts waffle down, hides.*
IL Ruffino
08-09-2007, 19:00
This is all ethanol's fault.
Ban ethanol.
Ciamoley
08-09-2007, 19:00
I too enjoy autodefenestration (of other people), but what does it have to do with waffle houses?
Upper Botswavia
08-09-2007, 19:08
I too enjoy autodefenestration (of other people), but what does it have to do with waffle houses?
Waffle Houses have windows... :D
New new nebraska
08-09-2007, 19:11
Maybe this should be under international incidents.Fiddlebottoms vs. Waffle House Biotch.
Nefundland
08-09-2007, 19:12
Waffle Houses have windows... :D
yes, but not very tall ones, so throwing people out of them is pointless, unless you work for a window company
Sel Appa
08-09-2007, 19:15
I love Waffle House!
Nefundland
08-09-2007, 19:22
I love Waffle House!
:eek: trator! un american hippy! to gimo wit u.
The Story:
Discuss.
I blame the boysenberry syrup... the DEA should regulate those syrups! :eek:
This is all ethanol's fault.
Ban ethanol.
Hell no