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http://www.marryourdaughter.com/


Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD.


Let's see, on page 1 we have a 14-year old going for $28K, a 16-year old slut for $50K, and an attractive 17-year old for a bargain price of only $20K!!

Guess she's just getting to old for the market...

Ooooh! PAge 2!

Marrissa, age 16, price $80K!

Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.

In other words, we hate the little bitch for wanting more than our trailer, but we'll trade her for a double-wide.

On page two is a $100K 16 year old. Maybe I should scam this site...

Gotta love the testimonials too!!!

At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.



Speaking as a parent, I feel extremely nauseous right now.

Your children. Your daughters, I want to buy your daughters. Sell them to me, sell me your children.

If this isn't a spoof I'll.....I'll....I'll take Courtney P.

The testimonials just seem to odd for this to be real.

What a business opportunity!

It will take some investment, but buying a healthy baby factory with some good looks could pay returns of upwards of 1000%!

I wonder if "To Catch a Predator" is aware of this site...it seems scary...maybe when I am older it won't seem that way:P

Wow. Any parent that agrees to this should be tossed in jail.

People shouldn't get so worked up over a blatant joke site.

Your children. Your daughters, I want to buy your daughters. Sell them to me, sell me your children.

RIP Jake. Elwood hasn't been the same without you.....

I have heard of meeting girls online, but not literally.:eek:

Wow. Any parent that agrees to this should be tossed in jail.

I concur. This is an abuse of individual freedoms and must be stopped

I wonder if "To Catch a Predator" is aware of this site...it seems scary...maybe when I am older it won't seem that way:P


I think this site is "To Catch a Predator".

What a business opportunity!

It will take some investment, but buying a healthy baby factory with some good looks could pay returns of upwards of 1000%!
I'd laugh except I'm afraid someone might actually try it.

You know, if this were actually real, I'd almost be tempted to "buy" one just so I could help her live a much better life. (Not with me, toadies...by educating her about the realities of life rather than this ultra-"Biblical" crap.)

I wonder if "To Catch a Predator" is aware of this site...it seems scary...maybe when I am older it won't seem that way:P
I hope not...that show is utterly disgusting and ought to be taken off the air...and they'd definitely fall for something like this, I'm sure.

Really, guys, it's a spoof. It's not real.

1010102: Not necessarily. It is legal for teens to be married if the parents give permission.

1010102: Not necessarily. It is legal for teens to be married if the parents give permission.


yeah but its is sick, signing away you're daughters for money, its just wrong.

Too good to be true though doesn't seem utterly confirmed as a hoax but it's just so likely

Link (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp)

Samantha O sounds perfect. The real kicker is that I can afford her.

Some of these are just absolutely disgusting.

I really hope this is a joke.

yeah but its is sick, signing away you're daughters for money, its just wrong.

That's up to the person involved to decide though.

Luckily, I don't think the idea of actually selling your daughter is legal, and plus if it was, you can bet on my doing my best to make it illegal since it is a serious infringement upon the rights of the daughters.

There is acutally, if I am right, a Christain dating service which exists in some towns where parents can arrange dates for their kids, but both families have to agree to it and they have to live within twenty five miles of each other.

Smells like entrapment to me.

Or PHISHING!!
http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/

I wonder if they have some sort of financing program. Assuming that they do, and that women are exactly like cars (http://www.car.com/content/buy/finance/index.cfm/action/Calculator?) (they're both called she, so that's a pretty fair assumption, right?), one could obtain a high cost bride like Marissa for the low, low price of a $5,000 down payment and 60 monthly payments of $1,600!

Samantha O sounds perfect. The real kicker is that I can afford her.
Cheyenne B. sounds like she might be more fun, and you could buy a boat (http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/boa/415921450.html) with the left over money.
We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl.

I wonder if they have some sort of financing program. Assuming that they do, and that women are exactly like cars (http://www.car.com/content/buy/finance/index.cfm/action/Calculator?) (they're both called she, so that's a pretty fair assumption, right?), one could obtain a high cost bride like Marissa for the low, low price of a $5,000 down payment and 60 monthly payments of $1,600!Financing, brilliant! Failing that, I could just get a loan, and use my Visa. I am going to see if there is a more expensive version of Samantha O. just so people don't think I settled for a budget wife.

Financing, brilliant! Failing that, I could just get a loan, and use my Visa. I am going to see if there is a more expensive version of Samantha O. just so people don't think I settled for a budget wife.

The sub-prime marriage market is going to hit America hard.

The sub-prime marriage market is going to hit America hard.
I'm suddenly invisioning a brand new industry: Wife Flipping. You pick up a less desirable wife, raise her value with a bit of domestic training, maybe a few trips to the local plastic surgeon (extend the front balcony, that sort of stuff), and resell for profit$.

On the last page theres a girl who insists she is goth but the parents made her wear something other than black for the photo. I'm going to write a proposal to her about how I like to cut myself while I read from the Old testament and then I masturbate afterwards so that I can have a reason to ask forgiveness for my sins and do it all over again.

Cheyenne B. sounds like she might be more fun, and you could buy a boat (http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/boa/415921450.html) with the left over money.True, a boat would be nice. But after I am finish molesting Cheyenne B., will I she be able to operate my boat, whilst I sunbath and/or water-ski? I believe that Samantha O. could, and I could just finance the boat.

True, a boat would be nice. But after I am finish molesting Cheyenne B., will I she be able to operate my boat, whilst I sunbath and/or water-ski? I believe that Samantha could, and I could just finance the boat.
Of course she can, just refuse to feed her until she passes the test to get her boating licence.
And how the Hell does a college student have all this money and/or financing? Does the government of Canada write you fat checks to subsidize your wife buying or something?

Those prices seem awfully high. Would they let me rent-to-own? If i miss a payment, will they reposess? I would hate to get financing and then end up with the bank owning my bride.

I'm suddenly invisioning a brand new industry: Wife Flipping. You pick up a less desirable wife, raise her value with a bit of domestic training, maybe a few trips to the local plastic surgeon (extend the front balcony, that sort of stuff), and resell for profit$.

This is not like a house, this is more like a car so you need to do some real fancy work to drive up the value of a second-hand wife.

Best is to build your own and sell them new.

Y'all should make a proposal letter and see if they post it when they give up the ruse and spill the beans as they post serious as well as joke proposals.

This is not like a house, this is more like a car so you need to do some real fancy work to drive up the value of a second-hand wife.

Best is to build your own and sell them new.
That our you could maintain a stock wife and just wait thirty years when its value will increase to something higher than inflation.

Of course she can, just refuse to feed her until she passes the test to get her boating licence.
And how the Hell does a college student have all this money and/or financing? Does the government of Canada write you fat checks to subsidize your wife buying or something?I could, but I want my wife to be happy when we are boating (aka drinking on a lake), camping (aka drinking on an ATV), or fishing (aka drinking on a dock). If she isn't happy, how could I be?
I broke my back stealing from girl scouts, and to top it off, I applied for welfare under seven different aliases. I was somewhat worried about them getting suspicious about seven people applying for welfare at the same address in the same day, but the nice girl at The Canadian Welfare Society told me that is quite common for such cases to come up.

I wonder what the going prices on the pre-owned models might be.

This is not like a house, this is more like a car so you need to do some real fancy work to drive up the value of a second-hand wife.
Getcher goddamn, dirty paws off my analogy!
It's only second-hand if you consumate, anyway.
Best is to build your own and sell them new.
Ah, but that could take YEARS. Looking at these profiles, I'd have to wait until she was at least 16 or 17 to get a proper return on my investment.
I want to be on top of this thing now, before Big Matrimony takes over everything and forces out the little guy with their bargain pricing, mass production and 2-for-1 Saturday specials.

According to this site, it's a phishing scam:

http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/

hack it was cheaper in the old days when it was a cow or some other thing

I could, but I want my wife to be happy when we are boating (aka drinking on a lake), camping (aka drinking on an ATV), or fishing (aka drinking on a dock). If she isn't happy, how could I be?

Any paid-for 13 year old would be lucky to get you.

I broke my back stealing from girl scouts, and to top it off, I applied for welfare under seven different aliases. I was somewhat worried about them getting suspicious about seven people applying for welfare at the same address in the same day, but the nice girl at The Canadian Welfare Society told me that is quite common for such cases to come up.

It's also good to keep an eye out on obituaries and then claim pensions in the dead person's name - welfare never really keep a check on these things.

Any paid-for 13 year old would be lucky to get you.
But I would prefer the one that would feel luckiest to get me. I like to help people with my money.
It's also good to keep an eye out on obituaries and then claim pensions in the dead person's name - welfare never really keep a check on these things.That is an excellent suggestion. I think I shall be spending my next morning at The Canadian Welfare Society.

Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it. [emphasis added]

Seems like she might have had little or no choice in the matter, reading 'between the lines'. Sounds like child exploitation to me. Is the website (and the "service") even legal?

EDIT: Oh, as Gartref said, it's a scam http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/

EDIT AGAIN: Even if it wasn't a phishing scam, it would be illegal as it seems that the ages the girls CURRENTLY are is the ages that they apparently intend to be married at (I thought it was like 'get to know person, then marry later')

hack it was cheaper in the old days when it was a cow or some other thingCows were worth a lot more those days though.

With that kinda cash, I could buy an army of hookers with better experience and a lot less whiny.

This has got to be a parody page,.... right?

Cows were worth a lot more those days though.

yur true and smaller size then now which means one cow from now is worth two from then

On the last page theres a girl who insists she is goth but the parents made her wear something other than black for the photo. I'm going to write a proposal to her about how I like to cut myself while I read from the Old testament and then I masturbate afterwards so that I can have a reason to ask forgiveness for my sins and do it all over again.

You're thinking of emo.

yur true and smaller size then now which means one cow from now is worth two from thenHmm, yes, if we could trade a cow from the present in the past, we could get a much better deal..

Spoof.

There is no way in hell that is real...

OMG, they can't be serious. That's just creeepy. I'm just getting cringey htinking about it.