If you had to choose..
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:10
Let's say you're a filthy sleazy gal, and you get knocked up. You have no means to support the expected child, and you will never be able to support the two of you.
Your only choices:
Get an abortion.
Make me the legal guardian of your baby.
Which do you choose?
I choose the danger.
...Helluva time to ask.
So there's a band named after you now?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufio
BTW ... nice, nice evil thread topic.
WOOT!
I OWN the thread, and the evilest from you yet!
*dances weasel dance*
As new owner of thread, i say one more option ...:
Poll.
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Copiosa Scotia
05-09-2007, 07:10
This is pretty amusing and it's a shame that it will eventually turn into one of those dreadful abortion debates.
IL Ruffino
05-09-2007, 07:10
Let's say you're a filthy sleazy gal, and you get knocked up. You have no means to support the expected child, and you will never be able to support the two of you.
Your only choices:
Get an abortion.
Make me the legal guardian of your baby.
Which do you choose?
Both. Abort the baby and make Ruffi the legal guardian of the dead fetus.
I choose whichever option means we don't get a third abortion thread in one night.
Barringtonia
05-09-2007, 07:14
Let's say you're a filthy sleazy gal, and you get knocked up. You have no means to support the expected child, and you will never be able to support the two of you.
Your only choices:
Get an abortion.
Make me the legal guardian of your baby.
Which do you choose?
Have you impregnated Katganistan again Ruffino?
Honestly, when will you two ever learn?
This was answered last time, you give the baby to a scientific institute so they can isolate and study it.
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:14
Both. Abort the baby and make Ruffi the legal guardian of the dead fetus.
Ask Collateral how it works out with Ruffy and fetus...es. :eek:
WOOT!
I OWN the thread, and the evilest from you yet!
*dances weasel dance*
As new owner of thread, i say one more option ...:
Poll.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gifNope, General still gives Ruffi credit for the thread. If the thread eventually says:If you had to choose..
The BreviousThen it will be your thread. Until then, bow to Ruffi.
IL Ruffino
05-09-2007, 07:16
So there's a band named after you now?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufio
BTW ... nice, nice evil thread topic.
WOOT!
I OWN the thread, and the evilest from you yet!
*dances weasel dance*
I know of this band. *nods* Evil indeed! Bastard.
This is pretty amusing and it's a shame that it will eventually turn into one of those dreadful abortion debates.
Excellent.. :cool:
Wilgrove
05-09-2007, 07:17
Give it to Ruffy, eh what's the worse that can happen?
IL Ruffino
05-09-2007, 07:17
Both. Abort the baby and make Ruffi the legal guardian of the dead fetus.
Do I have to pay for the jar?
I choose whichever option means we don't get a third abortion thread in one night.
So you don't support abortion?
Have you impregnated Katganistan again Ruffino?
Honestly, when will you two ever learn?
This was answered last time, you give the baby to a scientific institute so they can isolate and study it.
:eek:
Do I have to pay for the jar?No. Nobody shall pay for the jar.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7f/Abortxxx.gif
For a guy this would be a strange tumor. But I'd still do it just for the lulz.
Second time I've used this today. I think it's more appropriate here.
Anti-Social Darwinism
05-09-2007, 07:18
Let's say you're a filthy sleazy gal, and you get knocked up. You have no means to support the expected child, and you will never be able to support the two of you.
Your only choices:
Get an abortion.
Make me the legal guardian of your baby.
Which do you choose?
Hi, daddy.
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:19
Nope, General still gives Ruffi credit for the thread. If the thread eventually says:If you had to choose..
The BreviousThen it will be your thread. Until then, bow to Ruffi.
*sniff*
Piss on my candle, whydontcha.
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:23
Give it to Ruffy, eh what's the worse that can happen?
Dr. Peter Venkman: This *thread* is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr. Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/tod.gif
Wilgrove
05-09-2007, 07:24
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/tod.gif
Let me be the first to say how proud I am to have a hand in the final days of our species! :D
So you don't support abortion?
It seems it makes no difference whether I do or not.
It's just too late.
Edit: Incidentally, what the hell is 'Sophie's Choice'?
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:27
Let me be the first to say how proud I am to have a hand in the final days of our species! :D
That's the spirit!
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Copiosa Scotia
05-09-2007, 07:30
I'd give the baby to Ruffy. No way I'm opting for a lesser evil. Not for my kid.
And I don't want to read the book, I'll watch the movie.
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:32
And I don't want to read the book, I'll watch the movie.
Why not get the movie but put it on commentary, and ignore the screen for reading the Cliff's Notes, but in braille?
Or movies on tape?
The Brevious
05-09-2007, 07:33
Edit: Incidentally, what the hell is 'Sophie's Choice'?
A lie.
Calvin ate the illusion of "choice".
And I don't want to read the book, I'll watch the movie.
See, I'm a book man, all the way.
I just wanna make sure that Sophie actually gets a choice. I can't stand hypocrisy in book titles. (insert snobbish sniff here).
Copiosa Scotia
05-09-2007, 07:36
I actually enjoy reading. That line is a reference that I want to see if anyone will pick up on.
TB... what? :confused: