NationStates Jolt Archive

If you could change just one thing about yourself(looks, personality, whatever) what would it be?

My socks. They are dirty.

Probably be taller, more charismatic, and probably more charming.

I would change the skin on my face so it doesn't grow facial hair. I'm just too lazy to shave every day.

I wish I had more ambition for greater things when I'm comfortable. It seems like I only work hard to improve my life when it's going to hell. I've been comfortable for far too long. *nod*

taller, fitter, less fuzzy headed, more self-confidant.

Taller.

Being 5'3" sucks.

My eyesight!!! I am annoyed about being a mole without my thick glasses and a slightly less blind mole with them!

My eyesight!!! I am annoyed about being a mole without my thick glasses and a slightly less blind mole with them!Have you considered buying contacts, then wearing those with your glasses?

Hmm...everything except my personality?

I am not currently noninflammable. This concerns me greatly.

If you could change just one thing about yourself(looks, personality, whatever) what would it be?

I would make myself irresistable to women

Now all transsexuals will hit on you! *nods*

What, even FTM?

I would make myself irresistable to women

Now all transsexuals will hit on you! *nods*

My eyesight!!! I am annoyed about being a mole without my thick glasses and a slightly less blind mole with them!Oh yes, that's a good. At least glasses and crap can help you out. Me, I just wish I had two fully functioning optic nerves as opposed to just the one.

I would like to be less of a perfectionist.

Now all transsexuals will hit on you! *nods*

I will have to modify it slightly then

I do not yet posess psionic powers. If only that could be changed.

Just one thing in my whole config file?
Then I've got to go with
aging = no.

I'd take about ten to fifteen pounds off of my midsection and ass, perhaps thin my thighs a bit. I picked up the freshman fifteen, the sophomore fifteen and then lost junior -15. So, getting rid of the freshman would be nice.

I would make myself less perfect. :p

I would also like two extra arms so I can play the guitar, change the channel on the TV and drink beer all at once. I'll also look like the Hindu god Vishnu, so that could be fun.

Taller.

Being 5'3" sucks.

Got ya beat..I am 4'11":p

I would like to be less of a perfectionist.

I would like to be MORE of a perfectionist.

If you could change just one thing about yourself(looks, personality, whatever) what would it be?

the rate of improvement in the gym. I burn the fat fast enough, but I'm not gaining the strength I want fast enough.:(

Got ya beat..I am 4'11":p
5' even, used to be 5'2" I am shrinking :(


I would like to be MORE of a perfectionist.
just not to the point I am, I promise.

I already DID change one thing about myself... my name! That went over pretty well, and now even my family calls me by my new (well, not so new, it has been about 20 years) name. :D

5' even, used to be 5'2" I am shrinking :(

Shrinkage..something to look forward to. Maybe by then I will actually LOOK my age!

just not to the point I am, I promise.

I would just like to be to the point where I am HALFWAY neurotic about cleaning. Wish I could get excited about mopping the floors..:(

Well, if my inboxes are to believed, i absolutely *MUST* do something about the pitiful state of my phallus.
And my finances.

I've been comfortable for far too long. *nod*
Therefore, by your own credo, it's high time you started disturbing yourself!

...isn't that really why you're here anyway?

Got ya beat..I am 4'11":p

!!

We should get together with Smunk, the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Paul Simon, and have a short people's party! :D

Only rule - No one over 5'4" allowed.

!!

We should get together with Smunk, the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Paul Simon, and have a short people's party! :D

Only rule - No one over 5'4" allowed.

good times, good times!

!!

We should get together with Smunk, the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr, Paul Simon, and have a short people's party! :D

Only rule - No one over 5'4" allowed.

would that be the same as a little get together. :D

Everything.

M'kay, feel like starting with your posting name?
:p

Everything.

would that be the same as a little get together. :D

Back off you and your little jokes!!

:mad: :p

I'm too damn perfect.


Yet I'm not sure if I'd want to change anything to make myself less perfect.

I'd like to ask the wizard for some confidence. But, if it's a free for all, I'll take...

I'd like to be less misanthropic. I'm trying on it, but really, they deserve it.
I'd like to be about a half inch taller, really, I want to be clearly over 6' and not end the day under 72" tall.
I'd like to be less awkward. Sometimes I can use it to make people laugh, but usually it's just fucking weird.
And, psionic powers couldn't hurt. Perhaps powered by my feelings of superiority.

Got ya beat..I am 4'11":p
I've got a couple of friends who are 4'9"...

I'd want to procrastinate less, and have minty fresh beath constantly. I hate morning-mouth.

I'd like to me more outgoing. It'd help me make some good friends at uni.

I have no belly button, if i could change any thing. I think it would be cool to have no belly button

My teeth. <insert joke about British dentistry here>

Yet I'm not sure if I'd want to change anything to make myself less perfect.

I'm sure hanging out with the likes of us in public (or private for that matter) could bring a pretty quick resolution to that particular question.
:p

I was trying to think of something deep, but sadly, it'd really be something rather superficial.

I'd like to lose a good 25 pounds or so. *sigh* From the right areas, mind. Or maybe just shift a little to my sorely lacking boobs. :p

Or maybe just shift a little to my sorely lacking boobs. :p
IF you were a dude, there'd be hope in sweet leaf!

http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/Alcohol/29.html

probably the world i was born into. if i could have sent someone else who could relate to humans better they probably could do/have done a better job of what i had myself born here for.

not having green fur and people not wanting to build mazes and live in them just feels wierd. most of a natural lifetime on this planet and i'm still not used to it.

=^^=
.../\...

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala.



I couldn't resist.

weight... lose about 50lb of it.

maybe a tad taller to actually hit the 6" mark, too.

and have perfect 20/20 vision - i hate wearing glasses :p


edit: man, i sell myself well... fat, short, and speccy :p :p

There's only one thing I need to change: everything. Luckily I've got the rest of my life to do it in!

I'd like to be insane. Not "mildly touched", not "eccentric", not "wacky", but "Full on; dark side of the moon; danger to myself or others; out on the corner, fucked up and evil"-insane.
I think it could be fun. Or, at least, I'd think it was fun at the time.

hmm, probably a little bit more self confidence and a little bit less laziness as far as my personality goes.
I would make myself immune to most dangerous or annoying diseases and get rid of all other unhealthy aspects of my body. Then I would have a little bit more muscles, not to much. And last I would be in better condition/have better stamina and stuff.
In the "whatever" category I would give myself laser eyes (to see trough things AND to melt stuff with my eyes) and telekinesis powers.

Have you considered buying contacts, then wearing those with your glasses?
I can not wear contacts... they hurt my eyes after a few hours.

I wish I had more ambition for greater things when I'm comfortable. It seems like I only work hard to improve my life when it's going to hell. I've been comfortable for far too long. *nod*

I really wonder what the world would be like if you took all of us that fit this category and made them more ambitious. I suspect there is a great capable, but complacent majority out there that could really change things.

I'd change the same thing about myself -- but for that, I'm perfect...)

Change everything, if only because I find myself absolutely repulsive. Still, its quite frivolous since it won't make a difference when my corpse is shoved into a furnace.

I'd lose the antlers.

I'd like to be insane. Not "mildly touched", not "eccentric", not "wacky", but "Full on; dark side of the moon; danger to myself or others; out on the corner, fucked up and evil"-insane.
I think it could be fun. Or, at least, I'd think it was fun at the time.

If you get a comfy straitjacket, it's like you are giving yourself a perpetual hug. :)

I wouldn't mind being taller and having nicer teeth.
I'd also like to lose a certain amount of weight and then not gain or lose any more weight.
(Weight as a percentage of body fat, not muscle mass).

10-20lbs of additional muscle mass (I'm 5'11" and under 135), generally better coordination, being able to eat more different foodstuffs without a sensory overload reaction.

If you could change just one thing about yourself(looks, personality, whatever) what would it be?

Self-destructive habits.

lol if I was being totally honest....everything except for my hair and my eyes. Well except I wish my hair would be less frizzy and my eyes less blind and batshit-crazylooking-squinty.

So yeah basically everything, I wish I was shorter, less fat, less stretchmarkey, more academically-minded, less shy, braver, less lazy.


Bleh, what a depressing thread!!

maybe a tad taller to actually hit the 6" mark, too.
You're a good 4-5 inches taller than I am. Hardly short.

and have perfect 20/20 vision - i hate wearing glasses :p
Wear contacts? Or work really really really hard and get laser eye surgery?

edit: man, i sell myself well... fat, short, and speccy :p :p
Not short, not particularly fat (unless you've put a lot of weight on in a year...I met you at the London meet last September, remember?), and nothing wrong with wearing glasses. My girlfriend wears glasses. They can be quite sexy. ;) :p

I V Stalin needs a haircut.

I would change the skin on my face so it doesn't grow facial hair. I'm just too lazy to shave every day.

Seconded!

Also, I'd rather not have been born with congenital defects that puts the kbosh on anything that involves running.

I would change the skin on my face so it doesn't grow facial hair. I'm just too lazy to shave every day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_hair_removal

Probably tidy my face up a bit. Make it more... erm... attractive in general.

I would like my soul back. Eternal life isn't what it's cracked up to be.

I would change the skin on my face so it doesn't grow facial hair. I'm just too lazy to shave every day.

Bah!
If you don't like shaving then don't! Grow a beard!

What do I want to change about myself?
I want my hair on my head and face, to grow faster, and the hair on my face to grow thicker.

Probably make my nose a bit smaller. It is somewhat large.

I was going to give myself reality-altering powers, but I can do that anyway:

All I have to do is use my reality altering powers to give myself reality altering powers in the past, thus giving me the reality altering powers to do so. Simple!

I just don't want to at the moment...

I wish I had more ambition for greater things when I'm comfortable. It seems like I only work hard to improve my life when it's going to hell. I've been comfortable for far too long. *nod*

Same for me :)

I know I said I wouldn't change anything about my personality, but I've since decided that
- I would be less sarcastic,
- I would be more outgoing,
- I would be a bit more girly.

I know I said I wouldn't change anything about my personality, but I've since decided that
- I would be less sarcastic,
- I would be more outgoing,
- I would be a bit more girly.

I would also like to be a bit more girly.

I would also like to be a bit more girly.

Awesome, it's not just me. I mean, I'm not exactly a tomboy. Nothing of the sort. I'm fairly girly, about the same as most of my girl friends.. I just wouldn't mind being a bit more, you know? I don't know why, but it would be nice.

Awesome, it's not just me. I mean, I'm not exactly a tomboy. Nothing of the sort. I'm fairly girly, about the same as most of my girl friends.. I just wouldn't mind being a bit more, you know? I don't know why, but it would be nice.

i know what you mean though. sometimes i really wish i liked football and talking about pulling 'birds'. not for very long though.

Not much. Probably a stronger respect for moral obligation... that would fit under less passivity broadly speaking, which also works.

Now, things I would change about the people around me.... :)

i know what you mean though. sometimes i really wish i liked football and talking about pulling 'birds'. not for very long though.

You want to be more girly? :p

Probably have my ears pinned back slightly.

Migraines. I would like them to go away.....

There's only one thing I need to change: everything. Luckily I've got the rest of my life to do it in!

The fact that you're here illustrates the contrary.

*hums Eagles tune*

Migraines. I would like them to go away.....

*consoles*

*consoles*

:) thank you!

Might be nice to be a little taller. I don't know. Could probably stand to put on some muscle as well... or really any form of weight, to be honest.

Nothing about me really pisses me off though.

:) thank you!

Been there.
Absolutely the most painful thing i ever had to deal with.
Perhaps only having your flesh burn is worse.
Sorry you have to deal with that.

You want to be more girly? :p

:p no! i mean that occaisionally when i'm out with the guys from work i wish i was interested in what they were talking about. but nobody has that large a concentration span so the boring conversations only last so long then the topic moves on to something else, like drinking or smoking, or getting drunk or stoned, or bitching about colleagues. is all good fun :D :P

Well the prospect of knowing many languages inside and out is nice but I wouldn't mind being able to actually dance. I have no rhythm in my whole body :(.

I want gills and webbed feet.

I want gills and webbed feet.

http://homepage.mac.com/ozarkmatt/fark/waterworld.jpg

I'd change my lack of omnipotence.

I wish I was better at conversing with my own gender, I don't think I even have any male friends at the moment.

I'd make it so I could speak Mandarin and Cantonese fluently.

I'd change my lack of omnipotence.

Have you tried viagra?

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses reading.

I'd probably make myself 5'10'' and improve my awful sense of hearing.

I'd give myself more willpower and i'd like to be more flexible