NationStates Jolt Archive


Help! I need a new country!

NERVUN
03-09-2007, 14:27
Between problems in Japan:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a1.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a4.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a8.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a7.html

And in the US:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSWBT00749120070831
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2007/09/03/2003377027
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gRJGSs-yFrEfcgYg59711FM0EdpQ

I'm looking for a new country to live in. Any ideas?
The Blaatschapen
03-09-2007, 14:30
I'm sorry, we're out of new countries, we do have some second hand ones though :)
UNIverseVERSE
03-09-2007, 14:35
I'm considering Switzerland, but probably after University. Otherwise, go expat and spend your time travelling in Asia.
Old Tellarian Empire
03-09-2007, 14:40
Id'say Scandinavia, particular Sweden or Denmark. OK it gets a bit cold at winter but it is a damn good place to live in, or so my many friends there tell me.
Check out the latest news from Sweden in English at www.thelocal.se.
Neo-Erusea UN Puppet
03-09-2007, 14:41
Move to Sealand.
Old Tellarian Empire
03-09-2007, 14:42
Sweden or Denmark in Scandinavia are to good countries. The Pirate Bay is swedish. Swedish news in english at www.thelocal.se.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-09-2007, 14:47
Swaziland. It is one of the wealthies nations in Africa, which means that only about 7 in 10 citizens are dirt farmers living in grinding poverty.
Think about it, you could be one of the lucky 30%!
Dryks Legacy
03-09-2007, 15:01
*points at self*
Tarlag
03-09-2007, 15:02
Try one of these on for size

Bermuda- Great weather, friendly people and well off. But here is the down side way over populated and if you want affordable housing forget it.

Canada- Nice place, friendly people, nice summers. Now the bad points high taxes, race relation problems, and cold winters.
Vespertilia
03-09-2007, 15:05
I guess, 30% of Swazilanders is family of local king...:D
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 15:14
You're looking for a country where politicians aren't idiots? Good luck with that
Dakini
03-09-2007, 15:22
Canada- Nice place, friendly people, nice summers. Now the bad points high taxes, race relation problems, and cold winters.
There are race relation problems? Here?

And if you move to Vancouver the winters are supposed to be pretty mild. Of course it's fucking expensive to live there.
The Infinite Dunes
03-09-2007, 15:31
Spain. Unemployment is a little high, racism is still a bit of problem, but otherwise fine. Just don't go to the south coast. Too many British expats. Eugh!
Skaladora
03-09-2007, 15:34
There are race relation problems? Here?

There aren't, at least as far as I can see. Compared to Europe or the USA, everybody here is pretty much frolicking in sunflower fields holdings hands and singing about harmony and love.
Rambhutan
03-09-2007, 15:35
Iceland - no personal experience of going there but it always sounds like a very good place to live.
Bazalonia
03-09-2007, 15:46
Iceland - no personal experience of going there but it always sounds like a very good place to live.

Yes, it sounds very cool.

*Ba-dum-pish*
Gun Manufacturers
03-09-2007, 15:48
Try one of these on for size

Bermuda- Great weather, friendly people and well off. But here is the down side way over populated and if you want affordable housing forget it.

Canada- Nice place, friendly people, nice summers. Now the bad points high taxes, race relation problems, and cold winters.

With Bermuda, you forgot one MAJOR problem. Hurricanes.
Oklatex
03-09-2007, 15:51
You're looking for a country where politicians aren't idiots? Good luck with that

Antarctica. :D
Wylers
03-09-2007, 15:59
Why not try somewhere in the South Pacific? :p
Christlerland
03-09-2007, 16:01
greece
girls are easy
guy are easy too (i don't know your preferences)
its sunny most of the time
the beaches are very good
most of the people are pretty relaxed
most reataurants are cheap and have very good food
there are souvlakia there for christsakes
and practically everyone speaks english
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 16:06
greece
girls are easy
guy are easy too (i don't know your preferences)
its sunny most of the time
the beaches are very good
most of the people are pretty relaxed
most reataurants are cheap and have very good food
there are souvlakia there for christsakes
and practically everyone speaks english

Shame about the fires though
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 16:12
Antarctica. :D

Meh they're probably still idiots there. Just idiots without the power
Lunatic Goofballs
03-09-2007, 16:22
I'm looking for a new country to live in. Any ideas?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmaAL_1WEIs

:)
Fleckenstein
03-09-2007, 16:23
I wondered this, and I wouldn't know where to go. I'd love to go live in a micronation, Switzerland, Canada, or Australia.

Of course, this will probably never happen. :)
Daistallia 2104
03-09-2007, 16:51
I'm considering Switzerland, but probably after University. Otherwise, go expat and spend your time travelling in Asia.
I wondered this, and I wouldn't know where to go. I'd love to go live in a micronation, Switzerland, Canada, or Australia.

Of course, this will probably never happen. :)

Switzerland, Canada, and Australia do come to mind for me as well...

Bermuda- Great weather, friendly people and well off. But here is the down side way over populated and if you want affordable housing forget it.

Canada- Nice place, friendly people, nice summers. Now the bad points high taxes, race relation problems, and cold winters.

There are race relation problems? Here?

Yep. And have been throught your history: http://www.hopesite.ca/remember/history/racism_canada_1.html

And if you move to Vancouver the winters are supposed to be pretty mild. Of course it's fucking expensive to live there.

BC does have lots to reccomend it...

Hockey, bud, beautiful women...

With Bermuda, you forgot one MAJOR problem. Hurricanes.

He said great weather...
GreaterPacificNations
03-09-2007, 17:40
Between problems in Japan:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a1.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a4.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a8.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a7.html

And in the US:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSWBT00749120070831
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2007/09/03/2003377027
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gRJGSs-yFrEfcgYg59711FM0EdpQ

I'm looking for a new country to live in. Any ideas? You'll get the same shit wherever you go. Except perhaps in the most extremely remote and poverty stricken third world, where a weeks pay could buy you a lifetime of 'however-the-fuck-you-want-it'.
Johnny B Goode
03-09-2007, 17:45
Between problems in Japan:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a1.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a4.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a8.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a7.html

And in the US:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSWBT00749120070831
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2007/09/03/2003377027
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gRJGSs-yFrEfcgYg59711FM0EdpQ

I'm looking for a new country to live in. Any ideas?

Try Canada.
Kaleela
03-09-2007, 17:47
What about some place in Africa like....Nigeria or Kenya. You could try England or Great Britan. Brazil seems nice.;)
Aardweasels
03-09-2007, 18:07
Switzerland
http://www.jta.org/cgi-bin/iowa/breaking/103944.html

Sweden
http://www.thelocal.se/8373/20070903/
http://www.thelocal.se/8374/20070903/
http://www.thelocal.se/8371/20070903/

Denmark
http://www.cphpost.dk/get/103345.html

Canada
http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/National/2007/09/03/4466477-sun.html
http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5iwJr5mS6mIaNF9gmRV7KFHXoAWBw
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/story.html?id=df323b39-77a3-45a7-9d49-2ef8486c646e&k=32791
http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/257407.html

Bermuda
http://www.bermudasun.bm/main.asp?SectionID=24&SubSectionID=270&ArticleID=34847&TM=65583.58

Spain
http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/09/02/europe/03eta.php
http://www.pr-inside.com/spain-says-islamic-terror-suspects-have-r218290.htm (http://www.pr-inside.com/spain-says-islamic-terror-suspects-have-r218290.htm)
http://www.theolivepress.es/2007/09/03/spain-slammed-by-eu-for-not-protecting-birds/
http://www.theolivepress.es/2007/09/03/columbian-drug-barons-use-spain-to-launder-money/
http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_12260.shtml


Moral of the story: Wherever you go, there you are. You're going to find the same stories repeated in every country you live in. Population density and government control of media sources will determine how much you actually see it on the news, but it's still there.

People are people, no matter where they are. You're going to find corruption, greed, anger, hate, and every single one of the seven deadly sins in every country you go to.

The real answer isn't trying to find the "perfect" place to live, but to do everything you can to make where you do live a good place.
Neesika
03-09-2007, 18:13
There are race relation problems? Here?

Only if you're not white. Particularily if you happen to be Native.
Nouvelle Wallonochie
03-09-2007, 18:17
Only if you're not white. Particularily if you happen to be Native.

I've heard there are a lot of serious race issues in TO as well, but I heard this in Northern Ontario, and I don't think a single positive thing has been said about the whole GTA up there.
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 18:20
You could try England or Great Britan

Thats a strange way to put it considering England is a part of Great Britain
Alversia
03-09-2007, 18:22
Thats a strange way to put it considering England is a part of Great Britain

I wouldn't try Northern Ireland if I were you
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 18:27
I wouldn't try Northern Ireland if I were you

Ermmmm i'm from NI
Neesika
03-09-2007, 18:29
I've heard there are a lot of serious race issues in TO as well, but I heard this in Northern Ontario, and I don't think a single positive thing has been said about the whole GTA up there.

Yeah, TO has a bad rap that isn't totally deserved...but racial division there is somewhat extreme. If you don't believe me...walk into a west Indian club sometime...
Alversia
03-09-2007, 18:30
Ermmmm i'm from NI

So am I. Which part?
Alversia
03-09-2007, 18:35
Portadown

see my concern?...

EDIT: Woooo! TIME WARP!
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 18:36
So am I. Which part?

Millisle. Et toi?
Marrakech II
03-09-2007, 18:43
snip...


You could move to Antarctica! It is stateless with no domestic laws or foreign policies to be annoyed by. I suppose you would have to adhere by some basic laws but it wouldn't be much.

Edit: I see someone already mentioned it. However for the reasons stated above it is the only solution. Good luck finding a job though...
Nouvelle Wallonochie
03-09-2007, 18:43
Yeah, TO has a bad rap that isn't totally deserved...but racial division there is somewhat extreme. If you don't believe me...walk into a west Indian club sometime...

I don't doubt there are issues, but those Northern Ontarians make TO sound like Detroit.
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 18:46
Portadown

see my concern?...

EDIT: Woooo! TIME WARP!

Meh it's nowhere near as bad as it was or as some people would like it to seem.
Alversia
03-09-2007, 18:47
I live there

It's a mess
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 18:52
I live there

It's a mess

Portadown or NI in general because in my opinion people from NI have this strange obsession with painting the place in the worst light possible when they're talking to people from other countries. It's like the Patrick Kielty joke about Northern Ireland being known in the past for "fucking and fighting" and people missing that image. Some areas are as bad as always i'll agree but Northern Ireland as a whole has made some big steps.

Not to mention that it's Glasgow, not Belfast that's the most violent city in western Europe :D
Alversia
03-09-2007, 18:58
No doubt it's not nearly as bad as it was and Portadown does have it's 'charms' if all you want to do is shop and watch people clean an empty swimming pool. Oh, and there's a Tesco as well.
Dundee-Fienn
03-09-2007, 19:05
No doubt it's not nearly as bad as it was and Portadown does have it's 'charms' if all you want to do is shop and watch people clean an empty swimming pool. Oh, and there's a Tesco as well.

So what you really meant is don't live in Portadown rather than don't live in NI. Something I can totally agree with :p
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:08
Portadown or NI in general because in my opinion people from NI have this strange obsession with painting the place in the worst light possible when they're talking to people from other countries. It's like the Patrick Kielty joke about Northern Ireland being known in the past for "fucking and fighting" and people missing that image. Some areas are as bad as always i'll agree but Northern Ireland as a whole has made some big steps.

Not to mention that it's Glasgow, not Belfast that's the most violent city in western Europe :D

And that, actually, NI has one of the lowest crime rates in the developed world...
Agolthia
03-09-2007, 19:24
Portadown

see my concern?...

EDIT: Woooo! TIME WARP!

My parents came from Portadown. Its not the nicest place but its an awful lot better than it used to be.
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:37
My parents came from Portadown. Its not the nicest place but its an awful lot better than it used to be.

Another N Irisher?
Alversia
03-09-2007, 19:37
My parents came from Portadown. Its not the nicest place but its an awful lot better than it used to be.

It isn't as bad as I have made out previously but it sooooo BORING!
Nothing but shops and an empty swimming pool.
Dinaverg
03-09-2007, 19:39
Luxembourg *nod* I'm not entirely sure we even have a government.
Nodinia
03-09-2007, 19:39
And that, actually, NI has one of the lowest crime rates in the developed world...

Yes, though that may be because of all the busted knees.....

Seriously though, its not bad at all, particularily compared to some lunatic asylum like Limerick or Glasgow....
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:41
It isn't as bad as I have made out previously but it sooooo BORING!
Nothing but shops and an empty swimming pool.

Yeah, but you can dander down the road to Lurgan and realise that things really aren't so bad in Portadown. Pointing and laughing at locals is a healthy past time.
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:42
Luxembourg *nod* I'm not entirely sure we even have a government.

Luxenbourg is the second most pointless country in the world. Just behind Lichtenstein in the pointlessness standings.
Dinaverg
03-09-2007, 19:44
Luxenbourg is the second most pointless country in the world. Just behind Lichtenstein in the pointlessness standings.

Eh? What about the bank thing we have, hmm?
Londim
03-09-2007, 19:44
Luxenbourg is the second most pointless country in the world. Just behind Lichtenstein in the pointlessness standings.

Hey Lichtenstein is not pointless! It allows Switzerland to practice its invasion skills! :p
Alversia
03-09-2007, 19:45
Yeah, but you can dander down the road to Lurgan and realise that things really aren't so bad in Portadown. Pointing and laughing at locals is a healthy past time.

True, Lurgan is a pit
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:48
Eh? What about the bank thing we have, hmm?

To be fair, Dina, most rivers have banks, they're really nothing special.
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:49
Hey Lichtenstein is not pointless! It allows Switzerland to practice its invasion skills! :p

They don't really need it, they always have France and Italy to practice in; it's not like either would fight back.
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:50
True, Lurgan is a pit

Well, it's all relative.

To someone from Belfast, Portadown is a pit. To someone from Portadown, Lurgan is a pit. Everywhere has somewhere below it.

Except Crossmaglen. That's pretty much the lowest of the low.
Dinaverg
03-09-2007, 19:50
To be fair, Dina, most rivers have banks, they're really nothing special.

bah. BAH. Your disparaging comments are as nothing to our mighty financial sector. Nothing!
Alversia
03-09-2007, 19:51
Except Crossmaglen. That's pretty much the lowest of the low.

Agreed! :D
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 19:59
bah. BAH. Your disparaging comments are as nothing to our mighty financial sector. Nothing!

I cower in the face of your 65th largest economy.
Dinaverg
03-09-2007, 19:59
I cower in the face of your 65th largest economy.

It is all relative. 65th is certainly enough to make our people of the richest...
Dinaverg
03-09-2007, 20:09
I like how you've adopted Luxembourg as your country so quickly. The sign of a malleable mind :p

Nah, my location still says Michigan. :p But I do have to get used to defending Luxembourg eventually.

Alternative response: You can mold my mind any way you wait, baby. ;)
Nadkor
03-09-2007, 20:09
It is all relative. 65th is certainly enough to make our people of the richest...

I like how you've adopted Luxembourg as your country so quickly. The sign of a malleable mind :p
Dakini
03-09-2007, 20:19
There aren't, at least as far as I can see. Compared to Europe or the USA, everybody here is pretty much frolicking in sunflower fields holdings hands and singing about harmony and love.
That's what I thought...


I dunno, the most I've ever heard anyone bitching about is occasional grumbling about the large number of non-english speaking immigrants who don't even try to learn english or drive according to the laws of the road here (or when I was in BC, the taxi driver we had pointed out that some farmers from the south asia area have sprayed their produce with pesticides that have resulted in some deaths...)
Iniika
03-09-2007, 20:33
I don't think there's a country in the world free of political scandal, but hey, you're welcome to keep looking! Let me know when you find one. :D
Dakini
03-09-2007, 20:36
Only if you're not white. Particularily if you happen to be Native.
But that's only a problem in some parts of Canada, not everywhere.
Trollgaard
03-09-2007, 20:52
So you want to leave the US and Japan?

How about....Easter Island? Greenland? Siberia? Fiji?

You should just spin a globe around, close your eyes, and then place your finger on the globe, and then move to wherever your finger stops. Think of the possibilities!
The Black Forrest
03-09-2007, 21:00
And in the US:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSWBT00749120070831


:confused: you hate the US because Tony Snow has cancer?
Alversia
03-09-2007, 21:01
There is Pitcairn Island. Then again I think they had a murder.

http://members.aol.com/ldsebastia/pitcairn/

Of course, once you're there, you're stuck for months
The Black Forrest
03-09-2007, 21:02
There is Pitcairn Island. Then again I think they had a murder.

http://members.aol.com/ldsebastia/pitcairn/
Posi
03-09-2007, 21:13
I was going to recommend Canada until I saw that all your Japanese scandals were the government stealing money, which is all the Canadian government is good for.

Have you considered North Korea?
Katganistan
03-09-2007, 21:16
With Bermuda, you forgot one MAJOR problem. Hurricanes.

And also that they want to know exactly when you're leaving, when you come into the country.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-09-2007, 22:55
Have you considered North Korea?
Why? Because there's nothing there to steal?
New Stalinberg
03-09-2007, 23:10
Between problems in Japan:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a1.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a4.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a8.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a7.html

And in the US:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSWBT00749120070831
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2007/09/03/2003377027
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gRJGSs-yFrEfcgYg59711FM0EdpQ

I'm looking for a new country to live in. Any ideas?

:rolleyes:

If these are issues facing two of the top ten greatest nations in the world, what are you going to be expecting in lesser countries?
Cabra West
04-09-2007, 08:42
:rolleyes:

If these are issues facing two of the top ten greatest nations in the world, what are you going to be expecting in lesser countries?

Government officials tend to steal less in "lesser" countries. Take Bertie Ahern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertie_Ahern#Controversy) for example... plenty of corruption there, but comparatively small-scale.
NERVUN
04-09-2007, 10:03
:rolleyes:

If these are issues facing two of the top ten greatest nations in the world, what are you going to be expecting in lesser countries?
Hopefully something that isn't quite as blatant, repeated as quickly (This is the 4th Ag minister Japan has been through in less than a year), or at least not as stupid.
Riopo
04-09-2007, 10:07
The Isle of Man! I live there! You'll get nothing wrong there believe me...
Mirkai
04-09-2007, 10:26
Between problems in Japan:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a1.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a4.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a8.html
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070902a7.html

And in the US:
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSWBT00749120070831
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2007/09/03/2003377027
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gRJGSs-yFrEfcgYg59711FM0EdpQ

I'm looking for a new country to live in. Any ideas?

You're welcome in Canada, if you're willing to help us defend against the inevitable US invasion.
Nodinia
04-09-2007, 11:13
Government officials tend to steal less in "lesser" countries. Take Bertie Ahern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertie_Ahern#Controversy) for example... plenty of corruption there, but comparatively small-scale.

Thats because there's less to steal......You don't remember the CJH years either. There was even less to take then and he still took as much as was takeable.
Soleichunn
04-09-2007, 13:29
Antarctica. :D

It would be interesting to see someone try to set up a permanant habitat there.

I wondered this, and I wouldn't know where to go. I'd love to go live in a micronation, Switzerland, Canada, or Australia.

Of course, this will probably never happen. :)

Make a micronation that has land from each of those countries!

Why not try East Timor? *Crosses fingers* I promise that there are no problems there...