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Ok, so what is your weakness? What are the things that can bring you down to your knees and make whoever is holding the tool of weakening your boss? In another word, what is your Krypnoite?

Mine would have to be kittens, airplanes, & Asian women. *nods*

A good looking gal is the most surefire way to get me to do anything.


Past that? Dunno... the promise of things like money/instruments/nice cars etc might do it, but that seems different than what you're asking.

I have a lot of them, and apparently i spend the better part of my time shifting them around me like a flimsy shield.

As far as one inparticular, i think the disarmament of true mercy/sympathy from another probably nails me, like it did when i saw footage of so many people reacting worldwide to the attacks on 9/11.

Not platitudes, of course, but the real thing.

I'm devastatingly ticklish. *nod*

Also, I greatly dislike the cold.

Sleep; I like it too much.

Also, I hate getting wet. Though Alberta has shown me that I should clarify, rain is merely moist air.

Brunettes.

Blondes are overrated.

Heights, lettuce, and natto.

Sadly, my former students knew about the last two and had no qualms about chasing their teacher around the classroom with them.

Being damp and cold while having dental work done by a blind cat who's doing its best to karaoke "Baby One More Time."

That or promises of cheesecake.

Mushrooms. Yuck.

Not exactly sure to be honest, let me back to the forum on this.

Brunettes.

Blondes are overrated.

Agreed

NSG :p

tasty food..... and boobs :p

... but not at the same time...

Ok, so what is your weakness? What are the things that can bring you down to your knees...
When my gastrocnemius muscle starts to cramp.

Gah, I hate it when it happens.

Kryptonite.

Loyalty, obedience without question and the need to put everyone's else welfare and interest above mine. :/

Fire and bullets. But only at the same time.

I don't have a weakness.

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Loyalty, obedience without question and the need to put everyone's else welfare and interest above mine. :/

That sounds scary :( Can you unplug from that hive? :)

That information is highly classified.

The sight of my own cerebrospinal fluid. Nothing makes me weaker in the knees.

Being poked in the ribs on my left side with a 17.4cm long titanium rod fashioned by Mayan prostitutes and Vietnamese cinema workers.

Guilt to help out the "little guys" and cute girls...curse those cute girls! *falls to knees* See, there it goes again.

Loyalty, obedience without question and the need to put everyone's else welfare and interest above mine. :/
A good looking gal is the most surefire way to get me to do anything.

I am too loyal to my friends, have too little respect for strangers and I obey without question when I have nothing better to do.

Brunettes.

Blondes are overrated.

QFT

Cotton candy.

Free pizza.

Being poked in the ribs on my left side with a 17.4cm long titanium rod fashioned by Mayan prostitutes and Vietnamese cinema workers.

*begins production*

Bullets.
Also knives, broken bottles, baseball bats, brass knuckles, normal knuckles, getting kicked in the face, getting kicked in the groin, getting kicked about anywhere else, reasonably large rocks, unreasonably large rocks, small rocks that get flicked really hard so that sting real bad, rocks that are neither large nor small, bricks, socks stuffed with pennies, chains, whips, 2 by 4s, barbed wire, razor wire, barbed/razor wire wrapped around a 2 by 4, and, generally, physical violence of any sort. Aside from that, I'm pretty much unstoppable.

Olives. Undoubtedly.

the musical styling of herb alpert with or without the tijuana brass

General Incompetence.

Incidentally, "General Incompetence" is also the name of the mysterious military individual who, behind the scenes, is really in charge of coalition strategy in Iraq.

Ok, so what is your weakness? What are the things that can bring you down to your knees and make whoever is holding the tool of weakening your boss? In another word, what is your Krypnoite?

Mine would have to be kittens, airplanes, & Asian women. *nods*

What is one of the many important rules about being an evil overlord? You never, never tell someone your weakness, especially if you think that they can never reach you.

Women, cookie dough ice cream, the brevious, and ABBA. In that order.

pretty girls

Money and power, naturally.

I can't think of anything.

I'm not easily tempted... my real moral failure is passivity.

I'm not easily tempted... my real moral failure is passivity.

And mine is to do what I think is beneficial to myself rather than what is necessarily good.

And mine is to do what I think is beneficial to myself rather than what is necessarily good.

Don't most people act this way?

Don't most people act this way?

Yes and no. However, I tend to combine it with a willingness to take huge risks and gamble, which can result in either colossal victory or complete failure...

Trying to do too many things at once or not trying to do anything.

Having a nonchalant attitude to money, which is why I may not be able to pay my university bill this September.

Getting my legs lopped off below my knees.

Getting my legs lopped off below my knees.

Pansy.

Sex. Good sex, bad sex, dirty sex, drunk sex, stoned sex, sober sex, oral sex, finger sex, play sex, stinky sex, bathroom sex, living room sex, kitchen sex, car sex, hot tub sex, outdoor sex, hand sex, well, you get the picture.

I can't think of anything.

I'm not easily tempted... my real moral failure is passivity.

There's a place for us. *nods off*

I'm not very strong. Muscle power, combined with intelligence, will probably beat me.

Men.

And kitties...

Shit..a man holding a kitten will make me drop..

...ABBA...
ABBA?

Now, that is an unusual weakness... I suppose not too distant from mine, though.

For me, someone playing good music (Especially on piano, cello, or violin) would do it.

I'm devastatingly ticklish. *nod*

Also, I greatly dislike the cold.

Yes... but the consequences of tickling a Lunatic Goofball would likely be devastating.

people touching my sides or stomach. I really cannot stand it and curl into a little ball whenever it happens

Or being touched at all by a person I dislike. I really can feel their handprint for hours

Men.

And kitties...

Shit..a man holding a kitten will make me drop..

*takes notes*

*adopts kitty*

Yes... but the consequences of tickling a Lunatic Goofball would likely be devastating.

Vengeance would eventually be mine. :)

This probably would not be a good time to point out that I would be a great alternative target due to being ridicolously ticklish.

Pianists (especially if they have those lovely long-fingered piano-player hands), tenor voices, a willingness to be silly, and chocolate. Silly piano-playing tenors bearing chocolate are entirely irresistible.

Good food, good music, attractive women, especially attractive women who are talented musicians, particullarly "modern" musicians.

What is one of the many important rules about being an evil overlord? You never, never tell someone your weakness, especially if you think that they can never reach you.

So does that mean you tell them if they can reach you? :p btw I have already removed my weakness and am invulnerable mwhahahahahahaha*cough cough* erm anyway hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Lack of an Evil Overlord to take out. Otherwise, I have no purpose.

I'm allergic to life.

Nothing.

Armor-piercing tank rounds.

And Undelia, where in Austin are you currently? (Just curious.)

I'm far too kind-hearted and empathetic.

Plutonium and Cocaine.

Do ya got any? 'Cause I really need my fix.

Plutonium and Cocaine.

Do ya got any? 'Cause I really need my fix.

Don't mix those two up. :)

Don't mix those two up. :)

Hmmmm.... Sounds tasty! :D

Plutonium and Cocaine.

Do ya got any? 'Cause I really need my fix.

Come to Ordo Drakul-both will be readily available soon, and in the marketplace!

Pianists (especially if they have those lovely long-fingered piano-player hands), tenor voices, a willingness to be silly, and chocolate. Silly piano-playing tenors bearing chocolate are entirely irresistible.
Good thing we do not know each other outside of NSG-I'd have you in the palm of my hand (Were it not already filled with chocolate :-P)

Bullets.
Also knives, broken bottles, baseball bats, brass knuckles, normal knuckles, getting kicked in the face, getting kicked in the groin, getting kicked about anywhere else, reasonably large rocks, unreasonably large rocks, small rocks that get flicked really hard so that sting real bad, rocks that are neither large nor small, bricks, socks stuffed with pennies, chains, whips, 2 by 4s, barbed wire, razor wire, barbed/razor wire wrapped around a 2 by 4, and, generally, physical violence of any sort. Aside from that, I'm pretty much unstoppable.

WTF?

Are we really starting to have to expect honesty from you these days? :p

I don't have a weakness.

Erm, nyuk?

Ayup, this here sounds like a challenge.

Sex. Good sex, bad sex, dirty sex, drunk sex, stoned sex, sober sex, oral sex, finger sex, play sex, stinky sex, bathroom sex, living room sex, kitchen sex, car sex, hot tub sex, outdoor sex, hand sex, well, you get the picture.

:confused:

Whassabout TubGirl sex?

:confused:

Whassabout TubGirl sex?

*Vomits*

beer, rum and french accents.

*Vomits*

....THAT's the spirit!
:p

Good chocolate, men who can sing well and waltz, puppies, and horses.

And Undelia, where in Austin are you currently? (Just curious.)
I live on the drag. I'm going to UT.

Let's do this in Top Ten form.

Shall we?

10. Being useful. I'm a sucker for the ability to be useful.

9. Car-racing video games. I can kill hours playing those.

8. Mind-numbing yet sudden silliness.

7. Reality shows. At least none of the stupid ones.

6. Being able to write in white text. ;)

5. The UN forum's Silly Proposal thread.

4. The blocked field goal to end Appalachian State's mind-numbing upset of Michigan on Saturday. I could watch that thing every hour on the hour and it wouldn't get old.

3. Chicken wings.

2. I like big butts and I cannot lie...and big, well, everything else, at least on a lady...

And the Number One Weakness...

Drum roll please...

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1. Kittens.

What, you really expected me to pick anything else?

My true weakness is a woman gently touching the back of my head, neck, or lightly running her nails across my shoulders. I just totally melt.

Seriously, its a superhero scale weakness. Unfortunately a lot of women know this now and take serious advantage of it. When they want something but I'm involved in a conversation with someone else, they just come up next to me and start scratching my head like I'm a newborn kitten and I can't maintain the conversation. Worse yet is when a girl needs a favor - she just comes up and gives me one of those around the neck kind of hugs but when she pulls away, she leaves her wrists on my shoulders so she can lightly run her fingertips over the back of my head and neck while she looks me in the eye and asks for whatever favor she wants... doesnt matter what it is, she gets it.

Ok, so what is your weakness? What are the things that can bring you down to your knees and make whoever is holding the tool of weakening your boss? In another word, what is your Krypnoite?

Mine would have to be kittens, airplanes, & Asian women. *nods*

... like I'm going to tell you...

... like I'm going to tell you...

I know! (and for a price everyone else can know too!)

I don't have a weakness.

Oh yes you do... and I know what it is! :p


oh and don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

I know! (and for a price everyone else can know too!)

But... but you promised...



oh wait...



no you didn't.... CURSES!!!

girls who dance

Kittens. If I let one anywhere near me, I turn into a quaking blob of snot. :(

Don't mix those two up. :)
When normal cocaine just doesn't cut it...