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What is your craziest party story?

Was it that time the music was so loud you couldn't hear the police knocking on the door? You got wasted and woke up next to Big Bertha?

Well, what is it?

Inspired by the song by the same name.

I find parties boring and awkward. I have nothing to say to these people.

Don't remember.

Yeah, I have many but the one that comes to mind right away involves a shotgun, my buddies party date, a golf club, a goat and a bunch of strippers. How I made it through that night alive I have no idea. :D

The ones where I wake up with not only my wallet, but also more cash in it then I remembered, and photographic proof that it was due to complete domination and a few good bets on my beer pong games.

If you can remember, then it wasn't a party.

I'd have to fall back to my apartment-warming party. One of the neighbors threw their husband out and he was playing his guitar with a godawful sound system in their van under my balcony. Despite catcalls and tossed beer bottles, he continued until we threw my hideabed off the balcony to crush his van.
He was arrested for trespassing, the van was towed, and my neighbors and landlady all swore they had no idea where the hideabed had come from.

Probably the bonfire we had out in the country for a friends birthday a few years ago. It was raining, but it didn't much matter, since the bonfire was big enough to drive a car into...

...which we did. :eek:

It's quite a hazy night, but that'll happen when you have that many kegs for just one party. :p

Some friends of mine moved into their first rental house & had a massive house warming party that weekend. They had a huge bonfire in the backyard & ended up burning virtually all of their furniture & breaking down the fence & adding it to the fire too. The landlord booted them out within a month.

That was a good one.

Ruffy and Sark have good party stories.
I probably have a few too, but someone's trying to distract me right now.

What's a party?