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With my eyes.

Do you consider yourself average? Good looking? A human sex machine that no wo/man could resist? An ugly fart?

I'd like if you answered truthfully, but I guess ego might stop that.

As far as looks go, I'm pretty much the bottom of the barrel. Go any deeper and you'd be at severe burn victims and people with deformities. Hell, some of them are better looking than me.

I look goooood.

I can't choose between the options because the cause of my blindness is my radiant beauty.

My ass is so hot.... I had to install a heatsink.

People don't shield their eyes and scream, but they occasionally lock their doors, move to the other side of the street, or take their children's hand.

Meh. I don't look too special.

Poor but not woeful. Tada.

Do you consider yourself average? Good looking? A human sex machine that no wo/man could resist? An ugly fart?

I'd like if you answered truthfully, but I guess ego might stop that.

I look like a boy.

On my worst days, I sometimes look like a human.

I'm not sure what I'd be considered.

I voted for the I am the sex option, on the basis that it was the funniest. Really, I think I'm about average.

I'm not sure what I'd be considered.

Were you in that huge NSG picture voting contest thread shindig?

Were you in that huge NSG picture voting contest thread shindig?

Don't think so... :confused:

My ass is so hot.... I had to install a heatsink.

This soooooooooo begs for some photoshop.
:)


...and perhaps a slight, slight misquote. :D

Off the record, I look average.

On the record, I think I look pretty FUCKIN' GOOD!! :D

I look average, but most of the time I have a silver tongue.

Do you consider yourself average? Good looking? A human sex machine that no wo/man could resist? An ugly fart?

I'd like if you answered truthfully, but I guess ego might stop that.

I don't look bad, but I'm not the kind that anybody wants.

Meh. Above average I'd guess.

I'm below average. My features aren't that terrible, except my skin in some places (who still get zits at 27 years of age?), but I have no sense of fashion or how to otherwise improve my looks, and no charisma whatsoever.

I like to think I'm above average :)

Definitely ugly. In a train, the seats next to me always remain empty, even at rush hour. It's a fact, but I don't mind :cool:

I am overweight, I have pink hair and green eyes and beautiful skin, and I am really short and I have a really sweet smile (or so I hear). Just about everyone says I am cute.

i have the kind of looks that keep all 6 adjacent seats on a bus into manc at rush hour free, need i say more...?

i have the kind of looks that keep all 6 adjacent seats on a bus into manc at rush hour free, need i say more...?
Are you sure you're not just listening to really loud music? I put my headphones on loud when I want people to leave me alone on the bus :p

Wow. Perfect symmetry: 4/7/7/7/4.

I is average looking.

With my eyes.

lol. I was already chuckling to myself about how lame my "with my eyes" reply would be, but alas I have been beaten.

I'm as ugly as sin with a face that only a mother could love.

Ugly. And without my glasses, I could probably count as blind too.

I cover myself with mud to keep the womenfolk(and some of the menfolk) from spontaneously ejaculating. :)

I'm not average, ugly, or above average.... i'm interesting. I have a nice face... but what I lack in beauty I make up with my personality.

Considering what people on GM have been saying about how I look, I had to vote for the sex option. :)

I look like a boy.

As long as you are not a girl that's fine :p

6' -- 203 lbs.
(182cm -- 92kg)

Brown hair (thinning) and eyes (nearsighted...ing).

Not athletic, but not bulbous -- I have minor pudges at the waistline, but yoga, hiking and cycling are combatting them. Not lily-white complected, but not close to olive, either...slightly sallow, I guess.

Some guys walk down the street, and people say "WOW! Lookit THAT guy!"

Other guys walk down the street, and people say "UGH! Lookit THAT guy!"

I walk down the street, and people say "what guy?"

I'm what Amanda Filipacchi would call an "optical illusion man".

Many points if you know that author.

some days i really like the way i look, other days i wish i didn't have to leave the house. most days it's just meh.

I'm above average in looks, but I make up for it with my lack of social skills.

I'm ttly hawt.

i think i'm puuurrtty :)

I'm pure sex in human form.

I'm as ugly as sin with a face that only a mother could love.

Nice.:)

I assume I'm the only poster to have appreciated that particular gem?

Good looks was one of the things I was blessed with.

I'm pure sex in human form.
Postman Pat was totally a sex symbol.

But yeah, I'd do you :eek:
I'm above average in looks, but I make up for it with my lack of social skills.
Heh, you and I have something in common - a lack of social skills :p
I cover myself with mud to keep the womenfolk(and some of the menfolk) from spontaneously ejaculating. :)That only makes me want you moar...

As for me, I'd go with what Daphne and Celeste once sang.

I have short brown hair with copper through it.
Blue/Green eyes. Tall (for my age) and thin(ish).
Pale. I don't consider myself pretty, but a lady picked me out for a modelling course.

I Think I'm pretty hot myself.

I very fit, got a 6 pack, go out for a run 2 times a day, and swim 6 times a week. I'm average height, About 5 kg lighter then average, got medium sized brown hair. Anyone interested! ;)

With my eyes.

in the mirror.


ah i see myself as overweight and i hate that, but my face is ok for the most part. pretty under average but ok

i have nice hair

Average.

For once i'm breaking away from my skins determined efforts to keep me a pasty Irish guy so i'm quite pleased with the way I look

Meh. I've become downright skeletal. So unless people are into bones and tendons, imma say below average, at most.

I just look like your average 21 year old girl, I guess.

Taller than average, but about normal size for my height...

average i guess, I'm not really sure, maybe better, it's totally subjective anyway.

Myrth

I'm pretty skinny (last I checked my BMI was 15.9, and I'm not a fit person), so I'd have to say below average.

Unless ribs and pokey bones are something people look for in a guy.

As for me, I'd go with what Daphne and Celeste once sang.
Oooh, stick you, your mama too, and your daddy? ;)

I'd go for somewhere just above average...though if I still had short hair it'd be considerably below average.

I look good enough that I attract people that I find attractive and that's good enough for me.

Oooh, stick you, your mama too, and your daddy? ;)

I'd go for somewhere just above average...though if I still had short hair it'd be considerably below average.

People actually bother to remember Daphne and Celeste?

What a waste of mental space that could be used for bad puns or inventive swear words.

People actually bother to remember Daphne and Celeste?

What a waste of mental space that could be used for bad puns or inventive swear words.
I had to research that lyric. Apparently their only album peaked at #140 in the UK album charts.

People actually bother to remember Daphne and Celeste?

What a waste of mental space that could be used for bad puns or inventive swear words.

For good times, try using your buddies (generally works best if you pick one and stick with it) names interchangebly with any/every expletive.

I'm pretty sure I remember a Top of the Pops appearance. Jesus.

Average.

crazy :P


or at least, if you're average where you come from that's got to be some incredible place.

Nice.:)

I assume I'm the only poster to have appreciated that particular gem?

you're so conceited it's almost funny.

With my eyes.

LOL :D

My ass is so hot.... I had to install a heatsink.

*thinks you are a woman*

I look like a boy.

You LOOK like a boy? Am I correct in assuming you're NOT a boy? As opposed to which, a man or a girl? :p

On my worst days, I sometimes look like a human.

Well what do you look like on your better days?

some days i'm hot, other days i'm so hot i can't leave the house.Fixed. :)

I Think I'm pretty hot myself.

I very fit, got a 6 pack, go out for a run 2 times a day, and swim 6 times a week. I'm average height, About 5 kg lighter then average, got medium sized brown hair. Anyone interested! ;)Sounds good. How old are ye?

I'm as ugly as sin with a face that only a mother could love.

... i'm ugly as my mother with a face that only a sin could love.

"Your honor is like a dose of Clap." ;)