NationStates Jolt Archive


The Soviet Youth

The_pantless_hero
30-08-2007, 00:13
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=3392893

In further attempts to resurrect the Soviet Union, the Kremlin has created a "youth program." Of course, this sounds perfectly innocent. Until you look deeper and see that the youth are being watched over everywhere by Putin pictures and almost personally indoctrinated by Putin into a new Russian super power, under Putin of course. Putin opponents are portrayed as literally whoring out Russia to the US and rest of the world. They have harassed pro-democracy protesters in the streets with practically Kremlin support.

We're on the road to the Soviet Union,
We're Collllld Warrrrr bounnnnnd.

I wanted to use the cartoon where Putin starts drinking and the drunker he gets, the more he turns into Stalin, but I will make due with this.

http://cagle.com/news/BushPutin/images/ramirez.gif
Trotskylvania
30-08-2007, 00:15
The greatest irony of all? The Marxist-Leninist Communist Party of the Russian Federation is Putin's largest opposition and biggest pro-democracy voice right now. Boy, the times they are a changin'.
New Limacon
30-08-2007, 00:17
I wanted to use the cartoon where Putin starts drinking and the drunker he gets, the more he turns into Stalin, but I will make due with this.

http://cagle.com/news/BushPutin/images/ramirez.gif
I actually have one of these. It doesn't contain Putin, but most of the premiers up to Gorbachev.
I don't remember how I got it.
Fleckenstein
30-08-2007, 00:25
I actually have one of these. It doesn't contain Putin, but most of the premiers up to Gorbachev.
I don't remember how I got it.

Did you know the premiers alternate between being bald and having hair?
Trotskylvania
30-08-2007, 00:48
Did you know the premiers alternate between being bald and having hair?

It's obvious: the Illuminati is actually an alliance between the Just For Men Hair Color company and the toupee industry, conspiring to use gray haired and balding Soviet dictators to rule the world.
New Stalinberg
30-08-2007, 00:50
What do you expect?

It's Russia.
Corneliu
30-08-2007, 00:53
Putin is playing a dangerous gme. One in which he will ultimately lose. I feel if he gains to much power, another war will erupt encompassing all of the Rodina.
Hydesland
30-08-2007, 01:02
However, it does not even come close to as bad as Stalinist, Lennist or even Tsarist Russia.
Corneliu
30-08-2007, 01:03
However, it does not even come close to as bad as Stalinist, Lennist or even Tsarist Russia.

as of right now at least.
Swilatia
30-08-2007, 01:05
However, it does not even come close to as bad as Stalinist, Lennist or even Tsarist Russia.

Well, not right now, but the situation in Russia is getting worse every day.
The Loyal Opposition
30-08-2007, 01:14
The greatest irony of all? The Marxist-Leninist Communist Party of the Russian Federation is Putin's largest opposition and biggest pro-democracy voice right now.


I wonder how long that would last if they gained power again.
Trotskylvania
30-08-2007, 02:04
I wonder how long that would last if they gained power again.

It does make you wonder. At least they don't have any major leader to form yet another cult of personality.
UNITIHU
30-08-2007, 02:10
YAY!
I'm excited, anyone else?
Andaluciae
30-08-2007, 02:14
Russia's situation has changed in several key ways: (recorded from the Russian perspective)

Russia no longer is able to exert direct control over the governments of Eastern Europe, and Germany is united and stronger than it has been at any point since the Second World War. -1

The governments of the central Asian republics are now openly hostile to Russia. -1

Russia is now a major exporter of oil and gas, the cursed resource that fuels despots and dictators of all stripes. +2

George W. Bush has seen Putin's "soul". -100000000000000000
UNITIHU
30-08-2007, 02:18
George W. Bush has seen Putin's "soul". -100000000000000000

Wrong. It's +2, he's given Georgie a false sense of security.
Neo Undelia
30-08-2007, 02:22
Fuckin' Grand
Andaluciae
30-08-2007, 02:25
Wrong. It's +2, he's given Georgie a false sense of security.

Nah, Georgie-Peorgie is going to be out of office very soon, and his successor will do the natural thing to disassociate himself from Bush, be they D or R and reverse the more idiotic policies of GWB. That will include being openly hostile to Vlad the Karate Funkmaster.
UNITIHU
30-08-2007, 02:27
Nah, Georgie-Peorgie is going to be out of office very soon, and his successor will do the natural thing to disassociate himself from Bush, be they D or R and reverse the more idiotic policies of GWB. That will include being openly hostile to Vlad the Karate Funkmaster.

Wrong again. Your forgetting about the claim to the throne during December of next year.
Andaras Prime
30-08-2007, 02:36
Hurrah!
Corneliu
30-08-2007, 02:48
Hurrah!

You would cheer.
Andaras Prime
30-08-2007, 03:04
You would cheer.
Actually I was doing the Russian soldier chant.
Corneliu
30-08-2007, 03:07
Actually I was doing the Russian soldier chant.

In support I bet. And it is not just a Russian chant.