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one question-

What would your last stand be like?

one question-

What would your last stand be like?

Hiding under my bed.

I wouldn't know, I'd be drunk as a kite and as high as the Irish.

In a beer warehouse, drinking until I die, whilst the rest of the world around me melts down in a massive zombie virus.

My last one night stand would most likely be in a hotel room, with a 20ish stripper named Veronica. It would involve me doing a line of coke off of her chest, and then reverse missionary position sex (ideally, this will occur so late in life, and I'll be so old and infirm that I couldn't do it any other way).

one question-

What would your last stand be like?

depends on the situation, equiptment available, and prep time.

Forces 5, Correspondence 5, Multiple-location Atomic Bombs, Paradox be damned! YEAH! :D

(Ah, the wonders of Mage: The Ascension) :p

Successful.

Most likely ending in yelling something like, "This is SPARTA!" or, "I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH!" while being swarmed and raped by millions of rabid ferrets.

Am I supposed to know that?

Cocky.

i would kill as many rabid ferrets on coke with my chaingun as possible, before being smothered and consumed my the lot of them

i would kill as many rabid ferrets on coke with my chaingun as possible, before being smothered and consumed my the lot of them

Let us fall together, my brother!

Bloody and Pointless.

Taking a machine gun and spraying bullets at the massive army of zombies and Yelling "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!"

Let us fall together, my brother!

for Sparta!!!!! *fires his chaingun wildly in the air before being overtaken by ferrets*

for Sparta!!!!! *fires his chaingun wildly in the air before being overtaken by ferrets*

-Sets off belt of explosives as brains get eaten-

THIS IS MADNESSSSSSSS!

-Sets off belt of explosives as brains get eaten-

THIS IS MADNESSSSSSSS!

This is...Cake town!!!

Being pelted to death by a crowd flinging rotting vegetables.

Or painful.

Probably both.

fighting off a horde of killer mutant zombies with machine guns until they begin to overwhelm me and I suicide bomb them...............

This is...Cake town!!!

have to love youtube

there's a pub called the last tand that i used to go to often. i have fallen over there on many an occasion.

Pwning all of j00...:D

This is...Cake town!!!

Brush your teeth!

I dunno, maybe with this group.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/5b91d462.jpg

It'll be a lot like the climactic ending of Smokey and The Bandit 2, but with clowns instead of tractor trailer trucks. The police cars will still be police cars though. *nod*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQoal3odKRs

:)

In a post-apocalyptic world where everyone except myself has been turned into some sort of nocturnal vampire through a mutant virus, I would turn myself into a legendary monster by rampaging through the more sentient vampire population before finally realising that my time as the last human has come and gone and dramatically surrendering to the inevitable rise of the new civilisation as my final night falls.

What, it's been done?

It'll be a lot like the climactic ending of Smokey and The Bandit 2, but with clowns instead of tractor trailer trucks. The police cars will still be police cars though. *nod*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQoal3odKRs

:)

One of the best movie endings ever!

Forces 5, Correspondence 5, Multiple-location Atomic Bombs, Paradox be damned! YEAH! :D

(Ah, the wonders of Mage: The Ascension) :p

You realize that world already ended and has been doomed to a slow hopeless pedantic 1,000 year spiral into the sun, right?

My last stand looked something like this.

http://www.hobgoblin.com/bigpicswebsite/gr0706.jpg

I think I'll keep it that way, too. If all those bloody rabid ferrets were holding up my sheet music, I'd sound even worse than I did 20 years ago... (And I am the violist who all those viola jokes are about!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k