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Who is the coolest woman ever? A woman that the mere mention of her name brings a smile to your face? Can be any woman: Your wife, a politician, an athlete, an astronaut, your mom, a friend. Oh, and don't forget to put down why they are the coolest.:)

Your mom.:p

Sorry.:(

This special little someone that I totally adore. She is so pretty, modest, honest, sweet, and innocent. The only thing is that her religion forbids her to be with me! But other than that, she is the most awesome girl, and probably person, I have ever known!

Your mom.

Not sorry.;)

Léa, a girl in my class :rolleyes:

her religion forbids her to be with me!
Oh, surely you're not that ugly.

Billie Holiday.

The truest embodiment of 'Blues' ever. *nod*

Your mom.

Not sorry.;)
:p
Oh, surely you're not that ugly.Awesome excuse though.:p

Certain friends of mine. Always make me smile.

Or more generally, the current object of infatuation/limerence/love, be it wife, girlfriend, or random girl you see rarely.

This also applies to guys though.

Simone de Beauvoir. Just because of quotes such as these: "On ne naît pas femme : on le devient... C'est l'ensemble de la civilisation qui élabore ce produit intermédiaire entre le mâle et le castrat qu'on qualifie de féminin."

Who is the coolest woman ever? A woman that the mere mention of her name brings a smile to your face? Can be any woman: Your wife, a politician, an athlete, an astronaut, your mom, a friend. Oh, and don't forget to put down why they are the coolest.:)

Sally, this girl in my class. She's smart, hot, and she considers me a friend. (I think [read: hope] she likes me)

Billie Holiday.

The truest embodiment of 'Blues' ever. *nod*

Bastard! I wanted to say that!

I guess I will have to pick Ella now.

I will also offer Myrna Loy. Anybody that can piss off Hitler and McCarthy is pretty amazing.

Simone de Beauvoir. Just because of quotes such as these: "On ne naît pas femme : on le devient... C'est l'ensemble de la civilisation qui élabore ce produit intermédiaire entre le mâle et le castrat qu'on qualifie de féminin."

I'm not sure what that quote means, but that word makes me very nervous.

(I babelfished it, and while I wish I had a better translation, I think I caught the gist of her meaning)

Sally, this girl in my class. She's smart, hot, and she considers me a friend. (I think [read: hope] she likes me)

By George, we're 2 in the same situation. :(

I'm not sure what that quote means, but that word makes me very nervous.

You must be more confident than that. She did say: "No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility."

(I babelfished it, and while I wish I had a better translation, I think I caught the gist of her meaning)

"One is not born a woman: one becomes it... It is the whole of civilisation that creates this intermediate product between the male and the castrato that one describes as female."

You must be more confident than that. She did say: "No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility."

Boy I'm glad I got the ol' snip-snip. :p

Smunkee *nods*

Boy I'm glad I got the ol' snip-snip. :pHang on, first you're washing with a pink fluffball and now you ain't got no balls? Whoever you are, quit hijacking LG's account. I need my daily dose of ballcrunching and mudflinging anecdotes, damn you!

Hang on, first you're washing with a pink fluffball and now you ain't got no balls? Whoever you are, quit hijacking LG's account. I need my daily dose of ballcrunching and mudflinging anecdotes, damn you!

I still have cylinders on my gun! I'm just shooting blanks now. :p

Boy I'm glad I got the ol' snip-snip. :p

Jawohl, Fräulein.

Lise Meitner

one of the major forerunners of nuclear theory

I still have cylinders on my gun! I'm just shooting blanks now. :pWhew. Misunderstood you for a sec there. Jawohl, Fräulein.Harh, harh.. For some reason, LG's reminding me of poor Conrad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OinwHOZ2Erw) Auauauwww! :p everything still works, just not the evil swimmers.Uh.. You sound far more certain than I would've expected from a married conservative Christian.

Uh.. You sound far more certain than I would've expected from a married conservative Christian.

because I made my husband get snipped.

because I made my husband get snipped.

She did it herself. With her teeth.

My vote goes to Smunkee. Just cuz she's awesome. And stuff. Yeah.

Awesome.

Who is the coolest woman ever? A woman that the mere mention of her name brings a smile to your face? Can be any woman: Your wife, a politician, an athlete, an astronaut, your mom, a friend. Oh, and don't forget to put down why they are the coolest.:)

who's name brings a smile to my face?

Smunkee
Katganistan
Wild Orchid
The Chocolate Goddess
Tinks

who's name brings a smile to my face?

Whose.

Smunkee

I blame onomatopoeic facial movements for that one.

She did it herself. With her teeth.Thank you for saving me from an otherwise anticlimactic response.

Whose.Whatevers.

I blame onomatopoeic facial movements for that one.
... no I think it's more than that.

You mean, other than me?:D

The only thing is that her religion forbids her to be with me!

A person who allows her religion to dictate her whom she may not be with will surely have other just as serious flaws.

And that's not me 'religion-bashing', but me saying that anyone who lets anything else but their feelings and their own decisions on who is best for them determine who they want to be with has a serious problem that is bound to affect other decision-making and thinkig habits I would not be able to respect in a person, let alone respect enough to consider being their partner.

ETA: Oh, I see the "Me!" comment has been made by Katganistan already. Hmm. Well, there was this teacher of mine several years ago, she probably does qualify as the most amazing single piece of human being I've managed to meet so far.

Generally speaking, I find women annoying but necessary for the species. However, my vote goes to Lillith, just on the basis her name is the oldest word in human language. That sort of staying power deserves mention.

You mean, other than me?:D

on my list. :D

Your mother.

yes, I am unoriginal. Either that, or I am incredibly original and all others just copy me.

By George, we're 2 in the same situation. :(

Well, what's a strange situation if you can't share it?

Regina Spektor.

a friend of mine. in fact the friend who was in the last pic i posted here. there is absolutely no one in the entire world more deserving of respect and adoration than her imho. just a truly wonderful human being and painfully modest to boot.

That you guys don't know, I'd have to say I'm kind of stuck on a gal named Liz. She's a gal who will trail off what she's saying to start humming something. She's adventurous, willing to try anything you have in mind, from sneaking out of her house to hugging and kissing in the back of someone's pick up truck.

And for awhile I was lucky enough to have her care for me.

Now she's in Maine, and neither of us are sure what's gonna happen.


For a slightly more popular figure, perhaps Agent M from Tsunami Bomb or Yasuko from Melt Banana.

Smunkee.

However, my vote goes to Lillith, just on the basis her name is the oldest word in human language. That sort of staying power deserves mention.
Boy howdy!
*bows*

Ah, i'm bound to say, WYTYG and of course Kari Byron.

As for my real feelings about the OP, well, i'm not gonna discard several years of expensive, extensive psychological counseling and rehabilitation over something like this.

the gate guard at work. she was good at her job and not a complete moron (like some of the other gate guards) and was always a great person to talk with. just over all a very cool person. a shame she got fired.

One of my best friends, a girl who lives in Venezuela.

Smunkee
Katganistan
My cat Amelia who's playful antics and loving personality always brightens up my day.

Smunkee
Katganistan
My cat Amelia who's playful antics and loving personality always brightens up my day.

Are you sure you want to open the field up to females who aren't human?

Hey, hang on ... you ARE human, aren't you? I'm very broadminded, but finding felines posting on NSG would still be a bit of a shock.

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For me, it's got to be my mother. I think anyone whose even met her loves her at least a bit, she's just so honest and sincere and unmistakably well-intentioned towards all living creatures.

Are you sure you want to open the field up to females who aren't human?

Hey, hang on ... you ARE human, aren't you? I'm very broadminded, but finding felines posting on NSG would still be a bit of a shock.
Why not. Katganistan's avatar always makes me smile... :D

Why not. Katganistan's avatar always makes me smile... :D

Well of course. It is lethally cute. The cat before, the anime one with the wiggly ears, that was brain-fryingly cute too!

Hang on one more sec ... Kat isn't ...

No. I've seen a picture of Katganistan. And she doesn't lie. She wouldn't post a pic of her feeder and say it was her. Never.

Except that cats lie ALL THE TIME. :confused:

Some may beat me for this, but my ex is probably the coolest chick I'll ever know. After what we've been through we're still best pals, I know that.

... why would someone post your ex as the Coolest person they know? :confused: :p

Because she has a very ... artistic flair ... to her.
She's good with canvas and light?

;)

Eleanor of Aquitaine. The wife of Henry II (he was 11 years younger than she and was her second husband, she having left the King of France for him). She was the mother of Richard the Lion-Heart and John Lackland (of Magna Carta fame). She went on a Crusade, extended the borders of England through the addition of her extensive estates, and changed the political and social structure in England at that time. Henry loved and feared her. Her sons feared and needed her.

Either her or Katharine Hepburn, who played her in the Lion in Winter.

Some may beat me for this, but my ex is probably the coolest chick I'll ever know. After what we've been through we're still best pals, I know that.

... why would someone post your ex as the Coolest person they know? :confused: :p

... why would someone post your ex as the Coolest person they know? :confused: :p

I find it rather sweet, though it could be a pointer to low self-esteem. That a relationship ends doesn't have to mean one or both partners were scumbags.

Perhaps SD can explain.

... why would someone post your ex as the Coolest person they know? :confused: :p

No, you got it wrong. The coolest person I know is me of course. But the coolest women I know is my ex. Shit just didn't/hasn't worked out right now as we've both got our own plans and goals at the moment (at opposite ends of the country). Hasn't stopped us from still being super tight though.

Her name is Melissa. She'll never read this...

Eleanor of Aquitaine. The wife of Henry II (he was 11 years younger than she and was her second husband, she having left the King of France for him). She was the mother of Richard the Lion-Heart and John Lackland (of Magna Carta fame). She went on a Crusade, extended the borders of England through the addition of her extensive estates, and changed the political and social structure in England at that time. Henry loved and feared her. Her sons feared and needed her.

Either her or Katharine Hepburn, who played her in the Lion in Winter.

Why her over Elizabeth 1st?

Her name is Melissa. She'll never read this...

Oh, c'mon, there's plenty of friends/stalkers here who wouldn't feel bad about conveying to her.
:p

Oh, c'mon, there's plenty of friends/stalkers here who wouldn't feel bad about conveying to her.
:pYou know, I actually debate if that would end well. I don't know...

There's nothing like a Stalkergram (TM) to say "I love you" ;)

You know, I actually debate if that would end well. I don't know...

True.
They may convey text but not intent.

I think Smunkee wins this thread.

/thread.


and Pedro, who the hell are you!? This is driving me nuts!

I am clearly not you...
Clearly, unless I suffer from multiple personality disorder and created you in my mind and started posting as you at the same time wondering who you are.

I think Smunkee wins this thread.

/thread.


and Pedro, who the hell are you!? This is driving me nuts!

I am clearly not you...

Clearly, unless I suffer from multiple personality disorder and created you in my mind and started posting as you at the same time wondering who you are.

Sounds like something Straughn might do! :eek:

Sounds like something Straughn might do! :eek:
Oh, I KNOW it's something Straughn would do. We know the truths, don't we. ;)

Not so much.

*dances the time warp*

EDIT:(Who the hell is Straughn?)

EDIT:(Who the hell is Straughn?)

S/he who dare not be named.

S/he who dare not be named.

That doesn't help any. All I can do is garuntee its not me.

That doesn't help any. All I can do is garuntee its not me.

So you're not Straughn OR Ladamesansmerci?
Why?

So you're not Straughn OR Ladamesansmerci?
Why?

Because that would be to easy.the MOBRA's know

Samantha. Ive known her since I was born, she is the only girl I know that is willing to go out and shoot an Ak-47 for asmusement purposes, is willing to break a guys neck if he pisses her off. Lets see... Blonde hair, blue eyes, can drive me places, ummm, uses NS :eek:. Smart enough to be competant but not overbearing, doesnt mind eaiting a burger if I blew all our supper money on something stupid. Is alwas happy, (except when shes not) and is the only girl that can come close to out drinking me.

AND last but most definatly not least, she is lying beside me on my bed laughing her ass off knowing I did this to blow sunshine up her ass so I could get some tonight. :eek:

Edit: Post 69...

Because that would be to easy.the MOBRA's know

Of course it would.
And if nothing else, NS provides answers you just can't find anywhere else.

Oh, I KNOW it's something Straughn would do. We know the truths, don't we. ;)

Expensive, costly truths!!!!

BTW - Ruffy doesn't think he's living past 25. I've already told him we're gonna use his corpse for our own purposes. :D

Of course it would.
And if nothing else, NS provides answers you just can't find anywhere else.

Those would be answers SO LUDICROUSLY WRONG that they would be laughed off the stage anywhere else ?

;)

The White Witch.

This girl clearly ain't

Photo (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/toyota_1.jpg)

komemiko, tara, flora, fauna, aphrodite, hathor, bast, ...

all the cuddly kitsuni whose names have been forgotten,

any that haven't been terrorized out of hugging you back by all the ignorant guys who have ever idioticly bitched about any of them hugging back anyone besides themselves, or anyone at all.

gadget hackwrench, l.u.m., and on another, more like komemiko level;

tahirah, fatima, that hindu poetess who'se name i've forgotten who is often compaired with rumi, bodacia, brigid (the one who was sainted, her own grandmother, and a goddess, all at the same time), krshna's mom, moms mably, that lady who didn't want to sit in the back of the bus, and the one (harriet tubman?) that led the underground railroad, and mother jones, anybody ever hear the story of who she really was?

sara winnimucca, and that lady in africa with the planting trees, one of the nobelates, and ethil rosinburg who died for your sins.

the list goes on and on. half the names i can't remeber, like with anyone else, i have a rotten time remembering names.

i can't believe i almost forgot to mention amy goodman, one of today's true living heros.

=^^=
.../\...

komemiko, tara, flora, fauna, aphrodite, hathor, bast, ...

all the cuddly kitsuni whose names have been forgotten,

any that haven't been terrorized out of hugging you back by all the ignorant guys who have ever idioticly bitched about any of them hugging back anyone besides themselves, or anyone at all.

gadget hackwrench, l.u.m., and on another, more like komemiko level;

tahirah, fatima, that hindu poetess who'se name i've forgotten who is often compaired with rumi, bodacia, brigid (the one who was sainted, her own grandmother, and a goddess, all at the same time), krshna's mom, moms mably, that lady who didn't want to sit in the back of the bus, and the one (harriet tubman?) that led the underground railroad, and mother jones, anybody ever hear the story of who she really was?

sara winnimucca, and that lady in africa with the planting trees, one of the nobelates, and ethil rosinburg who died for your sins.

the list goes on and on. half the names i can't remeber, like with anyone else, i have a rotten time remembering names.

i can't believe i almost forgot to mention amy goodman, one of today's true living heros.

=^^=
.../\...

http://www.destgulch.com/movies/luke/luke18.wav

;)

Who is the coolest woman ever? A woman that the mere mention of her name brings a smile to your face? Can be any woman: Your wife, a politician, an athlete, an astronaut, your mom, a friend. Oh, and don't forget to put down why they are the coolest.:)

Ann Coulter!

Audrey Hepburn.
don't believe me? watch "Breakfast at Tiffany's" then decide.

Ann Coulter!

*waits for the punchline*

*waits for the punchline*
What, one not good enough for you?

This girl clearly ain't

Photo (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/toyota_1.jpg)

Lol!

This might be unrealistic advice for a Hooters waitress to follow, but GET IT IN WRITING!

What, one not good enough for you?

Touche' :p

Belinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine. She's hot, has a beautiful voice, AND was a member of one of the best bands EVER.

Well that girl in my class pwnz all the other women here together.

I even went to the movies with her once :rolleyes:

Well that girl in my class pwnz all the other women here together.


Hint: learn her name before trying to tell her how she's the coolest woman ever.

Another hint: if she slaps your face, pretend it really did hurt.

Belinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine. She's hot, has a beautiful voice, AND was a member of one of the best bands EVER.

... and you are not Soheran.

Belinda ... Valentine ... NO, I can't read it. Are you or are you not Soheran?

Margaret Thatcher.

Ann Coulter!

Hey!

The OP didn't ask for men!

Boudica. Even if she wasn't the coolest woman ever, her name is the coolest lady name.

Boudica!

Boudica. Even if she wasn't the coolest woman ever, her name is the coolest lady name.

Boudica!Boudica does have a certain degree of coolness. But my favorite has to be Molly Ivins. Head of the catagory that also includes Ann Richards, Mother Jones, Margaret Sanger and Tomyris of the Massagetae. Unlike Boudica she won.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomyris

... and you are not Soheran.

Belinda ... Valentine ... NO, I can't read it. Are you or are you not Soheran?

Is s/he called Soheran? Does s/he write anything like Soheran? Not so much, really.

Hint: learn her name before trying to tell her how she's the coolest woman ever.

Another hint: if she slaps your face, pretend it really did hurt.

:upyours:

Nah I know her name -.-, but I doubt you do care about it. :p

Léa it is.

And thanks for the second hint :rolleyes:

My wife. Seriously. She is awesome in too many ways to describe and a few of them are too secret to tell. Don't tel her I said that though.

http://a840.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/s_1b2cedf8ed8b8ef68feb02f6f13db367.jpg


If I were to pick a 'celebrity'ish type that I really admire, I would say Ani DiFranco, who is amazing as a song writer, guitar player and is always keeping it real, big time.

http://www.dirtylinen.com/121/121difranco.jpg

The Ice Queen.

:upyours:

Nah I know her name -.-, but I doubt you do care about it. :p

Léa it is.

And thanks for the second hint :rolleyes:

Oh, OK. Sorry I offended you. That wasn't my intention.

I was being an ass last night ... there were reasons for that in retrospect, but at the time I really thought I was being funny. Sorry.

Naw no offence <3

Who is the coolest woman ever? A woman that the mere mention of her name brings a smile to your face? Can be any woman: Your wife, a politician, an athlete, an astronaut, your mom, a friend. Oh, and don't forget to put down why they are the coolest.:)

Audrey Hepburn.

... and you are not Soheran.

Belinda ... Valentine ... NO, I can't read it. Are you or are you not Soheran?

I am he who is I AM. Nothing more, nothing less.*


*No, I am not Soheran.

Simone de Beauvoir. Just because of quotes such as these: "On ne naît pas femme : on le devient... C'est l'ensemble de la civilisation qui élabore ce produit intermédiaire entre le mâle et le castrat qu'on qualifie de féminin."

Despite your pretentious use of French without translating for us non-French speakers (assuming you're not French, in that case I'm sorry.....for many reasons), Simone de Beauvoir IS awesome.

Hey!

The OP didn't ask for men!

:::Standing ovation:::

Katharine Hepburn.

Edit:

Audrey Hepburn.

A fine second choice. :D

Well of course. It is lethally cute. The cat before, the anime one with the wiggly ears, that was brain-fryingly cute too!

Hang on one more sec ... Kat isn't ...

No. I've seen a picture of Katganistan. And she doesn't lie. She wouldn't post a pic of her feeder and say it was her. Never.

Except that cats lie ALL THE TIME. :confused:

Hehehe...

I'm pleasantly surprised that I've been named by people other than myself (and yes, that was a joke.)

I'm not ACTUALLY a cat. I DO have a calico named Kat....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Caturdayalready-1.jpg

Except that cats lie ALL THE TIME. :confused:

My cat has never said an untrue word to me.

My wife and my daughter. Both beautiful and sweet.
I'm currently sleeping with both of them, but I have to admit, the daughter is starting to cramp my style. ;)

Smunkee *nods*

My vote goes to Smunkee. Just cuz she's awesome. And stuff. Yeah.

Awesome.

Smunkee


Smunkee.

Smunkee

:eek:

I think Smunkee wins this thread.

/thread.
I can't help but concur.

*wins*

By George, we're 2 in the same situation. :(
You mean the two of you know the same girl? =P
But if you only meant the situation in general, make that three. :(

Hehehe...

I'm pleasantly surprised that I've been named by people other than myself (and yes, that was a joke.)

I'm not ACTUALLY a cat. I DO have a calico named Kat....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Caturdayalready-1.jpg

Nice cat Kat. There aren't many animals more beautiful than a calico. I doubt I'll ever have a pet as good looking as Bandit again. Whether love or hate, anger or joy, few animals are more passionate than calicos.

:eek:


I can't help but concur.

*wins*

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Winrar_is_you.png

But if you only meant the situation in general, make that three. :(

:(

Bah once we'll all be rich with chickz all around us. :fluffle:

I hope...

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Winrar_is_you.png
Rofl!