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Let me explain:

I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body. Then after I'm done, I wash as much unidentifiable hair off the bar as possible so my wife doesn't beat the shit out of me. :)

That is until recently. Noticing how many man soaps now come in liquid form, I tried that little puffball(called a bath net). I must admit I liked it. At least until I got to my genital area. It was a bit scratchy for my liking down there. But after a few days and few more uses, I became hopelessly addicted. They're tingly. I now have my own bath net on a stick. I call it Guido. That's to partially make up for the fact that it's pastel blue. :p

Now, however I see the trap. Don't use the bath nets, guys. They'll get you. Resist! Don't become an addict like me. In fact, I am beginning to suspect they are a part of The Gay Agenda. *eyes narrow*

http://www.soapnscents.com.au/images/SeventhJuly06055.jpg

got into that trap once and got out alive thank lordi

I bought my husband a bath net. He refused to use it forever, until one day we were in the shower together and then he was like "oh, wow! it's tingly!" and so now he uses it, but won't admit it, because he thinks it's girly......or somesuch.


I currently have one that is black on one side and white on the other, the white side is soft and the black side is scrubby.........very useful.

*scrubbies her feets*

Oh man, I've been using one of those for the past year! :eek: :p

They're pretty awesome in fact.

Good lord!:eek:

http://www.beautydeals.net/shop/images/3203.0.jpg

those are pretty cool too........*scrubby*

Let me explain:

I became hopelessly addicted.




The first step is admitting you have a problem..... well done.


*Damn we'll have to cancel that intervention we had played..*

Let me explain:

I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body. Then after I'm done, I wash as much unidentifiable hair off the bar as possible so my wife doesn't beat the shit out of me. :)

That is until recently. Noticing how many man soaps now come in liquid form, I tried that little puffball(called a bath net). I must admit I liked it. At least until I got to my genital area. It was a bit scratchy for my liking down there. But after a few days and few more uses, I became hopelessly addicted. They're tingly. I now have my own bath net on a stick. I call it Guido. That's to partially make up for the fact that it's pastel blue. :p

Now, however I see the trap. Don't use the bath nets, guys. They'll get you. Resist! Don't become an addict like me. In fact, I am beginning to suspect they are a part of The Gay Agenda. *eyes narrow*

http://www.soapnscents.com.au/images/SeventhJuly06055.jpg

OMG! BATH TRIBBLES!

OMG! BATH TRIBBLES!
Don't feed them or they multiply. And don't give them as joke gifts to Klingons; they don't find it that funny.

Let me explain:

I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body. Then after I'm done, I wash as much unidentifiable hair off the bar as possible so my wife doesn't beat the shit out of me. :)

That is until recently. Noticing how many man soaps now come in liquid form, I tried that little puffball(called a bath net). I must admit I liked it. At least until I got to my genital area. It was a bit scratchy for my liking down there. But after a few days and few more uses, I became hopelessly addicted. They're tingly. I now have my own bath net on a stick. I call it Guido. That's to partially make up for the fact that it's pastel blue. :p

Now, however I see the trap. Don't use the bath nets, guys. They'll get you. Resist! Don't become an addict like me. In fact, I am beginning to suspect they are a part of The Gay Agenda. *eyes narrow* Tried it. Wasn't good enough, so I use a japanese nylon scrub towel.

Here (http://www.truerenu.com/TR/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=100)

the same type I used for years... and it works with those liquid body soaps. AND it give a much better scrubbing than those bath net thingies.

http://www.soapnscents.com.au/images/SeventhJuly06055.jpg
hmm... those look familiar....

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/star_trek/image/tribbles.jpg
No wonder they're addicting... :eek:

OMG! BATH TRIBBLES!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: that's totally what we call them at my house!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! BATH TRIBBLES!

That where I heard that purring sound before!

Oh man, I've been using one of those for the past year! :eek: :p

They're pretty awesome in fact.

All my life. Are they that bad?

I am shocked!

LG, the mud man, taking a shower???!?!

Dude you actually decided to use on of those things? They're pink and fluffy! Are you sure you weren't drugged? :p

I am shocked!

LG, the mud man, taking a shower???!?!

nothing wrong with that... so long as he returns the shower.

Try being an infantryman who uses baby wipes in the field...

Don't feed them or they multiply. And don't give them as joke gifts to Klingons; they don't find it that funny.

I thought they multiplied when they got wet?

I'm a bar of soap directly on skin man. Or more recently, cause the soap we ave dries out my skin faster than the Empty Quarter, rub soap rub skin rinse repeat done.

I'm interested by the shampoo and soap combo thingies.

And we called those poofs, when we had them at my house. Don't know why we stopped using them.

dont forget to throw those into the laundry now and then.

amazing breeding ground for bacteria.

Hehe. :p

Does anyone else remember that old US commercial (circa 1997) with that big footballer guy in the shower with one of those "feminine" poofs that he calls "that thingy"?
I can't find it on the internets. What a shame.

I thought they multiplied when they got wet?
That's Gremlins.

I use a loofa. :) I really like the scratchyness, it makes me feel a lot more clean.

Welcome to the clean side. :)

EDIT: You got one on a stick? I had one of those. It started to piss me off when I kept hitting everything with it.

I use a loofa. :) I really like the scratchyness, it makes me feel a lot more clean.

Welcome to the clean side. :)
Dude, when you have to scratch off the dirt you need to shower more often.

I like to microwave mine.
Don't they melt?

EDIT: You got one on a stick? I had one of those. It started to piss me off when I kept hitting everything with it.
It's LG. I'm guessing that's most of the appeal right there.

dont forget to throw those into the laundry now and then.

amazing breeding ground for bacteria.

I like to microwave mine.

Hehe. :p

Does anyone else remember that old US commercial (circa 1997) with that big footballer guy in the shower with one of those "feminine" poofs that he calls "that thingy"?
I can't find it on the internets. What a shame.

dunno about that one. but I saw one for shampoo.

the typical woman in an outdoor shower, then shots of her flinging her bouncy hair around, and then she hands it off to this tough biker dude who looks at the shampoo with a puzzled look on his face.

then a shot of him stepping out of the shower doing the exact same thing with his long hair that the woman did. the commercial ends with the stunned look of two other biker dudes...

Real men use this!

http://www.baysidebrushco.com/images/KENT2/fd3.jpg

Everyone else hates 'em, so then you don't get the icky :gundge: cross-contamination germs from other people. Plus they have multiple uses! You can beat small children! Play a round of golf! Clean the BBQ!

Don't they melt?

no, pop it in for a minute, it kills stuff.

I do it with my dish sponges too.

no, pop it in for a minute, it kills stuff.

I do it with my dish sponges too.

just don't leave it in for too long. *nod*

no, pop it in for a minute, it kills stuff.

I do it with my dish sponges too.
And then you never use that microwave for food, ever again.

no, pop it in for a minute, it kills stuff.

I do it with my dish sponges too.
Aha. *doesn't have a microwave*

dunno about that one. but I saw one for shampoo.

the typical woman in an outdoor shower, then shots of her flinging her bouncy hair around, and then she hands it off to this tough biker dude who looks at the shampoo with a puzzled look on his face.

then a shot of him stepping out of the shower doing the exact same thing with his long hair that the woman did. the commercial ends with the stunned look of two other biker dudes...Heh. They're really playing that "feminine" cliché for all it's worth.

Real men use this!

http://www.baysidebrushco.com/images/KENT2/fd3.jpg

Everyone else hates 'em, so then you don't get the icky :gundge: cross-contamination germs from other people. Plus they have multiple uses! You can beat small children! Play a round of golf! Clean the BBQ!
:p
I've actually had one of those for about the last 10 years or so. Used it once but it was all scratchy and stuff.

And then you never use that microwave for food, ever again.

no, I have 3 microwaves, one for cleaning stuff, one for gluten free food and one for gluten food.

duh.

I also have a vacuum that I use to vacuum my vacuum.

no, I have 3 microwaves, one for cleaning stuff, one for gluten free food and one for gluten food.

duh.

I also have a vacuum that I use to vacuum my vacuum.

...

...

you expected different?

no, I have 3 microwaves, one for cleaning stuff, one for gluten free food and one for gluten food.

duh.

I also have a vacuum that I use to vacuum my vacuum.

There goes the neighbourhood...I mean counterspace.

And then you never use that microwave for food, ever again.

why not?:confused:

no, I have 3 microwaves, one for cleaning stuff, one for gluten free food and one for gluten food.

duh.

I also have a vacuum that I use to vacuum my vacuum.

Oh Smunk, you so craaaazy.

no, I have 3 microwaves, one for cleaning stuff, one for gluten free food and one for gluten food.
Thank the void for that. The idea of finding a pubic hair in a food microwave . . .
Too terrible to contemplate.
I also have a vacuum that I use to vacuum my vacuum.
But what vacuums the vacuum that vacuums the vacuum?

Let me explain:

I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body. Then after I'm done, I wash as much unidentifiable hair off the bar as possible so my wife doesn't beat the shit out of me. :)

That is until recently. Noticing how many man soaps now come in liquid form, I tried that little puffball(called a bath net). I must admit I liked it. At least until I got to my genital area. It was a bit scratchy for my liking down there. But after a few days and few more uses, I became hopelessly addicted. They're tingly. I now have my own bath net on a stick. I call it Guido. That's to partially make up for the fact that it's pastel blue. :p

Now, however I see the trap. Don't use the bath nets, guys. They'll get you. Resist! Don't become an addict like me. In fact, I am beginning to suspect they are a part of The Gay Agenda. *eyes narrow*

http://www.soapnscents.com.au/images/SeventhJuly06055.jpg

For christs sake, the threads I make lose out too this shit? NG, I see a trend. -.-

Real men don't use those little fluffballs. Real men use steel wool.


Men who no longer have an epidermis. :(

Thank the void for that. The idea of finding a pubic hair in a food microwave . . .
Too terrible to contemplate.
Irradiated pubic hair at that.

But what vacuums the vacuum that vacuums the vacuum?

The vacuum that is vacuumed by the vacuum that vacuums the vacuum. Or less confusingly, they vacuum each other.

Real men don't use those little fluffballs. Real men use steel wool.


Men who no longer have an epidermis. :(
:eek: Just imagining when they go to wash Mr. Happy.
:(

:eek: Just imagining when they go to wash Mr. Happy.
:(

There isn't much left after a few days, so not a lot to worry about.

Not that I would know or anything...

There isn't much left after a few days, so not a lot to worry about.

Not that I would know or anything...
ROFLMAO! so you're saying
1) you don't use steel wool?
or 2) you don't wash Mr. Happy?
yes... I would think that there wouldn't be much left...
considering that for alot of people, they don't have alot of Mr. Happy to loose in the first place...

ROFLMAO! so you're saying
1) you don't use steel wool?
or 2) you don't wash Mr. Happy?
yes... I would think that there wouldn't be much left...
considering that for alot of people, they don't have alot of Mr. Happy to loose in the first place...

I don't use steel wool, nor would I recommend it to anyone concerned with hygiene. Open bleeding wounds across the entire skin layer really lets in a lot of pathogens. Not to mention that soap generally stings cuts.

I bathe the same way as the OP used to.

"I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body."- LG

I don't use steel wool, nor would I recommend it to anyone concerned with hygiene. Open bleeding wounds across the entire skin layer really lets in a lot of pathogens. Not to mention that soap generally stings cuts.

I bathe the same way as the OP used to.

"I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body."- LG

please tell me you read my comments in white... :D

But what vacuums the vacuum that vacuums the vacuum?

my hand vac. I get a new one of those every 6 months, I sell the old one......who buys a used vacuum eww.......

and yes, the hand vac is dirty.......I just have to live with it.

please tell me you read my comments in white... :D

Of course. What NSGer doesn't compulsively highlight posts for any comments visibly hidden by a white text colour? :p

You know, my fiance has one of those bath net things, but his is rough and scratchy, like an exfoliating puff or something. He managed to snag a bright red one -- he said it didn't seem emasculating...at least until he found out MY bath puff/net/scrubby is BLACK. Now he's jealous.

I think this thread should be retitled "The Trouble with Bath Tribbles."

Tried it. Wasn't good enough, so I use a japanese nylon scrub towel.
My wife got me one of those, they are rather addicting.

Quick! to the manly room! *runs into a room filled with guns, girls and nationstates*

No girlish little puffballs like my wife has.
* downgrades LG from Category 5 cool to Category too cool!! :D

I am fully capable of resisting whatever temptation there is in those weird poofy things. Soap and shampoo are good enough for me.

No loofahs.

:eek:

NO LOOFAHS?!?! :eek:

That's Gremlins.

Ah. My mistake.

My wife got me one of those, they are rather addicting.

at least you have someone to properly use that to scrub your back. ;)

I use wash rags.

*nods*

That's Gremlins.

And Mogwai (Mogwi? Mogwy?).

Dude, when you have to scratch off the dirt you need to shower more often.
It doesn't fit in my schedule to be clean. Well, now that school's coming..
It's LG. I'm guessing that's most of the appeal right there.
Very true.
I use wash rags.

*nods*

I know people have been using them for like 1000 years, but still, why? They suck.

I know people have been using them for like 1000 years, but still, why? They suck.
true... and after a thousand years of use, that poor rag... :p

Real men use this!

http://www.baysidebrushco.com/images/KENT2/fd3.jpg

Everyone else hates 'em, so then you don't get the icky :gundge: cross-contamination germs from other people. Plus they have multiple uses! You can beat small children! Play a round of golf! Clean the BBQ!

No, no. REAL men use this...



http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2659/sandpaperqs3.png (http://imageshack.us)

Quick! to the manly room! *runs into a room filled with guns, girls and nationstates*

Dude, there are girls on NationStates.

Dude, there are girls on NationStates.

Shhh, you'll clue them in on out Secret Plot To Take Over Teh Intrawebs!

Dude, there are girls on NationStates.

NU UH! NO THERE AREN'T
*sticks fingers in ears*

LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING! I CAN'T HEAAAAAAAAAAAR YOOOOOOOOU!

What the fuck? Why are men always so goddamn afraid to do something that could appear "girly" in nature? The only reason men are proud to be men is because they were born that way. If they were born to be women, they'd be proud to be women.
Those are shitty reasons.
Women don't tend to fear engaging in "masculine" activities, but men everywhere seem terrified of being accused of engaging "feminine" activity. This seems like latent misogyny, and its time to stop feeling proud of it just because you've got 2 billion other guys who feel the same way.

No, no. REAL men use this...



http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2659/sandpaperqs3.png (http://imageshack.us)
Flawed! Real men don't need sand paper, the callouses on their hands are rough enough that they can get the same effect without needing material assistance.

Flawed! Real men don't need sand paper, the callouses on their hands are rough enough that they can get the same effect without needing material assistance.

Touché. :D

LG, you do not bathe like a man. You bathe like a big girly-girl.

Soap, indeed. Real men use the natural astringency of their own urine for all their ablutive needs. If the great designer had not intended us to bathe in our own urine, he would hardly have provided such a convenient hose for it's application, now would he? Intelligent design, that is.

Eh. Soap is overrated, I say. Anything scalding water can't handle has earned its right to exist. :p

I am shocked!

LG, the mud man, taking a shower???!?!

You can't get dirty unless you're clean. :)

Let me explain:

I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo. That's it. No wash cloth. No loofahs. No girlish little puffballs like my wife has. I rub the soap between my hands and apply the lather or rub the soap directly on my body. Then after I'm done, I wash as much unidentifiable hair off the bar as possible so my wife doesn't beat the shit out of me. :)

That is until recently. Noticing how many man soaps now come in liquid form, I tried that little puffball(called a bath net). I must admit I liked it. At least until I got to my genital area. It was a bit scratchy for my liking down there. But after a few days and few more uses, I became hopelessly addicted. They're tingly. I now have my own bath net on a stick. I call it Guido. That's to partially make up for the fact that it's pastel blue. :p

Now, however I see the trap. Don't use the bath nets, guys. They'll get you. Resist! Don't become an addict like me. In fact, I am beginning to suspect they are a part of The Gay Agenda. *eyes narrow*
Way too late...
That orange thing on the top? I got one of those...
http://www.soapnscents.com.au/images/SeventhJuly06055.jpg

OMG! BATH TRIBBLES!
Don't feed them or they multiply. And don't give them as joke gifts to Klingons; they don't find it that funny.
Mmh... http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12993975&postcount=32
I thought they multiplied when they got wet?
Unless you use sonic showers, I don't see how you could manage not to get them wet?
I think this thread should be retitled "The Trouble with Bath Tribbles."
Good thinking, man!

For christs sake, the threads I make lose out too this shit? NG, I see a trend. -.-

:cool:

Eh. Soap is overrated, I say. Anything scalding water can't handle has earned its right to exist. :p

Hah, you fluffed a double-negative. Your membership of the Pendants Union is hereby revoked.

You are bloke enough, though. Not like that big sissy and his mud-packs. Now we know, oh yes ... it was all for his delicate complexion, haha!

I have one of those things. I find it useful for scrapping the mud/grime/sweat/deadskin off - far better than just soap alone. Also, to maintain my masculinity, I use a liquid soap that's black.
It has coal in it.
Really.
I'm not making this up.

I have one of those things. I find it useful for scrapping the mud/grime/sweat/deadskin off - far better than just soap alone. Also, to maintain my masculinity, I use a liquid soap that's black.
It has coal in it.
Really.
I'm not making this up.

I for one believe you.

I hate putting soap in my mouth, so instead of vile Toothpaste, I use Tooth Powder. It is made in Japan, from burnt eggplant and sea-salt. It says on the packet that eggplant is very Yang.

And no, I'm not making this up. I use Tooth Powder. It is black as soot. In fact, it IS soot.

I for one believe you.

I hate putting soap in my mouth, so instead of vile Toothpaste, I use Tooth Powder. It is made in Japan, from burnt eggplant and sea-salt. It says on the packet that eggplant is very Yang.

And no, I'm not making this up. I use Tooth Powder. It is black as soot. In fact, it IS soot.
I've used soot before to clean my teeth but it was real soot from a fireplace and it was due to a very drunken dare.
iirc my teeth were clean afterwards. Taste of soot in my mouth took a while to be rid of though.

I for one believe you.

I hate putting soap in my mouth, so instead of vile Toothpaste, I use Tooth Powder. It is made in Japan, from burnt eggplant and sea-salt. It says on the packet that eggplant is very Yang.

And no, I'm not making this up. I use Tooth Powder. It is black as soot. In fact, it IS soot.

I have found it a decent jokegift for goths. Except that many dislike the taste.

I really do have two serious questions.


Where does one get the connection from "liquid soap" -> "poofies"? I've bene using liquid soap for, uh, 5 years now, I think, and I still use it the "apply to hand, rub hand onto body" way just the same as I did with soap bars? Did I miss something?


Are those poofies really cool? I've noticed them every once in a while in a shop, but I never paid them any attention.. I mean, what do they do.. I mean, I do get clean they 'usual' way, you know.. is it 'just' that they feel good?

I really do have two serious questions.


Where does one get the connection from "liquid soap" -> "poofies"? I've bene using liquid soap for, uh, 5 years now, I think, and I still use it the "apply to hand, rub hand onto body" way just the same as I did with soap bars? Did I miss something?


Are those poofies really cool? I've noticed them every once in a while in a shop, but I never paid them any attention.. I mean, what do they do.. I mean, I do get clean they 'usual' way, you know.. is it 'just' that they feel good?


* when I am inbetween poofies (as you call them) I use the liquid soap with a washcloth, and it works fine.

* it makes the soap lather more and they also slough off dead skin so you feel softer when you get out of the bath.

you can pick a cheap one up for like $1 you should try one, I really like them.

you should try one, I really like them.

I think I just will, just to try and see what they're like. Although I do admit that I'm one of those people who are very easily grossed out as far as "OMG bacteria!!" goes, and I don't know how long I can handle using one of those, and I don't think I'll go and buy a new one every week or so. Well, I don't have a microwave I can use for it, but maybe I could just throw it in with the laundry.

I think I just will, just to try and see what they're like. Although I do admit that I'm one of those people who are very easily grossed out as far as "OMG bacteria!!" goes, and I don't know how long I can handle using one of those, and I don't think I'll go and buy a new one every week or so. Well, I don't have a microwave I can use for it, but maybe I could just throw it in with the laundry.

you can throw it in the laundry, just put it in your lingere bag so that it doesn't get snagged.

I've used soot before to clean my teeth but it was real soot from a fireplace and it was due to a very drunken dare.
iirc my teeth were clean afterwards. Taste of soot in my mouth took a while to be rid of though.

Actually, the principle is the same as toothpaste. A fine abrasive combined with a detergent.

Soot from a fireplace may contain some really bad tars. I'd think rinsing that out would be a good idea, just like toothpaste or toothpowder.

LG, you do not bathe like a man. You bathe like a big girly-girl.

Soap, indeed. Real men use the natural astringency of their own urine for all their ablutive needs. If the great designer had not intended us to bathe in our own urine, he would hardly have provided such a convenient hose for it's application, now would he? Intelligent design, that is.

You realize you taunt a man who can pull your tidy whities up over your head -- while you're wearing them.

Watch out David Beckham, here comes LG! :cool:

Poor poor LG... I personally never really liked the way the felt.. I use a wash cloth so I will prolly never fall into that trap.

you can throw it in the laundry, just put it in your lingere bag so that it doesn't get snagged.

Another principle I had to be carefully introduced to. Honestly, I didn't know such things existed until I was about twenty, because my mother never ever used them (asked her later, she didn't know they existed either). It was only after a highly embarassing incident involving the wire of a laundered bra of mine and the washing machine collectively used by 7 people being out of order for 2 weeks plus that I was told about them by one of the, uh, fellow victims.

Another principle I had to be carefully introduced to. Honestly, I didn't know such things existed until I was about twenty, because my mother never ever used them (asked her later, she didn't know they existed either). It was only after a highly embarassing incident involving the wire of a laundered bra of mine and the washing machine collectively used by 7 people being out of order for 2 weeks plus that I was told about them by one of the, uh, fellow victims.

when I got married my husband bought me my first really nice bra, and so I would hand wash it because I didn't want it to get tangled in my clothes and stretched out and everything (it was like a $50 bra......which was unheard of to me at that point) anyway I was complaining one day about it and my friend is like "get a lingere bag" and I was like "a what?" I had never seen/heard of one at that point......weird right? now I just assume everyone knows what they are/has one. It's part of being spoiled by hubby.

You realize you taunt a man who can pull your tidy whities up over your head -- while you're wearing them.

Men like us aren't afraid of that.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12190201&postcount=77

Poor poor LG... I personally never really liked the way the felt.. I use a wash cloth so I will prolly never fall into that trap.

"the felt" ? I'm not so much with the getting that.

Hah, you fluffed a double-negative. Your membership of the Pendants Union is hereby revoked.

You are bloke enough, though. Not like that big sissy and his mud-packs. Now we know, oh yes ... it was all for his delicate complexion, haha!

YOu're just jealous of my silky supple skin. :p

I for one believe you.

I hate putting soap in my mouth, so instead of vile Toothpaste, I use Tooth Powder. It is made in Japan, from burnt eggplant and sea-salt. It says on the packet that eggplant is very Yang.

And no, I'm not making this up. I use Tooth Powder. It is black as soot. In fact, it IS soot.

You put a yang in your mouth?!? :eek:

Of course. What NSGer doesn't compulsively highlight posts for any comments visibly hidden by a white text colour? :p

What about links in smilies? :eek:

You can't get dirty unless you're clean. :)

I would have expect you, of all people, to find a way around that...

I would have expect you, of all people, to find a way around that...

Detergent mud?

"the felt" ? I'm not so much with the getting that.

"they felt"?

I could say something, but then again, I'm 17 and I still use the tear-free kid's shampoo.

I'm just that cool. :cool:

Men like us aren't afraid of that.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12190201&postcount=77

Yeah, but the wedgie.....

You put a yang in your mouth?!? :eek:

I do.

*very serious but not amorous look*

My teeth are little girls. I hear them giggling when they think I am not listening. They really need a father figure, and I'm damned if I'm letting any other man in there.

I'm going to Yoga classes. But in the meantime, it's burnt eggplant for them, because eggplant is apparently very yang.

There is some fault in this line of reasoning, but just now I can't quite locate it.

I could say something, but then again, I'm 17 and I still use the tear-free kid's shampoo.

I'm just that cool. :cool:

Hey, I'm not a soda drinker, and I drink Capri Sun juice boxes every damn day.

It is that cool. :cool:

Detergent mud?

Is that going to work? Detergent added to mud is simply going to fail, then fail, then fail, then all of a sudden we have precipitated solids and soapy water.

I'm not hostile to your cause here. I too want bubbly mud. Frothy mud! MUD BUBBLES! which you can blow out of a big, foolishly-coloured MUD TRUMPET!

And preferably, lighter than air so they float away and depending on local weather conditions, waft randomly into respectable neighbourhoods, suddenly muddening unsuspecting citizens while they excercise their dogs!

But I'd rather you do it, since that might be a kind of terrorist thing, and I'm not sure if there's a law against it here, and they'll probably drag me in for questioning when I try to buy fifty litres of "Funtime" Mega Bath Bubble Mix.

Yeah, but the wedgie.....

You don't like wedgies?

Where's the harm in a wedgie? Unless you're getting one from Superman while wearing carbon-fibre underpants, it's just a bit of harmless fun!

You don't like wedgies?

Where's the harm in a wedgie? Unless you're getting one from Superman while wearing carbon-fibre underpants, it's just a bit of harmless fun!

Well when said wedgied undies are also pulled up over your head WHILE wedgying, that introduces a whole 'nother dimension to it!

Flawed! Real men don't need sand paper, the callouses on their hands are rough enough that they can get the same effect without needing material assistance.

Precisely. I use my soap covered hands to wash myself, occasionally using a washcloth on the face if it's too greasy.

http://www.soapnscents.com.au/images/SeventhJuly06055.jpg

Fag.

Well when said wedgied undies are also pulled up over your head WHILE wedgying, that introduces a whole 'nother dimension to it!

It's not so bad. :p

Fag.

:eek:

:D

:eek:

:D

See. First it's shock, then it's all smiles up the chocolate toboggan.

See. First it's shock, then it's all smiles up the chocolate toboggan.

Well, I have lost my appetite for chocolate anything.

See. First it's shock, then it's all smiles up the chocolate toboggan.

I think I died a little inside.

I've pretty much always used those...

See. First it's shock, then it's all smiles up the chocolate toboggan.
:confused:
Chocolate ... toboggan? Like the sled without runners?
Is that actually a common metaphor in Sweden, or did you just pick a random word out of a dictionary?

See. First it's shock, then it's all smiles up the chocolate toboggan.

Isn't it always? :p

I just use bar soap and shampoo. Seems good enough. That way I'm done in like 5 minutes so I won't have to be without clothes for longer. I really don't like being naked.

:confused:
Chocolate ... toboggan? Like the sled without runners?
Is that actually a common metaphor in Sweden, or did you just pick a random word out of a dictionary?

"Toboggan" also means "a downward course or a sharp decline". You should consider a remedial English course. Just as an FYI, the last word in the previous sentence does not mean the same thing in that usage as it does in the first sentence. Amazing, no?

Well, I have lost my appetite for chocolate anything.

I think I died a little inside.

Ladies, you do protest...

Isn't it always? :p

Well, if things are as they should be.

"Toboggan" also means "a downward course or a sharp decline".
Only according to Merriam-Webster, and I see no reason to take them on faith when every other source at hand tells me that, when used as a noun, toboggan has but one definition.
Just as an FYI, the last word in the previous sentence does not mean the same thing in that usage as it does in the first sentence. Amazing, no?
An for your information? Perhaps it is you who needs the remedial English class. Or maybe we should just drop the catty comments before this thread is started down a ... toboggan.

You realize you taunt a man who can pull your tidy whities up over your head -- while you're wearing them.the ATOMIC WEDGIEEE!!!!!

Well when said wedgied undies are also pulled up over your head WHILE wedgying, that introduces a whole 'nother dimension to it! HA! That's nothing. Try having it done while wearing an Egyptian Leather Thong. It's much more painful.









or so I hear...

Only according to Merriam-Webster, and I see no reason to take them on faith when every other source at hand tells me that, when used as a noun, toboggan has but one definition.

Your ignorance of English is not my problem.

An for your information? Perhaps it is you who needs the remedial English class.

There you go again, with your challenged English, which you by this time really should know is capable of substantivising abbreviations and acronyms. *waits for you to look up "substantivise" and probably a few more*

Or maybe we should just drop the catty comments before this thread is started down a ... toboggan.

Honey, you in your catty comments are sort of like you in English. Quite limited, but think yourself able to bring it. "Made of fail", in either case.

Ladies, you do protest...

I mean, yeah, sometimes the things slips and you end up with a bath scrubber and half your hand up there.



Well, if things are as they should be.

And if they're not?

You can't get dirty unless you're clean. :)

Ha ha Touché! You must be a fan of the contrast theodicy. :D

I mean, yeah, sometimes the things slips and you end up with a bath scrubber and half your hand up there.
o.O'


thank you for that image...

I mean, yeah, sometimes the things slips and you end up with a bath scrubber and half your hand up there.


Yeah, it's perfectly possible for things to fall in there. :p

I've got hordes of washcloths, they're blue, green and white. You'd think I was a rag collector by the basket next to my bathroom.

There you go again, with your challenged English, which you by this time really should know is capable of substantivising abbreviations and acronyms. *waits for you to look up "substantivise" and probably a few more*
"Just FYI," or even just "FYI," would have conveyed the same meaning with greater word economy.
Word economy being a desirable thing, you see, when you’re writing for any purpose other than trying to prove how smart you are to someone who just isn’t buying it.
Honey, you in your catty comments are sort of like you in English. Quite limited, but think yourself able to bring it. "Made of fail", in either case.
Are you sure you've got enough periods in there? I fear that the first sentence might qualify as grammatically correct, if horribly awkward and misconceived.

Are you sure you've got enough periods in there? I fear that the first sentence might qualify as grammatically correct, if horribly awkward and misconceived.

More accurately, it was a partial-birth abortion.

Let me explain:

I bathe like a man. I shower with soap. I wash my hair with shampoo.


Who are you and what have you done with the real LG.

*prepares groin shot*

Your ignorance of English is not my problem.
Indeed it isn't.
However, your ignorance of English is your problem.
Further, your consistent petulant misuse of English, pedantic correction of other NS'ers posts and arrogant dismissals whenever your own failings in correct usage is highlighted is, unfortunately, our problem. Reading your posts and use of English is, at times, the visual equivalent to fingernails down a chalkboard.

I'm glad you started using something besides just a bar of soap... at least sometimes. You need something to help get rid of the dead skin. Though a washcloth would've done fine.

I like the puff balls too... but I don't use them ever shower. I always use a wash cloth though. I'm surprised your wife shares the soap with you. I'd have to have my own.

Flawed! Real men don't need sand paper, the callouses on their hands are rough enough that they can get the same effect without needing material assistance.


Ahh.. I didn't think of callouses! Yeah they're like a natural puff ball (or pumice stone for the real rough ones) for sure hehe.

Sandpaper is for wussies. When I go out after the dead skin, I take a machete and a native guide.

In case that didn't make sense: I'm just a bit hairy. Just a bit.

More accurately, it was a partial-birth abortion.*awards point*

Sandpaper is for wussies. When I go out after the dead skin, I take a machete and a native guide.

In case that didn't make sense: I'm just a bit hairy. Just a bit.
And one for you too.