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This question is only for straight men. And before you say I'm discriminating, the poll will give more options so everyone can answer.

This question is only for straight men. And before you say I'm discriminating, the poll will give more options so everyone can answer.

The real question is first: would you?

Before that has been answered, no answer can be given in return! :p

-how- attractive? Is the other guy straight too? Is it taxable?

I'd do it, but I wouldn't enjoy it at all whether the man was attractive or not. But still, a million dollars is a million dollars, it would definately be worth it.

This question is only for straight men. And before you say I'm discriminating, the poll will give more options so everyone can answer.

nope.

-how- attractive? Is the other guy straight too? Is it taxable?

Very attractive. Like along the lines of Colin Ferrall or Johny Depp, Denzel, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, etc, etc. And its not taxable.

Are we talking as a top or a bottom?

Are we talking as a top or a bottom?

Another good question. Also, what're the minimum requirements for 'shag'?

Nope, not even for two million.

I'd do it , It doesn't bother me . If the guys attractive and you get a million dollars its worth it.

Another good question. Also, what're the minimum requirements for 'shag'?

Top. And you must "finish" Its like a race, you don't credit for cramping up half way through.

I like how you added attractive as a disclaimer. Would you like a guy to stick a penis up your ass? Hell no. Well he IS attractive. Oh well why didnt you say so, in THAT case...

An attractive guy would probably look alot like a girl... I'd do this guy (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-05/20/xin_1805032011235301516230.jpg) for a million bucks.

I like how you added attractive as a disclaimer. Would you like a guy to stick a penis up your ass? Hell no. Well he IS attractive. Oh well why didnt you say so, in THAT case...

A harry ass is an harry ass. Don't think it matters if everything around it is attractive or not.

I say no thank you and good day sir!

An attractive guy would probably look alot like a girl... I'd do this guy (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-05/20/xin_1805032011235301516230.jpg) for a million bucks.

Lol yeah that is a good point. However I thought I was going to click on a pick of Fabio and his long flowing hair.

Lol yeah that is a good point. However I thought I was going to click on a pick of Fabio and his long flowing hair.

Uhrr... I'd take almost anyone over Fabio... Right Said Fred (http://www.picturepress4u.de/Bilderliste/Bilder/Right%20Said%20Fred%205.jpg) now that's a man!

Well, it is easy to be fooled from behind...

It's been done before - sorta.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489260

I would have sex with anything for a million dollars. Well, except dead things. I'm Ruffy, not Necruffy.

A million dollars? That's, what, five quid at the current exchange rates? :p
If I were the sort of person to do that, I'd want a million pounds, not that monopoly money.
Since the question is a million dollars though...It depends if I could get myself too hammered to remember it or if I could pay for my memmory to be wiped with some cash left over.

I'd be very suspicious. Why is an attractive man paying me for $1,000,000 for just a bit of action? I'm sure he could do much better than me with less than a tenth of that at a man-whore-house.
For all I know, he's a necrophile and my saying yes entitles him to chop of my head as foreplay. Or he could have Super-AIDS, or his penis could turn into a knife or snake or something when he was aroused. Or he might turn into a jaguar upon climaxing, killing his partner in a fit of insane rage. Maybe his asshole has teeth, or his cum is acid (like Xenomorph blood).
Or he could steal the souls of his sex partners to keep him eternally young and youthful.

I'd have to say, No. I'm far too paranoid for that sort of situation.

I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I think I could manage it as long as I kept repeating that thought...
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again
I wouldn't have to concern myself with money again

Isn't that a test line to see if you are a whore or a gigolo? Once you become willing to sell your body for money, the price gets renegotiated.

Surely the question has to be, would that attractive guy shag you and give you a million quid? He would have to be bloody horny and bloody generous? Otherwise it's rape and robbery no? :p

AMK
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woohoo, thats my hundredth post! Go me!

Top. And you must "finish" Its like a race, you don't credit for cramping up half way through.

Is there any danger he'll clamp me?

Sorry, but no. I'd kill for a million but I wouldn't go down with another dude for a million.

Sorry, but no. I'd kill for a million but I wouldn't go down with another dude for a million.

It's no asking you to go down on him, just to stick your cock in his arse. Or allow him to do the same to you. Maybe both, its a democratic world after all...

You can, but I won't. No way.
Fair enough really, can I get your million quid? ;)

It's no asking you to go down on him, just to stick your cock in his arse. Or allow him to do the same to you. Maybe both, its a democratic world after all...

You can, but I won't. No way.

I was straight and then somebody challenged me to kiss another girl. Now I go either way, in fact I kinda prefer girls now. So ladies....try it, even if it isnt for a million dollars

I would have sex with a fat, ugly guy for half that. Bring it on.

I was straight and then somebody challenged me to kiss another girl. Now I go either way, in fact I kinda prefer girls now. So ladies....try it, even if it isnt for a million dollars

Yeah... right... :rolleyes:

I DEMAND PICS OF THAT EVENT!!!!



please... :D

This question is only for straight men. And before you say I'm discriminating, the poll will give more options so everyone can answer.

No. I just have trouble shoving my dick up anyone's butt. That includes women's butts too.

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An no, I do not have the money. :p

Only if they were as good looking as me.

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Wow. Seems like I'm the first gay man in the poll to answer I'd have sex with an attractive female for a million dollars.

I mean, come on! It can't be that hard. And think how many man hookers you could afford to hire with that million bucks you earn. Enough to last me a year or two, easily. :D

Only if said attractive man was an attractive woman.

Nah. I'm not a top.
Other things, sure.

I wouldn't have sex with anyone but my spouse, for any amount of money.

I'd get with a million hot guys for a dollar a piece! :-D



oh, wait.. what? If I'm already gay it has to be with a 'hot woman?'

Sure, I guess. Hell, I'd wiggle with Angelina Jolie for a quarter mil-- that's no small pile of cash. I might even kinda get into it, as long as she faked her Lara Croft accent and smacked me around a bit, first :)

I'd be very suspicious. Why is an attractive man paying me for $1,000,000 for just a bit of action? I'm sure he could do much better than me with less than a tenth of that at a man-whore-house.
For all I know, he's a necrophile and my saying yes entitles him to chop of my head as foreplay. Or he could have Super-AIDS, or his penis could turn into a knife or snake or something when he was aroused. Or he might turn into a jaguar upon climaxing, killing his partner in a fit of insane rage. Maybe his asshole has teeth, or his cum is acid (like Xenomorph blood).
Or he could steal the souls of his sex partners to keep him eternally young and youthful.

I'd have to say, No. I'm far too paranoid for that sort of situation.


ROFL! I mean it's silly and sad that you're paranoid and unavailable, but still... ROFL :) I especially liked "turn into a jaguar." :)

I'd shag anyone for $1 000 000, even your mom.

Providing he was disease free, damn skippy I would. A million dollars can buy alot these days. Well worth it, IMHO.

Millionaire: Madam, would you sleep with me for one million dollars?
Socialite: My goodness... Well, yes I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Millionaire: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Sir, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Millionaire: Madam, we've already established what kind of woman you are. Now we are haggling about the price.

Yeah I'd do it. less than an hour of rubbing bits of meat with some dude and I get a million bucks. I don't have to be into it, that is a damn good deal.

Option seven

All I have to do is have sex with a hot chick? I'd feel icky because girls parts are gross, but for $1,000,000? Yes.

Option seven

aw come on, have a little humour. ;)

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No, I don't actually. I think he is bat shit insane. I don't support anyone at the moment, I think everyone running is made up of varying degrees of fail. [/threadjack]

Maybe. Only if no evidence of it ever crops up.