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Apparently some people believe that Jesus is back and that he lives in Texas. I'm not going to quote the entire article because it's about 3 pages long, but I will post a link to it. Anyways, what do you guys make of this? Personally until he raise someone from the dead (and I mean dead dead), I'm not really incline to believe that this is the Jesus Christ.

Now not only is he the second coming, but he's also the Antichrist?

...These people belong to a new movement devoted to a man who calls himself the Second Coming of Jesus, and also claims the title of Antichrist, which to him is the next incarnation of Jesus on earth, not an evil being. To show their devotion, some followers ink themselves with "666." One follower said, "I just want to make sure it's visible, that everyone knows my life belongs to the man." Another said, "I want everyone to know I'm one of the antichrists."...

All I have to say to this is, must be one hell of a Personality Disorder.

I wonder if he'll be visiting the MegaChurches next.

Linky! (http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1)

There's one easy way to find out. Who's up for a bit of Trial by Prophet?

There's one easy way to find out. Who's up for a bit of Trial by Prophet?

I am.

I say we nail him to a cross til he dies, then wait to see if he ressurects.

Apparently some people believe that Jesus is back and that he lives in Texas. I'm not going to quote the entire article because it's about 3 pages long, but I will post a link to it. Anyways, what do you guys make of this? Personally until he raise someone from the dead (and I mean dead dead), I'm not really incline to believe that this is the Jesus Christ.

Now not only is he the second coming, but he's also the Antichrist?



All I have to say to this is, must be one hell of a Personality Disorder.

I wonder if he'll be visiting the MegaChurches next.

Linky! (http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1)

Schizoid much? (Good to have ya back, Wilgrove)

Schizoid much? (Good to have ya back, Wilgrove)

I thought Schizoid was where they get paranoid about ridiculous things (like the CIA watching you from your television) and talk to people that aren't there.

As far as I know, personality disorder is where you have more than one personality, is what seems to be happening to our "Jesus" here.

What a great second coming, stealing, heroin addict, prison, smoking, whiskey, and even promoting eugenics with his 'super raza' children. :rolleyes:

Apparently some people believe that Jesus is back and that he lives in Texas.

:eek: I've been found out!

I thought Schizoid was where they get paranoid about ridiculous things (like the CIA watching you from your television) and talk to people that aren't there.

As far as I know, personality disorder is where you have more than one personality, is what seems to be happening to our "Jesus" here.

I've heard that multiple personality is a form of schizophrenia.

http://www.prinzali.dk/uploaded_images/raptor-jesus-749809.jpg

SO
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what we are saying is that Jesus = came back to live and is living in Texas as an Anti Christ...

DOes that mean he is going to track himself down and kill himself???
And would that be suicide or homicide?

I say if we stab him with a spear and if the spears lets me conquer the world, hes christ.

I've heard that multiple personality is a form of schizophrenia.

No, schizophrenia means 'break with reality' and involves hallucinations and paranoia.

Multiple personality disorder means that you have more than 'you' in your body. All of the personalities usually have a clear and lucid grasp of the world, while schizophrenics do not.

This guy has what is called a Messiah complex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_complex

I think my ex husband had that too...

This Jesus guy says he was born again... the mind boggles at the thought. :rolleyes:

Id like a bumper sticker that says " Born OK the first time"

ZOMBIES!

Ok guys, this is the day we have been waiting for. *cocks shotgun*

Im with you on the Zombie hunt...
Ive been training for this day for YEARS in several un-named arcades... :sniper:

I've heard about this guy. He says there's no hell. That's pretty cool I guess.

I remember some local news douche-bag asking some member of this guy's church, "If there's no hell, what keeps you from doing bad things?"

If he was Jesus he'd send me money.

If there is no HELL
how can there be a heaven...
and if there is no heaven...
whats the basis for Jesus?

Arent they all interconnected?

Sorry to bust your bubble bible-thumpers. Jesus is not alive and well in Texas. He's in space 'cause he's a cyborg pirate ninja (http://spontaneousdancing.net/img/pirate-cyborg-ninja-jesus.jpg).

No, schizophrenia means 'break with reality' and involves hallucinations and paranoia.

Multiple personality disorder means that you have more than 'you' in your body. All of the personalities usually have a clear and lucid grasp of the world, while schizophrenics do not.

This guy has what is called a Messiah complex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_complex

Yeah, true. You're right.

I have one question; How long till the mass suicides?

"What you see as luxuries are gifts that members have given him. They're just very grateful, and they want to give him gifts."

Seriously, I'm fed up with working, maybe I should go hang out in a bar and proclaim myself Jesus.

I'm moving to Texas, that place seems to be a goldmine of gullibility.

The guy's got an official accountant!

Religion is a money-spinner like no other.

There's one easy way to find out. Who's up for a bit of Trial by Prophet?

i'm up for it.

My god's better

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=59841&d=1182298233

Is this new messiah making his followers drink koolaid?

No, schizophrenia means 'break with reality' and involves hallucinations and paranoia.

Multiple personality disorder means that you have more than 'you' in your body. All of the personalities usually have a clear and lucid grasp of the world, while schizophrenics do not.

This guy has what is called a Messiah complex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_complex

In addition to this excellent explanation of the two most commonly confused psychological disorders, I feel compelled to add that what is called a Schizoid personality type has nothing to do with either. A Schizoid lacks the ability to form meaningful relationships. People may feel that they are very close to a schizoid, who may suddenly pack up and move out of town without ever thinking to mention it to their friends.

Very different from Schizophrenia and Dissociative Personality Disorder.

I have one question; How long till the mass suicides?

Can't come soon enough as far as I'm concerned. I'll also settle for a Waco style shootout. Maybe they can bring back Janet Reno for one last hurrah.

well 'he's been back a number of times, a couple as recently as less then a couple of hundred years ago. but he never lived in texas.

it's been the middle east every time. and yup, mohammid was one of em. but not the most recent.

i must make the caveat though, of not being so sure how much this has to do with anything.

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Back?

From what or where?

For me jesus is a comic character just as Superman is.

So it would feel weird to read that Superman is now in Texas…

There’s not one single historic evidence that the first jesus, the ‘real’ one, had a life at all.

So why should something that probably never existed at all, return?

In those times there were countless jesus look-alike characters.

Hide the bong? Hell I'm going to offer him a hit and ask if he's got any of his Fathers personal stash on him.:D

Hide the bong? Hell I'm going to offer him a hit and ask if he's got any of his Fathers personal stash on him.:D

Oh, you know God has some good weed. :p

Oh, you know God has some good weed. :p

Only the best. He'd need it to put up with humanity.

Oh, you know God has some good weed. :p

If anything is self-evident, it's that. Just look around. Or, in our case, down. :p

The only Jesus I know is a dog around my corner.

Some guy gave his dog the name 'Jesus'.

I demand he turn the Atlantic Ocean into wine!