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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6955496.stm

Now this shows the sorry state of England's armed robbery industry, workers can't even afford to use correct equipment when carrying out their duties. :p

He was my neighbour! :eek:

Perhaps he was hoping to emasculate the shopkeepers by introducing their wives and girlfriends to vibrators and allowing them to satisfy themselves.



More likely he was just an idiot and figure a vibrator would pass for a gun.

He was my neighbour! :eek:
Heheheh. Poor Braunstone scum. ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6955496.stm

Now this shows the sorry state of England's armed robbery industry, workers can't even afford to use correct equipment when carrying out their duties. :p

That was stupid. Apparently, he seems to be so stupid nobody'd want to fuck him. (Why do you think his gf has a vibrator?)

"Mr Vakani was awarded £500 by Judge Head for his 'very considerable courage'."

I wonder whether the court would've paid for his funeral if the "hero of the day" had been shot.

And Judge Head... :D

Perhaps he was hoping to emasculate the shopkeepers by introducing their wives and girlfriends to vibrators and allowing them to satisfy themselves.



More likely he was just an idiot and figure a vibrator would pass for a gun.

Robber: Give me all the money in the till!

Cashier: Why is your gun humming?

Robber: :eek:





:D

Is it wrong that my first thought was "This is a stick up... your arse!" ? :p

Though really, it wasn't a stick... :eek:

Heheheh. Poor Braunstone scum. ;)

Excuse you.

I think I'd be more terrified if some bloke tried to rob me with an exposed vibrator tbh. The potential scenarios that could play out...:eek:

He was my neighbour! :eek:

ROFL