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Attention straight/bi women and gay/bi men!

Hydesland
20-08-2007, 00:44
Another one of those threads...

We all know that girl on girl action is pure ownage to all straight men (not so sure about actual lesbians but I assume it is the same).

But do straight/bi women or gay/bi men think the same about guy on guy action?

*poll coming*

edit: crap, forgot to add an option for people who are not part of the poll, if you really want to vote just vote for being a religious person.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2007, 01:06
I'm straight, a woman, and think it's hot.
Nadkor
20-08-2007, 01:12
It's basic maths.

1 x woman = 1 x hot
2 x woman = 2 x hot

1 x man = 1 x hot
2 x man = 2 x hot

In fact, it could be expressed as this:

(n)P = (n)H

Where p = people, and h = hot.

Simple.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2007, 01:14
It's basic maths.

1 x woman = 1 x hot
2 x woman = 2 x hot

1 x man = 1 x hot
2 x man = 2 x hot

In fact, it could be expressed as this:

(n)P = (n)H

Where p = people, and h = hot.

Simple.
Actually.... I don't find two women together especially hot.

But then I've never been good at maths. :p
Nadkor
20-08-2007, 01:16
Actually.... I don't find two women together especially hot.

But then I've never been good at maths. :p

Well, neither am I :p
Pie and Beer
20-08-2007, 01:16
all the gay porn i've seen has been utter shit. whereas the 'lesbian' porn i've seen was very professional and the girls were totally hot. in my somewhat limited experience the 'lesbian' porn has paid more attention to the 'sensuousness' (that is a word, yes) of the sex whereas gay porn has paid more attention to just banging away which to me isn't really sexy.
Greater Ctesiphon
20-08-2007, 01:20
i'm Bi (male) , I like lesbian but not gay porn ... the latter just seems dull and unnactractive.
Similization
20-08-2007, 01:26
all the gay porn i've seen has been utter shit. whereas the 'lesbian' porn i've seen was very professional and the girls were totally hot. in my somewhat limited experience the 'lesbian' porn has paid more attention to the 'sensuousness' (that is a word, yes) of the sex whereas gay porn has paid more attention to just banging away which to me isn't really sexy.I sort of agree. A lot of it is pretty out there, and much of the rest is marred by ugly people and crappy camerawork. But there is hot gay porn out there.

Our porn consumption is surprisingly low, so I'm probably not the right person to give helpful tips, but there's some pretty good review-blogs we've come to rely on. Obviously I can't link to them, but Google is your friend.
Deus Malum
20-08-2007, 01:35
It's basic maths.

1 x woman = 1 x hot
2 x woman = 2 x hot

1 x man = 1 x hot
2 x man = 2 x hot

In fact, it could be expressed as this:

(n)P = (n)H

Where p = people, and h = hot.

Simple.

So does that mean that orgies are O(n) where n is the number of people involved?

*and by O(n) I mean Hotness is directly proportional to the number of people.
Nadkor
20-08-2007, 01:45
So does that mean that orgies are O(n) where n is the number of people involved?

*and by O(n) I mean Hotness is directly proportional to the number of people.

Yeah. See? Maths is fun. They should teach it like this in school.

I've also just realised that I have the brackets in the wrong place in mine. Should be n(P) = n(H), I think, but you probably knew what I meant.
Deus Malum
20-08-2007, 01:48
Yeah. See? Maths is fun. They should teach it like this in school.

I've also just realised that I have the brackets in the wrong place in mine. Should be n(P) = n(H), I think, but you probably knew what I meant.

Yup. Man this kind of math is so much more fun than, say, Calc 3...
Smunkeeville
20-08-2007, 03:02
I am a straight woman and I don't really like to think about/watch other people having sex. I would rather have sex than think about/watch other people have sex.
Dinaverg
20-08-2007, 03:17
I am a straight woman and I don't really like to think about/watch other people having sex. I would rather have sex than think about/watch other people have sex.

What if you thought of other people thinking of you having sex while you have sex...think?
Dinaverg
20-08-2007, 03:18
Yup. Man this kind of math is so much more fun than, say, Calc 3...

Ooh!, Let's do permutations next! :p
Ashmoria
20-08-2007, 03:29
straight woman.

i dont like gay porn. its just too set for men's taste.

but the most romantic pictures ive seen are those of men kissing. romantic gay pics are the best.
Skaladora
20-08-2007, 03:29
I <3 gay porn. Nuff said.
Smunkeeville
20-08-2007, 03:31
What if you thought of other people thinking of you having sex while you have sex...think?

I would rather just have sex.
Pantylvania
20-08-2007, 03:36
What if you thought of other people thinking of you having sex while you have sex...think?Let's test that. I'll think of Smunkeeville having sex. Then she goes off, has sex, comes back, and tells us what she thought of me thinking of her having sex while she was having sex.
Dinaverg
20-08-2007, 03:37
Let's test that. I'll think of Smunkeeville having sex. Then she goes off, has sex, comes back, and tells us what she thought of me thinking of her having sex while she was having sex.

Is that what I said? Okay, cool, try that.
Pantylvania
20-08-2007, 03:40
Is that what I said? Okay, cool, try that.Okay, just let me bring up some lesbian porn here so I can imagine that one of them is Smunkeeville.
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 03:40
Another one of those threads...

We all know that girl on girl action is pure ownage to all straight men (not so sure about actual lesbians but I assume it is the same).

But do straight/bi women or gay/bi men think the same about guy on guy action?

*poll coming*

edit: crap, forgot to add an option for people who are not part of the poll, if you really want to vote just vote for being a religious person.
I think it's only interesting with some good relationship patter beforehand or during. And a good soundtrack. Even some good sounds, like coughing or burping or something.
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 03:41
I'm straight, a woman, and think it's hot.

Helloooooooo, nurse.
:p
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 03:44
What if you thought of other people thinking of you having sex while you have sex...think?

You know what, you inspire me to a new thread. *bows*
Guess why. :D
Extreme Ironing
20-08-2007, 11:08
Either can be good, depending on mood, but I'd agree with some above posters: a lot of gay porn is not well produced which takes away the erotic nature of it.
Cabra West
20-08-2007, 11:58
Another one of those threads...

We all know that girl on girl action is pure ownage to all straight men (not so sure about actual lesbians but I assume it is the same).

But do straight/bi women or gay/bi men think the same about guy on guy action?

*poll coming*

edit: crap, forgot to add an option for people who are not part of the poll, if you really want to vote just vote for being a religious person.

What's not to like about it? I love it.
Peepelonia
20-08-2007, 12:17
Umm I wonder if you will find that most straight women get a little turned on by man on man action?

A while back I was at a party hosted by a gay male friend of mine, and at some stage it reached the point where the porn vids went on. I choose not to watch, and sat out in the garden instead chatting and drinking.

Most of the straight women, along with most of the gay men, where inside watching though.
Rasselas
20-08-2007, 12:48
I'm a woman, and yeah, I think it's hot.
Ulrichland
20-08-2007, 20:28
I`m a sraight male, though I do enkoy watching the occasional gay men porn.

It`s funny, just like most other porn.
Beidians
20-08-2007, 20:41
I think it's cool that women now can admit that they like gay(male) porn. I was talking to a lady who was selling calenders and she admitted she loves gay porn and alot more women like than people think. the key is finding good gay porn and not the crappy stuff. QAF(US) is pretty hot and is the closest thing to soft-core gay porn.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2007, 20:45
QAF(US) is pretty hot and is the closest thing to soft-core gay porn.

It has Gale Harold. I would watch it if it were the Homeshopping Channel.
Beidians
20-08-2007, 20:50
It has Gale Harold. I would watch it if it were the Homeshopping Channel.

It came on Showtime. I actually borrowed it from the DeKalb County Library.:D The first (sex) encounter between Brian & Justin was the hottest scene in the series in my opinion. Haven't seen the UK version.
Khadgar
20-08-2007, 21:07
straight woman.

i dont like gay porn. its just too set for men's taste.

but the most romantic pictures ive seen are those of men kissing. romantic gay pics are the best.

Gay porn videos are definitely made for guys. Now gay porn stories are often times more erotic and romantic and less, grunting and various fluids.
Small House-Plant
20-08-2007, 21:20
Most (straight) guys I know think it's bizarre that I like guy*guy stuff...
When I mention the fact that most straight men enjoy lesbian scenes, they look shocked: "But...but that's... normal! :eek:"
I don't see why the opposite isn't perfectly natural :rolleyes:
Tigrisar
20-08-2007, 21:58
I swear this forum's going down the pan lately with these topics..
Araraukar
20-08-2007, 22:16
I'll leave my own gender and and sexual preferences hidden, but it's damn hot. :D
Araraukar
20-08-2007, 22:18
When I mention the fact that most straight men enjoy lesbian scenes, they look shocked: "But...but that's... normal! :eek:"
I don't see why the opposite isn't perfectly natural :rolleyes:

Heh, of course it's natural. Straight guy egos just are soooo vulnerable... ;)
Bitchkitten
20-08-2007, 23:50
Two guys is so.....mmmmm....*heavy breathing* tries to think coherently....holy shit!

I am a total addict to some of those slash sites.
Mirkai
21-08-2007, 00:06
I love watching it, as long as it's real sex. I don't like actual porn movies, because it's all so fake.. the fake moaning, the cheesy scenarios, the lack of passion.

But when two people who are honestly interested in each other grab a camera and start filming.. then I find that really hot.
Ilie
21-08-2007, 02:35
I like seeing guys together, for the most part. I think it's sweet. <3
Ilie
21-08-2007, 02:36
Two guys is so.....mmmmm....*heavy breathing* tries to think coherently....holy shit!

I am a total addict to some of those slash sites.

Hmm, and which sites are this? :D