NationStates Jolt Archive


That's really uncool dude.

Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 21:40
What are some uncool things?

*wearing socks with your sandals
*making fun of people about something they can't control
*picking your nose in traffic
Greater Trostia
19-08-2007, 21:41
*wearing socks with your sandals
*making fun of people about something they can't control
*picking your nose in traffic

Jesus. I must be the antithesis of cool.
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 21:42
I should point out that i've made a habit to my wife and myself of pointing out how, at ANY given stoplight at either rush hour of the day, someone there is inspired to pick their nose. Every. Single. Time.
I'm thinking of doing a photo collage.


Uncool things ... hmmm. I don't seem to be have schooled in such matters. :p
[NS]Click Stand
19-08-2007, 21:44
wearing sunglasses at night...and writing songs about it.
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 21:46
Socks with sandals is perhaps the ultimate. I don't think you can top that.

If the socks are dirty white and have holes in them, and the sandals have really think velcro strips, and you're wearing bermuda shorts... oh for the love of God!

Tshirts with sweat stains under the armpits.
Men using skincare products. More weird than uncool, but you know, still a bit strange.
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 21:47
Socks with sandles is perhaps the ultimate. I don't think you can top that.I think that's an official British past-time...
[NS]Trilby63
19-08-2007, 21:47
Socks with sandals is perhaps the ultimate. I don't think you can top that.

Tshirts with sweat stains under the armpits.
Men using skincare products. More weird than uncool, but you know, still a bit strange.

The sock gap.

*nods*
Ifreann
19-08-2007, 21:49
I think that's an official British past-time...

I know an old man who does that all the time. While on a factory floor, where his feet could get crushed. Silly old man.
Greater Trostia
19-08-2007, 21:50
Hideously crappy foreign pop music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8aSUuzGKU).
Infinite Revolution
19-08-2007, 21:51
saying "yer ma" (or other variations) as an insult to recently orphaned kids. that happened a lot to one particular kid at my school. he was a prick, but still that's seriously uncool.
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 21:52
Trilby63;12979906']The sock gap.

*nods*

My penis is staggeringly vast!
Bottomboys
19-08-2007, 21:53
Hideously crappy foreign pop music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8aSUuzGKU).

Jesus Christ! what the hell was that?!
[NS]Trilby63
19-08-2007, 21:53
My penis is staggeringly vast!

*is confuzzled*
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 21:54
saying "yer ma" (or other variations) as an insult to recently orphaned kids. that happened a lot to one particular kid at my school. he was a prick, but still that's seriously uncool.

"Yer ma" in general is getting really, really old. It might be fun for twelve year olds, but for the rest of us... yawn.
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 21:55
Socks with sandals is perhaps the ultimate. I don't think you can top that.

I already do that.

And, that sounds like a challenge! :D
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 21:56
Trilby63;12979932']*is confuzzled*
You know of "the sock gap", but you don't know that line? It was when they were furniture shopping. Great episode. :)
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 21:58
Socks with sandals is perhaps the ultimate. I don't think you can top that.

Tshirts with sweat stains under the armpits.
Men using skincare products. More weird than uncool, but you know, still a bit strange.

nothing wrong with maintaining the oil levels in your skin
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 21:59
My penis is staggeringly vast!

uhm......well shizzle
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 22:04
I already do that.

And, that sounds like a challenge! :D

I have a post near the start of the thread. The conditions are listed there (I have expanded on the socks-and-sandals with some even worse conditions). You must dine at a classy cafe surrounded by yuppies. I am watching you, Brevious. Go, and may the spirits guide you on your challenge!
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 22:04
Damn if i don't have to "rethink" my "subversive cultural references".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 22:05
nothing wrong with maintaining the oil levels in your skin

I used to be a cook at KFC. Don't remind me about oil levels.
Myrmidonisia
19-08-2007, 22:06
Socks with sandals is perhaps the ultimate. I don't think you can top that.

How about black socks with shorts and sneakers? Or worse, shorts with dress shoes and black socks?

Or boat shoes with socks?

I think there are a lot of uncool ways to dress your feet...
Mooseica
19-08-2007, 22:06
Hideously crappy foreign pop music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8aSUuzGKU).

Whoooaaaa... never watch this on two days of no sleep. It's almost... hypnotising. By the grace of God I managed to escape its evil lure.

My penis is staggeringly vast!

Well, I am the manager here, so my penis is like an enormous train.

I gotcha :D
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 22:06
I have a post near the start of the thread. The conditions are listed there (I have expanded on the socks-and-sandals with some even worse conditions). You must dine at a classy cafe surrounded by yuppies. I am watching you, Brevious. Go, and may the spirits guide you on your challenge!

I'm already wearing my "Organ Donor" shirt that has one of the scooping utensils featured on it, and some script in Deutsch on the back. And no undies.

... i live in Alaska, and i suspect i'm gonna have some problems finding a "classy cafe" in which to dine that doesn't have muktuk as a featured cuisine.
:)

But i'll try, oh i'll try ... to carrrrrrrrrrrrry on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adVB7tamdWI
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 22:07
I used to be a cook at KFC. Don't remind me about oil levels.

lol


i was thinking of a different kind of oil
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 22:08
Hideously crappy foreign pop music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8aSUuzGKU).

All pop music is hideous crap. The only true music is METAL!

And not MTV metal. The true stuff: Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Slayer... ooh, goosebumps.

You never see Slayer on stage with socks and sandals, now do you?

:D
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 22:09
Counting drinks. And my penis is often used as a stand in for nearly ever porno...ever....
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 22:12
Well, I am the manager here, so my penis is like an enormous train.

I gotcha :DAh, a Drawn Together reference, eh? Sweeeet. :D
http://www.cartoonsforgrownups.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/drawn-together.jpg
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 22:13
I'm already wearing my "Organ Donor" shirt that has one of the scooping utensils featured on it, and some script in Deutsch on the back. And no undies.

... i live in Alaska, and i suspect i'm gonna have some problems finding a "classy cafe" in which to dine that doesn't have muktuk as a featured cuisine.
:)

But i'll try, oh i'll try ... to carrrrrrrrrrrrry on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adVB7tamdWI

Brevious, the spirits only ask that you try. As long as they can see that you're trying to be as uncool as possible... and you seem pretty close :cool: ... then you have completed the challenge.

"Organ Donor" shirt? You are hardcore uncool! :p
Seangoli
19-08-2007, 22:16
Hideously crappy foreign pop music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8aSUuzGKU).

How about absolutely hilarious foreign pop music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y

Note the mullet. And thin porn starrish mustache.

Yup.
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 22:20
You know of "the sock gap", but you don't know that line? It was when they were furniture shopping. Great episode. :)
Captain Subtext? Watch out or he'll remove your penis a segment at a time with his special penis guillotine...:eek:
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 22:22
Counting drinks. And my penis is often used as a stand in for nearly ever porno...ever....

i thought it looked familiar :p
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 22:27
Brevious, the spirits only ask that you try. As long as they can see that you're trying to be as uncool as possible... and you seem pretty close :cool: ... then you have completed the challenge.

"Organ Donor" shirt? You are hardcore uncool! :p

As uncool goes, i usually wear my Puscifer shirt around Sundays (the false Sabbath, of course), and, of course, my bright yellow "Talk Nerdy to Me" shirt (props to Kari Byron)

Could be habit, could be conscious .... i dunno.
:)
Extreme Ironing
19-08-2007, 22:29
Being unduly arrogant or patronising.
Listening to music louder than necessary.
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 22:29
Captain Subtext? Watch out or he'll remove your penis a segment at a time with his special penis guillotine...:eek:

See, THAT's what i'm talkin' 'bout.
*bows*
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 22:41
See, THAT's what i'm talkin' 'bout.
*bows*
Currently downloading every episode evar. Such an awesome spectacle :D
The Brevious
19-08-2007, 22:44
Currently downloading every episode evar. Such an awesome spectacle :D

Why, oh why, did Jeff ever take such a long vacation? WHY?!?
Lunatic Goofballs
19-08-2007, 22:51
Country-western attire. I'm talking about the cowboy hats, the uncomfortable western boots, giant belt buckles, etc. What an obscenely uncreative costume. Yet when someone walks down the street dressed like a pirate, viking, jedi knight, medieval knight or Batman, people laugh at him. Well, at least they're trying!

Dammit! :mad:
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 22:54
Country-western attire. I'm talking about the cowboy hats, the uncomfortable western boots, giant belt buckles, etc. What an obscenely uncreative costume. Yet when someone walks down the street dressed like a pirate, viking, jedi knight, medieval knight or Batman, people laugh at him. Well, at least they're trying!

Dammit! :mad:


hey now hater


there's nothing wrong with a good ol' fashion cowboy
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 22:56
I'll say, where I'm from that just happens to be most peoples work attire.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 22:57
I'll say, where I'm from that just happens to be most peoples work attire.

work attire?


where are you from?
Lunatic Goofballs
19-08-2007, 23:00
hey now hater


there's nothing wrong with a good ol' fashion cowboy

Oh, I agree. But that has as much to do with dorky looking country-western attire as crimefighting does with a little kid wearing batman underoos. :p
Isidoor
19-08-2007, 23:01
work attire?


where are you from?

from hell of course.

but I'll have to agree on the uncoolness of cowboy clothes. At least when it's worn here (in Europe). In my village there is a group of people who dance like and dress like cowboys and -girls. It's hilarious.
Personally I think that t-shirts with any combination of wolves/motorcycles/eagles and monster trucks are quite uncool, but everything can probably be cool sometimes and uncool in other circumstances.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:03
Oh, I agree. But that has as much to do with dorky looking country-western attire as crimefighting does with a little kid wearing batman underoos. :p


good god, any chance you can get to talk about little kids and their underwear, i swear!



pervert! :eek:
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:04
from hell of course.

but I'll have to agree on the uncoolness of cowboy clothes. At least when it's worn here (in Europe). In my village there is a group of people who dance like and dress like cowboys and -girls. It's hilarious.
Personally I think that t-shirts with any combination of wolves/motorcycles/eagles and monster trucks are quite uncool, but everything can probably be cool sometimes and uncool in other circumstances.

LMAO

well in europe, yeah i think i'll agree with you


but over here in the states, more specifically the South, i think it's almost appropriate

and when on the right body, quite HAWT
Lunatic Goofballs
19-08-2007, 23:08
good god, any chance you can get to talk about little kids and their underwear, i swear!



pervert! :eek:

I can't help it; I was touched by Mark Foley as a child. :(
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 23:09
from hell of course.

but I'll have to agree on the uncoolness of cowboy clothes. At least when it's worn here (in Europe). In my village there is a group of people who dance like and dress like cowboys and -girls. It's hilarious.
Personally I think that t-shirts with any combination of wolves/motorcycles/eagles and monster trucks are quite uncool, but everything can probably be cool sometimes and uncool in other circumstances.

You should see my favourite Metallica Tshirt. For those who know of their early stuff, the front of the shirt has the "Kill 'em All" album cover (hammer covered in blood), and the back of the shirt has their "Ride The Lightning" album cover (electric chair floating in a thunderstorm). I wear it to university, its totally tasteless and its the best hippie repellent going around. Fun times!
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:10
I can't help it; I was touched by Mark Foley as a child. :(

oh, we all were


i've learned to repress such feelings however by touching others


it comforts me :D


Someday, i wanna be a politician too so I can touch MILLIONS!
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:12
you thought i was being perverted, didn't you? You dirty dirty mind!
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 23:15
from hell of course.

but I'll have to agree on the uncoolness of cowboy clothes. At least when it's worn here (in Europe). In my village there is a group of people who dance like and dress like cowboys and -girls. It's hilarious.
Personally I think that t-shirts with any combination of wolves/motorcycles/eagles and monster trucks are quite uncool, but everything can probably be cool sometimes and uncool in other circumstances.

Yea, in Europe it's totally uncool. But in Alberta it's uncool if you don't own at least one pair of boots, a cowboy hat, and at least 4 belt buckles.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:17
Yea, in Europe it's totally uncool. But in Alberta it's uncool if you don't own at least one pair of boots, a cowboy hat, and at least 4 belt buckles.

i didn't realize canadians favored the cowboy look
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 23:22
Not Canada, just Alberta, which is home to two kinds of people: Cowboys and Roughnecks. Anything else moves to Montreal where they proceed to live a miserable existance because they denied their own common sense to get a well paying job when they had a chance.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-08-2007, 23:22
i didn't realize canadians favored the cowboy look

You'd think they'd like Eskimos or Vikings. *nod*
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 23:24
You'd think they'd like Eskimos or Vikings. *nod*

Vikings are Manitoba. Eskimos may have blown it, but at least their not Calgary.
Isidoor
19-08-2007, 23:26
You should see my favourite Metallica Tshirt. For those who know of their early stuff, the front of the shirt has the "Kill 'em All" album cover (hammer covered in blood), and the back of the shirt has their "Ride The Lightning" album cover (electric chair floating in a thunderstorm). I wear it to university, its totally tasteless and its the best hippie repellent going around. Fun times!

I can imagine :p. What's cool/uncool also depends a lot on personal preferences, there's no universal standard of coolness.
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 23:27
I can imagine :p. What's cool/uncool also depends a lot on personal preferences, there's no universal standard of coolness.

Psh, totally uncool...
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:28
I can imagine :p. What's cool/uncool also depends a lot on personal preferences, there's no universal standard of coolness.

i think Dubya breaks the barrier on that one
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:30
No wait, i got a better one!


Peeling skin!


now THAT'S uncool
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 23:35
You should see my favourite Metallica Tshirt. For those who know of their early stuff, the front of the shirt has the "Kill 'em All" album cover (hammer covered in blood), and the back of the shirt has their "Ride The Lightning" album cover (electric chair floating in a thunderstorm). I wear it to university, its totally tasteless and its the best hippie repellent going around. Fun times!
Fuck off, that's a proper cool tee! I've got just the Ride t-shirt, it's my favourite band tee. I mean, technically it's not cool in a fashionable sense but fuck 'em all, it's an awesome band in their best period. Top marks Pez!
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 23:35
No wait, i got a better one!


Peeling skin!


now THAT'S uncool
Damn right, it's ruining my awesome tan :(
Lacadaemon
19-08-2007, 23:36
Black shoes with a lounge suit.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:39
Damn right, it's ruining my awesome tan :(

mine too


it's not enough that the pain of the burning and the itching of the peeling had to torture me, now i'm losing what i worked SO HARD for!


By the way, you owe me a pic in the other thread :mad:
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 23:43
mine too


it's not enough that the pain of the burning and the itching of the peeling had to torture me, now i'm losing what i worked SO HARD for!


By the way, you owe me a pic in the other thread :mad:
Ha, not bloody likely. I don't need total strangers telling me I look gay :p
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:44
Ha, not bloody likely. I don't need total strangers telling me I look gay :p

awwwwwwwww

it'll be fun! like being outed all over again! :eek:
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 23:48
Damn right, it's ruining my awesome tan :(

Totally, pale people, uncool.
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 23:49
Fuck off, that's a proper cool tee! I've got just the Ride t-shirt, it's my favourite band tee. I mean, technically it's not cool in a fashionable sense but fuck 'em all, it's an awesome band in their best period. Top marks Pez!

That's the response I was hoping for! My mates love the shirt and when they saw it the first time they kept commenting on it. I hope there are a few more metalheads lurking here, if so, come on out and post! Top marks also for those who have shirts with Motorhead's Snagglepuss, Iron Maiden's Eddie (in Redcoat outfit, from "The Trooper") and Slayer's pentogram and eagle design.

Sure its not "fashionable" but as you said, "fuck 'em all!" People have been wearing those shirts for over 20 years and they still look good!
Saige Dragon
19-08-2007, 23:51
That's the response I was hoping for! My mates love the shirt and when they saw it the first time they kept commenting on it. I hope there are a few more metalheads lurking here, if so, come on out and post! Top marks also for those who have shirts with Motorhead's Snagglepuss, Iron Maiden's Eddie (in Redcoat outfit, from "The Trooper") and Slayer's pentogram and eagle design.

Sure its not "fashionable" but as you said, "fuck 'em all!" People have been wearing those shirts for over 20 years and they still look good!

Damn rights, got me a Snaggletooth, and The Trooper is on my wall right beside me.

EDIT: And Overkill (Motorhead) is playing. Flashes devil horns.
Hydesland
19-08-2007, 23:51
Any person older then 35 trying to be cool.
Isidoor
19-08-2007, 23:51
I hope there are a few more metalheads lurking here, if so, come on out and post!

It's the Internet, of course there are metalheads lurking here...
Trinitaglia
19-08-2007, 23:51
Very loud car stereos are really not cool at all.
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 23:51
Very loud car stereos are really not cool at all.

When they're playing hip-hop.

Barf.

They should all play "Alter of Sacrifice". The most underrated song from Reign In Blood.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:56
When they're playing hip-hop.

Barf.

They should all play "Alter of Sacrifice". The most underrated song from Reign In Blood.

hater
The Tribes Of Longton
19-08-2007, 23:58
That's the response I was hoping for! My mates love the shirt and when they saw it the first time they kept commenting on it. I hope there are a few more metalheads lurking here, if so, come on out and post! Top marks also for those who have shirts with Motorhead's Snagglepuss, Iron Maiden's Eddie (in Redcoat outfit, from "The Trooper") and Slayer's pentogram and eagle design.

Sure its not "fashionable" but as you said, "fuck 'em all!" People have been wearing those shirts for over 20 years and they still look good!
Fuckin A mate, I've only got three metal t-shirts but the others are another 'tallica tee and a really old Live After Death shirt with "Wherever you are, Iron Maiden's gonna get you!" written on the back. Sad thing was, when Maiden t-shirts were cool for a bit I actually fitted in with the trendy numpties with no musical taste :eek: I really want the Anthrax pentagram on a tee next...
Hydesland
19-08-2007, 23:59
Oh yeah also, 90% of white people.
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:00
Oh yeah also, 90% of white people.

oh, i got one


the British
The blessed Chris
20-08-2007, 00:00
Fuckin A mate, I've only got three metal t-shirts but the others are another 'tallica tee and a really old Live After Death shirt with "Wherever you are, Iron Maiden's gonna get you!" written on the back. Sad thing was, when Maiden t-shirts were cool for a bit I actually fitted in with the trendy numpties with no musical taste :eek: I really want the Anthrax pentagram on a tee next...

erm... I have a skinny fit Smiths t-shirt if that counts!:p
Pezalia
20-08-2007, 00:02
Fuckin A mate, I've only got three metal t-shirts but the others are another 'tallica tee and a really old Live After Death shirt with "Wherever you are, Iron Maiden's gonna get you!" written on the back. Sad thing was, when Maiden t-shirts were cool for a bit I actually fitted in with the trendy numpties with no musical taste :eek: I really want the Anthrax pentagram on a tee next...

Its the same sad thing with Metallica. All these emo kids walking around with Metallica shirts to look tough when all they've heard is St. Anger and "Nothing Else Matters". And they're the crappy new shirts, not the old ones with Metallica written with the fish hook design on the "M" and the "A".

Iron Maiden are uncool now in the mainstream, and Eddie always looks angry enough that the trendy kids stay away.

Pentagrams are always uncool in the mainstream, and that's how it should be!

:D
Hydesland
20-08-2007, 00:03
oh, i got one


the British

Nu-uh! Thats where the 10% of white people which are cool come from.

/jk
The Tribes Of Longton
20-08-2007, 00:04
erm... I have a skinny fit Smiths t-shirt if that counts!:p
Sorry, I hate Morrisey. Also, whoever said the British are uncool...how little you know. :p
Pezalia
20-08-2007, 00:05
erm... I have a skinny fit Smiths t-shirt if that counts!:p

No. Not even close.
Saige Dragon
20-08-2007, 00:06
Sorry, I hate Morrisey. Also, whoever said the British are uncool...how little you know. :p

Exactly, cause that's where the Earth opened up and Lemmy stepped out and said,"Let there be metal...and naked women."
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:06
Nu-uh! Thats where the 10% of white people which are cool come from.

/jk

LOL


hmmmmmm, you may have a point



you what really grinds my gears (GO FAMILY GUY!!!!!!)?

Republicans
Hydesland
20-08-2007, 00:08
Exactly, cause that's where the Earth opened up and Lemmy stepped out and said,"Let there be metal...and naked women."

And pretty much every other type of rock since the 60's.
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:10
Exactly, cause that's where the Earth opened up and Lemmy stepped out and said,"Let there be metal...and naked women."

what part of the bible was that in?


i probably skimmed over it

:cool:
Saige Dragon
20-08-2007, 00:11
what part of the bible was that in?


i probably skimmed over it

:cool:

No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith.
Central Prestonia
20-08-2007, 00:15
For me, it would have to be people who act like assholes to others as a way of life. Seriously, grow up, grow a brain, and stop justifying yourself by being a prick to others. This applies tenfold to those who act like assholes to their girlfriends/wives. Completely uncool.

Other things I find uncool:
People who relentlessly follow the "in" fashion rather than dressing for comfort. Be yourself, don't wear something just because it's cool.
Self-Haters. Seriously, learn to like yourself, have confidence. It isn't that hard.
Racists. Take your hate speech off this planet, Earth has enough problems as it is. These are the people I wish aliens would abduct.
People who wear Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, sandals, and anything else that screams tourist.
These Darwin Award-winning idiots who hold up traffic on a busy street in rush hour to take pictures of palm trees. They have postcards of them people. Much better option than making me pissed off and late for work.

Sorry for ranting, just wanted to explain why I find the above things uncool.
Pezalia
20-08-2007, 00:16
For me, it would have to be people who act like assholes to others as a way of life. Seriously, grow up, grow a brain, and stop justifying yourself by being a prick to others. This applies tenfold to those who act like assholes to their girlfriends/wives. Completely uncool.

Other things I find uncool:
People who relentlessly follow the "in" fashion rather than dressing for comfort. Be yourself, don't wear something just because it's cool.
Self-Haters. Seriously, learn to like yourself, have confidence. It isn't that hard.
Racists. Take your hate speech off this planet, Earth has enough problems as it is. These are the people I wish aliens would abduct.
People who wear Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, sandals, and anything else that screams tourist.
These Darwin Award-winning idiots who hold up traffic on a busy street in rush hour to take pictures of palm trees. They have postcards of them people. Much better option than making me pissed off and late for work.

Sorry for ranting, just wanted to explain why I find the above things uncool.

You've pretty much summed it up there.
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:17
For me, it would have to be people who act like assholes to others as a way of life. Seriously, grow up, grow a brain, and stop justifying yourself by being a prick to others. This applies tenfold to those who act like assholes to their girlfriends/wives. Completely uncool.

Other things I find uncool:
People who relentlessly follow the "in" fashion rather than dressing for comfort. Be yourself, don't wear something just because it's cool.
Self-Haters. Seriously, learn to like yourself, have confidence. It isn't that hard.
Racists. Take your hate speech off this planet, Earth has enough problems as it is. These are the people I wish aliens would abduct.
People who wear Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, sandals, and anything else that screams tourist.
These Darwin Award-winning idiots who hold up traffic on a busy street in rush hour to take pictures of palm trees. They have postcards of them people. Much better option than making me pissed off and late for work.

Sorry for ranting, just wanted to explain why I find the above things uncool.

me likes the tourists :)
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:24
For me, it would have to be people who act like assholes to others as a way of life. Seriously, grow up, grow a brain, and stop justifying yourself by being a prick to others. This applies tenfold to those who act like assholes to their girlfriends/wives. Completely uncool.

Other things I find uncool:
People who relentlessly follow the "in" fashion rather than dressing for comfort. Be yourself, don't wear something just because it's cool.
Self-Haters. Seriously, learn to like yourself, have confidence. It isn't that hard.
Racists. Take your hate speech off this planet, Earth has enough problems as it is. These are the people I wish aliens would abduct.
People who wear Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, sandals, and anything else that screams tourist.
These Darwin Award-winning idiots who hold up traffic on a busy street in rush hour to take pictures of palm trees. They have postcards of them people. Much better option than making me pissed off and late for work.

Sorry for ranting, just wanted to explain why I find the above things uncool.

and i'll tell you what, if i ever go to Florida for vacation (i've been on business but not for pleasure), then i will be one of those asshole tourists who pulls over on the side of the interstate during rushhour just to take a pic of one of the queen anne's with the ocean as a backdrop.

and i'm damn proud of that :)
German Nightmare
20-08-2007, 00:31
Exactly, cause that's where the Earth opened up and Lemmy stepped out and said,"Let there be metal...and naked women."
Ah... I see you're quoting Reverend Kilmister of the Holy Church of Motörhead. Well done!
Saige Dragon
20-08-2007, 00:34
Ah... I see you're quoting Reverend Kilmister of the Holy Church of Motörhead. Well done!

I'm one of the converted and leader of his holyness' Alberta sect. You?
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 00:37
what part of the bible was that in?


i probably skimmed over it

:cool:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/judges/god_refuses_to_save_israel/jg10_06.html
German Nightmare
20-08-2007, 00:46
I'm one of the converted and leader of his holyness' Alberta sect. You?
I hail from the center of the center of Europe (the middle of Germany).
I enjoy preaching metal to those who want to listen - but even more so I love preaching it to those (my neighbors) who don't. :D
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Metalparty.gif
Saige Dragon
20-08-2007, 00:49
I hail from the center of the center of Europe (the middle of Germany).
I enjoy preaching metal to those who want to listen - but even more so I love preaching it to those (my neighbors) who don't. :D
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Metalparty.gif

Word. Did you make it to Wacken this year?
German Nightmare
20-08-2007, 01:00
Word. Did you make it to Wacken this year?
Nope. Couldn't make it... Now that is uncool!
Saige Dragon
20-08-2007, 01:03
Nope. Couldn't make it... Now that is uncool!

I know how uncool you feel, I couldn't either. Next year though, Maiden (which if my hunch is right, Motorhead too). And Lordi.:)
Old Tacoma
20-08-2007, 01:16
Country-western attire. I'm talking about the cowboy hats, the uncomfortable western boots, giant belt buckles, etc. What an obscenely uncreative costume. Yet when someone walks down the street dressed like a pirate, viking, jedi knight, medieval knight or Batman, people laugh at him. Well, at least they're trying!

Dammit! :mad:

Now when you say laughing at him you mean you. Am I wrong?
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2007, 01:18
Now when you say laughing at him you mean you. Am I wrong?

Me? A grown man dressing up in costume??? Hah!

:p
Anti-Social Darwinism
20-08-2007, 07:04
Standing right on top of something that needs doing and pointing it out to another person, who happens to be in the middle of something else, and telling them to tend to it. The is very not cool.
MrWho
20-08-2007, 07:18
People who want you to wear pants above the hips. My dad keeps trying to make me do it, but my pants are already short enough as it is. Whenever I sit down, the bottom is already 5-6 inches above my ankle.
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 07:19
Standing right on top of something that needs doing and pointing it out to another person, who happens to be in the middle of something else, and telling them to tend to it. The is very not cool.
http://www.happygrrls.com/howto/excelatwork.jpg
IL Ruffino
20-08-2007, 08:22
OMG it's a culture debate!

*flees*
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 08:23
OMG it's a culture debate!

*flees*
Speaking of culture ...
I used your likeness in a thread about camel sex. I hope you don't take umbrage to that.
Exumer
20-08-2007, 08:26
People who want you to wear pants above the hips. My dad keeps trying to make me do it, but my pants are already short enough as it is. Whenever I sit down, the bottom is already 5-6 inches above my ankle.

If you like wearing pants below the belt line so much then why don't you start wearing a clown suit. It should be mandatory for everyone to wear a blue button down shirt, a necktie, and khaki pants!
IL Ruffino
20-08-2007, 09:16
Speaking of culture ...
I used your likeness in a thread about camel sex. I hope you don't take umbrage to that.

Why would I? ;)