NationStates Jolt Archive


Straight women and naked men.

Oklatex
18-08-2007, 21:17
It is just about a given that straight men enjoy looking at pictures of naked women. The question is, do straight women enjoy looking at pictures of naked men? I'm not talking about porn here but nude pictures.

Also, have you ever or would you ever go nude in public if you could like on a clothing optional public beach?
Egg and chips
18-08-2007, 21:29
yay! I got first vote in! 100% of respondents like naked women at this point!
Zilam
18-08-2007, 21:32
Hmm, old man, I think you are just looking for a bit of NS naughtiness to get off on:p
Chumblywumbly
18-08-2007, 21:34
Me likes lookin at teh boobs.

And if you haven't skinny-dipped in the North Sea (hypothermia in under 20 mins!), you haven't lived.
Rejistania
18-08-2007, 21:34
I like to see naked men, big deal, eh? However at the moment, I would not search for these pictures since that is like cheating on my wonderful future husband!
Smunkeeville
18-08-2007, 21:39
I like looking at hubby naked, and clothed, and when he's sleeping, and when he is sick, and when he is well, and when he is watching T.V. and when he is working on the car........and all the time, and he is like "what are you doing?!" and I am like "looking at you" and he is like "stop staring at me!"

other than that, it's meh. I don't really care to see other men, especially naked, it's boring.

Women are auditory, men are visual. I read that somewhere, don't know if it's true.
Extreme Ironing
18-08-2007, 21:39
I enjoy both men and women, but generally I'd say naked women are better to look at. Somehow more aesthetically pleasing.
Chumblywumbly
18-08-2007, 21:40
I enjoy both men and women, but generally I'd say naked women are better to look at. Somehow more aesthetically pleasing.
The curves.

*nods*

This is another on of them "well, duhh" threads...
Raistlins Apprentice
18-08-2007, 21:45
I'm a bisexual female.
....
Which option do I use????

Heh, no, don't really like pictures of naked men. Not much of one for pictures of naked women either.
Slainte Veagh
18-08-2007, 22:00
And if you haven't skinny-dipped in the North Sea (hypothermia in under 20 mins!), you haven't lived.

Does Loch Ness count?
Chumblywumbly
18-08-2007, 22:01
Does Loch Ness count?
Aye.

It's bloody cold too.
Maraque
18-08-2007, 22:03
I love looking at my fiance sans clothes. He's damn good lookin' ;)
Redwulf
18-08-2007, 23:05
I like to see naked men, big deal, eh? However at the moment, I would not search for these pictures since that is like cheating on my wonderful future husband!

In the same way that playing Nationstates is like being elected president.
Port Arcana
18-08-2007, 23:08
Lol, so far no one has voted straight male + does not enjoy pics of naked women. :p
Smunkeeville
18-08-2007, 23:09
In the same way that playing Nationstates is like being elected president.

cheating rules are defined within the relationship, what may have been cheating in a former relationship is not in my current one and what was not considered cheating in a former relationship is considered cheating in my current one.
Pure Metal
18-08-2007, 23:16
Women are auditory, men are visual. I read that somewhere, don't know if it's true.

i don't know either, but from my experience i'd say there's certainly some good truth behind it. (straight) men seem to care more about looks and get aroused more from visual things than women tend to.

i like seeing ladies naked, and in various other states of dress. its certainly all very visual for me.
IL Ruffino
18-08-2007, 23:24
I do not like the poll.
Infinite Revolution
18-08-2007, 23:31
i'm bi and i like pictures of both.
Fassigen
18-08-2007, 23:36
Interesting that the poll - despite having room for it - doesn't allow gay people to "enjoy" (whatever that means) naked pictures of the opposite sex.

Ever heard of the arts, Oklatex? Of course you haven't.
Zilam
18-08-2007, 23:45
Interesting that the poll - despite having room for it - doesn't allow gay people to "enjoy" (whatever that means) naked pictures of the opposite sex.

Ever heard of the arts, Oklatex? Of course you haven't.

With due respect, the title says "straight women and naked men". What else would you expect?
Smunkeeville
18-08-2007, 23:49
Interesting that the poll - despite having room for it - doesn't allow gay people to "enjoy" (whatever that means) naked pictures of the opposite sex.
persecution complex much?

Ever heard of the arts, Oklatex? Of course you haven't.

we dun't hab dem dare facy artz in Oklahoma.
Batherick
19-08-2007, 00:01
Women are auditory, men are visual. I read that somewhere, don't know if it's true.
Sooo...
You like listening to naked men? :D
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:01
With due respect, the title says "straight women and naked men". What else would you expect?

I would have expected a poll just for straight women, but since the poll did include straight men and gave them the same options as straight women, but did not give gay people the same options - "how could gay people enjoy the naked bodies of the opposite sex? It's not like the arts are wrought with successful gay painters, photographers and sculptors, or anything" - it does seem like quite the poor poll. In the latter respect, though, I guess you're right that I could not have expected anything else. Doesn't mean the ruler should leave the knuckles unscathed.

persecution complex much?

Straw man, much?

we dun't hab dem dare facy artz in Oklahoma.

While I recognise your attempt at mocking, it backfires on you due to its sad verisimilitude.
Parcoo
19-08-2007, 00:03
Newsflash, boys: when women see attractive men, they do NOT picture them naked. No offense, but you aren't exactly eye candy when in the buff...
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:03
Newsflash, boys: when women see attractive men, they do NOT picture them naked. No offense, but you aren't exactly eye candy when in the buff...

Offence meant, but you don't get to speak for all women.
Parcoo
19-08-2007, 00:07
Offence meant, but you don't get to speak for all women.

Fine, fine, I'll edit: 90% of the time.
Flatus Minor
19-08-2007, 00:07
Newsflash, boys: when women see attractive men, they do NOT picture them naked. No offense, but you aren't exactly eye candy when in the buff...

Newsflash, Parcoo: Your opinion is not representative of all women. I've heard many say they enjoy seeing male nudes, even if it is just seeing certain men naked.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 00:09
While I recognise your attempt at mocking, it backfires on you due to its sad verisimilitude.

recognize is spelled with a z.

and :P truth is in the eye of the beholder.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:10
recognize is spelled with a z.

No it isn't, and it's spelt "spelt". You see, I speak English, not some sort of colonial pidgin.

and :P truth is in the eye of the beholder.

Thing is, though, Oklahoma doesn't have much to behold.
Rasselas
19-08-2007, 00:12
Fine, fine, I'll edit: 90% of the time.
Based on stories from my female friends, the majority prefer their boyfriends naked. I try to steal my boyfriends clothes when he's getting changed. Naked is better :p
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:13
Newsflash, boys: when women see attractive men, they do NOT picture them naked. No offense, but you aren't exactly eye candy when in the buff...

i couldn't disagree with you more
Parcoo
19-08-2007, 00:15
I've heard many say they enjoy seeing male nudes, even if it is just seeing certain men naked.

Oh, of course, I fully agree. Perhaps a better way to have stated it would've been: one of the most interesting differences between men and women is that men often... mentally declothe attractive females. That is almost NEVER the case with a woman interested in a male.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:15
Fine, fine, I'll edit: 90% of the time.

I impugn your statistics, and am amazed by the ability of your sphincter to pass them.
Khadgar
19-08-2007, 00:16
No it isn't, and it's spelt "spelt". You see, I speak English, not some sort of colonial pidgin.



Thing is, though, Oklahoma doesn't have much to behold.

Original English it was spelled with a Z. S is a Europeon thing.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:19
No it isn't, and it's spelt "spelt". You see, I speak English, not some sort of colonial pidgin.



Thing is, though, Oklahoma doesn't have much to behold.


come now Fassigen, i'm a big fan of you, but don't you think you're being just a tad bit mean?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:22
S is a Europeon [sic!] thing.

And thus the correct thing, since English is a European language.

come now Fassigen, i'm a big fan of you, but don't you think you're being just a tad bit mean?

Aww, so kind of you to notice, sweety.
Parcoo
19-08-2007, 00:23
Protest all you want, but that's the response I've gotten in EVERY conversation about the topic I've ever had {for some odd reason I've been in a lot of them}, and that's at a university infamous for its promiscuous liberals...
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:25
Protest all you want, but that's the response I've gotten in EVERY conversation about the topic I've ever had {for some odd reason I've been in a lot of them}, and that's at a university infamous for its promiscuous liberals...

Well, who can argue with such anecdotal truthiness?
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 00:26
No it isn't, and it's spelt "spelt". You see, I speak English, not some sort of colonial pidgin.
My colonial pidgin is fine. You are just PMSing this evening.
Thing is, though, Oklahoma doesn't have much to behold.
You haven't been here I assume.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:28
My colonial pidgin is fine. You are just PMSing this evening.

No doubt it passes in your neck. This evening?

You haven't been here I assume.

It's not called fly-over-country for nothing. *shudders still when recollecting the connection through Will Rogers*
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:30
No doubt it passes in your neck. This evening?



It's not called fly-over-country for nothing. *shudders still when recollecting the connection through Will Rogers*

i think we've lost the point guys


NAKED WOMEN AND NAKED MEN!!!!!!!!!


now personally, that puts me in a good mood :p
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 00:32
No doubt it passes in your neck.
you would be surprised the bastardization of grammar that passes round here.

This evening?
;)


It's not called fly-over-country for nothing.
There is a reason, it's called ignorance.


*shudders still when recollecting the connection through Will Rogers*
I feel the same way about my layover at DFW.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 00:32
i think we've lost the point guys


NAKED WOMEN AND NAKED MEN!!!!!!!!!


now personally, that puts me in a good mood :p

oh, let us spar for a bit. It's fun, and it keeps him entertained.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:32
I feel the same way about my layover at DFW.



you don't like DFW?


what's wrong with the metroplex?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:36
you would be surprised the bastardization of grammar that passes round here.

No, I would not.

There is a reason, it's called ignorance.

Blissfully wilful.

I feel the same way about my layover at DFW.

Does DFW have the same awful 60s "architecture"?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:41
i think we've lost the point guys

NAKED WOMEN AND NAKED MEN!!!!!!!!!

This thread is about naked men, not naked women. And since even non-pornographic nudity has been judged by the puritanically Anglophone-dominated moderation staff to hurt the fragile minds of their children (never mind that the children of cultures such as mine seem to be much more resilient) because the human body is deemed ugly and shameful, there isn't much one can do with this thread.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:43
This thread is about naked men, not naked women. And since even non-pornographic nudity has been judged by the puritanically Anglophone-dominated moderation staff to hurt the fragile minds of their children (never mind that the children of cultures such as mine seem to be much more resilient) because the human body is deemed ugly and shameful, there isn't much one can do with this thread.

:(
Similization
19-08-2007, 00:47
I think the visual/non-visual thing with men and women is learned behaviour. It's never really been acceptable anywhere for women to drool over hot naked guys, yet as far as I'm aware, no stimuli response studies shows any difference between how men and women react. So.. really girls, I'm sorry to say, but I think you're just repressed.

Personally I enjoy both.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:48
:(

I'm surprised they haven't edited "naked" out if the title and replaced it with something like "lewd" or "disrobed" or "unclad".
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:50
I'm surprised they haven't edited "naked" out if the title and replaced it with something like "lewd" or "disrobed" or "unclad".

i thought they only edited offensive material?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 00:51
i thought they only edited offensive material?

Material they deem offensive. Since "vagina" or "penis" (*gasp*) are a no-no in the titles, naked doesn't seem much safer.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 00:54
Material they deem offensive. Since "vagina" or "penis" (*gasp*) are a no-no in the titles, naked doesn't seem much safer.

now that's just your european, atheistic, liberal-socialism talking
Bodies Without Organs
19-08-2007, 00:55
My colonial pidgin is fine.

Look, I took the liberty of examining that colonial pidgin when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
Bodies Without Organs
19-08-2007, 00:59
I'm surprised they haven't edited "naked" out if the title and replaced it with something like "lewd" or "disrobed" or "unclad".

I seem to recall that images of the statue of David are acceptable, but posting pictures of some randomer's John Thomas aren't.

If nothing else I find it somewhat irksome that a site operated in the UK and owned by an Australian resorts to using American standards to describe what is or isn't acceptable.

'PG-13? Is that some kind of weapon?'
Flatus Minor
19-08-2007, 00:59
Look, I took the liberty of examining that colonial pidgin when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.

Ah, a stool pidgin, then?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 01:00
Look, I took the liberty of examining that colonial pidgin when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.

You're thinking of a pigeon, not pidgin.
Bodies Without Organs
19-08-2007, 01:03
You're thinking of a pigeon, not pidgin.

Yes, it was a non-etymological pun. Congratulations.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 01:06
If nothing else I find it somewhat irksome that a site operated in the UK and owned by an Australian resorts to using American standards to describe what is or isn't acceptable.

'PG-13? Is that some kind of weapon?'

Yeah, "bow to our puritan, USA-centric view of 'morality' on this international, European-based forum"! And it is always equally illuminating that they can never explain what "PG-13" is - they just "feel" what it is, and damned be anyone who can't "feel" it, basically us that didn't grow up in the same repressed and backwards environment. They also keep changing it and when someone cites cases of what was deemed "PG-13" in films or something like that, they still go "nuhuh, not our PG-13". It's ridiculous.
Kbrookistan
19-08-2007, 01:07
I like looking at hubby naked, and clothed, and when he's sleeping, and when he is sick, and when he is well, and when he is watching T.V. and when he is working on the car........and all the time, and he is like "what are you doing?!" and I am like "looking at you" and he is like "stop staring at me!"

I'd have to agree, there. I just enjoy looking at redwulf. He's cute!
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 01:08
Yes, it was a non-etymological pun. Congratulations.

There's a reason puns are the most loathed of "humoristic" attempts.
Kbrookistan
19-08-2007, 01:09
Look, I took the liberty of examining that colonial pidgin when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.

Excellent pun, my good sir (Ma'am?)!

And colonial pidgin enjoys kippin' on it's back!
Bodies Without Organs
19-08-2007, 01:10
There's a reason puns are the most loathed of "humoristic" attempts.

I reserve my portion of such bile for needless satirical topical songs.
Redwulf
19-08-2007, 01:14
There's a reason puns are the most loathed of "humoristic" attempts.

Meh, you just can't take the pun-ishment.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 01:16
Meh, you just can't take the pun-ishment.

See, BWO? It almost hurts, so bad it is.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 01:19
No, I would not.
I am sure it would at least disgust you.


Blissfully wilful.
:p



Does DFW have the same awful 60s "architecture"?
worse, it's full of Texans. Will Rogers is currently being redesigned, so the last 4 times I have been there it's more inconvenient and ugly than usual.
Redwulf
19-08-2007, 01:20
See, BWO? It almost hurts, so bad it is.

Damn, a feeble pun like that hit you so hard you're talking like Yoda! Goodthing I didn't pull out the big puns.
Kbrookistan
19-08-2007, 01:21
Meh, you just can't take the pun-ishment.

Careful, dear. I'm not afraid to dig up the pun apple. And you know I have no compunctions about hurling it right at your head.

Yes, the pun apple actually existed. Redwulf brought a bright red foam apple home from his work at an elementary school. It was promptly drafted into service for hurling at the unstoppable punning of our old gaming group.
Gravlen
19-08-2007, 01:36
Protest all you want, but that's the response I've gotten in EVERY conversation about the topic I've ever had {for some odd reason I've been in a lot of them}, and that's at a university infamous for its promiscuous liberals...

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3918/fuzzy3rm7.jpg :eek:
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 01:37
Damn, a feeble pun like that hit you so hard you're talking like Yoda!

What?
Ashmoria
19-08-2007, 01:40
Oh, of course, I fully agree. Perhaps a better way to have stated it would've been: one of the most interesting differences between men and women is that men often... mentally declothe attractive females. That is almost NEVER the case with a woman interested in a male.

to help you clarify...

yes a woman loves to look at her naked male lover. she likes to see him clothed, half clothed, buck naked, naked and aroused.

few women like to see naked male strangers. we dont look at a handsome man on the street and picture him naked. we dont want to see the genitals of men we arent interested in.

i like pictures of buff men in the nude. they dont turn me on but i like that kind of picture. the genitals add nothing special to the picture. included or not included makes no difference to my enjoyment of the pic.
Similization
19-08-2007, 01:42
What?It almost hurts, so bad it is.That. A bit Swenglish-sounding that ;)
Copiosa Scotia
19-08-2007, 01:49
The poll graph brings to mind a giant hard-on. Is that just me?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 02:30
That. A bit Swenglish-sounding that ;)

It isn't, though. It is grammatically correct.
Similization
19-08-2007, 03:12
It isn't, though. It is grammatically correct.I wouldn't know. Grammar and I exists in a state of mutual, permanent confusion. What I do know is that while half of the sentence did sound very Scandinavian, it sounded kind of backwards in English. I doubt it's any consolation, but I frequently reverse-speak myself.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 03:14
I wouldn't know. Grammar and I exists in a state of mutual, permanent confusion. What I do know is that while half of the sentence did sound very Scandinavian, it sounded kind of backwards in English. I doubt it's any consolation, but I frequently reverse-speak myself.

Evidenced by the wrong verb tense........:cool:Sorry, I have to turn my grammar back on, school is about to start.
Good Lifes
19-08-2007, 03:22
Ok, I guess I'm going to have to pull out my MS in Speech-Communication (which is obviously different than a degree in English)

The only value of any part of language is to move a thought from the mind of one person to the mind of another person. As long as the message received is close to the meaning sent then the purpose has been accomplished. The caveat of this is that "errors" also carry a semantic message. If the receiver sees an "error" as communicating something beyond the actual message then the movement of the message from one mind to another has been partially obscured by the "noise" of the "error".

My lectures cover a semester so I can't go into more detail here.

Now in answer to the question of the thread:

There is a reason that "Playgirl" magazine is a rather obscure publication and that 30% of it's subscribers are gay males. Men and women do process information in different ways. Men's communication tends to be more open and less subtle than women's communication. So men blatantly are open to their sexual drives and women tend to take longer and are more considering in their sexual behavior.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 03:34
Evidenced by the wrong verb tense........:cool:Sorry, I have to turn my grammar back on, school is about to start.

That wasn't the wrong tense. That was an erroneous conjugation by number, not by chronological aspect.
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 03:51
cheating rules are defined within the relationship, what may have been cheating in a former relationship is not in my current one and what was not considered cheating in a former relationship is considered cheating in my current one.

You sound like Jimmy Carter who lusted in his heart. :D
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 03:52
That wasn't the wrong tense. That was an erroneous conjugation by number, not by chronological aspect.

Harry exists. Harry and I exist.
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 03:56
Newsflash, Parcoo: Your opinion is not representative of all women. I've heard many say they enjoy seeing male nudes, even if it is just seeing certain men naked.

Or is that "certain parts of naked men?"
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 03:57
No it isn't, and it's spelt "spelt". You see, I speak English, not some sort of colonial pidgin.



Thing is, though, Oklahoma doesn't have much to behold.

You've never been to Oklahoma have you. :rolleyes:
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 04:02
I feel the same way about my layover at DFW.

If you think DFW is bad, try Atlanta. But hey, thems is aerports. Both towns are very nice. Good places to visit as are OKC and Tulsa. :p
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:03
You've never been to Oklahoma have you. :rolleyes:

Wow, reading even your own thread is much too challenging for you?
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 04:03
No, I would not.

Cause you taint never been here boy. :eek:
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:05
Harry exists. Harry and I exist.

The difference between those two conjugations is not tense, but number. "Existed" and "exists" or "will exist" or "had existed" are different in tense, while "they exist" and "he exists" are both in the present tense, but one is singular and the other plural.
Ilie
19-08-2007, 04:08
I am a bisexual female and I don't go out of my way to look at pictures of naked men except those of my own boyfriend.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 04:10
The difference between those two conjugations is not tense, but number. "Exited" and "exists" or "will exist" or "had existed" are different in tense, while "they exist" and "he exists" are both in the present tense, but one is singular and the other plural.

Yes, you are right. (you totally knew that)
Dinaverg
19-08-2007, 04:11
The difference between those two conjugations is not tense, but number. "Exited" and "exists" or "will exist" or "had existed" are different in tense, while "they exist" and "he exists" are both in the present tense, but one is singular and the other plural.

:D
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:14
Yes, you are right. (you totally knew that)

Of course, and so did you. You always do.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 04:20
Of course, and so did you. You always do.

I have decided that I know a lot of stuff you remind me of, but that you have better knowledge recall than I do, it's like my brain needs more RAM.
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:20
I have decided that I know a lot of stuff you remind me of, but that you have better knowledge recall than I do, it's like my brain needs more RAM.

See, if you dropped all that religion nonsense, you'd have space for much more other nonsense. :p
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:22
Sadly that's probably true. Do you know how much of my brain is wasted on hymns I don't like and verses I memorized only to not need except for idiotic theological discussion that I don't have time to engage in?

I hesitate to dread.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 04:22
See, if you dropped all that religion nonsense, you'd have space for much more. :p

Sadly that's probably true. Do you know how much of my brain is wasted on hymns I don't like and verses I memorized only to not need except for idiotic theological discussion that I don't have time to engage in?
Domici
19-08-2007, 04:26
Me likes lookin at teh boobs.

And if you haven't skinny-dipped in the North Sea (hypothermia in under 20 mins!), you haven't lived.

Yes. If you haven't skinny dipped in the North Sea you probably use the verb "live" in the present tense. I'm sure if I skinny dipped in the North Sea my friends and relatives could accurately say "he has lived."
Similization
19-08-2007, 04:27
The difference between blah blah blah, bla-bla blah blah blah. Bla-bla-bla-bla, bla bla blah blah...This is where I'd normally nod and smile politely, while daydreaming about fucking Brad Pitt's pretty face ;)

Seriously.. There has to be better ways of killing time than trying to explain proper grammar on a forum, to a guy who all but stated he'll never get it & never care.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 04:29
Seriously.. There has to be better ways of killing time than trying to explain proper grammar on a forum, to a guy who all but stated he'll never get it & never care.

He was explaining to me my error in correction. I am interested in knowing how I am in error because it makes me better at things that are important to me. (like not looking like an idiot)
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:30
This is where I'd normally nod and smile politely, while daydreaming about fucking Brad Pitt's pretty face ;)

Don't be daft. Brad Pitt's face is ugly. It's only his body that used to be fuckable, and that's emphasis on the past tense.

Seriously.. There has to be better ways of killing time than trying to explain proper grammar on a forum, to a guy who all but stated he'll never get it & never care.

I wasn't explaining it to you, but to Smunkee. So, there has to be better ways of killing time than not knowing how to read threads. :)
Similization
19-08-2007, 04:33
He was explaining to me my error in correction. I am interested in knowing how I am in error because it makes me better at things that are important to me. (like not looking like an idiot)Do you have a problem with the way I look?!

Whatever. I think if grammar was important, schools the world over wouldn't go out of the way to hire the most inept twats to teach it. The only people I know (and as far as I know, the only ones I've ever met) who don't wing it, are (ironically) a couple of school teachers.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 04:40
Do you have a problem with the way I look?!
Not at all. I am so vain as to care how I look though.

Whatever. I think if grammar was important, schools the world over wouldn't go out of the way to hire the most inept twats to teach it. The only people I know (and as far as I know, the only ones I've ever met) who don't wing it, are (ironically) a couple of school teachers.

Thank you so much for calling me an inept twat. It's wonderful gaining new nicknames.
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 04:41
Don't be daft. Brad Pitt's face is ugly. It's only his body that used to be fuckable, and that's emphasis on the past tense.
ah, and I was just going to use Brad as a defense of Oklahoma. :(
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 04:46
ah, and I was just going to use Brad as a defense of Oklahoma. :(

Had I failed to pre-empt it, I would have just countered with the narrow-minded and crazy calamity that is Anita Bryant. Now, that is one truly stupid hag.
Similization
19-08-2007, 04:54
Don't be daft. Brad Pitt's face is ugly. It's only his body that used to be fuckable, and that's emphasis on the past tense.In my defence, I don't think I've seen him since Troy (the movie I mean, not the event). But I'd have fucked his pretty face in a heartbeat then.Not at all. I am so vain as to care how I look though.

Thank you so much for calling me an inept twat. It's wonderful gaining new nicknames.*sigh* There's no way I'm getting out of this not looking like a fucked up savage, is there?
Fassigen
19-08-2007, 05:15
In my defence, I don't think I've seen him since Troy (the movie I mean, not the event). But I'd have fucked his pretty face in a heartbeat then.

You would've fucked anyone's face, so don't act like that paragraph makes you look like you have standards.
Similization
19-08-2007, 05:58
You would've fucked anyone's face, so don't act like that paragraph makes you look like you have standards.Yes well, I was just trying to get you to post pics, without being too obvious about it.
Potarius
19-08-2007, 05:59
I'm a lesbian, and therefore do not enjoy pictures of naked men.

*nods*
Tigrisar
19-08-2007, 08:42
Just curious.. why would a straight woman not like looking at pictures of naked men?
SaintB
19-08-2007, 10:39
Women are auditory, men are visual. I read that somewhere, don't know if it's true.

Yeah, from my experience its true... when I talked to significant others during those 'special moments' they always commented on how better it was, really didn't matter what I was saying... could have been singing the magical trevor song for all it mattered.

I like looking at pictures of naked women, the are eye pleasing... I don't like porn though. I think its because I'm not involved...
SaintB
19-08-2007, 10:39
Just curious.. why would a straight woman not like looking at pictures of naked men?

Cause we are ugly by design...
Daistallia 2104
19-08-2007, 11:41
That wasn't the wrong tense. That was an erroneous conjugation by number, not by chronological aspect.

Conjugation? Ya'll marryin' up them words now? I thought all them dirty European words lived in sin! ;)

Next thang ya'll be conjugating verbs of the same gender together. :eek:
Tigrisar
19-08-2007, 11:48
Cause we are ugly by design...
I was thinking more on the lines of sexual attraction..
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 11:54
.*sigh* There's no way I'm getting out of this not looking like a fucked up savage, is there?
That's up to you.
Just curious.. why would a straight woman not like looking at pictures of naked men?
Sexual repression, poor socialization, hidden homosexuality?
Smunkeeville
19-08-2007, 11:55
Cause we are ugly by design...

Anyone who tells you that is most likely insecure with themselves.
SaintB
19-08-2007, 12:16
Anyone who tells you that is most likely insecure with themselves.

I'm just saying that because I personally have never found another guy physically attractive.
Tigrisar
19-08-2007, 12:26
I'm just saying that because I personally have never found another guy physically attractive.
I've seen lots of guys and thought to myself damn he's good looking.. and I'm not gay.

Men aren't ugly by design at all tbh..
Anti-Social Darwinism
19-08-2007, 16:35
I enjoy looking at a specific naked man in a specific context. Unfortunately for me, the specifics are non-existent at the moment.
SaintB
19-08-2007, 16:36
Anyone who tells you that is most likely insecure with themselves.

Have I ever come off as personally insecure?
Splintered Yootopia
19-08-2007, 17:24
Me likes lookin at teh boobs.

And if you haven't skinny-dipped in the North Sea (hypothermia in under 20 mins!), you haven't lived.
This is actually part of the reason why the sperm count in Britain is down about 30% from 50 years ago.

That and the internets, obviously.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 17:41
I'm just saying that because I personally have never found another guy physically attractive.

uhm


i don't know what you call that where you're from, but where i'm from, we call that a lesbian :D
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 17:42
This is actually part of the reason why the sperm count in Britain is down about 30% from 50 years ago.

That and the internets, obviously.


score one for america
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 17:43
When you look at it logically, I guess our bodies are a bit weird to look at, like a piece of sausage meat stapled to a lamp post.

Naked women just look good... BOOBIES!.. unless they're hairy or lumpy or something. In which case we don't look.

PS 75% of poll replies have been "male and enjoy looking at naked women"
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 17:43
When you look at it logically, I guess our bodies are a bit weird to look at, like a piece of sausage meat stapled to a lamp post.

Naked women just look good... unless they're hairy or lumpy or something. In which case we don't look.


i strongly disagree


a male's body is MAGNIFICENT, a masterpiece to behold


and uh

there's NOTHING wrong with the way the sausage meat looks ;)
Splintered Yootopia
19-08-2007, 17:45
No it isn't, and it's spelt "spelt". You see, I speak English, not some sort of colonial pidgin.
To be fair, recognized is indeed spelled that way.

Recognised, however, is indeed spelt ;)
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 17:48
i strongly disagree


a male's body is MAGNIFICENT, a masterpiece to behold


and uh

there's NOTHING wrong with the way the sausage meat looks ;)

There are exceptions you know.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070720/capt.sge.dwc24.200707210407.photo00.photo.default-512x342.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=ceUl4XJTBNU0obSugkMZKw--
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 17:52
When you look at it logically, I guess our bodies are a bit weird to look at, like a piece of sausage meat stapled to a lamp post.

Naked women just look good... BOOBIES!.. unless they're hairy or lumpy or something. In which case we don't look.

Lots of "sausage meat" here. :D

http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 17:53
There are exceptions you know.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070720/capt.sge.dwc24.200707210407.photo00.photo.default-512x342.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=ceUl4XJTBNU0obSugkMZKw--


well thank you for that wonderful mental image which will haunt my dreams now

:headbang:


of course there's exceptions!


But for the most part, i stand by my previous statement
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 17:53
Lots of "sausage meat" here. :D

http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg

oh holy jesus


CROSSING THE LINE oklatex, crossing the damn line!
Splintered Yootopia
19-08-2007, 17:55
Lots of "sausage meat" here. :D

[http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg
Hopefully you will be DoS for this, if there's even a speck of justice in the world.
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 17:56
Hopefully you will be DoS for this, if there's even a speck of justice in the world.

DoS?
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 17:58
Deleted and banned on sight.

wouldn't that be DBoS?
Splintered Yootopia
19-08-2007, 17:58
DoS?
Deleted and banned on sight.
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 17:59
i strongly disagree

a male's body is MAGNIFICENT, a masterpiece to behold

and uh

there's NOTHING wrong with the way the sausage meat looks ;)

Perhaps because I'm a guy, I just don't see the male body as magnificent.

What about salami? ;)
Cicilions
19-08-2007, 17:59
I'm straight and I love looking at nude women.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 18:00
Perhaps because I'm a guy, I just don't see the male body as magnificent.

What about salami? ;)

dude, case in point, you don't bleed every bloody month (no pun intended)


and, i mean, come on! Just look at yourself naked sometime. Take a REAL good hard look. You'll see what I mean

(just don't fall in love) ;)



you say salami, i say good times! lol
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 18:02
I'm straight and I love looking at nude women.

I second that
Oklatex
19-08-2007, 18:05
I'm straight and I love looking at nude women.

Straight male, or straight female? :D
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 18:09
dude, case in point, you don't bleed every bloody month (no pun intended)

and, i mean, come on! Just look at yourself naked sometime. Take a REAL good hard look. You'll see what I mean

(just don't fall in love) ;)

you say salami, i say good times! lol

I don't know what you're getting at. The meat and two veg, the general and the two captains, however you say it, I still can't see why its so exciting for you. :confused: But I did like the part about taking a "good hard look". :p

I won't fall in love, don't worry about that. :cool:
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 18:16
I don't know what you're getting at. The meat and two veg, the general and the two captains, however you say it, I still can't see why its so exciting for you. :confused: But I did like the part about taking a "good hard look". :p

I won't fall in love, don't worry about that. :cool:


sigh


perhaps i am still enamored with the male body because of the exuberance of my youth


But I did like the part about taking a "good hard look". :p

Pervert :eek:
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 18:19
I won't fall in love, don't worry about that. :cool:


i wouldn't be too sure



I see the way you look at yourself in the mirror



borderline creepy :D
Pezalia
19-08-2007, 18:22
Lots of "sausage meat" here. :D

http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg

I nearly lost my lunch. Man!

She does not look healthy.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 18:26
I nearly lost my lunch. Man!

She does not look healthy.

wait


that word you had on here before you edited it


that wasn't like a nerdy dungeons and dragons reference was it?
Saxnot
19-08-2007, 21:07
I haven't got a problem with nudity, viz myself or anyone else. Clothing optional is awesome.
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 21:14
I haven't got a problem with nudity, viz myself or anyone else. Clothing optional is awesome.

LOL

well DUH! :)


but i don't really see a whole lot of those kind of signs, at least not around where i live
Dakini
19-08-2007, 21:38
Ummm... I'm indifferent to pictures of naked men, unless they're fat or old, wrinkly naked men, then I'm disgusted.
Soviestan
19-08-2007, 23:10
who are the four straight guys who don't like naked women? someone has some issues perhaps....
One World Alliance
19-08-2007, 23:22
who are the four straight guys who don't like naked women? someone has some issues perhaps....


indeed
SaintB
20-08-2007, 00:07
uhm


i don't know what you call that where you're from, but where i'm from, we call that a lesbian :D

I'm a man, I call it heterosexuality...
Hydesland
20-08-2007, 00:10
who are the four straight guys who don't like naked women? someone has some issues perhaps....

Probably christians who hate porn.
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:15
I'm a man, I call it heterosexuality...

oh


i thought you were a girl

sorrry!
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:15
Probably christians who hate porn.

praise jesus
SaintB
20-08-2007, 00:18
Probably christians who hate porn.

I hate porn but I can look at nude photgraphs all day...
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 00:21
It is just about a given that straight men enjoy looking at pictures of naked women. The question is, do straight women enjoy looking at pictures of naked men? I'm not talking about porn here but nude pictures.

Also, have you ever or would you ever go nude in public if you could like on a clothing optional public beach?

Holy moley if those weren't predictable poll results. ;)
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 00:25
due respect

Wha-HAHAHAHAHA ho ho ho HAHAHAHA *snort* hahahaHAHAHA!
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 00:27
Sooo...
You like listening to naked men? :D
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1082481128596982404&q=Family+Guy+ear+sex&total=81&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:27
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1082481128596982404&q=Family+Guy+ear+sex&total=81&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

i'm afraid to open that


deathly afraid
Hydesland
20-08-2007, 00:29
I hate porn but I can look at nude photgraphs all day...

Nude photos count as porn, you can look at porn all day. You love it :cool:
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:31
Nude photos count as porn, you can look at porn all day. You love it :cool:

who doesn't love it?
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 00:33
i'm afraid to open that


deathly afraid

What? o.0
It's not like i've established a pattern or anything ....

actually, it's in line with the topic.
:)
Pezalia
20-08-2007, 00:33
who doesn't love it?

Fundamentalist Christians don't love it.
Hydesland
20-08-2007, 00:34
Fundamentalist Christians don't love it.

Yeah they do, they just say they don't.
Pezalia
20-08-2007, 00:41
Yeah they do, they just say they don't.

You're right. And they try to make us feel guilty about the fact we like it.
One World Alliance
20-08-2007, 00:45
What? o.0
It's not like i've established a pattern or anything ....

actually, it's in line with the topic.
:)

oh, lol, that actually turned out to be fucking HILARIOUS!
SaintB
20-08-2007, 00:51
Nude photos count as porn, you can look at porn all day. You love it :cool:

So I am a fan of soft-core, by porn I mean the crazy double and triple x things.
Chandelier
20-08-2007, 01:43
I think nakedness is ugly, but that's just me and there's no poll choice for me either.
Good Lifes
20-08-2007, 01:52
Fundamentalist Christians don't love it.

Republicans always pull the shades--Though there is seldom a reason.

Democrats never pull the shades--Though they always should.

--Paul Harvey
Pie and Beer
20-08-2007, 01:59
Probably christians who hate porn.

i didn't know you had to be christian to dislike porn. to me porn is a tool for when my imagination fails me. but i'm a terrible prude so it makes me feel dirty. i'm an atheist.
Smunkeeville
20-08-2007, 03:01
i didn't know you had to be christian to dislike porn. to me porn is a tool for when my imagination fails me. but i'm a terrible prude so it makes me feel dirty. i'm an atheist.

I don't like porn either, but I guess it's a given since I am a fundamentalist Christian.
The Brevious
20-08-2007, 03:52
Yeah they do, they just say they don't.

Jim Bakker loved it. And cried about it. What's that say?
Anti-Social Darwinism
20-08-2007, 05:57
Lots of "sausage meat" here. :D

http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg

I'm a straight woman but, if I were a straight man this would be enough to turn me in another direction entirely.

I feel for the poor thing, she must be miserable, but damn.

Celt, really, why?
Kanes Word
20-08-2007, 06:24
I ain't gonna lie, I'm a straight man and like pictures of teh ladies. :p
Creepycrawlythings
20-08-2007, 11:31
Interesting that the poll - despite having room for it - doesn't allow gay people to "enjoy" (whatever that means) naked pictures of the opposite sex.


Precisely. Pictures of naked men can be quite beautiful, as can landscape photos. I enjoy looking at both. But I am not turned on by either.
Bottle
20-08-2007, 12:10
The question is, do straight women enjoy looking at pictures of naked men? I'm not talking about porn here but nude pictures.

It is a sad, sad day when people actually must ask this question.

"Hmm. We know that men (aka human beings) enjoy seeing pictures of attractive potential mates in the nude. But is it possible that women may also be human, and may also enjoy the sight of attractive nudes? Why, it might even be possible that women experience sexual desire and/or sexual pleasure of some kind!! That's just crazy enough to work!!"
Dinaverg
20-08-2007, 12:26
It is a sad, sad day when people actually must ask this question.

"Hmm. We know that men (aka human beings) enjoy seeing pictures of attractive potential mates in the nude. But is it possible that women may also be human, and may also enjoy the sight of attractive nudes? Why, it might even be possible that women experience sexual desire and/or sexual pleasure of some kind!! That's just crazy enough to work!!"

Actually, small a sample though it is, the female side shows a pretty even split, whereas male...

Shockingly, it seems there can, in fact, be a difference. *shrug*

P.S. Seriously though, weren't we, like, 25% female at one point?
Creepycrawlythings
20-08-2007, 14:33
Actually, small a sample though it is, the female side shows a pretty even split, whereas male...

Shockingly, it seems there can, in fact, be a difference. *shrug*

P.S. Seriously though, weren't we, like, 25% female at one point?


Well, among the heterosexual females who commented about their "no's" it seemed pretty divided between a sense of being "faithful" to a s.o. or not wanting to see genitals. It didn't seem to occur to the women that male nudes could encompass chests, backs, butts and poses which kept the genitals hidden. Because somehow the only cultuarally sexualized part of a male is the few inches between his legs whereas the whole female body is sexualized. Furthermore, among the het guys who explained the "yes's" it seemed to have more to do with "boobs" or "curves." A photographer has to really work an angle and with poses to get the details of female genitals that would just hang out on pretty much any male frontal where the pose wasn't designed to hide the genitals.

So maybe the split wouldn't be so uneven if men and women were addressing the same question. Men seem to be answering more about overall shape. Women seem to be answering about very specific bits.
Dinaverg
20-08-2007, 16:08
So maybe the split wouldn't be so uneven if men and women were addressing the same question. Men seem to be answering more about overall shape. Women seem to be answering about very specific bits.

What!? THAT'S LUDICROUS! A difference between men and women? Poppycock!
Bookcancer
21-08-2007, 02:22
Don't get me wrong, I love me some boys. But be real...when they are naked? not so pretty...

and as for the naked girls...no opinion really. I tend to not look at naked girls.
Ilie
21-08-2007, 02:27
Just curious.. why would a straight woman not like looking at pictures of naked men?

I'm not really that into seeing pictures of naked men I don't know. I guess they seem sort of...menacing. If a guy isn't horny, a picture of a naked girl may MAKE him horny because he could imagine having sex with her. But if I'm not horny and I see a picture of a naked man who is noticeably aroused, I am more likely to imagine (and fear) being raped. Maybe that's why.

I like seeing naked pictures of my boyfriend, but I don't sit around and look at pictures of him when I am horny.

EDIT: May I add that a beautiful male body is generally also kind of muscular, which adds to the idea that he could use physical force against me. I wouldn't have a primitive fear reaction to seeing a picture of a naked guy who is flabby or really skinny, but then I probably wouldn't find them attractive either so it wouldn't matter.
Rasselas
21-08-2007, 02:35
Don't get me wrong, I love me some boys. But be real...when they are naked? not so pretty...
Why not? My boyfriend has wonderfully toned shoulders...if I could get away with hiding all his shirts, I would :p Legs, back, shoulders, arms, stomach...whats unattractive about those?
Ilie
21-08-2007, 02:37
Why not? My boyfriend has wonderfully toned shoulders...if I could get away with hiding all his shirts, I would :p Legs, back, shoulders, arms, stomach...whats unattractive about those?

Yeah, I love seeing my boyfriend naked. I still eye him when he gets changed.