NationStates Jolt Archive

If you could kick anyone on the entire planet in the groin(or alternatively, if you don't like kicking, punch them), who would you kick?

Remember, you can kick anyone on the planet, no matter who they are.

*picks Fred Phelps before the line starts to form* :)

Just one kick? Can I get back in line again?

Micheal Jackson. Damned sandbox playas.

can we wear steel cap boots?
if not forget it

Always felt like kicking Ann Coulter in the nuts..

George Bush no question about it

The jackass that invented telephones. :mad:

I do not condone assault or vigilanteism.

The jackass that invented telephones. :mad:


I like the irony......

can we wear steel cap boots?
if not forget it

You can wear whatever you want:p

I do not condone assault or vigilanteism.

Think of it as a public service. :)

You can wear whatever you want:p

now this is hard who to pick

Hmm...

Whoever sung "Hey There Delilah."

Always felt like kicking Ann Coulter in the nuts..

Winner.

Always felt like kicking Ann Coulter in the nuts..

Agreed, she just has a way of being the biggest ass ever.

I like the irony......

What? Telephones use wires, the internet is clearly a series of tubes.

Lg.

Lg.

Pff. Sheep. Everyone kicks LG in the balls.

Pff. Sheep. Everyone kicks LG in the balls.

It's something everyone has to do at least once, and I have yet to experience it!

I would kick the puppy. But only if I had my dial staked in return!

Paris Hilton, hands down. :sniper:

After a phone conversation 5 months back with a certain woman whom I will not name, I am still left with the feeling that I would like to kick her in the head. Only though, because I think kicking her in the head might shock her enough that she might actually listen to what I have to say, which is btw very important.

Lg.
Pff. Sheep. Everyone kicks LG in the balls.
It's something everyone has to do at least once, and I have yet to experience it!

:eek:

:(

Gandhi...

Oh come on ! The man was a criminal genious. Negotiating India's independence from the british took a lot of cunning.

"So India can have its independence?"

"No Gandhi! We've been through this enough times!"

"Ah but time is a concept of man. Who is to say what is enough time when time is infinite. There is always time. *insert Jedi hand waving power* You will give India its independence."

"We will give India its independence."

:p

I think I might kick my dad.

The Pope.

Good Ol' G.W. There are bigger deuchebags out there, but people like Coulter really don't have nearly the same amount of power.

Good Ol' G.W. There are bigger deuchebags out there, but people like Coulter really don't have nearly the same amount of power.


But she probably has bigger balls.

The Pope.

Seconded. Just... well, just because.

Seconded. Just... well, just because.

I got an image of Fr Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

Tony Blair. David Cameron. Margaret Beckett.... (actually, every member of the Labour party, or those pretending to be as such). Pete Wentz.

I'd kick the person above me.

awg god without a doubt george bush....did ye see that the us is giving arabic states 10bn worth of weapons....and 20bn worth to israel....those stupid zionist bastards already gone through the last free batch???actually id kick all the zionist cunts in their respective cunts too!:):mp5:

Micheal Moore. but since I got a bum muscle in my leg at the moment... can I replace that with a sledge hammer?

Rudy Giuliani. Almost picked Alberto Gonzales, but I figure his life's got to be so bad right now that each passing day is like another kick in the balls anyway.

Bill Kristol.

Some guy who just lost everything in a one fell swoop of misforune.

Just picture it: *Gets fired>Can't pay bills> Wife divorces him> Repo man takes back his house> Car breaks down> All other belongings spontaneously combust>GPN enters and kicks him in groin*

Anyone ??? .. I don't know .. Theres alot of people I want to kick..

The guy(s) who invented spam (not the meat version). I'd take a course of steroids and wear tungsten-tipped winkle-pickers first, though.

If I could get away with it, I'd kick a quadruple amputee.

I'm not sure why...

Any member of avenge sevenfold. Preferably the lead singer.

If I could get away with it, I'd kick a quadruple amputee.

I'm not sure why...

Like to kick 'em when they're down, eh?

Hmmm, either Brigitte Zypries or my idiotic flatmate, or my brother...

I think I go with the stupid politician!

John Travolta. He really needs to quit acting, and come out of the closet.

Like to kick 'em when they're down, eh?

No.

Well, yes, but I'm more interested in how a limbless person will react to being kicked. He can't really curl up into a fetal position, eh?

No.

Well, yes, but I'm more interested in how a limbless person will react to being kicked. He can't really curl up into a fetal position, eh?

Ah, one of those Mysterieeeees of Science! *nod*

If you could kick anyone on the entire planet in the groin(or alternatively, if you don't like kicking, punch them), who would you kick?


People who use the word 'who' when they should use the word 'whom'.

Watch your back.

The guy(s) who invented spam (not the meat version). I'd take a course of steroids and wear tungsten-tipped winkle-pickers first, though.

Actually one of the creators of the pop up ads was stabbed to death in a home invasion a while back...

People who use the word 'who' when they should use the word 'whom'.

Watch your back.

can you tell me when whom is appropriate?

can you tell me when whom is appropriate?

When it's the direct object? I'm not completely sure. English makes Latin look like Dr. Seuss, or Zap Brannigan.

Were they still alive, I'd kick my parents in law. Hard.

Living people, meh... Ann Coulter, GWB, and Phelps.

I do not condone assault or vigilanteism.

That guy... or a jew (I live life on the edge).

When it's the direct object? I'm not completely sure. English makes Latin look like Dr. Seuss, or Zap Brannigan.

that's actually the rule, yes. I just often get annoyed when people who do not know the rule correct me. It should be noted that other than in formal writing, who is generally acceptable as a subject or a direct object, at least in America it is.

that's actually the rule, yes. I just often get annoyed when people who do not know the rule correct me. It should be noted that other than in formal writing, who is generally acceptable as a subject or a direct object, at least in America it is.

I believe its the same in the UK. Not that it should be, of course.

Honestly, if I can understand you, you're speaking the language properly. That's just a cover for my comma whoring.

I believe its the same in the UK. Not that it should be, of course.

Grammar rules are to protect clarity in writing and speech. If clarity is not sacrificed by "misusing" the word who then what's the harm?

People who use the word 'who' when they should use the word 'whom'.

Watch your back.

Shit! :eek:

Hmmm...

Dick Cheney.
Phelps,
Ann,
Or some guy I hate in South America.