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A story of a Foolish president. A CIA Agent was found collaborating with a terrorist, by Foolish Country Intelligence agent whom was caught by CIA observing. Foolish president says "I am here by to resign, because CIA knows I know their secret that they collaborated with terrorists and told me to resign before I reveal their info to the public since my mouth speaks for the public, or else they would kill me.". President Foolishly resigned and was killed the next day.

sounds like fun. what have you been smoking?

That's a good first post! A stoned story.:fluffle:

Sounds rather dull at any rate.
It could really use some explosions and kicks to the face.

I think I saw this movie.

I think I saw this movie.

Did everybody die in the end?

So, did you get your stuff from a runner?

Did everybody die in the end?

Those are my favorite kinds of movies.

I'm totally baffled. What's the point of this post?

A story of a Foolish president. A CIA Agent was found collaborating with a terrorist, by Foolish Country Intelligence agent whom was caught by CIA observing. Foolish president says "I am here by to resign, because CIA knows I know their secret that they collaborated with terrorists and told me to resign before I reveal their info to the public since my mouth speaks for the public, or else they would kill me.". President Foolishly resigned and was killed the next day.

It really does help is you, you know, come down off whatever you're on before you post. Unless you're not on drugs, in which case, I can't help you.

A story of a Foolish president...with a death wish. A CIA Agent was found collaborating with a horribly-scarred terrorist, by Foolish Country Intelligence agent going by the code-name of The Chosen One whom was caught by CIA observing. Foolish president says "I am here by to resign, because CIA knows I know their secret that they collaborated with terrorists, some of whom posess horrible scars, and told me to resign before I reveal their info on failed plastic surgery to the public, since my mouth speaks for the public, or else they would kill me.". President Foolishly resigned and was killed the next day by a kick in the face.

Much more interesting.
If a few more people edit this, we could have an award-winner.

I'm on drugs. I posted this cuz I just wanted to...There is no point of this post not at all.

Much more interesting.
If a few more people edit this, we could have an award-winner.

Or take it and removes some words and make it a mad libs.

A story of a Foolish president...with a death wish. A CIA Agent was found collaborating with a horribly-scarred terrorist believed to be Russian, by Foolish Country Intelligence agent going by the code-name of The Chosen One whom was caught by CIA observing ducks. Foolish president says "I am here by to resign, because CIA knows I know their secret that they collaborated with terrorists, some of whom posess horrible scars, and told me to resign before I reveal their info on failed plastic surgery on Sharon Osbourne to the public, since my mouth speaks for the public, or else they would kill me using cocktail sausages.". President Foolishly resigned and was killed the next day by a kick in the face, delivered by Chuck Norris.

See what i did with Chuck Norris and your name. :D

A story of a Foolish president. A CIA Agent was found collaborating with a terrorist, by Foolish Country Intelligence agent whom was caught by CIA observing. Foolish president says "I am here by to resign, because CIA knows I know their secret that they collaborated with terrorists and told me to resign before I reveal their info to the public since my mouth speaks for the public, or else they would kill me.". President Foolishly resigned and was killed the next day.

Is the president's name President Foolishly? Or did he foolishly resign? Or both?