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Whats your insult?

Hydesland
12-08-2007, 23:30
What insults or insulting nick names do you get given specifically to you?

For me I get called "Jew" or "Nazi" sometimes(what a contradiction) simply because of my German Jewish background.

Also sometimes Rubber. (long story)
Johnny B Goode
12-08-2007, 23:36
One guy called me Raj. But sort of as a joke. He was a bit of an asshole.
GBrooks
12-08-2007, 23:37
I get insulted when people demand I change to fit their version of the world.
Leeladojie
12-08-2007, 23:37
I used to get called a Nazi sometimes, and once I had some random guys I never remember seeing before drive past as I was coming out of work and yell Faggot.
Slashb
12-08-2007, 23:38
I have been called no-balled and a faggot. I've also been called emo. None of these are true. I think I get stereotyped as a stoner despite abstaining.
Ifreann
12-08-2007, 23:39
Perv. And with good reason :)
Pure Metal
12-08-2007, 23:42
hippie, commie, and geek.... all of which are kinda true anyhow. insults kinda lose their power when one takes them as a compliment :) ;)
GBrooks
12-08-2007, 23:43
hippie, commie, and geek.... all of which are kinda true anyhow. insults kinda lose their power when one takes them as a compliment :) ;)

Bravo.
Extreme Ironing
12-08-2007, 23:48
I've been called a music geek, boring, short, and stuck-up. The first two are probably true, the latter aren't. I don't really get insulted, even if someone said something bad about me I wouldn't be offended; I'd probably agree with them in most instances.
Ftagn
12-08-2007, 23:49
People call me a geek as if it's an insult or something...
Deus Malum
12-08-2007, 23:52
Perv. And with good reason :)

That's not an insult. It's the troof.

On Topic: "Little terrorist," apparently.
Neo Undelia
12-08-2007, 23:57
A buddy of mine called me "off" the other day when my I-Pod started playing Jouney's Faithfully.
Neo Art
12-08-2007, 23:58
what I want to know is who the hell are you hanging out with that considers "jew" an insult?
Neo Undelia
13-08-2007, 00:05
what I want to know is who the hell are you hanging out with that considers "jew" an insult?
It's a big thing among young males. You ever played any online games? All they seem to do is call each other Jew. Also lots of use of the n-word.
Oh, and don't forget about all the various ways in which they call each other homosexual or female.
Hydesland
13-08-2007, 00:11
what I want to know is who the hell are you hanging out with that considers "jew" an insult?

I ask my self the same question.
Ifreann
13-08-2007, 00:22
That's not an insult. It's the troof.
Pfft, sez you, vamp boy.
German Nightmare
13-08-2007, 00:25
People don't call me names to my face (for good reason), so I honestly wouldn't know.
Angry Swedish Monkeys
13-08-2007, 00:29
what I want to know is who the hell are you hanging out with that considers "jew" an insult?

Well I don't know about about who really thinks it's an insult, but occasionally my buddies will use it as sort of a mock-insult. It's more an insult in that it's making fun of those who really believe it's an insult. Does that count?

But, more on topic, I can't remember the last time I've truely been insulted. I guess I just sort of fade into the background for most people. Or, I've been told by one of my friends that people who don't know me are scared of me. I tend to think it is the former, though.
Pezalia
13-08-2007, 00:29
I get called a bogan sometimes.
New Stalinberg
13-08-2007, 03:51
I call people "Penis-butt."

As in, "Gee, shutup you stupid Penis-butt."

And they're all like, "How exactly does that work?"

And then I'm all like, "Well I do believe that's kind of obvious."

Yeah, it's stupid but I like it.
Deus Malum
13-08-2007, 03:54
Pfft, sez you, vamp boy.

:mad: There is NOTHING wrong with an enjoyment of biting and a little blood.

*harumph*
Secularized Europe
13-08-2007, 04:06
Well, there's this one person that's called me a fascist and a communist and when I said I was a democratic socialist, he cringed in fear (quite visibly) and told me to get away. I also asked him if he knew what fascism means, and he had no answer. He likes to look for the "liberal bias" in movies.

The funny thing is, he's quite the fascist himself, even if he doesn't know it.
Kyronea
13-08-2007, 04:23
Lesse...

Rotsee...Johnson...Sally Johnson...

Stuff like that, basically.
MrWho
13-08-2007, 04:36
I've mostly been called chinaman and a geek. Also, once someone called slant eyes right to my face. I told him that it would be more accurate to call me slit eyes instead, since my eyes didn't look that slanted. Just like how my friend would sometimes greet me as "Captain Slit Eyes".
GreaterPacificNations
13-08-2007, 05:16
I get insulted a lot, mainly because of my arrogant, narcissistic, argumentative manner.

You can guess a lot of the normal ones 'tosser', 'knob', 'knob head' 'dick', 'shithead', 'arsehole', 'fucker', 'fuckhead'...

On top of that, I get a lot of gay comments because I am quite attractive, talk with my hands, well spoken, dress well, and don't overtly stirve to be perceived as hypermasculine. So; 'fag' 'faggot' 'fudgepacker' 'gay' 'gaybo' 'doughnut puncher'...

Finally, with friends and family I am reknowned for being particularly stubborn. My wife routinely calls we 'ngao' which is cantonese for 'cow' meaning stubborn. She also calls me 'guialo'/'guaitsai' which just means white guy/white boy, which is usually emphasises not my race, but my over-relaxedness, laziness, dirtyness, or some other asian stereotype of what it is to be white.
Slaughterhouse five
13-08-2007, 05:24
at an intersection after a late movie the driver in the car next to me out of nowhere called me a spic and then drove through the red light.

i have never in my life been thought to be Hispanic in fact most people that guess my heritage automatically assume Irish.
Posi
13-08-2007, 05:27
Usually ass. Sometimes suffixed with a -hole or prefixed with a jack-, but the majority of the time it is said unfixed.
Infinite Revolution
13-08-2007, 07:49
ginger, with the the hard g's. or any variation on the theme.
Wilgrove
13-08-2007, 08:19
Ugly, freak of nature, freak, mush mouth, geek, loser, loner (which really wouldn't be an insult since I am kind of a loner.) etc.
1010102
13-08-2007, 08:43
hmm.

Bitchtits
fat fuck
shit-eating cum licker
penis muncher
Fag
douche(many times its me saying it)
fatass
Gataway
13-08-2007, 09:22
What insults or insulting nick names do you get given specifically to you?

For me I get called "Jew" or "Nazi" sometimes(what a contradiction) simply because of my German Jewish background.

Also sometimes Rubber. (long story)

I get called the same things for the same reason ..except the rubber one i dont have that as a nickname
Parcoo
13-08-2007, 09:33
Drama Queen and Butterfaith, both of which are somewhat valid.

But, for the most part, everybody loves me and I love everybody.

*Skips gaily across field of flowers*
Cameroi
13-08-2007, 09:40
well i suppose some sorts of hissing and barking might be considered insults, especially if their intended to be threatining and unprovoked. i really don't hang arround with humans enough to have aquired any.

=^^=
.../\...
Wilgrove
13-08-2007, 10:22
well i suppose some sorts of hissing and barking might be considered insults, especially if their intended to be threatining and unprovoked. i really don't hang arround with humans enough to have aquired any.

=^^=
.../\...

You live in a Van down by the river don't you?

*a slice of cheesecake for anyone who gets that reference.*
Gataway
13-08-2007, 12:11
You live in a Van down by the river don't you?

*a slice of cheesecake for anyone who gets that reference.*

A nice tribute to the late Chris Farley and one of his SNL sketches..where is my cheesecake!
Maineiacs
13-08-2007, 12:59
"Hippie" (which I don't consider an insult, but they meant for it to be), "commie traitor", and the ever-popular "crippled freak".
Westcoast thugs
13-08-2007, 13:27
I don't usually get insulted because i exist in a mature environment. But back in my high school days it was my friends and i who were doing the insulting (at others).
Trilateral Commission
13-08-2007, 13:32
******, chink, chinaman. I pulled a knife on someone who called me a ******, that scared him away.
Smunkeeville
13-08-2007, 14:21
I get called a bitch a lot.
Darknovae
13-08-2007, 15:42
Bitch, hippie, whore, lesbian, commie, ugly, idiot, retard, freak, and slut are the 10 most common. Fortunately I get them a lot less now than I used to.

Most of them don't even make sense, considering that I have few boyfriends (compared to most other girls) and I'm not attracted to other girls so I'm not a lesbian. I'm also smarter than most people in my town. Oh, and I mostly keep to myself and I'm nice to people, so they don't have any reason to call me a bitch.

Yes, I live in a township where most people in my class hated me for no reason, ignored me for most of ninth grade, but once I dyed my hair red, they loved me.
Remote Observer
13-08-2007, 15:44
It's a big thing among young males. You ever played any online games? All they seem to do is call each other Jew. Also lots of use of the n-word.
Oh, and don't forget about all the various ways in which they call each other homosexual or female.

I've noticed this as well.
Copiosa Scotia
13-08-2007, 16:10
Someone insulted me once. :)
Therris
13-08-2007, 16:24
I generally get called Freak or Grunger (how is the truth insulting???) oh and al the other normal unimaginative insults...

and to my Friends im 1 of 3. the Pirate the Hobo Pirate or the McPirate
all because i think pirates are better than Ninjas and have argued people into the ground. the Hobo part was from School when i worn a big coat and fingerless gloves and the McPirate because.. obviously.. i work at McDonalds...
Small House-Plant
13-08-2007, 16:43
"Freak" is always a popular one :)
Darknovae
13-08-2007, 16:47
In seventh grade people also called me "pimple" because of my acne.

It's a wonder that school hasn't been investigated or bitched at or sued. It is the worst school ever.
Krahe
13-08-2007, 16:50
I actually have no idea. The only person who regularly calls me anything other than my given name is my wife. When she gets frustrated with me, she starts calling me all sorts of things in German and Schwaebian. Haven't been able to find any of the words in the dictionary as yet ;)
Orlzenheimerness
13-08-2007, 16:56
Taig , Scum or Traitor, because my Mum works in the police..I'm a Catholic and I live in a Sectarian part of Northern Ireland... Don't see why people should be sectarian and racist and junk.. We're all humans...
GreaterPacificNations
13-08-2007, 16:59
******, chink, chinaman. I pulled a knife on someone who called me a ******, that scared him away.

How do you get ****** and chink? In Australia we have a lovely blend 'chigger'.
Howinder
13-08-2007, 17:13
I was told I was good looking and handsome by someone other than my mom once, scared the fuck out of me, and I'll never talk to the lying penisbreathed douchebag again.
South Lorenya
13-08-2007, 17:17
"human".
Intangelon
13-08-2007, 17:22
What insults or insulting nick names do you get given specifically to you?

For me I get called "Jew" or "Nazi" sometimes(what a contradiction) simply because of my German Jewish background.

Also sometimes Rubber. (long story)

I would guess, in the absence of said long story, that "rubber" is likely some insulting reference to how you are perceived by those subhumans who use such insults as being someone who covers lots of penises. A marginally clever homosexual insinuation (clever only by comparison to the usual heavy-browed fare that I used to get).

I've been called a music geek, boring, short, and stuck-up. The first two are probably true, the latter aren't. I don't really get insulted, even if someone said something bad about me I wouldn't be offended; I'd probably agree with them in most instances.

Music Geek (and yes, they both get capitalized when used together) is a badge of honor. As a young man in high school, I was in choir, drama, chess club, Hi-Q/Knowledge Bowl, didn't play sports and didn't date. Therefore, I was almost invariably called "fag". Mostly I ignored it, but sometimes I'd turn it around in one of two ways. 1) "You're calling me a "cigarette"? Well, yes, I suppose I do get sucked on a lot. Your mom seems to enjoy that a lot. 2) Why the intense concern over my sexuality? Are you calling me gay because you think I am, or because you, secretly hope I am?

Both retorts usually resulted in a chase, and, on those rare times I was caught, a beating, but MAN the crowd gathered laughed their asses off. The beatings were worth it, plus the 9 times out of 10 I outran these so-called jocks made mockery of their assertions, too. I'll never forget the one lunch period where the track coach/history teacher watched one of the chases and, once the bell rang, came over and walked me to my next class while plying me with invitations to join the track team. I said that while his invitation to share a locker room with a half-dozen or so of the same guys who'd like to cave in my skull sounded tempting...I'll pass (I then considered telling the principal that one of his faculty watched a potential fight rather than step in, but he saw enough of me every year). I did wind up in cross country for a season, though.

You live in a Van down by the river don't you?

*a slice of cheesecake for anyone who gets that reference.*

That's Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker -- one of Chris Farley's more memorable characters.

Someone insulted me once. :)

*quoting Joe Piscopo from Johnny Dangerously*

Once.

Taig , Scum or Traitor, because my Mum works in the police..I'm a Catholic and I live in a Sectarian part of Northern Ireland... Don't see why people should be sectarian and racist and junk.. We're all humans...

Sheesh, they're still worked up about how you pay homage to God up there? I thought that nonsense was over. Sometimes I think the persistence of memory (coupled with the inability to let anything go for the greater good) is mankind's most pernicious flaw.
Copiosa Scotia
13-08-2007, 18:15
*quoting Joe Piscopo from Johnny Dangerously*

Once.

Exactly. :)
Orlzenheimerness
13-08-2007, 18:22
Sheesh, they're still worked up about how you pay homage to God up there? I thought that nonsense was over. Sometimes I think the persistence of memory (coupled with the inability to let anything go for the greater good) is mankind's most pernicious flaw.

Not everywhere, or everyone... Just where I live! It's not really even about religion.
Rubiconic Crossings
13-08-2007, 18:28
Usually....its ****.
Wilgrove
13-08-2007, 20:16
A nice tribute to the late Chris Farley and one of his SNL sketches..where is my cheesecake!

*gives cheese cake*
Osbornicle
13-08-2007, 21:00
Gay, queer, rem, downer, freak, weirdo, hippie, fatty, bigfoot, dictionary, Jew, cock-fart, pacifist, reader, swot, socialistic ****, GOFF.....

Oh, the list could grow, but I can't be arsed ^_^
Splintered Yootopia
13-08-2007, 21:01
"You're a wanker"

Why yes, it's true!
Splintered Yootopia
13-08-2007, 21:04
It's a big thing among young males. You ever played any online games? All they seem to do is call each other Jew. Also lots of use of the n-word.
Oh, and don't forget about all the various ways in which they call each other homosexual or female.
God, you're such a fag pussy. /jk
Sane Outcasts
13-08-2007, 21:07
NERD! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASjxHDwLwA8&)

I swear it's the same guy every time.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-08-2007, 21:12
Usually ass. Sometimes suffixed with a -hole or prefixed with a jack-, but the majority of the time it is said unfixed.
But never both prefixed and suffixed at the same time?
Then allow me to be the first, jackasshole.
Dempublicents1
13-08-2007, 21:13
Um...bitch?

I don't get insulted by geek, since I call myself that. So bitch is probably about it.
Soviestan
13-08-2007, 21:16
Mine seems to be Nazi. not sure why.
Hydesland
13-08-2007, 21:19
I would guess, in the absence of said long story, that "rubber" is likely some insulting reference to how you are perceived by those subhumans who use such insults as being someone who covers lots of penises. A marginally clever homosexual insinuation (clever only by comparison to the usual heavy-browed fare that I used to get).


You are grossly overestimating the thought behind that insult. ;)
Dansmerk
13-08-2007, 21:23
I ask my self the same question.

It disappoints be that you're from Britain and people call you Jew as if it's an insult. :( Stupid yobs/chavs eh?
Arcticity
13-08-2007, 21:27
They usually call me slut, bimbo. (those are not true)
Then there's emo, alto, bitch, goth...witch, but those are pretty much true:p
Hydesland
13-08-2007, 21:33
It disappoints be that you're from Britain and people call you Jew as if it's an insult. :( Stupid yobs/chavs eh?

Very occasionally, but it's actually some of my friends who call me that. I don't think they actually believe it's insulting, but they like to pretend it is.
Vectrova
13-08-2007, 21:44
Lemme see...

I've been called a Fascist (which is quite true, really), American traitor, Jew (ironic as I don't believe in religion), also frequently called a Nazi because people can't seem to separate the difference between Fascist and Nazi.

*shrug* Run-of-the-mill displays of ignorance, really. Which reminds me that I've been called arrogant way more than once...
Kanabia
14-08-2007, 07:03
Uhh..."freak"? :P
Intangelon
14-08-2007, 08:30
You are grossly overestimating the thought behind that insult. ;)

Yeah.

I do that.

That's me.

A raving, neurotic, skeptical optimist.
AnimalLiberationFronts
14-08-2007, 08:39
euhm.....
Commie seems to do it for me, as does Fag and Freak..
East Canuck
14-08-2007, 15:01
They used to cald me "baldy". But it's more a descriptive term than an insult now.