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You have a blank t-shirt which you can print out any message on.

What is that message? What would it say? What would people see when you are walking by?

It can be anything, anything at all.

<tshirt>






</tshirt>

Fuck.

In big, bold, screaming, red text. That basically sums the whole world right now up in one, flaming word.

I suppose that I'd eventually get in trouble for it, but, then again, that's part of the reason for the word.

This is a subliminal message. When you read this you feel the urge to buy me a beer :D

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Soylent.jpg

664
neighbor of the Beast

"Homosexuals are gay"

... this is actually a real T-shirt I saw for sale some time ago. Really cracked me up.

No

664
neighbor of the Beast

"664"?

Try "Two doors down from the beast" instead:p

"664"?

Try "Two doors down from the beast" instead:p

The way Americans number houses goes like:

663 665 667
Cars go here
664 666 668

The way Americans number houses goes like:

663 665 667
Cars go here
664 666 668

Hotel rooms and apartments go

663 664 665 666 667 etc.

Hotel rooms and apartments go

663 664 665 666 667 etc.

Houses=/=hotel rooms and apartments. Duh :rolleyes:

I'd have THIS (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-117294024890.b.jpg) pic on it. :)

"Procrastinators of the World Unite!...Later"

Houses=/=hotel rooms and apartments. Duh :rolleyes:

I know. He didn't specify ;)

Also, I'd like to see a shirt saying

Proud Generalite

:p

Chill

"Violators of my personal space will be shot"

<tshirt>






</tshirt>

Ifreann FTW!

(seriously. that's what my shirt would say too)

Ifreann FTW!

(seriously. that's what my shirt would say too)

We'd have matching tshirts!

I'm not going bald, I'm getting head.

We'd have matching tshirts!

And tattoos?

I'm not going bald, I'm getting head.Hehehe, I want one of those. T-shirts I mean. Not that I'd refuse a BJ.... eh.. This post don't wanna turn out right.

And tattoos?

Smunk and I should totally get matching tattoos!

where am i?

who am i??


what the fuck did i drink last night?

I am Soy Bomb.

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Smunk and I should totally get matching tattoos!

Yay!

:D

You have a blank t-shirt which you can print out any message on.

What is that message? What would it say? What would people see when you are walking by?

It can be anything, anything at all.

Oh, I am so very glad you asked.

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-redefeat.gif

Oh, I am so very glad you asked.

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-redefeat.gif

Not http://cheerdollz.com/catalog/images/300300withstupid.jpg ?

(On front) The statement on the back of this shirt is true.

(On back) The statement on the front of this shirt is false.

The Empire Will be Back under a large picture of Charles Hawtry as Private Widdle

Give the person in this T-Shirt money...!

What Would Jesus Do....(front)



[picture of Jesus on the cross]
for a Klondike bar?

http://planetout.kleptomaniac.com/images/products/14855/detail0.jpg

my 4 year old does actually have a shirt that says

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. – Herbert Hoover

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But I don't have tits.......
Yay!

:D
:fluffle:
Not http://cheerdollz.com/catalog/images/300300withstupid.jpg ?
Pwnd
(On front) The statement on the back of this shirt is true.

(On back) The statement on the front of this shirt is false.
ZOMG pogical laradox!
my 4 year old does actually have a shirt that says

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. – Herbert Hoover

Your kids are so awesome.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Regret.gif

Here (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/595d/zoom/) is what mine would say. I know it already exists but I can't be arsed to waste creativity on this thread.

Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

Either that or a definition of apathetic agnosticism or ignosticism...

nothing, I don't like text on clothing, It's funny the first time, but it never lasts.

Here (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/595d/zoom/) is what mine would say. I know it already exists but I can't be arsed to waste creativity on this thread.

Awesome. I'm contemplating getting one of these now.

I do have one with a long and rather difficult to translate text against data retention:


Wenn die Regierung dem Volk so sehr mißtraut,
dass sie jeden Bürger unter Generalverdacht stellt,
sollte sie schleunigst ein neues wählen!

Stoppt die Vorratsdatenspeicherung!!


(if the government distrusts the people so much to suspect everyone per se, it should as soon as possible elect a new one

Stop data retention!)

I guess I would have a similar one.

possibly just a picture of a bunny :)

You have a blank t-shirt which you can print out any message on.

What is that message? What would it say? What would people see when you are walking by?

It can be anything, anything at all.

I love a Satan.

possibly just a picture of a bunny :)

Your "Will work for bandwidth" one is teh pwn.

I saw one once that explained my life so well...

In very tiny letters across the chest it said

"I can't. I have rehearsal."

Your "Will work for bandwidth" one is teh pwn.

lol! you remembered this picture (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/New%20Forest%20060806%20007.jpg)? :p

i also have a nifty one (http://www.stumbleupon.com/mainpics/1786316.jpg) with WTF? on it :cool:


but don't you think this (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1663/feae2w3qrjz5.jpg) is the bestest? :)

lol! you remembered this picture (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/New%20Forest%20060806%20007.jpg)? :p
Indeed I do. I'm certainly not breaking into your house and cataloguing your wardrobe.

>.>
<.<

i also have a nifty one (http://www.stumbleupon.com/mainpics/1786316.jpg) with WTF? on it :cool:
I kno....I mean, nice.


but don't you think this (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1663/feae2w3qrjz5.jpg) is the bestest? :)

Epic win.

possibly just a picture of a bunny :)
http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/bunnies/1_76.sized.jpg

I saw one once that explained my life so well...

In very tiny letters across the chest it said

"I can't. I have rehearsal."

Oh that is so true :D

http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/bunnies/1_76.sized.jpg

:p


I would probably have some text that I and a few others would find very witty and amusing, but I would end up explaining it to most people because they did not understand it.

Nuke the Whales!

Probably a "Smiths" lyric of some sort.... actually, I have several such shirts!:)

Oh, I am so very glad you asked.

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-redefeat.gif

You aren't very bright, are you?

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Being a geek

http://www.pccasegear.com/images/tshirtpub.jpg

You have a blank t-shirt which you can print out any message on.

What is that message? What would it say? What would people see when you are walking by?

It can be anything, anything at all.

Infinity is a big misunderstanding

"I don't have an attitude problem- You're just an asshole!"

I like the magnet and would love either that or a shirt from tshirthell.com that reads, "If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours!" I like attitudial screens... ^^v

http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/bunnies/1_76.sized.jpg

I HAVE to ask, mon capitan ...

do you have a smilie where someone's trying to teach a pig to sing?
I can SOOOOOOOOOOOO use one of those.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1468.gif

that seemed to be a thing popular with the freshman class my senior year at high school. i didn't really understand the fascination of "creating" your own shirt.

most of them were stupid but others were comical and good for a laugh (i assumed on purpose) but i think these were to actually mock those that were wearing the ones that were stupid.

The Zodiac Killer's decoded message.

+1 Shirt

The Zodiac Killer's decoded message.

http://www.authorsden.com/workscover/13445.jpg

How about this one?
http://jcnot4me.com/images/Bush_Tee_Shirt-CloseUpWEB.jpg
or one with this on it:
http://users.cis.net/coldfeet/ANG22.gif
or this:
http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2007-02-18%20--%20what%20would%20george%20w%20bush%20do.png
or this:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/The-Bush-Telegraph-Poster-C10104553.jpeg
or even perhaps this:
http://www.awolbush.com/images/kerr_bush_nam.gif
or maybe this:
http://www.thedemocraticdaily.com/JebBushSwiftBoatLetter.jpg
and maybe, of course, this:
http://www.threetwoone.org/uggabugga/2004/Bush%20dynasty.gif

But most of all, for many of the illustrious posters here ...:
http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2006/bush-kool-aid-bof.jpg

Either one that's like those name tags that say "Hi, my name is ____" or just a picture of my face that cover the whole front and the back has a picture of the back of my head.

i'm with tripod --->

no message in words, just highly graphix'ized landscapes.

i paint them myself with those machine washable fabric paints.

no one want's to pay me more then my own cost to do them,
so i've long since given up trying to do them for anyone else and just wear them myself.

my wife wears them though, and there are a number in circulation i've done for other people in the past, all with my art signature, a kind of stylized script "J,T,".

=^^=
.../\...

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
- John Wayne

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/T-shirt/NS.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/T-shirt/monocleai2.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/T-shirt/Ninja_Penguin_shirt_by_kitty_chan.jpg

What Would Jesus Do....(front)

[picture of Jesus on the cross]
for a Klondike bar?

Someone visits Tshirthell..

I get almost all my tshirts from there...my favorites would be

"I don't need a condom the AIDS will kill the baby"

The one with a starving Ethiopian child pictured on it under neath the caption reads "Ribbed for her pleasure"

"Im doing gods work..because the lazy bastard never does it"

Front:Abracadabra
Back: Fuck you're still ugly

and then my top favs would be

the one with a phone pictured on it saying for help press 1. Para Espanol Move back to mexico and press 2

the one with the pyramids pictured on it that reads "Slavery gets shit done"

and the one with President bush that reads "Love him or hate him he's killed a lot of arabs"

the one that reads "My dick cures cancer...too bad I wont fuck a bald chick"

Of course I enjoy the reaction I get from the people who are simply appalled at such things and for them theres the one that says Fuck you on the front..and on the back it reads Im an asshole and I approve this message

I can't find it now, but there was a button I found once. It was a picture of an angry looking Jesus and it said, "I asked my dad and you're going straight to fuckin' Hell!"

Or perhaps if I'm looking for something original, I'll put my own saying,

"My ultimate goal is for people to look back on my life and be amazed I never did drugs."

The only problem with that is nobody will believe it's mine. :(

Or, down near the very bottom front of the t-shirt, just above the hemline, I'll have written in very tiny letters:

"Stop staring at my crotch."

:)

I HAVE to ask, mon capitan ...

do you have a smilie where someone's trying to teach a pig to sing?
I can SOOOOOOOOOOOO use one of those.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1468.gif
Je suis désolé, mon ami - but that is something I cannot offer.

I have different pigs and different singing smileys, but alas, not what you're looking for. Sorry!

"I'm with flaccid" (with down arrow)

"I own a T-SHIRT!"

lol! you remembered this picture (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/New%20Forest%20060806%20007.jpg)? :p

i also have a nifty one (http://www.stumbleupon.com/mainpics/1786316.jpg) with WTF? on it :cool:


but don't you think this (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1663/feae2w3qrjz5.jpg) is the bestest? :)

Yay for PM on a T-shirt?

"I'm tired, my hip hurts, and I'm having a bad day. Are you sure you want to give me shit?"

At least that's what it would say today. I can't find my 'I worked in a yuppie mall during Christmas rush' shirt - it said, "When someone's pissing me off, it takes forty muscles to frown, but only four to reach out and bitch-slap them."

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/funny_videos_easter_2006/thumb_im_the_juggernaut_bitch.jpg

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
- John Wayne

And boy was he tough, or something.

"I'm with flaccid" (with down arrow)

Winner of Thread!!
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Thread.jpg

Je suis désolé, mon ami - but that is something I cannot offer.

I have different pigs and different singing smileys, but alas, not what you're looking for. Sorry!

*has screaming sobbing fit*
:(

Oh well, if they can engineer Lunatic Golfballs' favourite sheep smilie, then it's only a matter of time before the pig one shows up. Maybe Ruffy can do it.

"Staring Is Rude"

... I would have a "I 'heart' and this pic.

http://www.toei-anim.co.jp/lineup/tv/hibarikun/stop01.jpg

then see who laughs.

I'd have a plain black shirt, with really tiny lettering at the breastpocket area saying : nosey litle fucker, aren't ya ? :)

I've always wanted to wear a shirt that says "I've hated Bush before it became Trendy!:D "

I've a T-shirt that says - Nobody knows I'm a lesbian yet.

As a guy it gets quite a good reaction generally.

I like random t-shirts like that. I've another that says - Grandmas aren't always this sexy.