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Lets say you get into a fight. Who would you want to have your back?(Who would you want to help you in the fight?)

The Lions!

Chuck Norris.

*runs*

Abraham Lincoln.

Ghandi :p

Leman Russ.

Jackie Chan.

What? At least everybody'd be in for a good laugh. :p

Cthulhu.

Jews.

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Either Agent Smith or Veil

For those of you who don't know Veil, click here (http://www.mxoresource.com/p/chapter/3.2/)

http://thematrixonline.station.sony.com/images/en/forum_posts/Avatars/veil_av.jpg

Lunatic Goofballs, mud slinging FTW :)

Mr Incredible or maybe Superman

Bas Rutten (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bas_Rutten) would be a pretty good choice...

Fafhard and the Grey Mouser

Jason Bourne

Jason Bourne

Good choice if in a movie. Worse in real life...

A Predator or Ifreann with Cthulhu watching his back.

including fictional characters, Cthulhu, limited to real people, any blackbelt.

The Luggage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luggage). :D

Fafhard and the Grey Mouser

WOW! +1 million points for the old-school D&D ref! :D

That said, though, I'd have to go with this guy (http://mikehawk.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/Untitled-2.jpg).

Jim Beam.

Jim Beam.

I've had him by my side in a bar fight before. I woke up the next morning with a really bad headache. He's not so good at blocking kicks.

Mr T or Thincol Emperor of Thyatis

Wolverine or Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris.

*runs*

Abraham Lincoln.

Tag Team!!

Jesus...

He saved my ass last time. :D

i dont have anyone in mind but if i had to pick by nationality id go with an australian and a mexican.

gender doesnt matter.

The Terminator!

Santa Claus or Jesus, whoever wins that other thread.

Chuck Norris.

*runs*

What was that?

*chases*

Roy Keane.:cool:

There was this halfling character in a D&D game once who rolled a 20 on a hit with a thrown bottle of wine and killed the guy he hit.

Him. :p

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIINS!




(seriously? Nightcrawler. He could either beat them silly by appearing behind them and leaving before their blows hit, incapacitate and humiliate them, or we could beat an instant and hasty retreat.)

Russell Crowe from "Fighting around the World"

Hawk and Fisher... and possibly Chappie

Sylar.

Lets say you get into a fight. Who would you want to have your back?(Who would you want to help you in the fight?)

DCD and Fass.

If you need to ask why, a tg can take care of it.

Zaraki Kenpachi.

Although I'm certain he'd kill me immediately afterwards. At least I'd die happily.

Jesus Christ.... IN A FUCKING TANK!

someone more foolhardy than me.

Someone I can push into attackers while I make my exit.

Sammy (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4xokob5)

Because I could use her as a shield. Noone would hit a girl? Would they?

Sammy (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4xokob5)

Because I could use her as a shield. Noone would hit a girl? Would they?

I would...from behind...;)


I would have the ghost of Johnnie Cochran...

I would...from behind...;)


I would have the ghost of Johnnie Cochran...

Well actually im sure she prefers the front my dear friend. :eek:

Who said her opinion counted in my book lolz

IRL, my old buddy Dru is my hands down choice - former all Australia kickboxing champ, bodygaurd, and bar bouncer, and the nastiest bar fighter I've ever seen.

Fantasy included... hmmm... I choose old school Biblical Yaweh.

limited to real people, any blackbelt.

Bad choice - that'll likely get you a worse that useless McDojo "fighter".

The Luggage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luggage). :D

An excellent choice.

WOW! +1 million points for the old-school D&D ref! :D

Oh man! :( - 5 million points to you for considering that a D&D ref. :(

Kenny. You can kill him over and over but he'll come back next episode.

http://www.inthesetimes.com/images/30/02/jack.jpg

though i might have to also second Wolverine :p

Ten more of me. No crotch would be safe. :D

James Blunt - hopefully everybody would be so pre-occupied punching his stupid smug face in, I could run away without anyone noticing.

Lets say you get into a fight. Who would you want to have your back?(Who would you want to help you in the fight?)

My Dad.

Snagglepuss FTW!

Probably Jonah Lomu.

Or as mentioned earlier, Jesus.

Gene Simmons.

Because he'll get laid with the other guy's girlfriend.

Someone I can push into attackers while I make my exit.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif

I'm assuming our choice can be someone that's either living or dead. If that's the case, I'd pick the Duke (John Wayne).

The problem with picking someone like Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee is, they'd end up getting blind-sighted by the bar-maid when she smashes the bottle of whiskey over their head (because that always happens in a bar fight). :p And watch out for the piano player, he's got a derringer in his boot. :D

I'm assuming our choice can be someone that's either living or dead. If that's the case, I'd pick the Duke (John Wayne).



Marion "John Wayne" Morrison?
Marion "Reagan Fellator" Morrison?

Pass. :rolleyes:

Why not pick Jack Bauer?

Lion El' Jonson. 'Cause he KO'ed Leman Russ with his bare hands, when the Emperor needed a powerfist to knockout one Russ' fangs:D. However, if Leman Russ wasn't mentioned, I would say this guy -->:headbang:. Look! He just keeps headbutting the wall! And he's ok! I would hate to see what he could do to person!

Hah. My opponent's bitter, betrayed ex-best-friend.

... a barfight... who will have my back?

real person: The entire police department of the city that bar is in.

Fictional: Jamie Maddox (Multiple Man) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Madrox)

Impossible Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Man)

Marion "John Wayne" Morrison?
Marion "Reagan Fellator" Morrison?

Pass. :rolleyes:

Why not pick Jack Bauer?

Because John Wayne actually existed, whereas Jack Bauer doesn't.

Off the top of my head:

http://www.chuckzito.com/default2.htm

Thor.

Thor.

Then I choose Loki.:p

Bruce Banner.

Because John Wayne actually existed, whereas Jack Bauer doesn't.

Actually, John Wayne wasn't even close to his real name, and he really, REALLY wasn't that much like the more admirable personage that adorned screen.
His real life was much more sordid and despicable.

Chuck Norris.

Either Mr. Roboto or Aquaman, preferably.

Wait, did I say Aquaman? I meant I'd like to fight Aquaman...BECAUSE HE'S SO GOD DAMNED USELESS.

My Dad.

Cool. *bows*

Actually, John Wayne wasn't even close to his real name, and he really, REALLY wasn't that much like the more admirable personage that adorned screen.
His real life was much more sordid and despicable.

Frist off, I'm not concerned with his real name (I know John Wayne wasn't his real name). Second off, I'm not looking to be best friends with him. Third off, it's a bar fight.

Lets say you get into a fight. Who would you want to have your back?(Who would you want to help you in the fight?)

Mister Rogers of course! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bnL16rbmb0)

Mike Tyson, or someone of similar strength that may have a chance of matching me.

Either Mr. Roboto or Aquaman, preferably.

Wait, did I say Aquaman? I meant I'd like to fight Aquaman...BECAUSE HE'S SO GOD DAMNED USELESS.

Yeah. Talking to fish and super-strength. What kind of useless power is that? You should totally kick his ass for calling himself a superhero when all he's got is fish-telepathy and super strength. What's he gonna do with that? He's useless unless the bar has a restaurant with a lobster tank in it.

Mike Tyson, or someone of similar strength that may have a chance of matching me.

By which you mean "might be able to break you into matchsticks with a punch?"

Frist off, I'm not concerned with his real name (I know John Wayne wasn't his real name). Second off, I'm not looking to be best friends with him. Third off, it's a bar fight.

Kinda begs the question, then, whether you want his screen character or the "real person" you mentioned.

Eh, my buddy Randy seems to do just fine. Us truckers gotta stick together. In the case of movie stars though, Patrick Swayze.

Lunatic Goofballs, mud slinging FTW :)

Mudslinging hell, he can take the inevitable nut shot, his wife can break up the fight, and we can all have tacos once things settle down.