Seize the angry wanker! Seize him!
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 15:38
The DCD tribute of the day.
A Wichita library patron is tased after police say he pulled a knife on a librarian. It happened Tuesday afternoon at the Central Library on S. Main Street in Wichita.
According to police, a customer went to a librarian and said a man was behind some shelves masturbating. The librarian found the man sitting at a table and confronted him.
Police say other employees came over to help after the man became irate and started yelling at the librarian. As the librarian grabbed the man's arm, he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a short knife.
A WPD security officer saw the knife and tased the man before he could stab the librarian. The 58-year-old was then arrested for aggravated assault and indecent exposure.
(http://www.kbsd6.com/Global/story.asp?S=6904031)
Really, come on. Some people go too far for the sake of their boners. Your thoughts?
Fleckenstein
09-08-2007, 15:40
How come the librarian just saw him sitting instead of pleasuring? Did he finish in time? :p
Levee en masse
09-08-2007, 15:42
I'm glad to say we have a better class of clientele here! :mad:
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 15:46
He probably did finish in time. And even I don't jerk off in a library.
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 15:58
Your thoughts?
Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2007, 18:23
Nobody likes disruptions! :mad:
:p
Brutland and Norden
09-08-2007, 18:25
He probably did finish in time. And even I don't jerk off in a library.
There's lots of pr0n in the library, y'know...
Pan-Arab Barronia
09-08-2007, 18:43
Silly sod. He should've known better than to pick up "The Facts of Life". :p
That said, WTFs are in order. I mean, in a library? And then almost stabbing a librarian because you were stupid enough to do it in a library...wow. Some people will do anything for kicks.
Maybe it was all a rouse - getting tasered is the only way he can get off!
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 19:40
There's lots of pr0n in the library, y'know...
Like where?
Like where?
Some have a subscription to Playboy and the like.
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 19:44
Some have a subscription to Playboy and the like.
Damn. Our library is kid-friendly. All the magazines are that teen shit.
Slaughterhouse five
09-08-2007, 19:51
do you think the librarian was male or female?
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 20:08
Female. It probably would have offended her sensibilities.
do you think the librarian was male or female?
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070803.jpg
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 20:37
That's funny.
Pirated Corsairs
09-08-2007, 22:31
You know, a librarian walking in on a guy wanking. Sounds like it could be the beginning of a pr0n. :D
Why would the librarian grab his arm? It might be...sticky...
The Infinite Dunes
09-08-2007, 22:40
Seize him? Seize him where?!
Johnny B Goode
10-08-2007, 00:22
You know, a librarian walking in on a guy wanking. Sounds like it could be the beginning of a pr0n. :D
He was finished when she walked in.
Why would the librarian grab his arm? It might be...sticky...
Indeed.
Seize him? Seize him where?!
By the throat. (Sighs)
Pirated Corsairs
10-08-2007, 00:29
He was finished when she walked in.
You ruin all my hopes and dreams. :mad:
Johnny B Goode
10-08-2007, 00:30
You ruin all my hopes and dreams. :mad:
I've never done anything to you before.
Pirated Corsairs
10-08-2007, 00:33
I've never done anything to you before.
So you claim. But every life I live, you kill me in some way! You multiple-me murderer! What grudge do you have against me that you keep killing me?!
Johnny B Goode
10-08-2007, 00:40
So you claim. But every life I live, you kill me in some way! You multiple-me murderer! What grudge do you have against me that you keep killing me?!
Hey, Agrajag? Aren't you supposed to be targeting Arthur Dent? (I've been killed twice on NSG myself)