NationStates Jolt Archive


Could you be a MMA professional?

Siylva
09-08-2007, 14:35
Do you think you could be a Mixed Martial Arts fighter?(Mixed Martial Arts is stuff like UFC, WEC, IFL, etc.)
Upper Botswavia
09-08-2007, 14:36
Do you think you could be a Mixed Martial Arts fighter?(Mixed Martial Arts is stuff like UFC, WEC, IFL, etc.)

No. I prefer to make love, not war.
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2007, 14:38
Do you think you could be a Mixed Martial Arts fighter?(Mixed Martial Arts is stuff like UFC, WEC, IFL, etc.)

No. I'm out of shape, and have a low tolerance for pain.
Peepelonia
09-08-2007, 14:39
Heh in my youth perhaps, now. Shit I'm far to fat and unfit!
Extreme Ironing
09-08-2007, 14:40
Yes, I can dig it.

Oh, your signature wasn't the OP. Uh, I don't know what those acronyms mean, so I suppose not.
Pompous world
09-08-2007, 16:49
getting to that standard of fitness is really tough given that its Olympic standard. So prolly not, also not keen on fighting.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2007, 18:12
My clown-fu is strong, but I doubt they'll let me bring pies into the Octagon. :(
Szanth
09-08-2007, 19:12
Far too much man-on-man humping going on in the UFC for me to actively seek participation. They call it grappling, but, god damn if they don't ever get up once they're down there. They enjoy it. :p
Remote Observer
09-08-2007, 19:44
When I was younger, perhaps. But I prefer firearms.
Pan-Arab Barronia
09-08-2007, 19:46
Do you think you could be a Mixed Martial Arts fighter?(Mixed Martial Arts is stuff like UFC, WEC, IFL, etc.)

Totally. Watching me cry would make excellent television.
New Stalinberg
09-08-2007, 23:40
Only if I can use my nunchuks.
Kinda Sensible people
10-08-2007, 00:03
Sounds more like a McDojo production. We have one of those in town (it calls itself "Black-Belt Academy" and advertises that it teaches "Respect". So far as I can tell, it doesn't teach Martial Arts, because it doesn't talk about that in it's advertisement.s). I prefer to study something that isn't Martial Arts watered down for Americans.