most badass person
Nu Elysium
09-08-2007, 05:27
who in your life deserves to be named the most badass person? and what would their theme song be?
Marrakech II
09-08-2007, 05:55
Chuck Norris AKA Myrth.....
Cannot think of a name
09-08-2007, 09:01
Steve (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2332014102351713711&q=bullitt&total=788&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0) Freakin' (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2448940760407210808&q=great+escape+motorcycle&total=35&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1) McQueen (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8283317136493345452&q=steve+mcqueen+le+mans&total=38&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2).
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
09-08-2007, 09:06
Lee Marvin? :p
He was pretty badass.
Hannelore Rulez
09-08-2007, 09:12
That Chinese guy who faced down that tank. Man, he is the toughest motherfucker in history.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
09-08-2007, 09:13
That Chinese guy who faced down that tank. Man, he is the toughest motherfucker in history.
"Was," I'm guessing. :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. He is so badass that he is in Rotovia-'s signature. Yeah.
PsychoticDan
10-08-2007, 02:28
No, no, no...
You ae all wrong.
About three or four years ago I read a story about a guy in Florida who was at the beach with his nephes and his nephes got his arm bitten noff by a shark. The guy went out into the water, killed the shark and got his nephew's arm OUT OF THE SHARK and got it reattached at the hospital.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
Okay?
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
I seem to remember hearing a story awhile ago of some guy who chewed off his own hand to escape being trapped somewhere. That is what I call badass.
PsychoticDan
10-08-2007, 02:33
No, no, no...
You ae all wrong.
About three or four years ago I read a story about a guy in Florida who was at the beach with his nephes and his nephes got his arm bitten noff by a shark. The guy went out into the water, killed the shark and got his nephew's arm OUT OF THE SHARK and got it reattached at the hospital.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
Okay?
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
Story: http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/07/19/shark.attack/
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PENSACOLA, Florida (CNN) -- The uncle of Jessie Arbogast recalled a pool of blood and his nephew's screams in his account of a horrific July 6 shark attack in Pensacola, Florida, in a National Park Service report released Thursday.
Vance Flosenzier's nephew, Arbogast, lost his arm and almost all his blood when a seven-foot shark bit him while he was swimming in shallow waters off Florida's Gulf coast. Surgeons reattached Arbogast's arm, and the 8-year-old is currently in critical but stable condition in a Pensacola hospital.
Flosenzier was with Arbogast, who had just completed second grade in Ocean Springs, Mississippi, and other family members for a summer beach outing when the attack occurred.
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CNN ACCESS: Ranger describes shark victim's rescue
"I heard someone yell, 'Shark!' and a scream," Flosenzier told the Park Service. He said he turned toward the water and saw a large pool of blood in the vicinity of his nephew and his own two daughters, who were also in the water.
Flosenzier said he then saw the shark's jaws clamped down on Arbogast's arm. The uncle entered the water and grabbed the base of the shark's tail and tried to pull the shark from the boy.
On his second tug, Flosenzier said, the shark pulled free. An unidentified man caught Arbogast as he fell away from the shark, ensuring he did not drown. The boy had lost his right arm and a chunk of his right thigh in the attack.
Arbogast's aunt, Diana Flosenzier, helped the unidentified man carry the boy from the water. Her husband, meanwhile, held onto the shark and tried to pull it to shore.
Though the shark tried to turn several times toward Flosenzier, he said his grip on its tail left the animal relatively powerless. The uncle eventually dragged the shark up the embankment, whereupon two park rangers approached.
Jessie Arbogast remains in critical but stable condition in a Pensacola hospital
One ranger, Jared Klein, pried open the shark's mouth with his expandable baton.
Peering inside, he saw Arbogast's arm, but determined it was too far inside to be removed.
"The shark was still alive and very active," Klein said, according to the report.
At that point, Klein ordered bystanders to move away, took his gun and shot the shark four times in the head.
The rangers then reopened the shark's mouth and a lifeguard, his arm wrapped in a towel, reached inside with "medical tweezers" and pulled the boy's arm out.
Meanwhile, Diana Flosenzier began CPR on Arbogast as her husband grabbed towels and shirts to stanch the flow of blood. The second ranger eventually took over performing CPR on Arbogast, who was not breathing and had no pulse.
Medics took Arbogast to Pensacola's Baptist Hospital, where surgeons reattached the arm in a nearly 12-hour procedure. The Mississippi native had lost almost all his blood, doctors said, and suffered organ damage.
The extent of any brain damage has not been determined.
The boy was later transferred to Sacred Heart Children's Hospital, also in Pensacola.
Vittos the City Sacker
10-08-2007, 02:37
Thich Quang Duc
Walker-Texas-Ranger
10-08-2007, 02:50
If any of you want to hazard a guess as to my answer, I won't be kicking anyone today.
Old Tacoma
10-08-2007, 03:21
If any of you want to hazard a guess as to my answer, I won't be kicking anyone today.
Clearly you need to check the first response. ;)
New Stalinberg
10-08-2007, 05:23
No, no, no...
You ae all wrong.
About three or four years ago I read a story about a guy in Florida who was at the beach with his nephes and his nephes got his arm bitten noff by a shark. The guy went out into the water, killed the shark and got his nephew's arm OUT OF THE SHARK and got it reattached at the hospital.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
Okay?
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
I saw that too, that guy is an American hero in my book.
Lacadaemon
10-08-2007, 05:29
Simo Häyhä.
That Chinese guy who faced down that tank. Man, he is the toughest motherfucker in history.
Agreed. That guy had guts, although no one has a bloody clue about what his name was, or anything about him at all.
CanuckHeaven
10-08-2007, 05:47
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
Ummmmm. False (http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/shark.asp)!!
Well, that would have to be...
Mr Rogers...
The Loyal Opposition
10-08-2007, 06:12
Well, that would have to be...
Mr Rogers...
"It's a beautiful day...to kick your ass!" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary:_Impossible)
Resurrected Marines
10-08-2007, 06:21
you know why mr rogers wore a sweater right? he was so tatted up from his time in the Marine Corps he might scare the kids. OORAH!!!
Resurrected Marines
10-08-2007, 06:28
contrary to popular belief though he only served in the marines and not as a sniper If I remember corectly
The Loyal Opposition
10-08-2007, 06:34
contrary to popular belief though he only served in the marines and not as a sniper If I remember corectly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Rogers#Urban_legends
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp
PsychoticDan
10-08-2007, 06:41
Ummmmm. False (http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/shark.asp)!!
You better reread that link... The whole thing... It says that it is false that the guy was fishing for sharks. It says that the original news accounts were correct and that the story that the uncle had it on a line is the false story.
Cake vs Pie
10-08-2007, 07:07
Any one of the 300 Spartans who stood against the Persian Army.
CanuckHeaven
10-08-2007, 07:14
You better reread that link... The whole thing... It says that it is false that the guy was fishing for sharks. It says that the original news accounts were correct and that the story that the uncle had it on a line is the false story.
I did re-read it and it read the same as the first time.
You embellished the TRUE story?
The guy went out into the water, killed the shark and got his nephew's arm OUT OF THE SHARK and got it reattached at the hospital.
After a Park Service ranger shot the shark in the head, a lifeguard retrieved Jessie's arm from its gullet
Big Jim P
10-08-2007, 07:50
My mother-in-law is a psychologist, the wife is studying to be one and I am still relatively sane.
I am.
My mother-in-law is a psychologist, the wife is studying to be one and I am still relatively sane.
I am.
No your not. Dont ask me how I know, BUT YOUR NOT!
New Spathiwa
10-08-2007, 07:59
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Big Jim P
10-08-2007, 08:04
No your not. Dont ask me how I know, BUT YOUR NOT!
How do YOU know?
:p
PsychoticDan
10-08-2007, 21:58
I did re-read it and it read the same as the first time.
You embellished the TRUE story?
I remebered the story different, but however you tell it it's an amazing story. getting the arm out of the shark was the easy part. The guy went into the surf and wrestled a bull shark that had just bitten off his nephews arm onto the sand. You got any stories like that? Maybe I'm a pussy, but I don't and am unaware of many others who do.
Your post seemed to imply that he was fishing and had the shark at the end of a fishing line and that a bunch of people were wrestling with teh shark and that's not what happened.
Occeandrive3
10-08-2007, 21:58
That Chinese guy who faced down that tank. Man, he is the toughest motherfucker in history.seconded.
Occeandrive3
10-08-2007, 22:10
No, no, no...
You ae all wrong.
About three or four years ago I read a story about a guy in Florida who was at the beach with his nephes and his nephes got his arm bitten noff by a shark. The guy went out into the water, killed the shark and got his nephew's arm OUT OF THE SHARK and got it reattached at the hospital.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
He killed a shark and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.
Okay?
hmmm.. not really.
He killed a shark No, he did not kill it. A Ranger did.and got his nephew's arm out of the shark.No, he did not get it out. A lafeguard did
what he did is hold on to the Shark tail.. until the Rangers arrive. (and he fully deserves props for that)
the Rangers decided to shoot (kill) the Shark.. someone else cut the Shark.. and the Lifeguard got the the arm out.
http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/07/19/shark.attack/
http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/07/19/shark.attack/story.shark.guard.jpg
PsychoticDan
10-08-2007, 22:14
hmmm.. not rally.
No he did not kill it. Someone else didNo, he did not get it out. Someone else did
what he did is hold on to the Shark tail.. until the Rangers arrive. (and he fully deserves props for that)
the Rangers decided to shoot (kill) the Shark and someone else cut the Shark and got the arm out.
He pulled the thing out of the surf and onto the beach.
http://www.videobomb.com/thumbnails/4cfc334ea9dcedbf0d8cbbf1269e6933.jpg
I'm the juggernaut, bitch!
Extreme Ironing
10-08-2007, 23:06
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. He is so badass that he is in Rotovia-'s signature. Yeah.
I'm gonna have to agree with this. The guy somehow posts without a profile and has 'N/A' posts. WTF is up with that? Only a real badass could achieve this.
Spunkhotep
10-08-2007, 23:13
I seem to remember hearing a story awhile ago of some guy who chewed off his own hand to escape being trapped somewhere. That is what I call badass.
His name is Aron Ralston, but he didn't actually chew it. Instead, he used a dull pocket knife to saw off part of his right arm after it got trapped beneath a boulder. He then had to break his own wrist, because he literally could not cut through the bone. Unbelievable. Rick Reilly wrote a column about him a few years ago, and he's also on wikipedia.org: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston
Aryavartha
10-08-2007, 23:25
most badass or not, I've always admired Jim Corbett for his courage. He was well over 60 and with one ear gone and down with malaria, he tracked down a man-eater tiger for more than a week miles and miles on foot and alone in dense jungle and killed it.
Infinite Revolution
11-08-2007, 01:38
is it just me or does the word 'Badass' conjure up the image of hairy, crusty anuses (ani?) with stale shit dripping off them? perhaps some parasitic worms for extra 'badass'ness. never really got slang to be honest.
Fishnibble Reegay
11-08-2007, 01:40
is it just me or does the word 'Badass' conjure up the image of hairy, crusty anuses (ani?) with stale shit dripping off them? perhaps some parasitic worms for extra 'badass'ness. never really got slang to be honest.
You're pished again, aren't you? *suspicious glance*
Whatwhatia
11-08-2007, 01:49
seconded.
Thirded.
CanuckHeaven
11-08-2007, 01:51
is it just me or does the word 'Badass' conjure up the image of hairy, crusty anuses (ani?) with stale shit dripping off them? perhaps some parasitic worms for extra 'badass'ness. never really got slang to be honest.
It is just you. :p
Infinite Revolution
11-08-2007, 01:52
You're pished again, aren't you? *suspicious glance*
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! :p
who are you anyway??! o_0
Infinite Revolution
11-08-2007, 01:55
It is just you. :p
look, all you got to do is divide the word in to two syllables and let your mind fly. it's not so hard. ... eh?... .. .... . . . eh?
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Fishnibble Reegay
11-08-2007, 02:01
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! :p
who are you anyway??! o_0
I'z not saying.
And you're so totally pished. :fluffle:
Infinite Revolution
11-08-2007, 02:08
I'z not saying.
And you're so totally pished. :fluffle:
SSSHHHHHHH!!!! i have a reputation to protect... somewhere anyway.