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Wii is bad for your health!

Pure Metal
08-08-2007, 15:03
hehe, i found this mildly amusing... turns out people are developing symptoms such as the "Wii elbow" from playing Nintendo's console a little too much :P

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/student/student_life/article1971208.ece


Wii students have a problem
Students jumped for Nintendo "Wii". Now our student Miles Johnson finds out that all that jumping has taken its toll


From little kids to addicted uni students, Wii players feel the burn
Miles Johnson

First, there was the name. The initial announcement by Nintendo that their state of the art handhold consol was going to be christened the Wii (pronounced “wee”) had even the most stern faced technology hacks reduced to tittering ten-year-olds. But such loo-based marketing gaffs are no rare thing. Beyonce survived the decision to call her album B-Day and despite the odd moniker, the consol went on sell out in advance of release, leaving would be gamers sweating in mile-long queues.

When first introduced, demand outstripped the supplies of the game available in stores, causing shopping frenzies. Yet scarcity of the product is not the only problem with the game. The concept of the Wii was to combine physical activity with gaming – sensors in the controls respond to a user’s swinging and jabbing so that the actions translate into the game. Recent concerns have been raised by the British Chiropractic Association that some Wii enthusiasts are exerting themselves tad too much, developing symptoms such as the “Wii elbow” and threatening to do long term damage to their health. An entire website entitled wiihaveaproblem.com has arisen to chronicle injuries players sustain while using the game.

Many students spend a vast amount of time playing video games and have predictably been among those most affected. Gerald Burns, a Philosophy student at Glasgow, began to feel the strain after a particularly vigorous session of Zelda. “On normal consoles you just get the finger strains,” he says, “but on the Wii it’s like having a whole body work out. Once I played for about six hours straight and at the end of it felt like I had been in a bar brawl.” Asked if playing for six-hour sessions was a good idea, he shrugs his shoulders. “I know it’s basically my own fault but it’s that bloody Zelda, it’s what I imagine crack to be like.”

Wii has been claiming other victims on campuses across the country. James Van Berg, a Politics student at Manchester, didn’t suffer shoulder dislocations; rather he felt the wrath of his flatmates. At first, he put their anger down to jealousy, having been one of the lucky few to have secured a console before Christmas, but then Wii-related disaster struck: “I was playing it one day and I knocked a can of Tizer onto my mate’s laptop. His dissertation was on it and, as you can probably imagine, he looked like he wanted to deck me when I told him.” Luckily, for his James, apart from a few sticky keys, the work was recovered and the barely believable excuse of, “my flatmate was spasmodically playing videogames”, never had the chance to be road tested.
Remote Observer
08-08-2007, 15:05
I heard it's hard on your TV, especially if you end up throwing the Wii through the screen.
German Nightmare
08-08-2007, 15:07
hehe, i found this mildly amusing... turns out people are developing symptoms such as the "Wii elbow" from playing Nintendo's console a little too much :P
I wonder if the doctor will prescribe a round of Wii-free videogaming to "cure" the symptoms without reducing the daily intake of gaming?

(Oh, and PM? You got a message!)
Pure Metal
08-08-2007, 15:10
I wonder if the doctor will prescribe a round of Wii-free videogaming to "cure" the symptoms without reducing the daily intake of gaming?

(Oh, and PM? You got a message!)

as long as its not taking up the DS instead... i bought one and my thumb is killing me (i think its because i have slightly larger hands than a child's :p) :(

*goes to look*
German Nightmare
08-08-2007, 15:12
as long as its not taking up the DS instead... i bought one and my thumb is killing me (i think its because i have slightly larger hands than a child's :p) :(

*goes to look*
Reminds me of how we screwed our thumbs with playing Pit Stop on the C64 for hours on end...

(Cool!)
Remote Observer
08-08-2007, 15:17
Reminds me of how we screwed our thumbs with playing Pit Stop on the C64 for hours on end...

(Cool!)

I remember going through controllers on the C64 doing Mail Order Monsters.

The buttons were cheap, and after an hour or so of play, the controller would die.
Posi
08-08-2007, 15:28
So basically people are so badly out of shape that the Wii becomes over-exertion?
German Nightmare
08-08-2007, 15:29
I remember going through controllers on the C64 doing Mail Order Monsters.

The buttons were cheap, and after an hour or so of play, the controller would die.
He, sadly, all too true.

Four guys, two playing, two repairing two out of four joysticks we had...
Australiasiaville
08-08-2007, 15:36
Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]
Eddie: [cocking pistol] This is your last warning about that.
Willy: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you'll check me
medical records, you'll see I have a cripplin' arthritis in me
index fingerrrs. Look at 'em! [holds them up]
I got it from "Space Invaders" in 1977.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game.
Willy: [surprised] Video game?
Ferrous Oxide
08-08-2007, 15:37
Wii is just a gimmicky impulse buy. Fuck it.
Jeruselem
08-08-2007, 15:38
You can't win. People complain kids get enslaved to PCs and laptops, but Wii allows because to have exercise but they break things and get hurt (like sport tends to do).
Cake vs Pie
08-08-2007, 15:43
Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]
Eddie: [cocking pistol] This is your last warning about that.
Willy: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you'll check me
medical records, you'll see I have a cripplin' arthritis in me
index fingerrrs. Look at 'em! [holds them up]
I got it from "Space Invaders" in 1977.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game.
Willy: [surprised] Video game?

................ I DON"T GET IT lol :) Someone explain if this isn't supposed to be a joke, or, if it is, I really don't get the punchline.
Free Soviets
08-08-2007, 15:45
So basically people are so badly out of shape that the Wii becomes over-exertion?

well, that and they are going at it for hours on end, day after day.

though i will note that this is being said by the british chiropractic association. now i don't know about british chiropractors, but i do know that the field typically believes that most diseases are caused by spinal malalignment. so, really, probably not the best people to listen to on medical issues.
GrandBill II
08-08-2007, 16:18
Yeah, but playing Wii make you burn 156% more energy than doing nothing!

A young person burns 60 percent more energy using a classic console than being inactive. Using wii for the same period increases that rate by 156 percent, according to the university’s study of a dozen 13- to 15-year-olds.

Based on an average weekly use of 12.2 hours, 1,840 calories would be burned with the new console — 40 percent more than with the classic one. That translates to 12.24 kilogrammes over a year, they calculated.

And with Wii, heart-rate leaps to 130 beats per minute compared to 85 with the traditional console.
Bottle
08-08-2007, 16:19
hehe, i found this mildly amusing... turns out people are developing symptoms such as the "Wii elbow" from playing Nintendo's console a little too much :P

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/student/student_life/article1971208.ece
I gotta admit, my wrists and forearms hurt like hell after long sessions with the Wii.

I'm hooked on the Wii Sports homerun derby thing, but I can only play it for like half an hour before I start getting sore. Of course, I actually stand up and swing as if I really had a bat, so I'm probably getting more physically into it than you're really supposed to...
South Lorenya
08-08-2007, 16:24
Wii is just a gimmicky impulse buy. Fuck it.

No, an impulse buy is a system that costs $600 and has no good games.
GreaterPacificNations
08-08-2007, 17:55
Wii is bad for your health!
Wii is good for your soul!
GreaterPacificNations
08-08-2007, 17:57
So basically people are so badly out of shape that the Wii becomes over-exertion?
Well to be fair, I love and adore my wii, but the problem comes with stupid unresponsive games like 'wii sports' which demand outrageous large and fast gestures. This gives the effect of you swinging you arm about really fast and then stopping it instantly. It can hurt a little, but really you shouldn't be doing it so hard.
GreaterPacificNations
08-08-2007, 17:58
Wii is just a gimmicky impulse buy. Fuck it. You are just a gimmicky impulse buy.
GreaterPacificNations
08-08-2007, 18:00
No, an impulse buy is a system that costs $600 and has no good games.
Godfather, Blackhand. Worth it alone.
GreaterPacificNations
08-08-2007, 18:01
Plus the possibilities the control system offers will bring unprecedented games in time. The Godfather has already shown us the beginning...
Dakini
08-08-2007, 18:03
One of my friends perfected the art of using minimal movement on teh wii... basically defeating the purpose of the whole thing. Apparently you can bowl perfectly well with a small flick of the wrist instead of an actual bowling motion. And golf by tapping the controller...
Khadgar
08-08-2007, 18:16
................ I DON"T GET IT lol :) Someone explain if this isn't supposed to be a joke, or, if it is, I really don't get the punchline.

Think Simpsons.
GreaterPacificNations
08-08-2007, 19:08
One of my friends perfected the art of using minimal movement on teh wii... basically defeating the purpose of the whole thing. Apparently you can bowl perfectly well with a small flick of the wrist instead of an actual bowling motion. And golf by tapping the controller...

The purpose of the wii isn't to swing you arms around like an idiot. The purpose of the wii is to have a control system which considers independent controler proximity, velocity, and angle with respect to the screen and it's components. The possibilities are endless. This is and will be a gaming revolution. I am just waiting for some genius developer to realise screen pan can be done with the nunchuck whilst aim is done with the remote and movement with the joystick. That actually one-ups mouse-look FPS! Independent aim, look, and movement control.
Remote Observer
08-08-2007, 19:11
*starts writing new Wii program*
*MasterJack 2008*