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Your friend and mine, the ever popular Rev. Fred "The Fag Hater" Phelps has added a new website to his evergrowing list of things God hates. As the more observant of you will have already surmised, Phelps' God hate Ireland. To quote some of the more choice parts of the good reverend's new site(but not link to it, is verboten):
It begins to look like the fags and fag-enablers of the Literary & Historical Society of the University College Dublin have devised devices against me – phrased another way – they have contrived a plot – or conspiracy – to lure me to Dublin, Ireland, to speak at their 153rd Session on the subject of “Gay Adoption” – and then to arrest me for the crime of violating their law entitled, The Prohibition of Incitement to Hatred Act* (http://www.irishstatutebook.ie/1989/en/act/pub/0019/index.html). (See WBC's response to their invitation{links to a pdf hosted on the site}). That Act is a draconian, antichristic cup of Satan’s slimy vomit straight from the maw of Hell. They know exactly what I will say on the subject of Gay Adoption. And they know that what I will say from the Bible about sodomites will land me in an Irish jail for two and maybe 10 years.
Yes indeed, Freddy admits to practicing hate speech against gay people. But he's not at fault, oh no. It's the evil L&H (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_and_Historical_Society%2C_University_College_Dublin) who are just out to get him.

Remember their invitation to me? You have copies, and you have seen their expensive looking letterhead: “Dear Rev. Phelps, May I invite you to attend the 153rd Session of the University College Dublin Literary and Historical Society as a special guest of the society, to speak at our Debate about gay adoption. We would be both delighted and honored if you would be interested in taking the time to attend for the benefit of the society and the students of UCD.


On 6th Feb. 2008 the Society will hold our Gay Adoption Debate, where we will debate this contentious issue. Given your position as an esteemed pastor, we feel that you would make an invaluable contribution to the evening. While you are doubtless inundated with requests of a similar nature, I feel confident that a trip to UCD, and the massive ovation that you will receive here, make this a very special invitation. Above all, I can promise you a most enjoyable and memorable visit to the college.” We have discovered that many of the leaders of the University College Dublin and the Literary & Historical Society who have invited me to speak in Dublin, Ireland, are also the leaders in the Irish homosexual community that is responsible for decriminalizing sodomy in Ireland by action of the European Court of Human (fag) Rights, which has Satanic, international domination over all member States in Europe.



If I just stand up there in Dublin and quote Lev. 18:22 – nothing more – every fag in Ireland will be screaming bloody murder: Help! Help! Officer! Officer! That man used some abusive and insulting words that are likely to stir up hatred against me as a filthy Celtic Fudge-Packer and Irish Rump Ranger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Firm) {My link}. Arrest that man! Prosecute that man! Fine that man 10,000 lbs and 2 years in jail for each offense. It’s the law!
Seems Fred has yet to hear about those new fangled "you-rows". Though at least he listened when one of his cronies was reading the law out to him, he has the penalties right for convicton on indictment

Then he blathers on a bit about how gays are evil and Europe is evil for enabling them or some such nonsense, and how gay parents will make their kids gay. About what you'd expect really.

And on a light note, since I'm apparently a Celtiv Fudge-Packer now, all you ladies will be sorry to here that I only have eyes for the menfolk. After all, who am I to argue with God? :p

Oh, and some guy's blog (http://www.blather.net/zeitgeist/archives/2007/08/god_hates_ireland.html) on the matter.

Nice way to give a perfectly ignorable attention whore what he vies for.

Although, it is fun to see that he thinks he'd be fined "10 000 lbs". I mean, people in the USA sure are fat, but come on - that's 4 536 kilograms.

Saw this about two weeks ago. Funny as hell. Rather disturbed at all the fetishes he seems to be well aware off....

Not enough ragging on Trinity though IMO.

And on a light note, since I'm apparently a Celtiv Fudge-Packer now, all you ladies will be sorry to here that I only have eyes for the menfolk. After all, who am I to argue with God? :p
:eek:I knew it!!!!





:p

That Act is a draconian, antichristic cup of Satan’s slimy vomit straight from the maw of Hell.

Yay!

Nice way to give a perfectly ignorable attention whore what he vies for.

Although, it is fun to see that he thinks he'd be fined "10 000 lbs". I mean, people in the USA sure are fat, but come on.

Eh, that's only a quarter of the gross weight of the Wesboro Baptist shut- ins....



I mean congregation.

10,000 lbs? I think he means 4,540kg!

Nice way to give a perfectly ignorable attention whore what he vies for.

Although, it is fun to see that he thinks he'd be fined "10 000 lbs". I mean, people in the USA sure are fat, but come on.
It's not as if Ireland even uses pounds any more. I mean, if you are going to come up with tinfoil helmet conspiracies, you may as well try and pay attention to detail.

It's not as if Ireland even uses pounds any more. I mean, if you are going to come up with tinfoil helmet conspiracies, you may as well try and pay attention to detail.

Well, people in the USA sure are stupid as well, it would seem. :p

I bet he would show up anyone and get arrested just to prove a point and then no one would care and he would rot in jail.


If nothing else, the man is a colorful author. He could start his own church cult if he focused it on science fiction.

Nice way to give a perfectly ignorable attention whore what he vies for.
I'm too compassionate not to feed trolls. They just look so hungry.

Although, it is fun to see that he thinks he'd be fined "10 000 lbs". I mean, people in the USA sure are fat, but come on - that's 4 536 kilograms.
He's going to be fined most of his congregation.
Saw this about two weeks ago. Funny as hell. Rather disturbed at all the fetishes he seems to be well aware off....

Not enough ragging on Trinity though IMO.

Yes, needs more insulting of Trinners and their love of the glory hole.

Is a pity he won't be coming though, I'd relish the opportunity to laugh at him IRL.

Well, people in the USA sure are stupid as well, it would seem. :p
Just in the midwest and the south.

Just in the midwest and the south.

I resemble that remark.

It'd be far simpler if God set up his own Facebook account: that way he could update his likes and dislikes directly.

Today God dislikes:

-Ireland
-Canada
-Pretty much everyone who isn't Fred Phelps.

Today God likes:

-Fire
-Brimstone
-Hawt lesbian pr0n

Today God likes:

-Hawt lesbian pr0n

Awesome, I'm going to Heaven.

I watched a documentary about the Westboro cult a while ago. Hilarious it was, just to watch them spouting crap all over the place, although slightly scary considering the indoctrination of the children and them picketing funerals.

I'm sure that Phelps will hate 2 years in an Irish prison.

I'm sure that Phelps will hate 2 years in an Irish prison.

He's not that stupid.

Also, anyone else getting an image of stereotypical gay leprechauns?

Well, god just hates southern ireland.

Also, anyone else getting an image of stereotypical gay leprechauns?

You mean like the ones he used in the banner? Leprechaun 1 from Notre Dame "Fightin' Irish" and Leprechaun 2 from "Lucky Charms" (I think the second one's right, feel free to correct me Americans)

I always thought God lived in Ireland

Nice way to give a perfectly ignorable attention whore what he vies for.

Although, it is fun to see that he thinks he'd be fined "10 000 lbs". I mean, people in the USA sure are fat, but come on - that's 4 536 kilograms.

They could take it in instalments :D

Fred Phelp's trapped in an endless cycle of attention whoring and escalation. He has to come up with bigger shockers to get more publicity each time the last 15 minutes wears off.

Me, I'm personally gonna wait until he finally loses it completely and creates a site called GodHatesTheVatican or GodHatesThePope.

Then we'll see the Power of the Dark Side make a certain church in Westborough, Kansas explode.

:D

I always thought God lived in Ireland

Nah, he just has a holiday home here.

It seems god apparantly hates everything that exists. How is phelps so sure god doesn't hate him too?

It'd be far simpler if God set up his own Facebook account: that way he could update his likes and dislikes directly.

God attends Chico State?

Your friend and mine, the ever popular Rev. Fred "The Fag Hater" Phelps has added a new website to his evergrowing list of things God hates. As the more observant of you will have already surmised, Phelps' God hate Ireland. To quote some of the more choice parts of the good reverend's new site(but not link to it, is verboten):

Yes indeed, Freddy admits to practicing hate speech against gay people. But he's not at fault, oh no. It's the evil L&H (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_and_Historical_Society%2C_University_College_Dublin) who are just out to get him.




Seems Fred has yet to hear about those new fangled "you-rows". Though at least he listened when one of his cronies was reading the law out to him, he has the penalties right for convicton on indictment

Then he blathers on a bit about how gays are evil and Europe is evil for enabling them or some such nonsense, and how gay parents will make their kids gay. About what you'd expect really.

And on a light note, since I'm apparently a Celtiv Fudge-Packer now, all you ladies will be sorry to here that I only have eyes for the menfolk. After all, who am I to argue with God? :p

Oh, and some guy's blog (http://www.blather.net/zeitgeist/archives/2007/08/god_hates_ireland.html) on the matter.

Fuck him.

The funny thing is that Ireland isn't a very liberal country by European standards, nor is UCD a very liberal university.....

Every time someone pays attention to what Fred Phelps says, God kills a kitten. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!

Every time someone pays attention to what Fred Phelps says, God kills a kitten. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!

God Hates Kittens. Why do you think He kills one every time somebody on Earth does something He doesn't like?

Every time someone pays attention to what Fred Phelps says, God kills a kitten. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!

I do...I think they're great with BBQ sauce....:p

Hell, I'd get a passport and go there myself just for the epic lulz of seeing him carted off.

A pity he's not popping over to see us :rolleyes:

Your friend and mine, the ever popular Rev. Fred "The Fag Hater" Phelps has added a new website to his evergrowing list of things God hates. As the more observant of you will have already surmised, Phelps' God hate Ireland. To quote some of the more choice parts of the good reverend's new site(but not link to it, is verboten):

Yes indeed, Freddy admits to practicing hate speech against gay people. But he's not at fault, oh no. It's the evil L&H (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_and_Historical_Society%2C_University_College_Dublin) who are just out to get him.

Seems Fred has yet to hear about those new fangled "you-rows". Though at least he listened when one of his cronies was reading the law out to him, he has the penalties right for convicton on indictment

Then he blathers on a bit about how gays are evil and Europe is evil for enabling them or some such nonsense, and how gay parents will make their kids gay. About what you'd expect really.

And on a light note, since I'm apparently a Celtiv Fudge-Packer now, all you ladies will be sorry to here that I only have eyes for the menfolk. After all, who am I to argue with God? :p

Oh, and some guy's blog (http://www.blather.net/zeitgeist/archives/2007/08/god_hates_ireland.html) on the matter.

... so how frequently do you visit Fred Phelp's site?

Fuck him.

who would?

The sooner everyone stops talking about, posting about, thinking about, reacting to Freddy, the sooner he'll fade away into the obscurity he so richly deserves.

The sooner everyone stops talking about, posting about, thinking about, reacting to Freddy, the sooner he'll fade away into the obscurity he so richly deserves.

QFT.

Shut up Fred.

Every time someone pays attention to what Fred Phelps says, God kills a kitten. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/leftyflecken/vote.jpg

:D

Fred Phelp's trapped in an endless cycle of attention whoring and escalation. He has to come up with bigger shockers to get more publicity each time the last 15 minutes wears off.

Me, I'm personally gonna wait until he finally loses it completely and creates a site called GodHatesTheVatican or GodHatesThePope.

Then we'll see the Power of the Dark Side make a certain church in Westborough, Kansas explode.

:D

Please. As far as his ilk are concerned, Catholics are Satan worshippers.

who would?

His wife, obviously enough, but it's probably something she prefers to hide.

Please. As far as his ilk are concerned, Catholics are Satan worshippers.

He has said on many occasions that all catholics are hell bound without exception. Indeed he even made a video about it.

The funny thing is that Ireland isn't a very liberal country by European standards, nor is UCD a very liberal university.....

That is delicious irony.

*Mmmm. That's good irony*

Although I don't think many European Universities could be considered either liberal or conservative in their ethos anyway.

Every time someone pays attention to what Fred Phelps says, God kills a kitten. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!

I hate kittens. I will be signing up for a Westboro Baptist news feed.

Could our simple little fora have that much effect on his PR, publicity, and fame?

...We can try! :D

Quick Everybody! Look away!....NOW

I meant EVERYONE. Not just people on the forum.
When you encounter nutters on the train who are shouting about the aliens that have crawled into their sinuses and possessed them, you don't argue with them, you don't engage them.... you ignore them. Pretty soon they go to find someone who's dumb enough to give them the attention they crave.

When you encounter nutters on the train who are shouting about the aliens that have crawled into their sinuses and possessed them, you don't argue with them, you don't engage them.... you ignore them.

I wonder if Jesus had the same problems orignally.... *ponders*

I wonder if Jesus had the same problems orignally.... *ponders*

"Good thing that messiah thing worked out. He built my cousin a shed, what a piece of crap. The whole time he's like "I'm the Son of God." Yeah, well right now, you're building a shed. Hop to it, Hayzoos."

Jim Gaffigan WIN

Is a pity he won't be coming though, I'd relish the opportunity to laugh at him IRL.

Or, alternatively, kick him in the nuts. :D

I wonder if Jesus had the same problems orignally.... *ponders*

Aliens in his sinuses?
Somehow, I doubt it.

That is delicious irony.

*Mmmm. That's good irony*

Although I don't think many European Universities could be considered either liberal or conservative in their ethos anyway.

The American political spectrum is so ridiculously out of sync with Western Europe that I suspect that all of our universities would be considered 'Liberal'.

He has said on many occasions that all catholics are hell bound without exception. Indeed he even made a video about it.

His flock also released a music video a while ago entitled "God hates the world". It was quite catchy actually. :p

In Soviet Russia God likes Phelps.

Well, people in the USA sure are stupid as well, it would seem. :pBe nice, or I won't lend you my tinfoil hat.

Every time someone pays attention to what Fred Phelps says, God kills a kitten. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!God doesn't kill kittens. He just moves them to my house.








I have nineteen now, so he needs to get a grip.