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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28017&in_page_id=2
A plane was diverted from its path and forced to land, after a woman passenger started lighting matches to cover up her flatulence.

The escalation in America's War on Farting came on an internal flight between Washington and Dallas, which was forced to land in Nashville when passengers told cabin crew that they could smell burning matches.
And the worst part is it doesn't even work (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_%28season_3%29#Facts_About_Flatulence).

Somebody please buy this idiot copies of Everyone Poops (http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/192913214X/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-4946345-0429615?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1186499458&sr=8-1) and The Gas We Pass (http://www.amazon.com/Gas-We-Pass-Story-Science/dp/1929132158/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_b/002-4946345-0429615?ie=UTF8&qid=1186499458&sr=8-1).

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28017&in_page_id=2

And the worst part is it doesn't even work (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_%28season_3%29#Facts_About_Flatulence).

As soon as i saw your link at the bottom, i knew where you were going with it.
Of course, i have a "nose" for things Kari Byron-related.
:)
http://static.flickr.com/105/299146629_8f56fb9212_o.jpg
Her stance on flatulence-smothering.

As soon as i saw your link at the bottom, i knew where you were going with it.
Of course, i have a "nose" for things Kari Byron-related.
:)
http://static.flickr.com/105/299146629_8f56fb9212_o.jpg
Her stance on flatulence-smothering.



Oh lawd, you got a HQ pic of that? I think it would be 'bed time' for zilam :p

Flight grounded by farting woman
Tuesday, December 5, 2006

How did you even find this article?