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Man arrested for public sex acts
By Matthew Gruchow
Argus Leader
Published: August 1, 2007
Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.

Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said.

The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.

“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.

He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.

He is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bond.

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I honestly had to check my calendar to make certain it wasn't April 1st. :eek:

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.
Now what term shall we coin to denote love/fetish for traffic signs?

EDIT: one-minute timewarp!

see kids... next time you put your hand on a railing, post or what have you and it's sticky... it doesn't always mean gum.

see kids... next time you put your hand on a railing, post or what have you and it's sticky... it doesn't always mean gum.

"Slippery When Wet."

"Children Crossing."

Also, if he had sex with a "Stop" sign, couldn't police charge him with rape? :P

Also, if he had sex with a "Stop" sign, couldn't police charge him with rape? :P

Oh, well played sir. :D

What's this burglary all about? Seems to me he was at worst trespassing in someone's garden. Burglary doesn't even enter the equation unless he broke into a house, and there's no claim of that.

It also seems that the sex acts were filmed - a lot of people film sex acts *Pamela Anderson* and a lot of people do them outside (where they won't be seen, of course.) Can't have been too "public" or he would have been arrested making them.

At most he should face charges of trespassing and theft of traffic control devices (the signs.)

What's this burglary all about? Seems to me he was at worst trespassing in someone's garden. Burglary doesn't even enter the equation unless he broke into a house, and there's no claim of that.

It also seems that the sex acts were filmed - a lot of people film sex acts *Pamela Anderson* and a lot of people do them outside (where they won't be seen, of course.) Can't have been too "public" or he would have been arrested making them.

At most he should face charges of trespassing and theft of traffic control devices (the signs.)

Well, the story says little... maybe he stole the signs and did... things to them?

And the "unlawful occupancy" is just too funny. :D

Since you shouldn't have to wait for searching the first, it should be 'at least 9 minutes'. :)


As for the traffic signs... there's some weird-o fetishes out there. Something tells me this isn't the weirdest one. By far, actually. At least traffic signs are inanimate objects, so noone is getting physically hurt in the process.

Ballotonia

Yeah, but at the time, I had searched for something else. :p That was at a different time.

Anywho, my question is how he actually performed a sex act on the sign?

I searched 4 names. Which means what should have taken me 2 minutes now takes at least 12 minutes.
You do realize that 180 seconds is three minutes, right? 4 x 3 = 12 ~Mod
Yup. Hence the "at least 12 minutes" part.

Since you shouldn't have to wait for searching the first, it should be 'at least 9 minutes'. :)


As for the traffic signs... there's some weird-o fetishes out there. Something tells me this isn't the weirdest one. By far, actually. At least traffic signs are inanimate objects, so noone is getting physically hurt in the process.

Ballotonia

Also, if he had sex with a "Stop" sign, couldn't police charge him with rape? :P

With the exception of any green traffic lights that may have been involved, I think it's all rape.

Just cus the passed out girl at the party never says no doesn't mean it isn't rape.
Apparently.

Oh, well played sir. :D

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/118610438870.jpg

Also, if he had sex with a "Stop" sign, couldn't police charge him with rape? :P

:p

Topic title: He had sex with...

Last post: Whereyouthinkyougoing

:p:fluffle:

Topic title: He had sex with...

Last post: Whereyouthinkyougoing

:p:fluffle:

:D But now you ruined it with your name :(

:eek: That's strange.

Since you shouldn't have to wait for searching the first, it should be 'at least 9 minutes'.

It always makes me wait to search the first one, too...

Also, if he had sex with a "Stop" sign, couldn't police charge him with rape? :P

Ah, Post of the Day, and it's only 1:30 in the afternoon! :D

Could have been worse, getting obsessed with traffic cameras could be very interesting. :p

No one else is wondering if he did it with "Do not Enter" or "Cul-de-Sac"?

No one else is wondering if he did it with "Do not Enter" or "Cul-de-Sac"?
Ah, it would get bitten off by a large purple gopher lurking in the dark.

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.

WTF :confused: Sex acts with traffic signs...how the hell do you have sex with a traffic sign? On second thought...maybe I don't want to know. :eek:

It must be rape if he proceeded with that STOP sign.

Curses, too late. Guess I RAN that stop sign... or was it more a California roll? ;)

Guess now. Then read.

Man arrested for public sex acts
By Matthew Gruchow
Argus Leader
Published: August 1, 2007
Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.

Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said.

The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.

“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.

He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.

He is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bond.

~~

I honestly had to check my calendar to make certain it wasn't April 1st. :eek:

Wow. Inanimate object fucking at its best.

This reminds me of LG's comment in another thread:

It's a gateway crime. Today, he's fucking sheep. Tomorrow, horses. Before you know it, he's out in front of your house violating your garden gnome.

Now replace 'sheep' with 'traffic lights'.....

WTF :confused: Sex acts with traffic signs...how the hell do you have sex with a traffic sign? On second thought...maybe I don't want to know. :eek:

On another note, has anyone actually successfully imagined this old guy having sex with traffic signs??

I've tried to imagine this, and even though I have a very, very vivid imagination, I still come up blank. This is by far the weirdest thing I've heard of.

Now what term shall we coin to denote love/fetish for traffic signs?

Inidicaphilia?

Also, if he had sex with a "Stop" sign, couldn't police charge him with rape? :P

You, sir, are too witty for your own good. *dispatches a Wilde Animal Control unit to deal with him*

As far as the mechanics of sex with a street sign are concerned, perhaps the pole is made of wood and has a knothole?

Oh god, there really was "Men at Work" that night, I wonder if they ever asked him to "Reduce Speed Now" 'cos we all know a sign has needs too.....

On another note, has anyone actually successfully imagined this old guy having sex with traffic signs??

I've tried to imagine this, and even though I have a very, very vivid imagination, I still come up blank. This is by far the weirdest thing I've heard of.

Well, it might be easier to imagine than having sex with any of these: :eek:

http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/FatGirl_FatFriday_Swimsuit_10Nov06.jpg

On another note, has anyone actually successfully imagined this old guy having sex with traffic signs??

I've tried to imagine this, and even though I have a very, very vivid imagination, I still come up blank. This is by far the weirdest thing I've heard of.

He has a gleam in his eye...he spotted a...oh, no not...SCHOOL CROSSING sign. :eek:

http://books.elsevier.com/companions/0240519515/effects/oldman.jpg

Having sex with the traffic sign? Well, some of them do have holes in them, but it could be a tight fit (http://www2.strangesigns.org:81/albums/RoadStreetSigns/NoTraffic.sized.jpg).

This reminds me of LG's comment in another thread:



Now replace 'sheep' with 'traffic lights'........ and "horse" is replaced with "Bicycle".

kinda puts a whole new meaning to the pick up line "What's your sign?"

Well, it might be easier to imagine than having sex with any of these: :eek:

http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/FatGirl_FatFriday_Swimsuit_10Nov06.jpg

I've ripped my eyes out with a rusty fork and I still can't get that image out of my head, I'm off to violently throw up now... Damn youm Oklatex!

Now what term shall we coin to denote love/fetish for traffic signs?

EDIT: one-minute timewarp!

Viainfogrphicophilia

I'm dead serious.

My term!

Guess now. Then read.

Man arrested for public sex acts
By Matthew Gruchow
Argus Leader
Published: August 1, 2007
Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.

Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said.

The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.

There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.

“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.

He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.

He is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bond.

~~

I honestly had to check my calendar to make certain it wasn't April 1st. :eek:

Minnehaha.

*chuckles*

What exactly would a fetish for road signs be called?

Viainfogrphicophilia

Via= road

Infographica= sign

Philia

People who harbour viainfogrphicophilia are called viainfogrphicophiles, or viainfogrphicophilic persons.
The study of viainfogrphicophilia is called viainfogrphicophiliology.

I can't see anyway to have sex with the sign...unless the sign was outof the ground and he presented his anus....

Oh god! Images!

Viainfogrphicophilia

Via= road

Infographica= sign

Philia

People who harbour viainfogrphicophilia are called viainfogrphicophiles, or viainfogrphicophilic persons.
The study of viainfogrphicophilia is called viainfogrphicophiliology.

Infographicos for short.

Infographicos for short.

Or Infos.

No one else is wondering if he did it with "Do not Enter" or "Cul-de-Sac"?"No Entrance, Exit Only"?

No one else is wondering if he did it with "Do not Enter" or "Cul-de-Sac"?

ONE WAY?


I'm picturing more him doing it in winter and... well... getting something frozen to the sign...

can you imagine the 911 call?

Quagmire: Hello? 911... yeah... it's stuck again... in a window this time...

How about...

Dip?
Mind the Gap?
Bump?
Bridge Narrows?
Falling Rocks Ahead?
Slow? (:D)
Cherry St./Ave./Blvd./Pkwy.?
Merge?
Soft Shoulders? (lol)
No Parking?

There's also a sign (in Mexico, I think) that features a whole family and it's to indicate people crossing. Also...

If he had sex with a "Children Crossing" sign, would that be pedophilia? :D

Or Infos.

Yeah, that too.

I'd think he'd go for the "Dangerous Curves" sign.

But not the "Lane Ends" sign.