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http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/03/people.vingrhames.dog.ap/index.html

Poor dogs. :(

His trainer says he doesn't know anything. I think he's telling the truth.

Marcellus Wallus: We don't want to think. We want to know. Take him to the kennel and sick the dogs on his ass. Then we'll find out what he knows.

His trainer says he doesn't know anything. I think he's telling the truth.

Marcellus Wallus: We don't want to think. We want to know. Take him to the kennel and sick the dogs on his ass. Then we'll find out what he knows.

It's too early to give you the victory, but you're in first place. :)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/03/people.vingrhames.dog.ap/index.html

Poor dogs. :(

Yeah. Poor man, too. :(

There but for the grace of the gods goes my family... This could have been my grandma. As it was, she'll be limping for the rest of her life, thanks to the open spiral tib-fib break a pit bull give her. Then the infection... I couldn't even look at her leg, it was so disgusting. But she's better now, or at least as better as she's going to get, and all of this because some asshole couldn't even be bothered to keep his pit bull on a leash.

Yeah. Poor man, too. :(

Well, he was obviously a lousy dog trainer, but I'll agree that death is a rather severe reprimand. :p

I'm not in favor of using dogs as a security measure, unless they're way too small to eat me. Just the barking will do.

I'm not in favor of using dogs as a security measure, unless they're way too small to eat me. Just the barking will do.

thats what my neice said, that she would never have a dog that she wouldnt be able to kill if the need arose.

its a good saftey measure when you have small children in the house.

Well, he was obviously a lousy dog trainer, but I'll agree that death is a rather severe reprimand. :p

Of course. He merely needed a pie in his face. Cherry pie, by the looks of it.

I'm not in favor of using dogs as a security measure, unless they're way too small to eat me. Just the barking will do.

They're pretty effective, though. Hard to beat a trained security dog for that. If it's only one, the benefit is marginal I'd guess, but several would be very imposing.

They're pretty effective, though. Hard to beat a trained security dog for that. If it's only one, the benefit is marginal I'd guess, but several would be very imposing.

A pack of chihuahuas working together like a shoal of pirhanas would be my personal choice. There's only so many bullets in a gun to take them down

A pack of chihuahuas working together like a shoal of pirhanas would be my personal choice. There's only so many bullets in a gun to take them down

It might be hard to find a trainer who'll take your request for a fleet of security chihuahuas seriously, though, I would think. :p Although, everyone has their price.

Humans make better guards, dogs make better friends.

I beat my neighbor's Doberman into a pulp when it tried to attack me. The dog and the owner didn't like me too much afterwards. He called the cops but they laughed after weighing the evidence. Me: bloody forearm. Dog: black eye?

Marcellus Wallus: We don't want to think. We want to know. Take him to the kennel and sick the dogs on his ass. Then we'll find out what he knows.

..."I want to scour the mother fucking earth for his ass. If he's in Indo-China, I want a nigga in his rice bowl ready to pop a cap in his ass."

Marcellus Wallus: We don't want to think. We want to know. Take him to the kennel and sick the dogs on his ass. Then we'll find out what he knows.
:D