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http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22157701-5005361,00.html

As much as I hate any news related to her...this just made me feel all warm inside.

so there is a god...

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22157701-5005361,00.html

As much as I hate any news related to her...this just made me feel all warm inside.

I haven't felt this warm about her since ... uh, well, since this pic:
http://www.bloggingpet.com/images/r_paris_hilton_1.jpg

And whe i say "warm" about her, i mean enraged.
What was that little weasel thinking, being seen on the arm of that loopy trollop?!?

:mad:

AH HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*GASP*

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

"Nicole Richie: I'm Pregnant" is breaking news? :confused:

"Nicole Richie: I'm Pregnant" is breaking news? :confused:

She might not eat this one.

This story is a hoax. It's not true. I'm sorry to say.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/)

This story is a hoax. It's not true. I'm sorry to say.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/)

Why...why would you do this to me? WHY!?

Why...why would you do this to me? WHY!?

Because I'm a cruel-hearted bitch? :p

Because I'm a cruel-hearted bitch? :p

That ferret debacle STILL happened.
:(

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!:headbang: there is NO GOD!!! OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

That ferret debacle STILL happened.
:(

Yay for twitchy ferrets! ;)

This story is a hoax. It's not true. I'm sorry to say.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/)

Well it's official, you have proudly won the Buzz Kill of the Year Award.

This story is a hoax. It's not true. I'm sorry to say.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/)

I reget your reality and substitute my own.

Yay for twitchy ferrets! ;)

Siempre.
http://www.nnfn.net/box_of_ferrets9.jpg

http://www.nnfn.net/box_of_ferrets9.jpg

I want.

I want.

I have two. They're not loaners, though. They are *great* sponsors and promoters of weaselism. Anyone who gets to deal with them gleans a new appreciation of ferrets altogether.

I recommend a pair, since one will keep you busy enough. Two will make sure they have someone to play with at all times.
:)
http://www.gcfa.com/ShelterFerrets/Miller%20Pumpkin.jpg

Mine's a sable and a silver-mitt (i think).

Ya know, i almost started to believe in god. but whoever posted the truth saved me.

I have two. They're not loaners, though. They are *great* sponsors and promoters of weaselism. Anyone who gets to deal with them gleans a new appreciation of ferrets altogether.

I recommend a pair, since one will keep you busy enough. Two will make sure they have someone to play with at all times.
:)
http://www.gcfa.com/ShelterFerrets/Miller%20Pumpkin.jpg

Mine's a sable and a silver-mitt (i think).

awwwwww cute!!!! i'v always wanted some ferrets but my parents say no way :(

She might not eat this one.

I think it's quite plain to anyone who looks at Nicole Richie that she definitely does not eat babies. :p

I have two.

So you're the Beastmaster?

Ya know, i almost started to believe in god. but whoever posted the truth saved me.

Are you kidding me? The God I've been taught about is exactly the kind of dick who would reward the likes of Paris Hilton.

This story is a hoax. It's not true. I'm sorry to say.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/)

I was doing my Happy Dance till I saw your post.....

You took away my happy dance.....

You shall now die......

There's a direct correlation between people who vehemently dislike Paris Hilton and people who have difficulty getting laid.

It's true (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/ScientificStudy.png).

Funny how quickly our faith in humanity can go down...

This story is a hoax. It's not true. I'm sorry to say.

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/)

Damn you. Just when I thought there was some justice in the world. It really wouldn't hurt the little bitch to have to actually work for a living. Although what she could do (that's legal) escapes me.

There's a direct correlation between people who vehemently dislike Paris Hilton and people who have difficulty getting laid.

It's true (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/ScientificStudy.png).

Stupid people do tend to breed much more often. Like rodents almost.

Stupid people do tend to breed much more often. Like rodents almost.

There was a movie about that, a comedy, can't remember the name though. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

Stupid people do tend to breed much more often. Like rodents almost.

Us stupid people...

'...dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.'

Well it's official, you have proudly won the Buzz Kill of the Year Award.

Aw, there are just so many people to thank, I wouldn't know where to start... this award... this award brings tears to me eyes...

I reget your reality and substitute my own.

My reality is only fun when you're stoned. *nods*

I was doing my Happy Dance till I saw your post.....

You took away my happy dance.....

You shall now die......

Well... at least I can take a bunch of people with me! :)

There's a direct correlation between people who vehemently dislike Paris Hilton and people who have difficulty getting laid.

It's true (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/ScientificStudy.png).

What happens when you take Paris Hilton herself out of the equation?

There was a movie about that, a comedy, can't remember the name though. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

Idiocracy: an average guy is frozen and wakes up some 100 years later to find he is now the smartest man on earth.

Man, my day had just brightened a little bit, I took the first steps towards getting out of my paranoid depressive "what's the world coming to" state, and I smiled for the first time in weeks: then comes Kryo...congratulations, you've just created another emo.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go paint my nails black and go listen to Linkin Park.

Idiocracy: an average guy is frozen and wakes up some 100 years later to find he is now the smartest man on earth.

Man, my day had just brightened a little bit, I took the first steps towards getting out of my paranoid depressive "what's the world coming to" state, and I smiled for the first time in weeks: then comes Kryo...congratulations, you've just created another emo.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go paint my nails black and go listen to Linkin Park.

Ah, the praise just never ends! *basks in the warming glow*

What happens when you take Paris Hilton herself out of the equation?

I've spoken to the scientists and they say it makes little difference though they do notice a slight drop - what they think is that people who vehemently dislike the same given subject do have a slight chance of getting laid with each other, but it's rare.

Yet they maintain that Paris Hilton has the distinction of being vehemently disliked by those sheep among us - you'll notice there weren't 47 threads on Lindsay Lohan for example, who's just done the same - so these people who vehemently dislike Paris are simply following the crowd, further decreasing their chances of getting laid.

Fascinating study.

Even if she was cut out of the will, Hilton is already famous for being famous and as such can earn her own money. ie - as an "actress" (she has already been in a movie) and on tv (Simple Life anyone?)